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(NBC Sports)   In what is becoming a rite of September, the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys will face each other on Sunday night to open the season for the third straight year. Game starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC   ( scores.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2017-09-10 08:16:00 AM  
I'll just leave this here... >.>

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-10 08:53:54 AM  
Um....last year's SNF opener was Pats-Cards. The Giants-Cowboys game was a 4 o'clock game.
 
2017-09-10 11:36:54 AM  
I thought there was a game already? Did that not count?
 
2017-09-10 01:54:29 PM  
I think subby meant to open their respective seasons, not the overall season.

/not subby
//Go Giants!
///three slashies for all Big Apple Turnovers
 
2017-09-10 08:02:05 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-09-10 08:02:15 PM  
I hope the G-Men treat Wicket like he treats women.
 
2017-09-10 08:03:27 PM  
Once you go Dak, you never go back!
 
2017-09-10 08:04:10 PM  
Checking in from New Orleans.  Hope y'all are having as much fun as we are.  I'm on kiddo duty so you have to deal with my presence.  Who we got tonight?  Cows-giants?

Let's go scoreless tie!
 
2017-09-10 08:04:13 PM  
Let's go Giant Meteor 2017!
 
2017-09-10 08:05:38 PM  
Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16
 
2017-09-10 08:05:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I hope the G-Men treat Wicket like he treats women.


People who live in glass houses....
 
2017-09-10 08:07:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I hope the G-Men treat Wicket like he treats women.

People who live in glass houses....


Hey, if I have to listen to it, so do you, only my boy served his penalty and the owner didn't take up for him while cutting an innocent man.
 
2017-09-10 08:09:47 PM  

ariseatex: Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16


Hmmm... do they say who the Patriots are gonna lose to? We were 16-0 on this before....
 
2017-09-10 08:11:09 PM  

FriarReb98: Hmmm... do they say who the Patriots are gonna lose to? We were 16-0 on this before....


Week 15, Steelers have a 53% chance of beating the Patriots, according to them.
 
2017-09-10 08:11:23 PM  
OK...I have been drinking all day. Did a big shot early morning. Then at noon started with some beers and more bourbon.

Then I tried to slow it down. Had a couple of big cups of diet pepsi.

I need to wake up at about 6am. Let's see if this works or if I actually make it till the game ends at midnight.
 
2017-09-10 08:11:50 PM  
Good evening all!

Bunny DeVille and Becksellent Both say hello!!!
 
2017-09-10 08:13:06 PM  

geom_00: Good evening all!

Bunny DeVille and Becksellent Both say hello!!!


*waves to Bunny and Becks*

*pauses*

*waves to geom too*
 
2017-09-10 08:14:09 PM  

ariseatex: Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16


They've been around now for a few years in terms of football coverage. I wonder if you go to the week by week analysis and compare it with the point spreads how would you do. Basically, how good is there model when you go up against the spread. Given that it is always -110 when you bet, are they good enough that I could spend a full season in Vegas betting on their analysis and win money year after year.
 
2017-09-10 08:14:34 PM  

ariseatex: FriarReb98: Hmmm... do they say who the Patriots are gonna lose to? We were 16-0 on this before....

Week 15, Steelers have a 53% chance of beating the Patriots, according to them.


Based on how KC didn't do Andy Reid things, I am willing to bet that the Steelers don't do zone things. It's scary, really, if you're scared of the Patriots losing.
 
2017-09-10 08:15:14 PM  

ariseatex: *waves to geom too*


*waves back to ariseatex*
 
2017-09-10 08:15:28 PM  
img.fark.net
Ready for tonight's game.
 
2017-09-10 08:15:46 PM  
"Most of the time I'm thinking about my wife in my wildest dreams"

BWAHAHA thanks Jags coach.
 
2017-09-10 08:16:24 PM  

ariseatex: Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16


Who is St Louis?
 
2017-09-10 08:17:07 PM  

ariseatex: Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16


The niners might be overrated there.
 
2017-09-10 08:17:13 PM  

ariseatex: "Most of the time I'm thinking about my wife in my wildest dreams"

BWAHAHA thanks Jags coach.


Too bad he didn't say "I think about Jim Bob Cooter."
 
2017-09-10 08:18:09 PM  
Will there be fark me boots?
 
2017-09-10 08:18:12 PM  
Yes I bet this will be just the height of musical talent.
 
2017-09-10 08:18:46 PM  
Are there any streams, or any places offering a free game this year?

/Cable Cutter.
 
2017-09-10 08:19:03 PM  

mikaloyd: ariseatex: Updated my track of 538's NFL ELO statistics with forecasts for all remaining games.  If 538 is 100% right for the remainder of the season (which even they will admit won't happen, but I do this thing for shiats and giggles only), the season will end like this:

AFC East:
New England 14-2
Miami 9-7
Buffalo 8-8
New York Jets 3-12-1

AFC North:
Pittsburgh 15-1
Baltimore 11-5
Cincinnati 7-9
Cleveland 0-16

AFC South:
Jacksonville 9-7
Tennessee 7-9
Indianapolis 6-10
Houston 4-11-1

AFC West:
Kansas City 16-0
Denver 9-7
Oakland 9-7
Los Angeles Chargers 2-13-1

NFC East:
Philadelphia 11-5
Dallas 9-7
New York Giants 8-8
Washington 4-12

NFC North:
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 9-7
Detroit 6-10
Chicago 2-14

NFC South:
Atlanta 15-1
Carolina 10-6
Tampa Bay 6-10
New Orleans 6-10

NFC West:
Seattle 11-5
Arizona 10-5-1
St. Louis 6-10
San Francisco 0-16

Who is St Louis?


I think ariseatex just copy-pasted the city names from last year. Oops.
 
2017-09-10 08:19:08 PM  

geom_00: Good evening all!

Bunny DeVille and Becksellent Both say hello!!!


*waves to everybody*
 
2017-09-10 08:19:25 PM  
Alright, last game of the night. May run to the store for beer after eat, not sure.
 
2017-09-10 08:20:39 PM  

geom_00: Are there any streams, or any places offering a free game this year?

/Cable Cutter.


You could always put out an antenna. NBC is over the air virtually everywhere.
 
2017-09-10 08:21:00 PM  
It begins... go Giants
 
2017-09-10 08:21:08 PM  
Time for fake HOOKER BOOTS and goofing on Collinsworth!
 
2017-09-10 08:21:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-10 08:21:24 PM  
*mute*
 
2017-09-10 08:21:40 PM  
Those heels need to be higher
 
2017-09-10 08:21:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: You could always put out an antenna. NBC is over the air virtually everywhere.


I really do need to do that.  Thanks!
 
2017-09-10 08:21:54 PM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-09-10 08:22:02 PM  
Nice outfit...VERIZON!
 
2017-09-10 08:22:12 PM  
Did she just fart sparkles?
 
2017-09-10 08:22:37 PM  

ariseatex: FriarReb98: Hmmm... do they say who the Patriots are gonna lose to? We were 16-0 on this before....

Week 15, Steelers have a 53% chance of beating the Patriots, according to them.


Hmmm...

\why, oh why, didn't I mute this farking song?
 
2017-09-10 08:22:45 PM  
That's quite a dress.

I decided to give the song a go this year. Big mistake. Big. But on mute this is a great opening.
 
2017-09-10 08:23:12 PM  
She's badass...f**k all you complainers.
 
2017-09-10 08:23:15 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Did she just fart sparkles?


What woman doesn't?
 
2017-09-10 08:23:15 PM  
She hot. I wanna make babies with her
 
2017-09-10 08:23:23 PM  
Maybe next time they could make it a little clear who the sponsor was.
 
2017-09-10 08:23:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-10 08:23:33 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.pinimg.com image 720x720]


I'am?
 
2017-09-10 08:23:41 PM  
Week 1 Delhomme Leaderboard on Sunday Night

Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 83.3

4 INT, FUM

*NOW CALIBRATING...*

Dak Prescott, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
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