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(Media Matters)   Alex Jones on Trump: "I've talked to people, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged"   ( mediamatters.org) divider line
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2017-09-11 04:59:41 PM  
Well, someone is on drugs..
 
2017-09-11 05:03:00 PM  
Or he could just be, you know, an idiot.
 
2017-09-11 05:03:57 PM  
He was clearly an idiot or demented from the beginning.  This need for a conspiracy to explain your idiocy in declaring him your Golden God is laughable.
 
2017-09-11 05:05:00 PM  
Now I'm risking my life, by the way, tell you all this. I was physically sick before I went on air. Because I'm smart. And I don't mean that in a braggadocious way. I mean I'm not dumb. The information you're going to get today is super dangerous. In fact, I'm tempted just to let it out now so they don't cut the show off or something before this goes out. I mean this is the kind of thing that gets you killed.

I hope this asshole is correct for once.
 
2017-09-11 05:07:29 PM  
I've talked to people, good people, smart people, who say that Alex Jones mainlines speed in to his dick and gives llamas rimjobs. I can't speak to the truth of that, but a lot of people are saying that.
 
2017-09-11 05:09:19 PM  
    This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?
 
2017-09-11 05:11:19 PM  

FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?


Jews.

It's always Jews.
 
2017-09-11 05:11:53 PM  
He's a f*cking assclown 24/7
 
2017-09-11 05:16:22 PM  

gilgigamesh: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

Jews.

It's always Jews.


Hey, I won't deny that if you eat a full meal of chicken soup and brisket and enough Manischewitz wine, you won't feel logy after supper.    But I think our boy is more of a steak and ketchup sort.
 
2017-09-11 05:16:53 PM  
If EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, then is everything really a conspiracy?
 
2017-09-11 05:17:31 PM  

FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?


I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
 
2017-09-11 05:17:34 PM  
I believe it's called Sun Downing.
 
2017-09-11 05:18:16 PM  

gilgigamesh: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

Jews.

It's always Jews.


That's not a very cosmopolitan attitude.
 
2017-09-11 05:18:43 PM  

gilgigamesh: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

Jews.

It's always Jews.


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2017-09-11 05:22:51 PM  
When even your supporters think you sound drugged and senile, it's probably time to hang up your nuclear football and enter a gold-plated nursing home.
 
2017-09-11 05:23:04 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I believe it's called Sun Downing.


This.
Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown {HD}
Youtube K7NMvpZ3PM0
 
2017-09-11 05:24:41 PM  
I remember when Bush II was running for reelection people commented that he seemed to be on some weird medication. But if he was it was probably prescribed to treat anxiety and shiat. No one is drugging the president without his knowledge or consent. I'm sure that's still a crime.
 
2017-09-11 05:26:34 PM  
And yet there are a lot of people- including the President- who believe this guy.
 
2017-09-11 05:27:54 PM  

Ambivalence: I remember when Bush II was running for reelection people commented that he seemed to be on some weird medication. But if he was it was probably prescribed to treat anxiety and shiat. No one is drugging the president without his knowledge or consent. I'm sure that's still a crime.


What if he is agitated?
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"I'll get you, you squinty-eyed North Koreans!"
 
2017-09-11 06:16:42 PM  
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, if Alex Jones says it, must be batshiat crazy."
                                     - Sherlock Holmes in The Lame Radio Controversy (Doubleday p. 323)
 
2017-09-11 06:18:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

Jews.

It's always Jews.


Space Jews.
 
2017-09-11 06:22:05 PM  

Diagonal: gilgigamesh: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

Jews.

It's always Jews.

Space Jews.


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2017-09-11 06:29:48 PM  
You know who else was drugged by his subordinates?
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and they covered it up.

So if Alex Jones is right, Trump is just like Hitler and too affected by drugs to accurately perceive reality and therefor is just acting on his delusions.

That was what Alex Jones was trying to prove, right?
 
2017-09-11 06:39:50 PM  
The slow drug is old age.
 
2017-09-11 06:56:30 PM  

stan unusual: You know who else was drugged by his subordinates?
[i.guim.co.uk image 300x180]
and they covered it up.

So if Alex Jones is right, Trump is just like Hitler and too affected by drugs to accurately perceive reality and therefor is just acting on his delusions.

That was what Alex Jones was trying to prove, right?


Don't you need some supplements to help keep you strong and focused?
 
2017-09-11 07:29:20 PM  

Nadie_AZ: And yet there are a lot of people- including the President- who believe this guy.


Roger Stone is saying the same thing.

Roger Stone: It's possible White House chief of staff John Kelly is having Trump drugged
 
2017-09-11 07:39:28 PM  
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2017-09-11 07:47:26 PM  

FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?


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/(((they)))
 
2017-09-11 08:02:36 PM  
I don't think dementia is a drug.
 
2017-09-11 08:05:27 PM  

fusillade762: Nadie_AZ: And yet there are a lot of people- including the President- who believe this guy.

Roger Stone is saying the same thing.

Roger Stone: It's possible White House chief of staff John Kelly is having Trump drugged


Y'know, withdrawal from stimulants can look a lot like taking depressants.
 
2017-09-11 08:05:41 PM  

fisker: [img.fark.net image 242x303]


When Art Bell is looking normal we're in biiiiig trouble.
 
2017-09-11 08:07:20 PM  
Let's not give up on the possibility that Trump is just very, very stupid.

/ just kidding, dude got the Alz
// which makes him pretty much the perfect Republican representative
/// the system works!
 
2017-09-11 08:07:32 PM  

MrPoopyPants: FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?

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/(((they)))


I've said before... Trump is just a somewhat wealthier version of Kevin Trudeau.
 
2017-09-11 08:07:49 PM  

Catlenfell: I don't think dementia is a drug.


But denial is a helluva drug.
 
2017-09-11 08:08:45 PM  
Don't fark with the Deep State, son!
 
2017-09-11 08:08:51 PM  
My mom thinks people are poisoning her food, drinks, and even the air conditioning.  But then, she has Parkinson's psychosis. What's your problem, Jones?
 
2017-09-11 08:09:32 PM  
Yesss, goood, eat your own my Pretty, my dear sweet Alex.  Eat them ALL without remorse.
 
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2017-09-11 08:09:50 PM  

FrabjousDay: This is the story you have to tell yourselves rather than admit you elected a President who is very likely in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and who gave every evidence of that during every speech he made in the past two years?   Well, OK, then.

   Who is "they", by the way?


Early?
 
2017-09-11 08:12:01 PM  
Okay, that explains the Trump crazy.  Now, what drugs are you on, Alex?
 
2017-09-11 08:12:06 PM  
Gotta come up with some reason why Trump would compromise with Democrats.  I bet Schumer's doing it, I saw him in the Oval Office
 
2017-09-11 08:12:09 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: He was clearly an idiot or demented from the beginning.  This need for a conspiracy to explain your idiocy in declaring him your Golden God is laughable.


He is no five star man.
 
2017-09-11 08:12:55 PM  
It sounds like a plausible theory except for the part where someone else is giving Trump the drugs...
 
2017-09-11 08:13:35 PM  
And someone's been doing this for over 70 years? OK.

/Cue D2S accusing Obama of drugging him in 5. 4. 3. 2...
 
2017-09-11 08:13:53 PM  
If you have the misfortune of talking to one of these people, everytime he finishes explaining the way something is, just say "That's what they want you to think"
 
2017-09-11 08:15:16 PM  
Jesus farking christ will no one rid of us this farking toxic asshole?

Holy farking shiat, the fact that people listen to this asshole astounds me...
 
2017-09-11 08:15:53 PM  
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2017-09-11 08:16:29 PM  

Psylence: Jesus farking christ will no one rid of us this farking toxic asshole?

Holy farking shiat, the fact that people listen to this asshole astounds me...


Turns out if you sell enough snake oil you can destabilize a democracy. Pretty crazy, huh?

/we should shoot him
 
2017-09-11 08:16:44 PM  

naughtyrev: I've talked to people, good people, smart people, who say that Alex Jones mainlines speed in to his dick and gives llamas rimjobs. I can't speak to the truth of that, but a lot of people are saying that.


Yes, I have heard the rumor that Alex Jones mainlines speed in to his dick and gives llamas rimjobs, as well. I've heard it from many people whom I believe to be reliable and credible. Why won't Alex Jones address the allegations that he mainlines speed in to his dick and gives llamas rimjobs? What is he hiding? If he doesn't mainline speed in to his dick and give llamas rimjobs, then it would be a simple matter to come out and say that he doesn't mainline speed in to his dick and give llamas rimjobs. His silence on the issue leads me to believe that he does, in fact, mainline speed in to his dick and give llamas rimjobs.
 
2017-09-11 08:17:21 PM  

Snarfangel: you squinty-eyed North Koreans


Trump spends most of his waking life squinting. It's so hard to see things when you've got whatever the fark is wrong with this guy:

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2017-09-11 08:18:28 PM  

Psylence: Jesus farking christ will no one rid of us this farking toxic asshole?

Holy farking shiat, the fact that people listen to this asshole astounds me...


He manages to tap a lot of veins, from garden vareity conspiracy nuts to anti-government preppers and hardcore militia groups.  Now I know there is some overlap there but he does know how to use a scattershot pattern to his advantage.
 
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