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(Weekly World News)   Batboy hiding in Austin, pining for Jenna Bush   (weeklyworldnews.com) divider line 29
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2002-01-11 01:22:23 PM
Hey, who do these Weekly World News chumps think they are, stealing Batboy back from me? Well, I never!
 
2002-01-11 01:26:17 PM
I suppose this was the moment where he decided to run for president...
Time Traveler says Batboy Is president in the future
 
2002-01-11 01:29:33 PM
Chimchim you don't have to worry--this article was published in May of 2001.

Which is why I didn't see it in my current issue of the WWN.
 
2002-01-11 01:33:21 PM
Batboy's only 13 and he's a freshman in college!? Damn!

I thought he was a national hero from offering to fight with the US against the Taliban, now the country doesn't want him around.
 
2002-01-11 01:34:26 PM
This is old news, from last May! Batboy and Jenna have moved on with their lives...
 
2002-01-11 01:36:31 PM
Who gives a fark about Batboy check out the page 5 girlie..


Wo0t, w0ot!
 
2002-01-11 01:41:43 PM
ChimChim: Comon' man! I know no one will see it here, but this message thread just WILL not be complete without one of your masterful artistic renderings of the ever-present enigma, Batboy! Maybe you could post 'Batboy's Year in Retrospect: The Chronicles of ChimChim' collector's series.
 
2002-01-11 01:54:42 PM
This is the eigth post in this thread

*insert clever Batboy/George W./Jenna Bush/Fb- joke here
 
2002-01-11 02:00:21 PM
One day the WWN is going to kill off the Bat Boy, and all of us will be very, very sad.
 
2002-01-11 02:08:35 PM
Bloody Hell! You know there's nothing happening if Fark has 2 WWN links in a single day.
 
2002-01-11 02:11:33 PM
WWN can kill off Batboy if they want... I will just bring him back to life. He's immortal!
 
2002-01-11 02:21:09 PM
Damned BatBoy trying to horn in on my action. I'll kick your ass, you little freak.
 
2002-01-11 02:51:29 PM
As an Austin resident and U-Texas employee, I can tell you that it was no small event having Batboy roam the campus in his tireless lust for the young lush Jenna. Austin, which already has a strong bat population (giving us our hockey team's name, the Icebats) suffered from an incredible increase in guano. Man, Batboy stinks.
 
2002-01-11 02:58:28 PM
That article is soooooo obviously fake. Since when is Jenna "the young beauty"?
 
2002-01-11 03:16:47 PM
Greenbeetle: I agree. She looks like her dad in drag.
 
2002-01-11 03:25:00 PM
Check out some of the past Page 5 girls...Jesus YUCK
 
2002-01-11 03:27:31 PM
I found this a better page at that site

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/page5/index.cfm
 
2002-01-11 03:48:38 PM
Soooo, Batboy is Harry Knowles?
 
2002-01-11 03:58:17 PM
Does anyone find this picture on the WWN more frightening than the bat boy?

 
2002-01-11 04:57:28 PM
Ya know, Jenna gets all the press for being a party girl and all. But, I'm betting that her sister Barbara is the one that is into all the freaky sex stuff. It's always the quiet ones.
 
2002-01-11 05:26:41 PM
ChimChim -
May I be the first to formally request an unscheduled photoshop involving batboy and Jenna Bush.
Thank you.
 
2002-01-11 05:28:19 PM
Miles O'Toole: I certainly do!! Yikes! Give that girl a sammich. And a tanning bed. And some methadone. And some eye makeup remover. And some fashion sense. And some boobies. And some...and ....
 
2002-01-11 05:55:27 PM
Play it safe and stick to The Sun's Page 3 girls. You'd think if WWN was going to go weird with the ladies, they'd go seriously WEIRD and not just lame weird...
 
2002-01-11 06:05:24 PM
Jenna meets Pammy...

 
2002-01-11 06:54:44 PM
Aw, man! ChimChim must be busy to day... Very well. I must summon up the Spirit of ChimChim and just do my best... (Focusing my internal chi like the wizard in the 1st Conan movie...) Hmmmmmrrrrrggggmmmmmrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm...

 
2002-01-11 08:09:39 PM
Nice PS Blackom, thanks for filling the void. :)

I wonder if the WWN knew they were uncovering a gold mine when they started Batboy? The picture was genius too, so Photosoppable :)

Like one user said in that "Photoshop the American Pamphlets in Afghanistan" thread, his vapid expression speaks different volumes with his every appearance. My personal favorite so far, though (And I have seen few, I admite) was in the same thread, where Batboy lay dying, his mouth wrentched open in twisted agony. Brought a tear to me eye...
 
2002-01-11 11:18:20 PM
I was at that party. That batboy can dance. Wouldn't want to kiss him though.
 
2002-01-11 11:46:31 PM
jenna is a scorchcake.....
 
2002-01-11 11:52:31 PM
Damn... I read the headline wrong, mistook 'Bush' for 'Jameson'!!! That would be cool, but this is an OLD article
 
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