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(The Hill)   Donald Jr. says he took that Russian meeting to judge Clinton's "fitness." Adding, "Dad totally did not make me say this"   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Bill Clinton, Trump Jr., Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democratic Party, Barack Obama, President of the United States, Vladimir Putin, Trump Donald John  
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2017-09-07 02:07:25 PM  
Even if you aren't under oath, lying to Congress is a crime.
 
2017-09-07 02:09:56 PM  
Fitness in what?  Doing the triple beam?  TKO of all comers?  Playing raquetball?  What?
 
2017-09-07 02:15:40 PM  
How very altruistic of you, Junior, to make sure you're father's political opponent is fit for the office of the presidency.  Because I'm sure Russians would know that a lot better than anyone else.

/eyeroll
 
2017-09-07 02:17:01 PM  

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2017-09-07 02:18:31 PM  
It's not a very flattering picture he's painting of how dumb he thinks Dad's supporters are.

Of course they'll fall for this tripe.
 
2017-09-07 02:18:40 PM  
So, he lied.
 
2017-09-07 02:20:27 PM  
Dad is gonna throw him under the bus and pretend he never heard of him.
 
2017-09-07 02:22:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: It's not a very flattering picture he's painting of how dumb he thinks Dad's supporters are.

Of course they'll fall for this tripe.


I don't think he's too worried about them at this point; I think he's flailing to get out of going to prison.

Hey, Jr, if you were using this meeting to judge Clinton's "fitness" for office then why did you, in your original reply to the Russians, specifically say that any information they had would be great especially as the election approached?  The story now does not match with your story in the evidence you yourself provided to the world.
 
2017-09-07 02:24:19 PM  
Wait... I thought it was all about "adoptions."
 
2017-09-07 02:24:58 PM  
Hope he sees criminal charges for this and for lying about it.
 
2017-09-07 02:25:17 PM  
So this is, what, the 8th time they've changed their story, which started with "we never met with any Russians at all" ? But sure, the "Russia thing" is totally made up by the Democrats who are sore losers.
 
2017-09-07 02:30:12 PM  
"For the good of our country, I, Donald Trump Jr., met with Russian operatives in order to verify that Hillary Clinton was fit to hold the office of President of the United States. If that is a crime to be such a patriot, well then, I am guilty!"
 
2017-09-07 02:32:57 PM  
Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?
 
2017-09-07 02:33:10 PM  
DT Jr is all about fitness. Fit'n his foot, and the entire leg it's attached to, in his mouth.
 
2017-09-07 02:36:09 PM  
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2017-09-07 02:37:22 PM  

Clutch2013: Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?


Because he knows just how dumb he is?
 
2017-09-07 02:37:52 PM  

Clutch2013: Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?


Alternate facts
 
2017-09-07 02:38:56 PM  
Keep talking, chump.
 
2017-09-07 02:43:43 PM  
Obviously they were hoping to adopt Clinton so they could make her fit enough to be president.
 
2017-09-07 02:44:41 PM  
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2017-09-07 03:02:25 PM  
maybe he's working with elon musk to create a really deep hyperloop tunnel?
 
2017-09-07 03:03:18 PM  
Because when I want to judge the fitness of anyone, I turn to the first russian person I see.

totes legit.
 
2017-09-07 03:03:51 PM  

gilgigamesh: Keep talking, chump.


Lawyers say that a lot, don't they?
 
2017-09-07 03:04:02 PM  

FlashHarry: Wait... I thought it was all about "adoptions."


It's about ethics in adoption (lie) policies.
 
2017-09-07 03:04:38 PM  
It didn't happen, but it was about adoptions, but it actually was about determining Hillary's fitness, and soon it will have really been the annual meeting of the Mr. Belvedere fan club.
 
2017-09-07 03:04:59 PM  
Why does he get to call him, "Dad" when Ivanka has to call him, "Daddy"?
 
2017-09-07 03:05:11 PM  
Ooooo i see....he went undercover in a way to find this malfeasence?  So he was secret undercover and really working for the Feds?

He's wit yoo.

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2017-09-07 03:06:30 PM  
A president having to pardon his own son will be a thing to behold.
 
2017-09-07 03:06:42 PM  
I wonder if we'll see a certain FARKer, who was ~certain~ that DT/Russia would be completely out of the news, by August 13th, make an appearance in this thread.

I sort of have my doubts.
 
2017-09-07 03:07:22 PM  

LarryDan43: Why does he get to call him, "Dad" when Ivanka has to call him, "Daddy"?


With the lights on or off?
 
2017-09-07 03:07:51 PM  
I forget, is this one American Psycho or Retarded Vampire?
 
2017-09-07 03:07:55 PM  
Jr is no more believable than D2S in any regard.
 
2017-09-07 03:08:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: It's not a very flattering picture he's painting of how dumb he thinks Dad's supporters are.

Of course they'll fall for this tripe.


Accurate, but not flattering.
 
2017-09-07 03:08:57 PM  
This is downright splendid news. The more he and his dad talk about this, the more they'll fark up and incriminate themselves, because apparently they think they're still talking about state prosecutors looking to fine them over mob ties and real-estate shenanigans rather than shiat that could end with impeachment proceedings and forced asset liquidation.
 
2017-09-07 03:08:58 PM  

sparks2021: I forget, is this one American Psycho or Retarded Vampire?


I was going to ask whether it was Douchebag van farkface or Thurston shiatbag III
 
2017-09-07 03:09:07 PM  

Clutch2013: Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?


Grading on the curve.
 
2017-09-07 03:09:39 PM  
Who the fark does he think he is Jack Lalanne?
 
2017-09-07 03:09:51 PM  

Clutch2013: Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?


Eric knows when to keep his mouth shut
 
2017-09-07 03:10:06 PM  
For a family that has so much experience with organized crime, they've picked up very little about how to keep their mouths shut.
 
2017-09-07 03:10:10 PM  
Why didn't they just set up an appointment for Hillary with Dr. Harold Bornstein?  He could have compared her fitness to that of the healthiest person to ever be elected to office.
 
2017-09-07 03:10:27 PM  
Damn, the Russians are good at finding the useful idiots to go after, aren't they?
 
2017-09-07 03:10:47 PM  

Iowan73: Clutch2013: Christ, how the f*ck can Eric be the smart one?

Grading on the curve.


You sure it's not a asymptote?
 
2017-09-07 03:10:51 PM  

sparks2021: I forget, is this one American Psycho or Retarded Vampire?


It's American Psycho. Retarded Vampire will probably come out clean because nobody bothers to involve him in anything.
 
2017-09-07 03:10:51 PM  

FlashHarry: Even if you aren't under oath, lying to Congress is a crime.


When a Trump is involved, you might as well say that breathing in front of congress is a crime.

That family lies with such ease and so frequently that it is amazing to watch.
 
2017-09-07 03:12:19 PM  
Yeah, you're farked, homie.

And D2S as well.
 
2017-09-07 03:12:23 PM  
You've had several weeks, and that's the best you can come up with? Pathetic.

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2017-09-07 03:13:02 PM  

sparks2021: I forget, is this one American Psycho or Retarded Vampire?


Well he sleeps in a short yellow coffin, so I guess either one works.
 
2017-09-07 03:13:15 PM  
You're not under oath but will you admit that you have a very punchable face?
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2017-09-07 03:13:17 PM  
None of these chucklefarks are good at anything, it is amazing what being born rich can do for farking morons.
 
2017-09-07 03:13:20 PM  
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