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(Fox 4 KC)   Man who started Utah wildfire apologizes to neighbors with jars of jam. Wait, what?   ( fox4kc.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 09:15:29 AM  
"He was working on metal with an angle grinder, and shot sparks on the ground,"

What a coincidence.  The angle grinder is usually the safest tool there is.
 
2017-09-12 10:05:59 AM  
But the president wants them to be grateful they are merely in a drought.
 
2017-09-12 11:00:51 AM  
Why is this "strange"?  You fark up, you apologize, and a token gift helps drive it home that you mean it (but shouldn't be necessary).

This is what people should be doing, instead of reflexively saying "It's not my fault!".
 
2017-09-12 11:07:32 AM  
This story is obviously marmalade up.
 
2017-09-12 11:13:57 AM  

RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.


Someone sounds jelly.
 
2017-09-12 11:15:34 AM  

dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.


Oh, jam it, ditty.
 
2017-09-12 11:34:51 AM  
He's still farked for the costs of fighting the fire, but good on him for trying to calm neighborhood tensions.
 
2017-09-12 11:50:56 AM  
Smokey the Bear still wants to kick his behind. Hard.
 
2017-09-12 11:55:20 AM  
Jam instead of beer? Oh, it's Utah.
 
2017-09-12 12:10:12 PM  

RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.


I guess I preserved that.
 
2017-09-12 12:52:48 PM  
Was his name Smuckers?
 
2017-09-12 12:53:21 PM  

dittybopper: RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.

I guess I preserved that.


He's clearly just trying to butter them up.

/Wait that's not right
 
2017-09-12 12:54:00 PM  
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2017-09-12 12:55:07 PM  
Well okay then, apology accepted.
 
2017-09-12 12:55:37 PM  
Q:  What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A:  I can't jelly my dick up your butt.
 
2017-09-12 12:58:03 PM  
He's just hoping that will keep him off the radar.


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2017-09-12 12:58:58 PM  
rvis ended up giving out jars of chokecherry jam to his neighbors, with an apology note attached.


um thanks but I don't need any of your custom made chokedchickencherry "jam".
 
2017-09-12 01:00:22 PM  
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2017-09-12 01:03:56 PM  
14 year old CDs from my Phish cover band? Weird.
 
2017-09-12 01:07:22 PM  

Marbleisheavy: dittybopper: RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.

I guess I preserved that.

He's clearly just trying to butter them up.

/Wait that's not right


Apple ow it.
 
2017-09-12 01:16:53 PM  
It's good to be white.
 
2017-09-12 01:20:46 PM  

RJReves: Marbleisheavy: dittybopper: RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.

I guess I preserved that.

He's clearly just trying to butter them up.

/Wait that's not right

Apple ow it.


Only a smucker would take the first offer.
 
2017-09-12 01:22:26 PM  
Being Utah, this may actually work.
 
2017-09-12 01:23:22 PM  
Better than Jars of Clay.
 
2017-09-12 01:25:49 PM  

The_Sponge: Q:  What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A:  I can't jelly my dick up your butt.


Wrong
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2017-09-12 01:30:23 PM  

lostcat: Better than Jars of Clay.



Truth...I had a roommate in college who was a fan...and he was a fan of DC Talk.  Blech!

RJReves: The_Sponge: Q:  What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A:  I can't jelly my dick up your butt.

Wrong
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Smart and funny voted for you.
 
2017-09-12 01:32:28 PM  

The_Sponge: Smart and funny voted for you.



*votes
 
2017-09-12 01:45:02 PM  

LarryDan43: RJReves: Marbleisheavy: dittybopper: RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.

I guess I preserved that.

He's clearly just trying to butter them up.

/Wait that's not right

Apple ow it.

Only a smucker would take the first offer.


It would indeed be jarring.
 
2017-09-12 01:56:26 PM  
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2017-09-12 02:13:41 PM  

dittybopper: RJReves: dittybopper: RJReves: This story is obviously marmalade up.

Someone sounds jelly.

Oh, jam it, ditty.

I guess I preserved that.


*high 5*

That was the best interaction I have ever had with you, ditty. Maybe you aren't always a Schmuckers.
 
2017-09-12 02:17:17 PM  
Chokecherry jam?  That's worse than the fire.
 
2017-09-12 02:20:54 PM  

dittybopper: Why is this "strange"?  You fark up, you apologize, and a token gift helps drive it home that you mean it (but shouldn't be necessary).

This is what people should be doing, instead of reflexively saying "It's not my fault!".


This post should be preserved.
 
2017-09-12 02:29:40 PM  
Damnit, all the good jokes have been taken.

/kicks jelly can down jelly street
 
2017-09-12 02:33:08 PM  

docpeteyJ: Damnit, all the good jokes have been taken.

/kicks jelly can down jelly street


Hey! No welching!
 
2017-09-12 02:38:40 PM  

dittybopper: Why is this "strange"?  You fark up, you apologize, and a token gift helps drive it home that you mean it (but shouldn't be necessary).

This is what people should be doing, instead of reflexively saying "It's not my fault!".


I agree. Most people that start wildfires never come forward. This man was honest and went to each neighbor and apologized. His bringing a gift for them was a nice extra. If all of us owned up to what we do wrong, the world would be a much better place. Something sweet wouldn't hurt with me. I would forgive most things with chocolate.
 
2017-09-12 03:17:47 PM  
What about the neighbours WITHOUT jars of jam? Don't they deserve an apology too?
 
2017-09-12 04:01:02 PM  
Ok, they're under drought conditions, but if you're going to use the ol' spark-maker, maybe it's worth a few buckets of water on the ground to avoid the hundreds of tankers and firefighters later.
 
2017-09-12 04:34:00 PM  

anustart: What about the neighbours WITHOUT jars of jam? Don't they deserve an apology too?


I Concorde.
 
2017-09-12 04:59:49 PM  

RJReves: anustart: What about the neighbours WITHOUT jars of jam? Don't they deserve an apology too?

I Concorde.


Damson you!
 
2017-09-12 05:05:47 PM  

daffy: I would forgive most things with chocolate.


U gonna get raped....
 
2017-09-12 08:24:15 PM  

Katolu: RJReves: anustart: What about the neighbours WITHOUT jars of jam? Don't they deserve an apology too?

I Concorde.

Damson you!


Oh, don't get yer pannies in Knott's, Barry.
 
2017-09-12 08:25:13 PM  

anustart: daffy: I would forgive most things with chocolate.

U gonna get raped....


A nu start, or anus tart?
 
2017-09-12 08:50:59 PM  

RJReves: anustart: daffy: I would forgive most things with chocolate.

U gonna get raped....

A nu start, or anus tart?


A rested develop meant.
 
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