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(The Hill)   MSNBC's Nicole Wallace: Why won't Paul Ryan grab the president by the pussy? What is he, a pussy?   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-08 03:23:40 AM  
He always leaves out spine day at the gym.
 
2017-09-08 03:28:22 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: He always leaves out spine day at the gym.


He's probably tearily pumping iron right now.
 
2017-09-08 03:31:38 AM  

fusillade762: Farking Clown Shoes: He always leaves out spine day at the gym.

He's probably tearily pumping iron right now.


He's tearily pumping something. But it ain't iron.
 
2017-09-08 05:46:38 AM  
Here's what I don't get:

I'm actually one of the four people who watches MSNBC regularly.  On Morning Joe, her show, and others, the hosts and guests say this kind of stuff ALL THE TIME.  This is certainly nothing new, and I'm positive I've heard worse.  Why is this suddenly a news story?
 
2017-09-08 05:47:06 AM  
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where they have the black hole of academic performance centered on Bart?

Trump is that, but for public discourse.

/Of course, what do you expect from a self confessed serial sexual assaulter?
 
2017-09-08 05:51:01 AM  
"Why can't Paul Ryan be a man and say 'He's treated me like crap. He's cyberbullied me. You know, I bit my tongue when he did things that were racist and misogynist but I'm done with that. I'm going to speak my mind,' "

Because when I think of being 'manly,' the first thing that comes to mind is tear-filled whinging about cyberbullying and how offended you are.  Do that and Trump would just call him a nu-male cuck.

Ryan's best play at the moment is just to sit back and take the abuse. Let Trump get voted out in 2020 (or better, resign beforehand) and then jump into the role of 'party saviour' in the following election. He makes a pretty effective 'no' man when there's an evil lib president to fight against.
 
2017-09-08 05:57:14 AM  
"Why can't Paul Ryan be a man and say 'He's treated me like crap. He's cyberbullied me. You know, I bit my tongue when he did things that were racist and misogynist but I'm done with that. I'm going to speak my mind,'

So he should admit that he was OK with the racism and misogyny, but that working with Democrats was over the line?  I mean, we all knew that as the case, but they've never been this honest about it before.
 
2017-09-08 05:57:26 AM  
I love listening to Nicole's take on the issues. Also, she's nice to look at.
 
2017-09-08 06:11:24 AM  
pu·sil·lan·i·mous
ˌpyoosəˈlanəməs/
adjective
showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.
 
2017-09-08 06:22:11 AM  
Paul Ryan's not a star.  They only let you do it when you're a star
 
2017-09-08 07:07:30 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: fusillade762: Farking Clown Shoes: He always leaves out spine day at the gym.

He's probably tearily pumping iron right now.

He's tearily pumping something. But it ain't iron.


He's noodling?

/ergh
 
2017-09-08 07:08:48 AM  
Cyberbullied? What political figure has ever put on their resignation: "Cyberbullied. Can't take it any more. Spend more time with wife and family etc."
 
2017-09-08 07:09:54 AM  
Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.
 
2017-09-08 07:11:56 AM  

Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.


This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are
 
2017-09-08 07:21:43 AM  

Naido: Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.

This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are


Which is the real evil of gerrymandering.  It gives power to the fanatics who vote in primaries, and thus encourages extremism.
 
2017-09-08 07:38:20 AM  

Shaggy_C: "Why can't Paul Ryan be a man and say 'He's treated me like crap. He's cyberbullied me. You know, I bit my tongue when he did things that were racist and misogynist but I'm done with that. I'm going to speak my mind,' "

Because when I think of being 'manly,' the first thing that comes to mind is tear-filled whinging about cyberbullying and how offended you are.  Do that and Trump would just call him a nu-male cuck.


Then how about Ryan cowboys the f*ck up and calls out Republican President Donald Trump for being the ridiculous twat that he's aways been?

I don't get how Ryan comes out the other end of this as a hero and the "savior of the party" when he's spent a year or more with his nose up Trump's ass.
 
2017-09-08 07:38:50 AM  

Army dude: I love listening to Nicole's take on the issues. Also, she's nice to look at.


Yes I'm quite smitten with her as well. She's my free pass.
 
2017-09-08 07:39:02 AM  

Naido: Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.

This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are


This is no way to run a country.
 
2017-09-08 07:51:55 AM  

harleyquinnical: Naido: Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.

This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are

This is no way to run a country.


It's not about running a country, it's about winning elections.
 
2017-09-08 07:54:21 AM  

Flappyhead: harleyquinnical: Naido: Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.

This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are

This is no way to run a country.

It's not about running a country, it's about winning elections.


Once you accept the premise that the other team is evil and represents a mortal threat to the country, you can justify pretty much anything
 
2017-09-08 07:54:55 AM  
Yes.
 
2017-09-08 07:59:01 AM  

Naido: Ghastly: Because as long as Trump maintains his 20% of the GOP base he can end Ryan's career with a tweet. That's why they're all scared of him.

This ties in nearly to the gerrymandering story above.  None of these guys are worried about losing to the opposition party, they're worried about being overtaken by Republicans who are even crazier than they are


Republicans have already hit "shiathouse rat", they are now afraid of the "burn this mother down" psychos.
 
2017-09-08 07:59:07 AM  
"It's true. This man has no penis."
 
2017-09-08 09:00:42 AM  
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Perhaps he is backing Vicente Fox for president.
 
2017-09-08 10:07:28 AM  

Army dude: I love listening to Nicole's take on the issues. Also, she's nice to look at.


Agreed. I wasn't to enthusiastic about her when she first started making appearance on MSNBC shows, but I like her quite a bit now.
 
2017-09-08 10:20:02 AM  
I'd grab her Republican pussy....!

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2017-09-08 03:27:42 PM  
Party>Country
Victory>Party

/and seriously, balls are SO much more fragile and weak than pussies
 
2017-09-08 05:55:16 PM  
I know she's a Republican, but she seems principled and reasonable.  She's the kind of conservative I'm happy to listen to, even on things we disagree on.

Also, she's pretty hot.
 
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