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(CNN)   Surprise Surprise Surprise Trump Jr lied in his testimony to Congress last week   ( edition.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, United States Senate, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., The Apprentice, Donald Trump, Jr., Trump Organization, Bill Clinton, President of the United States  
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2017-09-11 04:27:25 PM  
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2017-09-11 04:39:12 PM  
I can't even muster up surprise. Good thing it isn't a crime to lie to congress*

*the only crime that applies to rich people is stealing other rich peoples money
 
2017-09-11 04:39:59 PM  
Hardly news - most people would have scoffed at his attempt to refilter.

The transcripts showed his enthusiasm for getting dirt on Clinton, and his complete lack of caring as to the source
 
2017-09-11 04:49:29 PM  
The law is meaningless if those who break it won't be held accountable.
 
2017-09-11 04:56:10 PM  
I, for one, am shocked...


...that anyone might have thought otherwise.
 
2017-09-11 05:09:52 PM  
Screw you, Business Insider! I'll block your ads if I want! Didn't want to read your stupid article anyway!

...

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So ... what did junior scoops lie about?
 
2017-09-11 05:27:16 PM  
GTFOOH!!!11!!!
 
2017-09-11 05:30:17 PM  
so this guy is racking up the felonies. Can't wait till some prosecutor files.

oh, wait, that's never going to happen, is it?
 
2017-09-11 05:45:58 PM  

HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?


We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.
 
2017-09-11 06:00:08 PM  
Half Scoop lied to Congress? Hoo dilly, he's in for a world of hurt.
 
2017-09-11 06:00:55 PM  
My shocked surprised face

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Let me show you it.
 
2017-09-11 06:01:29 PM  
I hope they get Sr first so this schmuck doesn't get a pardon.

/filter took away my !s on the headline
 
2017-09-11 06:01:31 PM  
If he tells the truth he goes to prison forever.
 
2017-09-11 06:02:23 PM  
Huh...and here I thought lying is just Trump family policy.
 
2017-09-11 06:03:04 PM  

fusillade762: HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?

We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.


I'm getting tired of misleading and half truthful headlines here. And the increasing lack of any attempt at humor.
 
2017-09-11 06:03:53 PM  

LarryDan43: If he tells the truth he goes to prison forever.


Not if he cuts a deal and rats out the entire nest.
 
2017-09-11 06:04:02 PM  

CPennypacker: The law is meaningless if those who break it won't be held accountable.


Wasn't that one of the planks in Trump's campaign? "Lock her up," "nobody is above the law," and all that crap?
 
2017-09-11 06:04:46 PM  

dodecahedron: fusillade762: HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?

We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.

I'm getting tired of misleading and half truthful headlines here. And the increasing lack of any attempt at humor.


It's almost like we're being baited.  Into clicking.
 
2017-09-11 06:06:08 PM  
I learned it from you, Dad!
 
2017-09-11 06:06:39 PM  

lordjupiter: dodecahedron: fusillade762: HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?

We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.

I'm getting tired of misleading and half truthful headlines here. And the increasing lack of any attempt at humor.

It's almost like we're being baited.  Into clicking.


Truly, subby is a master baiter.
 
2017-09-11 06:07:49 PM  

toraque: lordjupiter: dodecahedron: fusillade762: HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?

We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.

I'm getting tired of misleading and half truthful headlines here. And the increasing lack of any attempt at humor.

It's almost like we're being baited.  Into clicking.

Truly, subby is a master baiter.


Years of practice my friend, years.

/Y'all are just jealous of my green
 
2017-09-11 06:09:29 PM  

RJReves: [img.fark.net image 425x222]


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Aww... I liked mine more.
 
2017-09-11 06:11:20 PM  
Let him sit in prison in the same floor they put all those tobacco execs

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2017-09-11 06:12:02 PM  
Do we have someone more credible than Chris Coons?
 
2017-09-11 06:12:51 PM  
He's rich, white and connected.

And therefore no crime was committed.
 
2017-09-11 06:12:59 PM  
I'm sure they'll charge him right after they get done with trying Sessions for his lying.
 
2017-09-11 06:14:19 PM  
I just assume that anything that comes out of a Trump's mouth is a lie. Seems a pretty safe bet.
 
2017-09-11 06:17:33 PM  

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skyotter: Wasn't that one of the planks in Trump's campaign? "Lock her up," "nobody is above the law," and all that crap?


 
2017-09-11 06:20:40 PM  
I mean, what is the truth anyway? Its all subjective.
 
2017-09-11 06:21:04 PM  
In a real country with laws this would matter.
 
2017-09-11 06:24:45 PM  

Mrbogey: Do we have someone more credible than Chris Coons?


Seriously! When are the hard hitters like Fox and Friends, Alex Jones, and Rush going to comment?
 
2017-09-11 06:29:30 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Huh...and here I thought lying is just Trump family policy.


Family policy? They don't have individual policy
 
2017-09-11 06:29:57 PM  
"To the extent they had information concerning the fitness, character, or qualifications of a presidential candidate, I believed that I should at least hear them out," Trump said in a statement provided to the committee - and obtained by The New York Times - before his closed-doors interview.

The correct answer should have been "To the extent that foreign agents had information concerning the fitness, character or qualifications of a presidential candidate, I immediately reported this to the FBI."
 
2017-09-11 06:31:03 PM  

Gubbo: I can't even muster up surprise. Good thing it isn't a crime to lie to congress*

*the only crime that applies to rich people is stealing other rich peoples money


It's only a crime if they don't steal it all.
 
2017-09-11 06:34:01 PM  
Doesn't matter, nothing is going to happen
 
2017-09-11 06:34:25 PM  
Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?
 
2017-09-11 06:37:47 PM  
Headline: Trump Jr lied
TFA: Chris Coons strongly suggest Trump Jr lied (without providing evidence).

Can we at least wait until evidence is presented that supports this headline? Or is this kind of sensationalism only ok when it supports what we want to hear?
 
2017-09-11 06:44:25 PM  

fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?


You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.
 
2017-09-11 06:45:41 PM  
When you hear "Sure, I'll talk to you, but I won't do it under oath" it kind of means you're going to be lied to.
 
2017-09-11 06:47:58 PM  

lordjupiter: LarryDan43: If he tells the truth he goes to prison forever.

Not if he cuts a deal and rats out the entire nest.


If it brought shame and misfortune to his family and name, I'm A-OK with this.
 
2017-09-11 06:49:34 PM  

dodecahedron: fusillade762: HawgWild: So ... what did junior scoops lie about?

We don't really know yet. This is just the letter Coons sent out with the statute that lays out the consequences of lying to congress from four days ago.

I'm getting tired of misleading and half truthful headlines here. And the increasing lack of any attempt at humor.


You can always leave, precious.
 
2017-09-11 06:58:06 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.


Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.
 
2017-09-11 06:58:54 PM  

fernt: rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.

Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.


FERNT!!!

/open a window
 
2017-09-11 07:00:58 PM  
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2017-09-11 07:05:16 PM  

fernt: rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.

Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.


You couldn't even comprehend a simple article. Your dismissal of committee member who actually heard Donnie Jr's testimony isn't worth sh*t. So, yeah, whatever.
 
2017-09-11 07:06:00 PM  
I can't wait until I'm Eric gets to talk.
"Mr Trump, do you know why we have called you here today?"
"To answer some questions?
"That's right, son. Do you know what kind of questions?"
"Is it about my dad using the mob to chase away rivals? Or, that he has been solicting bribes before every major WH decision? Or, that he was instructed to run by Putin himself as a part of his debt service negotiation?"
"...."
"So, do you want this cell phone that my stepmom uses to talk to her KGB handlers?"
 
2017-09-11 07:09:10 PM  

fernt: rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.

Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.


Something tells me you cry when you masturbate.
 
2017-09-11 07:12:15 PM  

Epic Fap Session: fernt: rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.

Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.

Something tells me you cry when you masturbate.


Fark Handle checks out!
 
2017-09-11 07:13:15 PM  
Good morning
Emin just called and asked me to contact you with something very interesting.

The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump - helped along by Aras and Emin.
What do you think is the best way to handle this information and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly?
I can also send this info to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so wanted to send to you first.


Best
Rob Goldstone

------------

Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?
Best,
Don



THE farkING EMAIL WAS BASICALLY:

GOLDSTONE: YO, THE RUSSIAN HAS DIRT ON HILLARY AND WANTS TO GIVE TO YOU SO YOUR DAD GETS ELECTED.

HALF SCOOP: farkING SWEET, BRO! LET'S SAVE IT UNTIL THE END OF THE SUMMER.

/I must be taking crazy pills
 
2017-09-11 07:15:54 PM  

silly season: Epic Fap Session: fernt: rzrwiresunrise: fernt: Jr. is an idiot, but FTFA:

"It is unclear what Trump Jr. told the committeein the five-hour interview, which was held behind closed doors."

Well there it is . . . clear evidence that he lied?

You are are unquestionably dense.  It's the senator WHO MET WITH DONNIE JR who SUGGESTS there's evidence he lied (by reminding everyone what the perjury statute is), and it's the reporter who says it's unclear what Donnie Jr told the committee.

Oh . . . that would be the Democrat Sen. Chris Coons? Yeah, well, whatever.

Something tells me you cry when you masturbate.

Fark Handle checks out!


My will stipulates that, should something ever happen to me, my wife is to submit the story to Fark with the headline "Fap Session ends".

I hope the Fap Session keeps going for a long while.
 
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