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(C-SPAN)   Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-09-08 11:13:27 AM  
Early today. Hucky must want to get as far away from DC as possible ASAP
 
2017-09-08 11:20:38 AM  
Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.
 
2017-09-08 11:26:09 AM  

twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.


They've even lost their entertainment value. It's just a waste of a half hour now. The press should just sit there quietly, because Sanders has mastered the art of not answering any f*cking thing while sneering at the press pool.
 
2017-09-08 11:26:56 AM  

twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.


It's fascinating to see the media relations arm of the administration constantly berating reporters for noticing things and asking questions.  And it's also funny/scary to see just how difficult it is for them to communicate the President's message because they don't know when they're going to say something concrete only to have Trump say the exact opposite hours or minutes later.  It's become quite the shiatshow since Spicey and now Huckabeast have to remain as vague as possible while trying to come across as strong.

It is absolutely useless entertainment, like most of reality television.
 
2017-09-08 11:31:04 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.

They've even lost their entertainment value. It's just a waste of a half hour now. The press should just sit there quietly, because Sanders has mastered the art of not answering any f*cking thing while sneering at the press pool.


Or not show up at all.
 
2017-09-08 11:34:15 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.

It's fascinating to see the media relations arm of the administration constantly berating reporters for noticing things and asking questions.  And it's also funny/scary to see just how difficult it is for them to communicate the President's message because they don't know when they're going to say something concrete only to have Trump say the exact opposite hours or minutes later.  It's become quite the shiatshow since Spicey and now Huckabeast have to remain as vague as possible while trying to come across as strong.

It is absolutely useless entertainment, like most of reality television.


...which, of course, plays into what they want to accomplish - distrust of media. They don't want you to believe anything the media says, so they push bullshiat and lies, interspersed with vague info about what's actually happening, and watch as the various outlets work through their sources to figure out what's information and what's disinformation (and I have to believe that the WH is now purposely pushing different bits of disinformation to different people, just to see what folks are saying what to whom for later identification...)

I'm surprised that we haven't renamed the position of press secretary to the Minister of Information, at this point.
 
2017-09-08 11:38:04 AM  
that storm started January 20th, 2017.
 
2017-09-08 11:41:24 AM  
I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?
 
2017-09-08 11:43:32 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Early today. Hucky must want to get as far away from DC as possible ASAP


I get the feeling that, what with the way she's constructed, she would be able to survive Category Five winds and rain.
 
2017-09-08 11:48:47 AM  

Prey4reign: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Early today. Hucky must want to get as far away from DC as possible ASAP

I get the feeling that, what with the way she's constructed, she would be able to survive Category Five winds and rain.


There's an eye joke in there somewhere but it's Friday and I can't find it.
 
2017-09-08 11:48:56 AM  
This admin is a CAT 5 shiat storm
 
2017-09-08 12:02:34 PM  

wooden_badger: Or not show up at all.


This is exactly what the media should do--not give them any means to push their lies. Oh they'll still use Breitbart and Infowars, but that readership (and I use the term "reader" very loosely) is relatively small.

Everyone else would just be relieved to have a few newsdays where 45 wasn't sucking the oxygen out of the universe.
 
2017-09-08 12:04:56 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.

It's fascinating to see the media relations arm of the administration constantly berating reporters for noticing things and asking questions.  And it's also funny/scary to see just how difficult it is for them to communicate the President's message because they don't know when they're going to say something concrete only to have Trump say the exact opposite hours or minutes later.  It's become quite the shiatshow since Spicey and now Huckabeast have to remain as vague as possible while trying to come across as strong.

It is absolutely useless entertainment, like most of reality television.


Exactly. It's a reflection of who the President is. Combative, lying, difficult and made for Reality TV.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-08 12:18:24 PM  

daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?


What are the rules for the She-Huck drinking game?
 
2017-09-08 12:20:23 PM  

ecl: daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?

What are the rules for the She-Huck drinking game?


Take a shot for every non answer.
Chug a beer every time she is a condescending cock.

Check into rehab by dinnertime
 
2017-09-08 12:40:37 PM  
I hope someone asks about the Sater letter
 
2017-09-08 12:45:22 PM  

daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?


She dresses slightly better now. Her attire no longer looks homemade, just poorly chosen and poor fitting. Her wandering eyes keep the reporters on their toes, they never know who she's looking at. Booze is always required for these, narcotics are optional.
 
2017-09-08 12:54:24 PM  
/as of now kicked back to 1.30
 
2017-09-08 12:56:25 PM  

21-7-b: /as of now kicked back to 1.30


*chortles again*
 
2017-09-08 12:57:46 PM  

dr_blasto: This admin is a CAT 5 shiat storm


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2017-09-08 12:59:13 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ecl: daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?

What are the rules for the She-Huck drinking game?

Take a shot for every non answer.
Chug a beer every time she is a condescending cock.

Check into rehab by dinnertime


But I have dinner plans!  Can I check in on Monday?  Everyone quits on Monday
 
2017-09-08 01:01:21 PM  

SoCalChris: daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?

She dresses slightly better now. Her attire no longer looks homemade, just poorly chosen and poor fitting. Her wandering eyes keep the reporters on their toes, they never know who she's looking at. Booze is always required for these, narcotics are optional.


I have both

Does anyone in the house know CPR?

*chugs*
 
2017-09-08 01:04:39 PM  
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2017-09-08 01:06:28 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ecl: daphne: I thought they cancelled these.  Is it still Mommy and Me with attire coutresy of Dress Barn Woman?  Do you still tilt your head like quizzical dog to follow her eyes?  Will booze be required?

What are the rules for the She-Huck drinking game?

Take a shot for every non answer.
Chug a beer every time she is a condescending cock.

Check into rehab by dinnertime


Every time she calls on a friendly drink a whisky drink
Every time she calls someone, something, or the cat fake news take a vodka drink
Every time she turns the podium over to someone to brief the press yet that someone is from a completely different depattment take a lager drink
Every time she gets frustrated and falls back on her razorback accent drink a cider go to the liquor store
 
2017-09-08 01:08:59 PM  

SoCalChris: She dresses slightly better now. Her attire no longer looks homemade, just poorly chosen and poor fitting


The Mooch tried to help, you know.
 
2017-09-08 01:17:23 PM  
Youtube link for those who prefer that

Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
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2017-09-08 01:20:27 PM  
Oh no, I'm 19 minutes late!  Oh, wait.  More likely 19 minutes early.
 
2017-09-08 01:28:55 PM  
1PM...er....1:30PM.  Yeah, right. *snort*
 
2017-09-08 01:37:22 PM  

Pinner: SoCalChris: She dresses slightly better now. Her attire no longer looks homemade, just poorly chosen and poor fitting

The Mooch tried to help, you know.


That was the only time I had a grudging like for her, when she turned it around on Mooch and goofed on him for that statement
 
2017-09-08 01:39:34 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.

It's fascinating to see the media relations arm of the administration constantly berating reporters for noticing things and asking questions.  And it's also funny/scary to see just how difficult it is for them to communicate the President's message because they don't know when they're going to say something concrete only to have Trump say the exact opposite hours or minutes later.  It's become quite the shiatshow since Spicey and now Huckabeast have to remain as vague as possible while trying to come across as strong.

It is absolutely useless entertainment, like most of reality television.


I like the Children's Letters to Uncle President part. It's also fun to guess how many times Hunkabeef will clarify questions by saying "I think the President has has been quite clear" and watch her bolt from the room at the end.
 
2017-09-08 01:39:37 PM  
So it hasn't started yet?  What's her thick problem?  No one cares anymore anyway
 
2017-09-08 01:40:42 PM  

fluffy_pope: AdmirableSnackbar: twistedknickers: Beyond their entertainment value, WH press briefings are now useless events promulgating lies and misinformation. Why anyone wants to treat them seriously is a mystery.

It's fascinating to see the media relations arm of the administration constantly berating reporters for noticing things and asking questions.  And it's also funny/scary to see just how difficult it is for them to communicate the President's message because they don't know when they're going to say something concrete only to have Trump say the exact opposite hours or minutes later.  It's become quite the shiatshow since Spicey and now Huckabeast have to remain as vague as possible while trying to come across as strong.

It is absolutely useless entertainment, like most of reality television.

I like the Children's Letters to Uncle President part. It's also fun to guess how many times Hunkabeef will clarify questions by saying "I think the President has has been quite clear" and watch her bolt from the room at the end.


I have this burning need to meet Pickle.  Under adult supervision, of course.
 
2017-09-08 01:42:54 PM  

daphne: What's her thick problem?


Mainly her arms.
 
2017-09-08 01:43:06 PM  
Ugh, Steve King
 
2017-09-08 01:44:07 PM  

daphne: I have this burning need to meet Pickle.  Under adult supervision, of course.


His real name is Dylan. But everybody calls him Pickle! Adorable.
 
2017-09-08 01:49:11 PM  

SoCalChris: daphne: What's her thick problem?

Mainly her arms.


I feel for herHUCKABEE NOW
 
2017-09-08 01:49:11 PM  
Bout time beeyotch
 
2017-09-08 01:49:42 PM  
Oh great it's Gabe
 
2017-09-08 01:50:03 PM  
jumping into his thinking
 
2017-09-08 01:50:30 PM  
I haven't followed Bossie much, he's a sleaze, right?
 
2017-09-08 01:51:07 PM  
irritating, ignoring and irritating
 
2017-09-08 01:51:15 PM  
Retain a good posture?

What, with Atlas Shrugged perched on his head?
 
2017-09-08 01:51:59 PM  
STOP WATCHING AND START....WTACHING SOMETHING ELSE

f*ck you, asshole

PERSONAL
ACCOUNTIBILITY
 
2017-09-08 01:52:34 PM  
THIS JUST IN: Florida is a peninsula and people must evacuate from south to north.

I LERN GUD
 
2017-09-08 01:52:42 PM  
He's biatching at the press, for real?
 
2017-09-08 01:52:47 PM  
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2017-09-08 01:53:11 PM  

Liese: THIS JUST IN: Florida is a peninsula and people must evacuate from south to north.

I LERN GUD


Boys have a florida and girls have a virginia.
 
2017-09-08 01:53:12 PM  

daphne: He's biatching at the press, for real?


It's become 2nd nature for them.
 
2017-09-08 01:53:40 PM  
If he put a 5 pound weight on his right arm he'd have biceps the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger for holding his arm up the whole time he speaks.
 
2017-09-08 01:54:29 PM  
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