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(The Hill)   Michigan Republican Rep. Dave Trott announced Monday that he will not seek reelection, citing a desire to "spend more time with his familly" Unclear if the rent boy from the Satanic goat-fondling cult that he was dating has a book deal yet   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-11 04:43:28 PM  
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2017-09-11 05:32:10 PM  
Dear Submitter, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the association you have just broadcast about the Republican House representative who rents boys from a local Satanic goat-fondling cult. Many of my best friends are Satanic goat-fondling cultists, and only a few of them have rent boys.

Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the The Hill.
 
2017-09-11 05:35:28 PM  
Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.
 
2017-09-11 06:00:40 PM  

Somacandra: Dear Submitter, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the association you have just broadcast about the Republican House representative who rents boys from a local Satanic goat-fondling cult. Many of my best friends are Satanic goat-fondling cultists, and only a few of them have rent boys.

Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the The Hill.


I have a goat worshiping rent boy on the premises, and he refuses to have anything to do with Republicans.  Too evil.
 
2017-09-11 06:14:34 PM  
Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.
 
2017-09-11 09:04:32 PM  

bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.


Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.
 
2017-09-11 09:10:25 PM  
GIS for goat foundling cult:
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There's also one of a man putting a condom on a goat, I'm not going near that one.
 
2017-09-11 09:11:21 PM  

Boo_Guy: GIS for goat fondling cult:
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There's also one of a man putting a condom on a goat, I'm not going near that one.


FTFM
 
2017-09-11 09:14:47 PM  
Dead girl or live boy.  Taking all bets.
 
2017-09-11 09:22:25 PM  
I'm willing to bet he's gonna...

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Do the Fox Trott.

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2017-09-11 09:24:23 PM  

Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.


I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem
 
2017-09-11 09:28:56 PM  
Log Cabin Republican
 
2017-09-11 09:30:14 PM  

Boo_Guy: GIS for goat foundling cult:
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There's also one of a man putting a condom on a goat, I'm not going near that one.


Well.. technically.. if you did a GIS on that subject, you've already gotten pretty near.

/Is it the cult or the goat that is Satanic?
 
2017-09-11 09:31:40 PM  
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Damn son, that's some solid roast right there.
 
2017-09-11 09:35:28 PM  

MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.


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It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.
 
2017-09-11 09:48:57 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem


Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.
 
2017-09-11 09:55:33 PM  

Somacandra: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.


I wish they would though and stop legislating my sex life
 
2017-09-11 10:00:11 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.

I wish they would though and stop legislating my sex life


But legislating yoursex life is their fetish.
 
2017-09-11 10:02:14 PM  

lordluzr: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.

I wish they would though and stop legislating my sex life

But legislating yoursex life is their fetish.


No,  they seriously need to get laid and work through all this
 
2017-09-11 10:12:08 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: lordluzr: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.

I wish they would though and stop legislating my sex life

But legislating yoursex life is their fetish.

No,  they seriously need to get laid and work through all this


Former Congressman Gary Condit ruined it for everyone.
 
2017-09-11 10:13:23 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.


Just came across this one here.

At the town hall, Trott was firm in his support for repealing the Affordable Care Act which will uninsure tens of millions of Americans in the first decade. After the event concluded, he was ushered out of the hall to chants of "VOTE HIM OUT!" Unfortunately for him, someone forgot to turn of his lapel microphone and he and his aides were heard planning to portray his constituents as "un-American" and admitting to "bouncing" questions - tossing out question cards they didn't want to have to answer.
At around the 6-minute mark in the video below, you can hear Trott's aide say, "We're going to take that part where they're booing funding the military and I'm gonna get somebody to write a story and we're going to promote the shiat out of that. It's un-American crap." He's referring to the fact that the crowd booed him when he called the American military "the weakest it's ever been" and for saying he supports increased military funding immediately after saying how much he enjoys meeting with groups like the Rare Diseases Association who are all asking for more funding (see video in Update 3 below.) Later in the video, Trott asks if they "bounced" any questions. His aide confirms they did.

What a dick!!
 
2017-09-11 10:25:55 PM  

Brosephus: Glorious Golden Ass: MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.

Just came across this one here.

At the town hall, Trott was firm in his support for repealing the Affordable Care Act which will uninsure tens of millions of Americans in the first decade. After the event concluded, he was ushered out of the hall to chants of "VOTE HIM OUT!" Unfortunately for him, someone forgot to turn of his lapel microphone and he and his aides were heard planning to portray his constituents as "un-American" and admitting to "bouncing" questions - tossing out question cards they didn't want to have to answer.
At around the 6-minute mark in the video below, you can hear Trott's aide say, "We're going to take that part where they're booing funding the military and I'm gonna get somebody to write a story and we're going to promote the shiat out of that. It's un-American crap." He's referring to the fact that the crowd booed him when he called the American military "the weakest it's ever been" and for saying he supports increased military funding immediately after saying how much he enjoys meeting with groups like the Rare Diseases Association who are all asking for more funding (see video in Update 3 below.) Later in the video, Trott asks if they "bounced" any questions. His aide confirms they did.

What a dick!!


What a dick indeed!

I'm ashamed that the local news orgs, WXYZ and Channel 4 didn't run stories about that.
 
2017-09-11 10:37:31 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Brosephus: Glorious Golden Ass: MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.

Just came across this one here.

At the town hall, Trott was firm in his support for repealing the Affordable Care Act which will uninsure tens of millions of Americans in the first decade. After the event concluded, he was ushered out of the hall to chants of "VOTE HIM OUT!" Unfortunately for him, someone forgot to turn of his lapel microphone and he and his aides were heard planning to portray his constituents as "un-American" and admitting to "bouncing" questions - tossing out question cards they didn't want to have to answer.
At around the 6-minute mark in the video below, you can hear Trott's aide say, "We're going to take that part where they're booing funding the military and I'm gonna get somebody to write a story and we're going to promote the shiat out of that. It's un-American crap." He's referring to the fact that the crowd booed him when he called the American military "the weakest it's ever been" and for saying he supports increased military funding immediately after saying how much he enjoys meeting with groups like the Rare Diseases Association who are all asking for more funding (see video in Update 3 below.) Later in the video, Trott asks if they "bounced" any questions. His aide confirms they did.

What a dick!!

What a dick indeed!

I'm ashamed that the local news orgs, WXYZ and Channel 4 didn't run stories about that.


Sinclair Group at work.
 
2017-09-11 10:52:26 PM  

foo monkey: Dead girl or live boy.  Taking all bets.


I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem
 
2017-09-11 11:16:09 PM  

FDR Jones: foo monkey: Dead girl or live boy.  Taking all bets.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem


They have to be adults.
 
2017-09-11 11:16:36 PM  

Somacandra: Dear Submitter, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the association you have just broadcast about the Republican House representative who rents boys from a local Satanic goat-fondling cult. Many of my best friends are Satanic goat-fondling cultists, and only a few of them have rent boys.

Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the The Hill.


COTD here.
 
2017-09-11 11:45:25 PM  

2wolves: FDR Jones: foo monkey: Dead girl or live boy.  Taking all bets.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

They have to be adults.


And not dead.
 
2017-09-12 01:33:53 AM  

Somacandra: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Somacandra: Notice its never "Want to spend more time with my family--in particular my wife, with whom I can explore some of my more unorthodox sexual fantasies and unusual fetishes in a healthy and productive manner."

There's no specific reason for this. I just wanted you to notice its not that.

I mean call me weird but as long as it's consensual i don't see the problem

Oh I agree. I just wish the reasons politicians give for retiring early were more honest and eerily specific.


"I'm leaving to go spend more time on the golf course."
 
2017-09-12 05:49:11 AM  

FullofMT: Glorious Golden Ass: Brosephus: Glorious Golden Ass: MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.

Just came across this one here.

At the town hall, Trott was firm in his support for repealing the Affordable Care Act which will uninsure tens of millions of Americans in the first decade. After the event concluded, he was ushered out of the hall to chants of "VOTE HIM OUT!" Unfortunately for him, someone forgot to turn of his lapel microphone and he and his aides were heard planning to portray his constituents as "un-American" and admitting to "bouncing" questions - tossing out question cards they didn't want to have to answer.
At around the 6-minute mark in the video below, you can hear Trott's aide say, "We're going to take that part where they're booing funding the military and I'm gonna get somebody to write a story and we're going to promote the shiat out of that. It's un-American crap." He's referring to the fact that the crowd booed him when he called the American military "the weakest it's ever been" and for saying he supports increased military funding immediately after saying how much he enjoys meeting with groups like the Rare Diseases Association who are all asking for more funding (see video in Update 3 below.) Later in the video, Trott asks if they "bounced" any questions. His aide confirms they did.

What a dick!!

What a dick indeed!

I'm ashamed that the local news orgs, WXYZ and Channel 4 didn't run stories about that.

Sinclair Group at work.


Honest question, are Scripps or Graham subsidiaries of Sinclair?
 
jlt [TotalFark]
2017-09-12 06:18:33 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Brosephus: Glorious Golden Ass: MikeyFuccon: bronyaur1: Being a Congressman is a really shiatty job.  You have no real influence on policy for many years, you have to kiss ass of the senior leaders, you spend a ton of time doing constituent service, you spend all the rest of your time begging for money from slimebags, and traveling. You are away from your family and have to maintain a second residence in a ridiculously expensive town.  And you make crap money.

I don't blame anyone for bailing.

Yes. I suspect, though, that it was the prospect of losing an election in what was once a safe GOP seat that drove him to jump before he was pushed.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

It could have been a lot shiattier for him if he had shown up to any of the town halls his constituents held.

/lives in the 11th district.  Thank goodness we have Sandler Levin.

Just came across this one here.

At the town hall, Trott was firm in his support for repealing the Affordable Care Act which will uninsure tens of millions of Americans in the first decade. After the event concluded, he was ushered out of the hall to chants of "VOTE HIM OUT!" Unfortunately for him, someone forgot to turn of his lapel microphone and he and his aides were heard planning to portray his constituents as "un-American" and admitting to "bouncing" questions - tossing out question cards they didn't want to have to answer.
At around the 6-minute mark in the video below, you can hear Trott's aide say, "We're going to take that part where they're booing funding the military and I'm gonna get somebody to write a story and we're going to promote the shiat out of that. It's un-American crap." He's referring to the fact that the crowd booed him when he called the American military "the weakest it's ever been" and for saying he supports increased military funding immediately after saying how much he enjoys meeting with groups like the Rare Diseases Association who are all asking for more funding (see video in Update 3 bel ...


They sort of did...I think it was very briefly mentioned in their online sites but it didn't get the press it deserved.  The weather was shiatty that day - cold and snowy and the news focused on "The protesters braving the elements".
 
2017-09-12 07:46:32 AM  
A lunatic who has spent his entire life supporting the Democratic party is now systematically destroying the Republican Party.  But we're still supposed to pretend that he's GOP?  Well played, Dem's.  Well played.
 
2017-09-12 10:43:11 AM  
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