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(The New York Times)   Trump commemorates 9/11 at Pentagon ceremony, vows to destroy "evil" because Jesus couldn't do it   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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911 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Sep 2017 at 7:01 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-11 04:32:35 PM  
Mr. Trump said the country was committed to "destroying the enemies of all civilized people.

He added: "We are making plain to these savage killers that there is no dark corner beyond our reach, no sanctuary beyond our grasp, and nowhere to hide anywhere on this very large earth."


That is, when he's not blaming ethnic cleansing victims for their own ethnic cleansing

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2017-09-11 04:52:08 PM  
Hilarious. He won't dare go to NYC, even for this.
 
2017-09-11 04:52:11 PM  
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2017-09-11 05:00:47 PM  

phaseolus: Mr. Trump said the country was committed to "destroying the enemies of all civilized people.


I'm no Trump fan, but I can't support his suicide.
 
2017-09-11 05:18:09 PM  
Start with yourself ,Trump.
 
2017-09-11 05:56:34 PM  
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Ok... get your shiat together NY Times.
 
2017-09-11 06:14:50 PM  
On this very large earth.

Come on.
 
2017-09-11 06:49:51 PM  
Evil will always be with us.

Craft reasonable, achievable, and measurable objectives Mr. President.
 
2017-09-11 06:53:52 PM  

edmo: Evil will always be with us.

Craft reasonable, achievable, and measurable objectives Mr. President.


Aw c'mon. Giving a chest-pounding tough guy speech is SO much more satisfying.
 
2017-09-11 06:59:19 PM  
vows to destroy "evil"

So he's gonna start attacking mirrors like an enraged parakeet?

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2017-09-11 07:07:37 PM  
Unless evil is wealthy. Then he welcomes them in and offers a complimentary fruit basket.
 
2017-09-11 07:11:07 PM  
The whitest power speech by a US President ever.
 
2017-09-11 07:12:01 PM  
I so wrote that line.
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Really though, only the naive, children and movie producers talk about evil in such nonspecific general terms. Or the intentionally obtuse which covers a lot of Trump statements.
 
2017-09-11 07:12:21 PM  
On the historic day while the towers came down, Trump was busy pointing out that his building was now the tallest in downtown NYC. He actually went there, wait, I am totally NOT surprised
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2017-09-11 07:15:21 PM  
I don't see him down here in these wonderful places helping with our mess. Not even at his own place.

Also that speech sounds like a mid-80s boilerplate Reagan speech.
 
2017-09-11 07:15:22 PM  

berylman: I so wrote that line.
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Really though, only the naive, children and movie producers talk about evil in such nonspecific general terms. Or the intentionally obtuse which covers a lot of Trump statements.


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2017-09-11 07:16:51 PM  
He added: "We are making plain to these savage killers that there is no dark corner beyond our reach, no sanctuary beyond our grasp, and nowhere to hide anywhere on this very large earth."

Does he not know that all the hijackers AND the guy who masterminded and bankrolled it are all dead already?  Cause that seems like something somebody should tell him.

/yeah, I know he's talking about the "enemies of civilization" or some sh*t which, when you know his white nationalist tendencies is friggin' terrifying because, to him, "civilization" means "white people" and "enemies" mean "Muslims and maybe Mexicans."
 
2017-09-11 07:18:45 PM  
Step 1) Fire your administration.
Step 2) Resign.
 
2017-09-11 07:23:55 PM  
Why don't you release the full unedited classified 911 report Trump ? the 28 pages on the Saudis perhaps
 
2017-09-11 07:26:03 PM  

Catlenfell: Unless evil is wealthy. Then he welcomes them in and offers them a Cabinet-level job. a complimentary fruit basket.


Fixed that for you. LOL
 
2017-09-11 07:26:38 PM  
9/11 was an inside job, just like Hurricane Sandy Hook.
 
2017-09-11 07:27:18 PM  
Mr. Trump said the country was committed to "destroying the enemies of all civilized people.

So he's gonna resign?
 
2017-09-11 07:30:18 PM  
"Our eyes were opened to the depths of the evil we faced, but in that hour of darkness we also came together with renewed purpose. Our differences never looked so small, our common bonds never felt so strong."

Which obviously means, let's start building the ovens.  Could it be any plainer?
 
2017-09-11 07:31:43 PM  
Gah, that picture.  Even during a simple moment of silence he has to use that stupid douche power glare.
 
2017-09-11 07:33:02 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 551x164]
Ok... get your shiat together NY Times.


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2017-09-11 07:33:33 PM  
If one takes away all capacity for evil, you are NOT doing anyone any favors. Why, you might ask? It's all about choice. If everyone everywhere did everything exactly correctly - we'd be robots. There wouldn't be any deviation/development.

/ Things....would be terribly dull...
 
2017-09-11 07:34:01 PM  
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2017-09-11 07:34:25 PM  
Was expecting a speech in which Trump vows to destroy all evil to end something like this:

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2017-09-11 07:35:58 PM  

fisker: [img.fark.net image 750x744]


"Try as he might, Jesus couldn't pull Trump's hand away from the farking paper. It was then he remembered, being incorporeal had some major disadvantages."
 
2017-09-11 07:36:32 PM  

fisker: [img.fark.net image 750x744]


That image certainly explains why Trump's signature on his executive orders always look like he's fighting someone for control of the pen.
 
2017-09-11 07:43:59 PM  
With all your praying crying and biatching Jesus can't get nothing done.
 
2017-09-11 07:46:27 PM  

DeaH: phaseolus: Mr. Trump said the country was committed to "destroying the enemies of all civilized people.

I'm no Trump fan, but I can't support his suicide.


He's gonna kill us, too?
O'Reilly followed up, saying that Putin "is a killer."
"You got a lot of killers," Trump responded. "What, you think our country's so innocent?"
 
2017-09-11 07:46:33 PM  
One of our future presidents will have to make a solemn commemorative speech about the tragedy that struck our nation on November 8th, 2016
 
Ant
2017-09-11 07:47:37 PM  
I like messiahs who weren't nailed to a tree, OK?
 
2017-09-11 07:48:28 PM  
ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the new and improved enemy of the GOP, Lord Baby Jesus, Conservatives and Real Americans large earth wide, a more tangible enemy whom we can focus our efforts on post haste, sparing no expense while having no clear or definitive course of action or exit plan, an enemy who will justify an increased military budget AND legitimize the loss of freedumbs while exonerating American Christians of their less than acceptable hysteria, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Evil. an enemy so despicable, gingers pale in comparison.
 
Ant
2017-09-11 07:48:41 PM  

fisker: [img.fark.net image 750x744]


Please tell me someone didn't actually make that in earnest.
 
2017-09-11 08:00:18 PM  
*eyelid twitch*

Someday I shall p00p on your grave, Mister Donald.

I absolutely WILL outlive you.
 
2017-09-11 08:02:01 PM  

kindms: Why don't you release the full unedited classified 911 report Trump ? the 28 pages on the Saudis perhaps


I've been assured by top Farkers that the Saudis had nothing to do with 9/11.
 
2017-09-11 08:05:15 PM  
Top farkers?
 
2017-09-11 08:08:36 PM  

Ant: fisker: [img.fark.net image 750x744]

Please tell me someone didn't actually make that in earnest.


Do we need to revisit the Teabagger paintings from the Obama years?
 
2017-09-11 08:30:11 PM  

recondite cetacean: Top farkers?


Top.
Farkers.
 
2017-09-11 08:40:47 PM  
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2017-09-11 08:42:18 PM  

Kittypie070: *eyelid twitch*

Someday I shall p00p on your grave, Mister Donald.


I'll even chip in for some extra corn.
 
2017-09-11 08:46:11 PM  

Kittypie070: *eyelid twitch*

Someday I shall p00p on your grave, Mister Donald.

I absolutely WILL outlive you.


None of us will outlive him. If he thinks he's nearing the end, either impeachment, term limit, or just health, he will launch the nukes and take the whole world with him. If he can't have it, no one can.
 
2017-09-11 08:46:38 PM  

fisker: [img.fark.net image 750x744]


God is my co-signer?
 
2017-09-11 08:50:14 PM  

recondite cetacean: Top farkers?


There's no bottoms on Fark.
 
2017-09-11 09:01:17 PM  

Pichu0102: Kittypie070: *eyelid twitch*

Someday I shall p00p on your grave, Mister Donald.

I absolutely WILL outlive you.

None of us will outlive him. If he thinks he's nearing the end, either impeachment, term limit, or just health, he will launch the nukes and take the whole world with him. If he can't have it, no one can.


no.
 
2017-09-11 09:02:17 PM  
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2017-09-11 09:13:45 PM  

iheartscotch: If one takes away all capacity for evil, you are NOT doing anyone any favors. Why, you might ask? It's all about choice. If everyone everywhere did everything exactly correctly - we'd be robots. There wouldn't be any deviation/development.

/ Things....would be terribly dull...


I was cured all right.
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2017-09-11 09:15:30 PM  

Pichu0102: Kittypie070: *eyelid twitch*

Someday I shall p00p on your grave, Mister Donald.

I absolutely WILL outlive you.

None of us will outlive him. If he thinks he's nearing the end, either impeachment, term limit, or just health, he will launch the nukes and take the whole world with him. If he can't have it, no one can.


Make Earth Great Again
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