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(Right Wing Watch)   E.W. Jackson becomes the latest right wing nutjob to link hurricanes with LGBTQ politicians   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2017-09-11 09:56:21 PM  
Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."
 
2017-09-11 11:48:11 PM  

thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."


These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.
 
2017-09-11 11:52:27 PM  

fusillade762: thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."

These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.


They worship at the altar of President Pussy-Grabber. That tells you all you need to know about their views on consent.
 
2017-09-12 01:16:24 AM  
Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.
 
2017-09-12 01:19:36 AM  
In situations like this, it's always the bible thumpers who bring up marrying children or animals.  It never seems to cross the gay peoples' minds.  But those Christians sure seem to dwell on diddling kids and critters.
 
2017-09-12 01:21:53 AM  
Oh my god.  I'm attracted to raccoons.  Does that make me a Christian?  God, I hope not.
 
2017-09-12 01:22:41 AM  
So he believes in LGBT people controlling the weather. I wonder if he believes in climate change from actual man made chemicals polluting the atmosphere.

Plus, he should know that those people aren't concentrating on the atmosphere. They're farking with soil. They're building landing strips for gay martians. I SWEAR TO GOD!
 
2017-09-12 01:23:39 AM  

TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.


Better learn Korean, homos!
 
2017-09-12 01:26:25 AM  
<i>the agenda is to further the LGBTQ agenda. </i>

From the department of redundancy department.
 
2017-09-12 01:27:14 AM  
Lets just get it over with and finally replace LGBT with an emoji. The emoji formerly known as LGBT
 
2017-09-12 01:31:40 AM  
Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?
 
2017-09-12 01:32:00 AM  
Of all the non-scientific reasons for hurricanes, my favorite is revenge of the Africans taken as slaves on the south. Most hurricanes follow the same currents the slave ships took and destroy the cities and states where slave were sold and forced to live.
 
2017-09-12 01:32:33 AM  

KodosZardoz: So he believes in LGBT people controlling the weather. I wonder if he believes in climate change from actual man made chemicals polluting the atmosphere.

Plus, he should know that those people aren't concentrating on the atmosphere. They're farking with soil. They're building landing strips for gay martians. I SWEAR TO GOD!


The earth could use some advice on improving our color palette from the Martian Queer Eye.
 
2017-09-12 01:32:46 AM  

Charletron: Lets just get it over with and finally replace LGBT with an emoji. The emoji formerly known as LGBT


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2017-09-12 01:33:42 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.

Better learn Korean, homos!


Naw, they don't need to speak, they just have to show up and be fabulous!
 
2017-09-12 01:39:11 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?


I don't know but he sounds like a smart man. We should consult him on many topics...

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/e-w-jackson-preferred-pronouns-the​y​them-indicate-people-are-possessed-by-multiple-demons/
 
2017-09-12 01:43:06 AM  

Aquapope: Oh my god.  I'm attracted to raccoons.  Does that make me a Christian?  God, I hope not.


They are handsome beasts.
 
2017-09-12 01:43:35 AM  

TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.


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2017-09-12 01:45:22 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?


They call it "pumpkin spice."
 
2017-09-12 01:50:37 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?


That costs extra.
 
2017-09-12 01:56:24 AM  

Ilmarinen: TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.

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Great minds think alike.
 
2017-09-12 01:57:31 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2017-09-12 02:00:43 AM  
"We ought to be more concerned about the moral temperature of our country than we are about the physical temperature," he said.

Nice, toss in a ding against climate change while trying to tie the hurricanes to LGBTQIA candidates, who, by the way, are on the ballot in a completely different state than the ones affected by said storms.

This fellow's listeners must be gullible as heck.
 
2017-09-12 02:12:02 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Charletron: Lets just get it over with and finally replace LGBT with an emoji. The emoji formerly known as LGBT

👬👯👭🛀👅🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈


Actually it's 👬👯👭🛀👅🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈Q now.
 
2017-09-12 02:24:58 AM  
Human-caused climate change has millions of pages of support, presented through peer-reviewed publications, but that's not enough.  Some doofus says god don't like something - that's what gets traction.  We're farking stupid.
 
2017-09-12 02:30:47 AM  
Hey Christians, tell us again how much your god gives a fark.
 
2017-09-12 02:38:27 AM  
Maybe God is punishing people worshipping the most unChristlike archdeceiving pussygrabber in the name of Christ.

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Oh, and the only thing Jesus said about same gender love is that yes he will heal the page (sex slave) of the Roman centurion.
 
2017-09-12 02:41:40 AM  

Mississippi Mud: "We ought to be more concerned about the moral temperature of our country than we are about the physical temperature," he said.

Nice, toss in a ding against climate change while trying to tie the hurricanes to LGBTQIA candidates, who, by the way, are on the ballot in a completely different state than the ones affected by said storms.

This fellow's listeners must be gullible as heck.


They believe a vengeful demon in the sky masquerading as a benevolent god is going to whisk them away to a paradise where they will sing to it for eternity. And this sounds like a good idea to them. Gullible doesn't begin to describe it.
 
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2017-09-12 03:00:47 AM  

thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."


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2017-09-12 03:01:16 AM  
"When you say you have an agenda in an office for which you ought enter it without any agenda other than to fulfill the requirements of the law," Jackson said, "I don't believe you're qualified to serve in that office."

A guy who ran for political office with a professed right-wing religious agenda saying this is hilarious.
 
2017-09-12 03:04:29 AM  

TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.


Scissoring until a hurricane is brewed up. I love it!
 
2017-09-12 03:13:22 AM  
So is my contemplating running for office in 2018 what got me hit by Irma, or is it my being wishy washy about it why the storm didn't blow a tree through my roof?
 
2017-09-12 03:27:38 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?


Damn, the ONE day I skip my Starbucks fill-up ...
 
2017-09-12 04:08:20 AM  

dericwater: TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.

Scissoring until a hurricane is brewed up. I love it!


Wait - I thought scissoring caused bush fires...
 
2017-09-12 04:13:26 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Is this the guy who claims Starbucks puts gay sperm in their coffee?


If he acts like this in public, it's not impossible that HIS coffee would have a protein boost.
 
2017-09-12 04:30:56 AM  

Ramien: dericwater: TwilightZone: Honestly, if that were true, we'd have no use for battleships or tanks or smart bombs.  We'd just fill all branches of the military with LGBTQ and deploy them wherever tin-pot despots annoyed us and presto -- wipe the enemy out with a farking hurricane.

Scissoring until a hurricane is brewed up. I love it!

Wait - I thought scissoring caused bush fires...


Brush fires in the 1980s through early 1990s. Since then, large quantities of fluids were spilt.
 
2017-09-12 04:51:00 AM  
he is deeply "troubled by the fact that they are bragging" that lots of LGBTQ candidates are on the ballot, because "it suggests that there is an agenda here and that the agenda is not to serve the interests of the people of Virginia, the agenda is to further the LGBTQ agenda."

LGBTQ people are not people, suggests E.W. Jackson.
 
2017-09-12 04:54:40 AM  
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This coffee tastes like bleach.
 
2017-09-12 05:22:39 AM  
Holy crap. Half the country is under water and the other half is on fire, and the damage is mostly affecting conservative states. If you believe in that sort of thing, how could you possibly interpret this as anything other than God punishing people for continuing to support Trump?
 
2017-09-12 05:29:44 AM  

fusillade762: thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."

These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.


Are they that stupid, or is it just that they will not see?
 
2017-09-12 05:51:28 AM  

fusillade762: thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."

These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.


No, they really don't.  Their chosen cultural background essentially regards the concept as so much meaningless noise.

Women are the property of their father, first, and then their husband.  The woman does not have the power or authority to withhold sex from her husband, who may claim his right at any time. The only consensual relationships that can truly exist would be between two men, or two women, and those kinds of relationships are strictly verboten.   This kind of perspective essentially treats a "consensual relationship" as being fundamentally the same exact kind of forbidden relationship as that which exists between a child and an adult or between adults and animals.

If you think of them as literally being from a foreign culture that happens to exist within and alongside our own that doesn't map directly or consistently to ours, their bizarre insistence on equating pedophilia and bestiality with homosexuality begins to make a weird sort of sense.
 
2017-09-12 05:54:22 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: fusillade762: thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."

These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.

No, they really don't.  Their chosen cultural background essentially regards the concept as so much meaningless noise.

Women are the property of their father, first, and then their husband.  The woman does not have the power or authority to withhold sex from her husband, who may claim his right at any time. The only consensual relationships that can truly exist would be between two men, or two women, and those kinds of relationships are strictly verboten.   This kind of perspective essentially treats a "consensual relationship" as being fundamentally the same exact kind of forbidden relationship as that which exists between a child and an adult or between adults and animals.

If you think of them as literally being from a foreign culture that happens to exist within and alongside our own that doesn't map directly or consistently to ours, their bizarre insistence on equating pedophilia and bestiality with homosexuality begins to make a weird sort of sense.


I dson't want to believe that's true. I mean... I know i;'s true for a relatively small number of people, but I don't want to believe it's true for 25% of adults, or whatever.
 
2017-09-12 06:16:40 AM  
Y'know, with all the massive hurricanes, wildfires, and earthquakes going on, I think God is punishing us for putting Trump in office.
 
2017-09-12 06:38:38 AM  
It's really sad that they think non-heterosexual people control the weather out of meanness toward God. That's so f*cking beyond reason that it makes life difficult to deal with. Humans in general aren't responsibe for hurricanes or climate change, just the gays. Because God hates buttsex. I'm like... y'all. Stop it. You're not helping.
 
2017-09-12 07:01:34 AM  
This isn't fair. I would prefer Magneto's powers rather than Storm's.
 
2017-09-12 07:03:36 AM  
It's neat how in this scenario god is punishing those who oppose gay rights rather than the gays themselves.
Might be a little hole in your reasoning there.
 
2017-09-12 07:10:21 AM  

Lady J: fusillade762: thorpe: Another deep thinker.

"Adults can't marry children," he said. "People can't marry animals."

These folks REALLY don't understand how consent works.

Are they that stupid, or is it just that they will not see?


Yes.
 
2017-09-12 07:37:35 AM  
This is really all Right Wing Watch is about, isn't it? Calling out some completely obscure right-wing religious extremist with a "radio show" or podcast for saying something typically right-wing religiously extremist.
 
2017-09-12 07:59:33 AM  
The hurricanes seem to hit Republican states the most. If God were sending a message, wouldn't the message be that Republicans need to be punished more than Democrats?
 
2017-09-12 08:18:36 AM  
This guy's god is a whiny biatch.
 
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