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(News 1130)   Sorry ma'am, we can't fix your house right now. That's a load-bearing limousine   ( news1130.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Limousine, North Star Limo, Taxicab, Chauffeur, early yesterday morning, limo driver, stretch limousine, 144th Street  
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2017-09-12 11:49:55 AM  
Bad Uber.
 
2017-09-12 11:57:08 AM  
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2017-09-12 12:32:26 PM  
The police added insult to injury when they came by.
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2017-09-12 01:18:46 PM  
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Another quality job by Mr O'Reilly
 
2017-09-12 02:47:30 PM  
Never ask your driver to join the party.
 
2017-09-12 06:22:05 PM  
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Saw this pic yesterday about Irma damage to the Florida Keys and wondered what the story was.
 
2017-09-12 07:46:52 PM  
just shore it up with a couple sacrificial Hyundais.
 
2017-09-12 07:47:50 PM  
Her husband promised her something long and hard.
 
2017-09-12 07:52:33 PM  

Catlenfell: Her husband promised her something long and hard.


And black apparently!
 
2017-09-12 08:11:14 PM  
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2017-09-12 08:14:48 PM  
she heard a loud crash and the sound of running water from the kitchen.
She quickly found that a limo had crashed right into a room where a school-aged child was sleeping.


Your kids sleep in the kitchen? Stop being farking dramatic. Surprised they didn't say the kid was special needs too.
 
2017-09-12 08:27:48 PM  

abhorrent1: she heard a loud crash and the sound of running water from the kitchen.
She quickly found that a limo had crashed right into a room where a school-aged child was sleeping.

Your kids sleep in the kitchen? Stop being farking dramatic. Surprised they didn't say the kid was special needs too.


...or maybe the limo damaged a couple different rooms...duuude
 
2017-09-12 08:42:18 PM  

abhorrent1: she heard a loud crash and the sound of running water from ***the kitchen***.
She quickly found that a limo had crashed right into ***a room*** where a school-aged child was sleeping.

Your kids sleep in the kitchen? Stop being farking dramatic. Surprised they didn't say the kid was special needs too.


Bedroom
Bathroom
Family room
Living room
Play room
Entertainment room
Computer room
Kitchen ...room?

Who calls the kitchen a room? I think it's lazy, unclear writing. Busted through the living room and also damaged kitchen?

/Den ...damnit!
 
2017-09-12 08:54:52 PM  

AckAckAck: abhorrent1: she heard a loud crash and the sound of running water from ***the kitchen***.
She quickly found that a limo had crashed right into ***a room*** where a school-aged child was sleeping.

Your kids sleep in the kitchen? Stop being farking dramatic. Surprised they didn't say the kid was special needs too.

Bedroom
Bathroom
Family room
Living room
Play room
Entertainment room
Computer room
Kitchen ...room?

Who calls the kitchen a room? I think it's lazy, unclear writing. Busted through the living room and also damaged kitchen?

/Den ...damnit!


Well the kitchen is a room in the house.
 
2017-09-12 09:11:25 PM  

BalugaJoe: Bad Uber.


The house needs a lyft.
 
2017-09-12 10:03:20 PM  

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Saw this pic yesterday about Irma damage to the Florida Keys and wondered what the story was.


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2017-09-12 11:04:45 PM  
When I worked construction in the early 90s some kids joyriding in a stolen truck took out ~50% of the exterior walls on two sides of a spec house we were working on. We solved it by:

1. Supporting the first floor by installing jack posts in the basement every 2 feet under all the first floor joists (resting on 2x10s on flat) under the front half of the house.
2. Repeating step 2 on the first floor to support the 2nd floor, the only difference being we had to position the jack posts around the truck.
3. Once the posts were in place the truck was pulled out slowly. As the truck was inched out jack posts were installed to support the rim joist and belt.
4. When the truck was out we leveled the first floor using the jack posts.
5. After leveling we sistered new 2x10 joists to the damaged ones on the first floor and replaced the damaged sub floor, rim and belt.
6. Repeat steps 5 and 6 for the second floor.
7. Replace damaged exterior wall.

Took about three days in total, including prep, to make the house safe.
 
2017-09-13 12:58:55 AM  
You can almost hear the nut the homeowner is rubbing out over the lawsuit they're planning.
 
2017-09-13 02:29:23 AM  
Meh, we got this.

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Salvage Dogs, woof!
 
2017-09-13 08:19:15 AM  

Snarfangel: The police added insult to injury when they came by.
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Wanna bet that that car was seized for a drug crime (of someone doing blow in the back seat). But of course it's the limo companies fault and now they lose the car.
 
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