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(Boing Boing)   This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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2017-09-07 02:23:51 PM  
And if there's anyone that knows "crazy," it's Dennis Rodman.
 
2017-09-07 02:47:18 PM  
I pity the folks that have to parse this era in some sort of future historical context.
 
2017-09-07 02:52:03 PM  
piss-tapes at dawn
 
2017-09-07 05:19:17 PM  
So they get drunk and sing Rocket Man all night?
 
2017-09-07 05:29:32 PM  
full-time tackle-box face

I likes me a nicely turned phrase.
 
2017-09-07 05:53:55 PM  
So is he going to join best Korea?
 
2017-09-07 05:57:03 PM  
Well Rodman is half right. Trump is crazy and I hope anyone who voted for him dies a horrible screamingly painful deatg
 
2017-09-07 05:57:36 PM  
All three of them are guano-loco.
 
2017-09-07 05:57:55 PM  

groppet: So is he going to join best Korea?


Actually I think he already has.
 
2017-09-07 05:59:12 PM  
You couldn't script this stuff

This is the most interesting year in my life.
 
2017-09-07 05:59:43 PM  
oh please.. rodman is a gov agent
 
2017-09-07 06:01:54 PM  

kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent


But which government?
 
2017-09-07 06:04:15 PM  

NeoCortex42: kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent

But which government?


The one with the fat and homocidally insane president who has a major superiority complex.
 
2017-09-07 06:05:07 PM  

kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent


More like a KAOS agent. Rodman is so stupid, Agent 86 ought to be able to catch him without any effort at all.
 
2017-09-07 06:05:54 PM  
Maybe Dennis Rodman could bridge the gap between Trump and Kim Jong un. You laugh, but here is Dennis Rodman's brain.

img.fark.net

He has special skills. After all, he farked Madonna. I think he could do the job.
 
2017-09-07 06:08:12 PM  

Albert911emt: kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent

More like a KAOS agent. Rodman is so stupid, Agent 86 ought to be able to catch him without any effort at all.


Agent 86 99ought to be able to catch him without any effort at all.

FTFY
 
2017-09-07 06:08:17 PM  
can we just trade rodman to north korea for a dissident to be named later?
 
2017-09-07 06:09:52 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I pity the folks that have to parse this era in some sort of future historical context.


Assuming there will be a future era where someone will be around to parse this at all.  Brave!
 
2017-09-07 06:10:52 PM  
Well, I just got my SHTF armor today so lets do this.
 
2017-09-07 06:11:23 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I pity the folks that have to parse this era in some sort of future historical context.


hmm..nero..caligula..

maybe not so hard after all.
 
2017-09-07 06:13:49 PM  

King Something: NeoCortex42: kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent

But which government?

The one with the fat and homocidally insane president who has a major superiority complex.


Do you mean the one with stupid hair, and who owes all his success to his father?
 
2017-09-07 06:14:13 PM  
i.pinimg.comTackle box face
 
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2017-09-07 06:15:01 PM  
So I was at a con last weekend, and ran into a random pair of cosplayers... a very tall black man with a basketball and blinking LED earrings, and a very short Asian man in a suit with a Best Korea flag. It took a minute to realize they were together and had planned the costumes that way, and then we all cracked up.
 
2017-09-07 06:16:01 PM  
My question is this: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis think that Dennis Rodman is an important, influential figure in the United States? Why does he entertain this guy and who cares?
 
2017-09-07 06:17:17 PM  
Sure, why not?  The universe has been set to "farking weird" at least since Trump was elected.
 
2017-09-07 06:18:53 PM  

kvinesknows: oh please.. rodman is a gov agent


Or a space alien (confirmed at the end of the first Men in Black movie).
 
2017-09-07 06:20:20 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis


I'm sorry, but everyone using these kids of descriptives need to start being more specific as I can no longer tell which one you are talking about.
 
2017-09-07 06:23:52 PM  
In some interstellar encyclopedia, the entry on humans contains lists of objective strengths and weaknesses. Right near the top of the latter list is our obsession with the pointless crap that comes out of the mouths of sports stars and actors.
 
2017-09-07 06:25:19 PM  

uberalice: Chinesenookiefactory: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis

I'm sorry, but everyone using these kids of descriptives need to start being more specific as I can no longer tell which one you are talking about.


* The North Korean Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis
 
2017-09-07 06:26:31 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: My question is this: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis think that Dennis Rodman is Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, or Ted Nugent are an important, influential figure in the United States? Why does he entertain this guy them and who cares?

 
2017-09-07 06:26:34 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I pity the folks that have to parse this era in some sort of future historical context.


Actually, it makes you wonder if every era was this chock full of nuts (possibly even more nuts) and most of it just didn't filter down through the historical records.

I'm guessing that in a past where audio-visual recording was not possible, the majority of people behaved even more crazy-go-nuts than they do today.
 
2017-09-07 06:32:59 PM  

AquaTatanka: Chinesenookiefactory: My question is this: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis think that Dennis Rodman is Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, or Ted Nugent are an important, influential figure in the United States? Why does he entertain this guy them and who cares?


Have any of them actually travelled there?
 
2017-09-07 06:38:34 PM  

uberalice: Chinesenookiefactory: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis

I'm sorry, but everyone using these kids of descriptives need to start being more specific as I can no longer tell which one you are talking about.


Also, you should look for a Cheeto or orange-faced reference.
 
2017-09-07 06:40:45 PM  
It's one supremely farked-up world when Dennis Rodman is the sane one.
 
2017-09-07 06:47:17 PM  
You know it's bad when this freak show is calling Trump crazy.  The pot doesn't recognize the kettle.
 
2017-09-07 06:51:23 PM  

tedthebellhopp: Well, I just got my SHTF armor today so lets do this.


Is it made out of lead?
 
2017-09-07 06:54:36 PM  

Barfmaker: full-time tackle-box face

I likes me a nicely turned phrase.


Ditto. I snerted.
 
2017-09-07 07:08:30 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I pity the folks that have to parse this era in some sort of future historical context.


"Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All-Star and possibly the last man who can stop the North Korean nuclear threat..."
 
2017-09-07 07:08:49 PM  

Barfmaker: full-time tackle-box face

I likes me a nicely turned phrase.


He was chasing a fart through a junk bin.
 
2017-09-07 07:21:30 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: AquaTatanka: Chinesenookiefactory: My question is this: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis think that Dennis Rodman is Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, or Ted Nugent are an important, influential figure in the United States? Why does he entertain this guy them and who cares?

Have any of them actually travelled there?


Did you miss the joke?
 
2017-09-07 07:26:09 PM  
Its crazy, but Ridman has more face time with Kim.  And frankly, neither he or Trump are really well trained for this.  Lets see what rodman has to say.
 
2017-09-07 07:26:30 PM  
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fark Dennis Rodman, what we need now is Metta World Peace.
 
2017-09-07 07:28:36 PM  

fireclown: Its crazy, but Ridman has more face time with Kim.  And frankly, neither he or Trump are really well trained for this.  Lets see what rodman has to say.


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I don't hate Rodman for this. Jokes aside he's not going to cause any problems, I believe it can help bring the two countries to the table.
 
2017-09-07 07:31:42 PM  

uber humper: [img.fark.net image 180x291]

fark Dennis Rodman, what we need now is Metta World Peace.


It has come to this.  For FSM, Between Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Artest... Artest might be the sanest and most stable.  what the f*ck?
 
2017-09-07 07:34:17 PM  
Pretty sad that reality is becoming so warped a cult-cartoon can "predict" geopolitics from 2017

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2017-09-07 07:34:28 PM  
Rodman was on Celebrity Apprentice so he'd probably know just how crazy Trump really can be.
 
2017-09-07 07:51:27 PM  
This cannot be said clearly enough.

Stop.  Giving.  This.  Asshole,.  Press.
 
2017-09-07 07:59:56 PM  
Rodman is becoming Democrat Trump.
 
2017-09-07 08:02:21 PM  

durbnpoisn: This cannot be said clearly enough.

Stop.  Giving.  This.  Asshole,.  Press.


He's the president, they aren't going to just ignore stuff he does.
 
2017-09-07 08:06:06 PM  

uberalice: Chinesenookiefactory: Does Dear Leader FattyMcTinypenis

I'm sorry, but everyone using these kids of descriptives need to start being more specific as I can no longer tell which one you are talking about.


The fat egotist with the minuscule penis, rumpled, ill-fitting suit and ridiculous hair who lives to hear deluded crowds chant his praise and is sitting on nuclear weapons much to the terror of the sane world. That one.
 
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