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(Talking Points Memo)   Turns out Chris Christie (R-hostage) lost his position in President Donald Trump's Cabinet when he publicly criticized Trump for sexually assaulting women. If you go Stockholm syndrome, always go full Stockholm syndrome   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Trump, President of the United States, Bannon, lewd comments Trump, strategist Steve Bannon, President Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Trump's allies  
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2017-09-08 05:03:49 PM  
Bannon must have been suffering some DTs when he gave that interview, because he was stuttering more than usual and DAMN there were a lot of things he said that just didn't make sense.

Like this gem:  "You can criticize him behind, but when you side with him, you have to side with him. And that's what Billy Bush weekend showed me. Billy Bush Saturday showed me who really had Donald Trump's back to play to his better angels," Bannon said on CBS.

WTFO? Anyway...nice to see Bannon admit that his BFF Donny is as petty and as insecure as we thought.
 
2017-09-08 05:10:21 PM  
I'm sure it had nothing to do with sending Jared's father to prison.
 
2017-09-08 05:18:22 PM  

Kornchex: I'm sure it had nothing to do with sending Jared's father to prison.


No, no, that's why Christie was picked for veep.
 
2017-09-08 05:30:25 PM  
how dare he be anti-rape!
 
2017-09-08 06:18:26 PM  
They should all be lined up against the wall. For pictures. Yeah, that's the ticket. Awesome.
 
2017-09-08 07:24:29 PM  
Good?

I'm not sure how to feel. Should I be happy that Christie stood up for what's clearly wrong? Or... what?  Shock that Trump wouldn't want someone who doesn't agree with raping women?
 
2017-09-08 08:11:02 PM  
And Cohn lost out on the Fed chair because he condemned Charlottesville. The pattern continues. Two Scoops is a vindictive asshole who will not suffer anyone who questions his authority. He's basically a dumber Cartman.
 
2017-09-08 09:52:29 PM  
Muse - Stockholm Syndrome
Youtube gXN9acC9edU
 
2017-09-08 09:53:55 PM  
docpeteyJ:Bannon is seriously deluded. And this is the guy who had been pulling the strings for a good while
 
2017-09-08 09:56:47 PM  

Anastacya: And Cohn lost out on the Fed chair because he condemned Charlottesville. The pattern continues. Two Scoops is a vindictive asshole who will not suffer anyone who questions his authority. He's basically a dumber Cartman.


pre08.deviantart.net
 
2017-09-08 10:01:19 PM  
Christie's better off. He's clearly not comfortable being limited to only one scoop of ice cream.
 
2017-09-08 10:03:04 PM  
I read a book on Stockholm syndrome.
I didn't like it as first, but ended up really enjoying it near the end...
 
2017-09-08 10:14:57 PM  
So one scumbag didn't side with another scumbag who bragged in a video about sexual assault, and a third scumbag held a grudge about it all to deny the first one a prestige job. Between Bannon, Trump, and Christie there isn't anyone to root for.
 
2017-09-08 10:39:55 PM  
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pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.
 
2017-09-08 10:41:04 PM  
Giving Donnie a half-eaten burger likely didn't help.
 
2017-09-08 10:42:55 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]

pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.


GOD DAMN YOU WITH THIS
 
2017-09-08 10:44:40 PM  
See?  Even people from New Jersey aren't entirelyterrible.  Just mostly terrible.  Trump is terrible on a whole other level.  Even we can't compete with that.
 
2017-09-08 11:16:19 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]
pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.


I'm not one to glare or examine another man's package but there is something truly afoot there or shall we say missing.
 
2017-09-08 11:33:17 PM  

berylman: Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]
pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.

I'm not one to glare or examine another man's package but there is something truly afoot there or shall we say missing.


I'm not prone to meat-gazing either, but damn, that's a bad case of camel-toe that fat fark's got going on there.
 
2017-09-08 11:33:58 PM  
It does make a degree of sense if you withhold judgment and morality.

But, like, what if you don't? What if you're Christian, or Jewish, or Muslim and you take actual reality at face value because you have to do that becaue you literally believe it?

I'll let more interested parties answer that one. I don't pretend to answer for them.
 
2017-09-08 11:36:42 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]

pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.


How tight do a man's pants have to be to give him camel toe? His poor balls :-(
 
2017-09-08 11:48:06 PM  

docpeteyJ: berylman: Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]
pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.

I'm not one to glare or examine another man's package but there is something truly afoot there or shall we say missing.

I'm not prone to meat-gazing either, but damn, that's a bad case of camel-toe that fat fark's got going on there.


That's not cameltoe but its dreaded cousin the mooseknuckle.
 
2017-09-08 11:53:06 PM  

kidgenius: docpeteyJ: berylman: Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]
pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.

I'm not one to glare or examine another man's package but there is something truly afoot there or shall we say missing.

I'm not prone to meat-gazing either, but damn, that's a bad case of camel-toe that fat fark's got going on there.

That's not cameltoe but its dreaded cousin the mooseknuckle.


m.popkey.co
 
2017-09-09 12:00:14 AM  
I'm so glad images don't load with JavaScript disabled. Security and I assume not seeing Christie's innie-peen.
 
2017-09-09 12:02:34 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]

pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.


That boy has the ugliest camel toe.
 
2017-09-09 12:23:04 AM  

fly_gal: Good?

I'm not sure how to feel. Should I be happy that Christie stood up for what's clearly wrong? Or... what?  Shock that Trump wouldn't want someone who doesn't agree with raping women?


Happy, I suppose. It's nice to see one who is only horrible 98% of the time. I'll credit him this and for standing with Barack Obama to show his appreciation for his work following Hurricane Sandy. I'll debit him everything else he has ever said or done, ever.
 
2017-09-09 03:41:47 AM  
BTW, the event that triggered Donald Trump's violent rape of his then wife was the hair procedure that he has denied ever having.

Google what doctors say Trump has had done to his scalp. You have to go way back, long before the election.

Just saying a rape victim and doctors agree.
 
2017-09-09 09:52:50 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 600x800]

pretty sure he acted out of direct self interest on this issue.

How tight do a man's pants have to be to give him camel toe? His poor balls :-(


He clearly has no balls literally or figuratively.
 
2017-09-09 03:39:39 PM  
Donald Trump can take anything except contradiction and criticism.

So never contradict him unless you are an interviewer, in which case he will say anything you said. And never criticism him because he will hunt you like bad karma.
 
2017-09-09 03:40:31 PM  
I said "hunt" not "haunt". That looming behind people is just an intimitation technique. A technique used by molesters and assholes.
 
2017-09-09 03:42:28 PM  
50% of American men can't find a vagina on a map of a woman. Donald Trump can't pronounce it.

Yes, I know. I have already done this joke. I want to see if it catches on through pure repitition, like most conservative ideas do.
 
2017-09-09 04:42:43 PM  

brantgoose: 50% of American men can't find a vagina on a map of a woman. Donald Trump can't pronounce it.

Yes, I know. I have already done this joke. I want to see if it catches on through pure repitition, like most conservative ideas do.


It is right next to West Vagina.
 
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