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(Slate)   Bannon calls himself a "street fighter". I'm trying very hard not to think of him in a beret and thong-cut unitard   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Trump, Republican Party, Bannon, Donald Trump, President Trump, Stephen Bannon, President of the United States, Trump's administration  
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2017-09-10 09:17:29 PM  
Anyone who brags a lot about his street fighting really needs to rethink his definitions of masculinity. First off, it suggests poor impulse control. Secondly, I hate to say it but his face is symmetrical, his nose is unbroken, his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

Sorry, I don't buy it. He does, however, have that alcoholic dual sign of a red nose and full head of hair due to alcohol's well known effects on the testes.
 
2017-09-10 09:24:00 PM  
I was going to criticize 60 Minutes for giving this f*ckstain a spotlight, but then I remembered said f*ckstain was an adviser to the President of the United States.

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2017-09-10 09:28:16 PM  
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A pic of Bannon when he was young?
 
2017-09-10 10:02:32 PM  
This was reposted on Crack's main page yesterday seems appropriate

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-signs-that-someone-isnt-actually-badass​/
 
2017-09-10 10:03:17 PM  
Oh for christs sweet sake Steve you grew up in the suburbs, went to school, worked at wall st, made stacks of money and you are such a greedy f*ck you wouldn't help your dad out when his 401k flatlined in the very industry you were whoring in, instead being a lazy asshole and blaming everyone else.  Most men would deal with the ensuing guilt and self doubt by drinking themselves to death but ever the overachiever, you wanna take all the things with you.  F*ck you Stephen K. Bannon, fark you
 
2017-09-10 10:05:10 PM  

gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.


You sure about that?
 
2017-09-10 10:17:19 PM  

daphne: gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

You sure about that?


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That right there ^, is the epitome of unhealthy...
Street fighter? Umm, no...
Soulless, c*cksucking denigrate? Yes! Oh, hell yes...
 
2017-09-10 10:24:46 PM  
Calls himself a streetfighter?
He looks like the street won. Repeatedly.
 
2017-09-10 10:37:38 PM  

Redh8t: daphne: gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

You sure about that?

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Alcoholic red nose? Yes. Busted up facial tissue from fist fights, no. His skin is aged but he doesn't look like he's been cut up or battered.
 
2017-09-10 10:48:11 PM  
And am I the only Farker who thinks of Sonny Chiba when they hear Street Fighter
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2017-09-10 10:49:20 PM  

daphne: Oh for christs sweet sake Steve you grew up in the suburbs, went to school, worked at wall st, made stacks of money and you are such a greedy f*ck you wouldn't help your dad out when his 401k flatlined in the very industry you were whoring in, instead being a lazy asshole and blaming everyone else.  Most men would deal with the ensuing guilt and self doubt by drinking themselves to death but ever the overachiever, you wanna take all the things with you.  F*ck you Stephen K. Bannon, fark you


Sorry, but you have to have a conscience to feel guilt.  And Bannon definitely doesn't have one of those things.
 
2017-09-10 10:54:02 PM  

spongeboob: And am I the only Farker who thinks of Sonny Chiba when they hear Street Fighter
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Or the Stones.
 
2017-09-10 10:54:25 PM  
i've come across other guys his age who call themsleves 'street fighters,' although it's worth noting the 'street fighting,' such as it is, in question is normally immediately preceeded by 'street drinking'
 
2017-09-10 11:07:20 PM  

gaslight: Redh8t: daphne: gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

You sure about that?

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Alcoholic red nose? Yes. Busted up facial tissue from fist fights, no. His skin is aged but he doesn't look like he's been cut up or battered.


Nothing in the article referred to actual street fighting. It was a euphemism for fighting outside the norms.
Eg: Breitbart

/its amusing to run with the funny side of headlines... ;)
 
2017-09-10 11:07:53 PM  
preceded, even
 
2017-09-10 11:21:22 PM  
I need brain bleach stat for that image you imposed on my mind subby.
 
2017-09-10 11:25:10 PM  
He's more of a wrecking ball subby.
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2017-09-10 11:47:58 PM  

Boo_Guy: He's more of a wrecking ball subby.
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Jebus f*ck!!

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Not cool Boo, not cool..
 
2017-09-10 11:58:30 PM  
Front-stabber beats auto-fellating street fighter.
 
2017-09-11 12:23:48 AM  
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2017-09-11 12:33:47 AM  

Prey4reign: spongeboob: And am I the only Farker who thinks of Sonny Chiba when they hear Street Fighter
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Or the Stones.


Stones

👊
 
2017-09-11 12:38:43 AM  
He pummeled the street a few times with his face, that I know.
 
2017-09-11 12:58:32 AM  

Redh8t: gaslight: Redh8t: daphne: gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

You sure about that?

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Alcoholic red nose? Yes. Busted up facial tissue from fist fights, no. His skin is aged but he doesn't look like he's been cut up or battered.

Nothing in the article referred to actual street fighting. It was a euphemism for fighting outside the norms.
Eg: Breitbart

/its amusing to run with the funny side of headlines... ;)


How the hell is bravely standing up for the establishment and screaming those guys with all the power should have even more fighting outside the norms?

He is a sad little whore to the rich and powerful who wants them even more powerful.  He is at the core a farking pathetic coward.
 
2017-09-11 01:07:28 AM  

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2017-09-11 01:20:35 AM  
But seriously, has anyone ever seen Bannon and Coach Darth Hoodie (aka Bill Belichick) in the same place at the same time?
 
2017-09-11 01:43:21 AM  

Zombie Jesus: Redh8t: gaslight: Redh8t: daphne: gaslight: his facial skin doesn't have heaps of broken capillaries.

You sure about that?

[img.fark.net image 425x282]

Alcoholic red nose? Yes. Busted up facial tissue from fist fights, no. His skin is aged but he doesn't look like he's been cut up or battered.

Nothing in the article referred to actual street fighting. It was a euphemism for fighting outside the norms.
Eg: Breitbart

/its amusing to run with the funny side of headlines... ;)

How the hell is bravely standing up for the establishment and screaming those guys with all the power should have even more fighting outside the norms?

He is a sad little whore to the rich and powerful who wants them even more powerful.  He is at the core a farking pathetic coward.


Exactly!
That sh*t ain't normal...

/you don't pass go
 
2017-09-11 01:54:14 AM  
I really hate these toughguy allusions from podgy business dweebs and politicos.

No, what you are is a twittering kings-court hanger on who flutters his fan and gossips his way into the best parties.

That is not a street fighter.
 
2017-09-11 02:04:04 AM  
Can someone photoshop his face onto E. Honda's body? Please?
 
2017-09-11 02:05:39 AM  
Steve Bannon is a classic example of a guy who failed up.
 
2017-09-11 02:05:46 AM  
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2017-09-11 02:05:56 AM  
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kimbo Slice?  More like Dimbo Spice.
 
2017-09-11 02:06:44 AM  

BadReligion: Can someone photoshop his face onto E. Honda's body? Please?


I would have gone with this guy.

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2017-09-11 02:08:16 AM  
500, Steve
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2017-09-11 02:09:30 AM  

phrawgh: [scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x470]


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2017-09-11 02:10:03 AM  
Maybe this is more appropriate.

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2017-09-11 02:10:05 AM  

HawgWild: I was going to criticize 60 Minutes for giving this f*ckstain a spotlight, but then I remembered said f*ckstain was an adviser to the President of the United States.

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Well, an adviser to the man somehow elected to be president.
 
2017-09-11 02:11:09 AM  
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/hork
 
2017-09-11 02:14:58 AM  
The hell of it all, is, he's probably being 100% honest.  I probably really believes this shiat.
 
2017-09-11 02:16:09 AM  
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2017-09-11 02:16:10 AM  

spongeboob: And am I the only Farker who thinks of Sonny Chiba when they hear Street Fighter
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dammit, now i want pie!
 
2017-09-11 02:19:11 AM  

Theaetetus: [img.fark.net image 365x548]
/hork


Damn butter faces.

/hit it from behind
 
2017-09-11 02:25:04 AM  

Boo_Guy: He's more of a wrecking ball subby.
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I think posting that violates the Geneva Conventions.
 
2017-09-11 02:25:26 AM  
Steve, getting thrown out of a bar doesn't count as a street fight.
 
2017-09-11 02:25:54 AM  
Nope. A fire-starter or a shiat-flinger maybe.
 
2017-09-11 02:27:10 AM  
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2017-09-11 02:34:21 AM  
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TV's Frank for the win
 
2017-09-11 02:38:19 AM  
I know several people who could wipe him out in less than a minute. They are Marines. And my girlfriend.
Nice guys but don't fark with her. She will make you into a bad smell and leave nothing else.
 
2017-09-11 02:51:22 AM  
Was there ever a drunk piece of shiat three seconds from death that was a character in street fighter?
Steve Bannon's haduken was him puking on himself then passing out in a gutter.
Bannon can barely shuffle his worthless ass to the toilet to shiat out blood laced dead liver craps.
Steve Bannon is already dead but nobody has had the heart to tell him and Death himself doesn't want anything to do with that farker.
 
2017-09-11 02:52:08 AM  
DECREPIT FATASS WITH A PUSTULANT LIVER
 
2017-09-11 02:56:01 AM  

Kittypie070: DECREPIT FATASS WITH A PUSTULANT LIVER


Bannon is proof that karma doesn't exist.  Otherwise he would have been torn asunder in the gears of combine.  Seven different combines, consecutively.
 
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