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(Fauquier)   Wife of Trump Organization's ethics attorney arrested for having a tryst with an inmate. Which makes sense, since clearly her husband is a figment of her imagination   ( fauquier.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Teresa Jo Burchfield, George W. Bush, Fauquier County, sheriff's office, inmate, inmate trustee, Fauquier County jail, 23-year-old inmate  
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2495 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Sep 2017 at 9:07 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-07 04:55:18 PM  
That story should end with .... The Aristocrats.
 
2017-09-07 05:04:04 PM  
MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.
 
2017-09-07 05:21:39 PM  

Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.


He was in prison sooooooo might be both, actually
 
2017-09-07 06:47:40 PM  
The best people, and their spouses.
 
2017-09-07 08:10:11 PM  
You'd be seeking companionship if you were married to a Dipping Bird set up over a button marked "GRIFT"
 
2017-09-07 09:12:37 PM  

Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.


Jail inmate. Beggars can't be choosers.
 
2017-09-07 09:14:02 PM  
"The Sheriff's Office declined to identify the inmate or describe his connection to Burchfield. "

Any bets on him being black?
 
2017-09-07 09:15:11 PM  
Her talents may pay off if the Trump gang go to jail foe treason.
 
2017-09-07 09:21:32 PM  
That's good for 50, especially if the last thing you had sex with was a pillow.
 
2017-09-07 09:27:41 PM  
Pussy grabbed.  Mission Accomplished.
 
2017-09-07 09:29:19 PM  

Bslim: "The Sheriff's Office declined to identify the inmate or describe his connection to Burchfield. "

Any bets on him being black?


Wait, I think I've seen this before on Brazzers?
 
2017-09-07 09:30:10 PM  

Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.


She was in a position of absolute authority over him--that makes it rape.  Given the temporary nature of incarceration in jail it is likely that she has quite the chain of rape victims, with the position being passed from one trustee to the next in a virtual unbroken chain of authoritarian sexual abuse.
 
2017-09-07 09:36:46 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.

She was in a position of absolute authority over him--that makes it rape.  Given the temporary nature of incarceration in jail it is likely that she has quite the chain of rape victims, with the position being passed from one trustee to the next in a virtual unbroken chain of authoritarian sexual abuse.


Came to say this. You can't have a "tryst" with an inmate if you're employed to work with them in some capacity. They can't consent to sex, not even with each other.
 
2017-09-07 09:42:36 PM  
FAKE NEWS ORGASM!
 
2017-09-07 09:45:38 PM  

cwheelie: FAKE NEWS ORGASM!


Yeah, I faked it now and then.  What are you going to do Mr. Smarty Orange Jumpsuit?
 
2017-09-07 09:49:29 PM  
Tonya Harding clearly has too much time on her hands
 
2017-09-07 09:51:08 PM  
Never thought I'd see those two words in a headline
 
2017-09-07 09:55:14 PM  

Jingo Ate Your Baby: They can't consent to sex, not even with each other.


I don't think prisoners worry too much about consent when it's with each other.
 
2017-09-07 09:56:39 PM  

Sydney Bridges: Never thought I'd see those two words in a headline


"Trump" and "ethics"?
 
2017-09-07 10:00:08 PM  
Trump has a ethics attorney?
 
2017-09-07 10:17:00 PM  
Every Trump story should end with .... The Aristocrats.
 
2017-09-07 10:20:35 PM  

GodsTumor: Bslim: "The Sheriff's Office declined to identify the inmate or describe his connection to Burchfield. "

Any bets on him being black?

Wait, I think I've seen this before on Brazzers?


Been the main plot in every Evil Angel video series since the early 1990s.
 
2017-09-07 10:38:31 PM  
Bottom of the swamp.
 
2017-09-07 10:40:00 PM  
The Fauquier Times on fark? I've seen it all.
 
2017-09-07 10:41:44 PM  
This doesn't mean anything, other than that someone who has pledged loyalty to Trump is unhappy, which is good enough for me.
 
2017-09-07 11:05:00 PM  
"She Is an Independent Research Consultant & Has Worked With the FBI, CIA & Defense Contractors Like Booz Allen Hamilton"
http://heavy.com/news/2017/09/teresa-jo-bobby-burchfield-trump-ethics​-​attorney-arrested-prisoner-inmate-fauquier-virginia-mugshot/

"worked with", heh

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2017-09-07 11:39:59 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.

She was in a position of absolute authority over him--that makes it rape.  Given the temporary nature of incarceration in jail it is likely that she has quite the chain of rape victims, with the position being passed from one trustee to the next in a virtual unbroken chain of authoritarian sexual abuse.


She walks the halls & all the inmates look downward, subtly push Eddie to the front where she can see him.
 
2017-09-07 11:43:30 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Rwa2play: MILF?

/looks

Yeah that...either that guy was desperate or he loves 50 year old MILFs.

She was in a position of absolute authority over him--that makes it rape.  Given the temporary nature of incarceration in jail it is likely that she has quite the chain of rape victims, with the position being passed from one trustee to the next in a virtual unbroken chain of authoritarian sexual abuse.


There's always a lookout.  His job is to yell the warning when she's coming.
"COUGAR! GGrRRNTT COUGAR!"
 
2017-09-08 12:03:34 AM  

thorpe: "She Is an Independent Research Consultant & Has Worked With the FBI, CIA & Defense Contractors Like Booz Allen Hamilton"
http://heavy.com/news/2017/09/teresa-jo-bobby-burchfield-trump-ethics-​attorney-arrested-prisoner-inmate-fauquier-virginia-mugshot/

"worked with", heh

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Hehe poor little fella
 
2017-09-08 12:07:49 AM  
"Trump organization ethics"

I know those words individually. I just don't understand how they work together.
 
2017-09-08 12:09:27 AM  
The inmate's birthday coincides with when she last changed hairstyles.
 
2017-09-08 12:36:39 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: She was in a position of absolute authority over him--that makes it rape.  Given the temporary nature of incarceration in jail it is likely that she has quite the chain of rape victims, with the position being passed from one trustee to the next in a virtual unbroken chain of authoritarian sexual abuse.


Were ... were you masturbating when you wrote that?
 
2017-09-08 12:44:14 AM  
ethics
Youtube sXQ940YSD2A
 
2017-09-08 12:45:46 AM  
Wait wait wait ... 53 year old women still have sex?
 
2017-09-08 12:59:01 AM  

AeAe: Wait wait wait ... 53 year old women still have sex?


Your mom and I agreed that she would discuss this with you
 
2017-09-08 01:17:52 AM  

AeAe: Wait wait wait ... 53 year old women still have sex?


Well, not with you, obviously.
 
2017-09-08 01:33:16 AM  
Wow, even the women in this group can't stop abusing their power for the sake of being sexually inappropriate.
 
2017-09-08 03:21:56 AM  

AeAe: Wait wait wait ... 53 year old women still have sex?


Only when they're bringing home a "present" for their Conservative hubbies.
 
2017-09-08 04:11:30 AM  
JFC these people. I hope he was black and her cucked husband feels extra humiliated.
 
2017-09-08 07:16:13 AM  

thorpe: "She Is an Independent Research Consultant & Has Worked With the FBI, CIA & Defense Contractors Like Booz Allen Hamilton"
http://heavy.com/news/2017/09/teresa-jo-bobby-burchfield-trump-ethics-​attorney-arrested-prisoner-inmate-fauquier-virginia-mugshot/

"worked with", heh

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The 80s called.

The hotter women have ditched the hairspray.

/off to GIS Lea Thompson and Susanna Hoffs
 
2017-09-08 09:00:23 AM  
So Bobby R. Burchfield is a cuck.
 
2017-09-08 10:49:12 AM  

thorpe: "She Is an Independent Research Consultant & Has Worked With the FBI, CIA & Defense Contractors Like Booz Allen Hamilton"
http://heavy.com/news/2017/09/teresa-jo-bobby-burchfield-trump-ethics-​attorney-arrested-prisoner-inmate-fauquier-virginia-mugshot/

"worked with", heh

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Trump's ethics lawyer is Joe Pesci?
 
2017-09-08 11:11:37 AM  
Anyone who is an "ethics attorney" for the Trump organization should be an inmate himself.
 
2017-09-08 11:37:20 AM  

feckingmorons: That story should end with .... The Aristocrats.


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2017-09-08 12:44:58 PM  
Oh, this is simply delicious.  This is a Beltway Bandit couple deeply entrenched with the Who's Who in the Republican party, living out in Deep Red McLean, VA.  Living in a $1.8M mansion, and their daughter went to the same private school that Barron "Expert on the Cyber" Trump is attending.  Wife gets caught taking it from a prison inmate (good chance he's a minority), while she's collecting a paycheck from the prison system as a "consultant".

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Can't wait for the follow-up articles on how they're gonna try and wriggle outta this one.
 
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