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(Metro)   Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Truro Crown Court, Crime, Edward James Wright, knife, St Austell McDonald, nearby petrol station, criminal damage, Prosecutor Jason Beal  
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2017-09-11 08:30:16 AM  
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2017-09-11 08:34:08 AM  
Duh, you can't "Have it your way" at McDonald's, that's the slogan for Carl's Jr. (brought to you by Carl's Jr.)
 
2017-09-11 08:38:07 AM  

TommyDeuce: Duh, you can't "Have it your way" at McDonald's, that's the slogan for Carl's Jr. (brought to you by Carl's Jr.)


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2017-09-11 08:43:28 AM  
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OOF
2017-09-11 08:44:02 AM  
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2017-09-11 08:51:26 AM  
Oh, still attached penis...  Made me think he sliced if off and was waving it around.
 
2017-09-11 08:51:32 AM  
"You waved your genitals around because you are drunk and stupid."

Is it possible to wave just one genital?
 
2017-09-11 08:52:47 AM  
First time meat has been sighted in a McD's.
 
2017-09-11 08:53:00 AM  
See which hand gets filled first
 
2017-09-11 08:53:22 AM  
So, essentially, he's just like D2S and Best Korea's L'i'l Kim..

A couple of dick wavers.
 
2017-09-11 08:54:07 AM  

TommyDeuce: Duh, you can't "Have it your way" at McDonald's, that's the slogan for Carl's Jr. (brought to you by Carl's Jr.)


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2017-09-11 08:56:44 AM  
McDick.

Did somebody say mental illness?
 
2017-09-11 08:58:51 AM  
BEST DIRTY HARRY QUOTE:

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
 
2017-09-11 09:00:20 AM  

Munden: Oh, still attached penis...  Made me think he sliced if off and was waving it around.


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2017-09-11 09:04:52 AM  
He called his penis "Big Mac", although the staff was heard to call it an "Egg McNothin'"...
 
2017-09-11 09:04:56 AM  
Dave Chappelle knows all about this.  Probably one of his funniest standup stories.
 
2017-09-11 09:05:29 AM  
McDonalds violence holds a special place in my heart.
CSB:
A friend and I stopped into a mcdonalds for some post doobage grub.  A (puertorican?)man who was apparently in the drive thru came in with a swiftness.  "I want my salt! Where's my farkin salt. Gimme dat!  I ask for salt and you didn't give me any and gimme a farkin attitude. I tell you, you ever disrespect one of my peoples again, ima come back there and mash yo a$$!."  Everybody was just agast, looking around at eachother.  I was especially touched by this experience, as I tried not to crack up during this exchange.  My friend and I just burst out laughing when we saw that he'd sped away in his car.  One of my favorite mc donalds visits.
/CSB
 
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2017-09-11 09:05:53 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "You waved your genitals around because you are drunk and stupid."

Is it possible to wave just one genital?


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/not obscure
 
2017-09-11 09:11:50 AM  
There is still some hope for reason and justice to coexist.  The judge said "you waved your genitals around because you are drunk and stupid."  And he wasn't wrong, or even an asshole.
 
2017-09-11 09:12:01 AM  
One time I ordered a quarter pounder with bacon and cheese, but when I got home I had a 20 piece chicken mcnuggets. I don't go to that McDonald's anymore.
 
2017-09-11 09:14:33 AM  

Munden: Oh, still attached penis...  Made me think he sliced if off and was waving it around.


It was probably one of those plastic ones.  They won't even cut through their rubber hotcakes, much less a man of his girth.
 
2017-09-11 09:18:21 AM  

casual disregard: One time I ordered a quarter pounder with bacon and cheese, but when I got home I had a 20 piece chicken mcnuggets. I don't go to that McDonald's anymore.



They were just trying to save you a case of the shiats....
 
2017-09-11 09:18:37 AM  
So, a knife and a sword? He came prepared.
 
2017-09-11 09:19:00 AM  
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2017-09-11 09:26:28 AM  

GOSH BARN IT: BEST DIRTY HARRY QUOTE:

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.


I came in just to post that.  Thanks,  Here it is anyway.
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2017-09-11 09:30:00 AM  
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Was he threatening to convert religions?
 
2017-09-11 09:32:22 AM  
So a penectomy then?
 
2017-09-11 09:34:53 AM  
♪ ♪  Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, hold your junk it won't upset us..♪ ♪

/I know, it's BK, not McD
 
2017-09-11 09:36:22 AM  
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2017-09-11 09:36:45 AM  

Priapetic: ♪ ♪  Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, hold your junk it won't upset us..♪ ♪

/I know, it's BK, not McD


Holy shiat is that commercial creepy.

Vintage Burger King Commercial - Have it Your Way - 1974
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2017-09-11 09:37:19 AM  

GOSH BARN IT: BEST DIRTY HARRY QUOTE:

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.


But, when he's at McDonalds, he might be looking for a Happy Meal.
 
2017-09-11 09:39:51 AM  
Unless either was over 6 inches, it was nothing to worry about.
 
2017-09-11 09:40:54 AM  
Try the new Sausage McDiddle
 
2017-09-11 09:51:24 AM  
...and now you know why Burger King discontinued their hot dog sale...
 
2017-09-11 09:53:31 AM  
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Kids are robbing McDonalds with a knife in one hand and their penis in the other. They call it "The McDouble"

Kids are robbing McDonalds with a knife in one hand and their penis in the other. They call it "The Mayor McSqueeze""
 
2017-09-11 09:55:49 AM  
There's too much paranoias
 
2017-09-11 10:01:10 AM  

wademh: [fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 600x250]
Was he threatening to convert religions?


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2017-09-11 10:05:18 AM  
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2017-09-11 10:06:49 AM  
He made the customers grimace
 
2017-09-11 10:07:54 AM  

Priapetic: Priapetic: ♪ ♪  Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, hold your junk it won't upset us..♪ ♪

/I know, it's BK, not McD

Holy shiat is that commercial creepy.

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All I'm thinking is "Biatch, why you singing at me?!"
 
2017-09-11 10:18:33 AM  
I don't know how concerned to be until I know which one he had in his dominate hand.
 
2017-09-11 10:28:11 AM  

TommyDeuce: Duh, you can't "Have it your way" at McDonald's, that's the slogan for Carl's Jr. (brought to you by Carl's Jr.)

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2017-09-11 10:29:30 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "You waved your genitals around because you are drunk and stupid."

Is it possible to wave just one genital?


You know who else only had one genital to wave around?
The Yogscast - Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
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2017-09-11 10:31:11 AM  
Sounds like a mental case, although the article does not breathe a peep about his mental state, drugs, or non-preseciption, non-drug subtances that might induce irrationality or suicidal thoughts and actions.

The magistrate, summing up with the fearlessness of those who aren't afraid of the obvious, declared him "drunk and stupid". That is a very bad combination, but so common as to be unremarkable.
 
2017-09-11 10:52:42 AM  
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His sister
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2017-09-11 11:02:04 AM  

CaptainSpaceJohnny: He made the customers grimace


Hamburgler? More like Buttburgler.
 
2017-09-11 11:12:54 AM  
Really? I'm the first?

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2017-09-11 11:14:51 AM  
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2017-09-11 11:18:28 AM  
That's not a McDonald's...
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2017-09-11 11:20:08 AM  
THIS is a McDonald's.

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