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2017-09-06 05:04:49 PM  
Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.
 
2017-09-06 05:16:21 PM  
I'm gonna take a nap.

Page me if anything exciting happens, like the pee tape leaks.
 
2017-09-06 05:22:15 PM  
Just keep that orange-faced shiatgibbon south of the border, thank you very much.
 
2017-09-06 05:22:54 PM  

gopher321: Just keep that orange-faced shiatgibbon south of the border, thank you very much.


He's already one state too close to me for comfort :(
 
2017-09-06 05:29:14 PM  
With everything bad going on you could say

*dons sunglasses*

it's Irmageddon
 
2017-09-06 05:31:10 PM  

Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.


Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

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2017-09-06 05:35:41 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]


Incest is best, put your family to the test!

/Don't put your family to the test
 
2017-09-06 05:35:54 PM  
(sticks small pink snoot out from under the bed)

I'm getting a touch of cabin fever and ought to go wander around outside for a bit.
 
2017-09-06 05:37:44 PM  
The FB news, combined with the video in this BBC article, gives me hope in a twisted way. At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy nut, I have to say, all the revelations in the past week have felt like unrelated puzzle pieces, and now the bigger picture (with verifiable facts) is starting to come into focus. If it is what it looks to be shaping up to be:

media3.giphy.comView Full Size


/not crazy
//I swear
///ok, maybe a little, but aren't we all?
 
2017-09-06 05:50:27 PM  
hullo all!

whither_apophis: With everything bad going on you could say

*dons sunglasses*

it's Irmageddon


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NO! BAD WHITHER, BAD!
 
2017-09-06 05:58:04 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]


img.fark.netView Full Size

Has any public figure dropped more 'I want to fark my daughter' innuendo that wasn't actually caught farking their daughter at this point?
 
2017-09-06 05:58:18 PM  
So, now he's backing the Democrat's plan for the debt ceiling and Harvey relief. I've been saying from the beginning that he'd switch parties in a second if he thought he'd get more adulation from the other side.
 
2017-09-06 06:03:09 PM  

ImpendingCynic: So, now he's backing the Democrat's plan for the debt ceiling and Harvey relief. I've been saying from the beginning that he'd switch parties in a second if he thought he'd get more adulation from the other side.


Not likely, what with him deliberately targeting Bama's stuff.

I still have this dire urge to spit giant mucus-laden loogies in his shoes.
 
2017-09-06 06:04:43 PM  
(goes thataway to wander outside, like I said I would)
 
2017-09-06 06:08:21 PM  
Hi all, I'm finally in here early enough, for once. At any rate, that's just to say I'll be popping in and out and trying to catch the first run feed today.
 
2017-09-06 06:10:14 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]

[img.fark.net image 256x188]
Has any public figure dropped more 'I want to fark my daughter' innuendo that wasn't actually caught farking their daughter at this point?


Not to defend the creep, it is possible that some of his incest-sounding quips are actually driven by him not comprehending that his daughter is an adult, not a 5 year old. At least that's what I took away from that quote. It's a weird quirk with narcissists.

...however, the other shiat he spews is definitely pedo/want to fark my daughter crap, which is made worse when you consider it alongside the above behavior.

Ugh. I need a bleach shower after thinking about that enough to write it out.
 
2017-09-06 06:10:36 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]

[img.fark.net image 256x188]
Has any public figure dropped more 'I want to fark my daughter' innuendo that wasn't actually caught farking their daughter at this point?


I just met you
And this is crazy
But you're my daughter
So have my baby

/Please note, I do not have a daughter
//That isn't also my wife
///And my sister as well
 
2017-09-06 06:15:19 PM  

HedlessChickn: Markoff_Cheney: Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

-cut for space-


I just met you
And this is crazy
But you're my daughter
So have my baby

/Please note, I do not have a daughter
//That isn't also my wife
///And my sister as well


This seems like fun...

I just met you
And this is crazy
But you called me daddy
So you know many words. the best words.
 
2017-09-06 06:16:55 PM  
Tax reform. Let me guess. Tax breaks for the poor and middle class to stimulate consumerism as opposed to lowering taxes on people who will just park their money overseas? Good for him.
 
2017-09-06 06:19:40 PM  

Mugato: Tax reform. Let me guess. Tax breaks for the poor and middle class to stimulate consumerism as opposed to lowering taxes on people who will just park their money overseas? Good for him.


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2017-09-06 06:21:59 PM  
sweet jesus, what the fark did Nunez's dumb ass do this farking time???
 
2017-09-06 06:27:54 PM  

elevenhenry: The FB news, combined with the video in this BBC article, gives me hope in a twisted way. At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy nut, I have to say, all the revelations in the past week have felt like unrelated puzzle pieces, and now the bigger picture (with verifiable facts) is starting to come into focus. If it is what it looks to be shaping up to be:

[media3.giphy.com image 240x171]

/not crazy
//I swear
///ok, maybe a little, but aren't we all?


I don't know what's going on.
Morty's home, in a lot of pain. $1469
Went to work, Daughter in law, very needy (not complaining, I just don't have literal time to be answering texts while at work)
Haven't been able to hear any news,

so lost.

Going to try to keep up tonight. Forgive many many question, Everyone.

HI Null, Praise Cheesus, Stickmangrit, Kittypie070, Mugato, Elevenhenry, Markoff_Cheney

And everyone else I forgot!
 
2017-09-06 06:31:59 PM  
wtf happened? A reacharound??
 
2017-09-06 06:32:59 PM  
oh hai Senator Rowlf!
 
2017-09-06 06:35:54 PM  
Oh yeah, I forgot to say Hi to everyone.
Hi everyone.
 
2017-09-06 06:36:22 PM  

Kegovitch: Oh yeah, I forgot to say Hi to everyone.
Hi everyone.


hey kegger!
 
2017-09-06 06:37:13 PM  

kimwim: wtf happened? A reacharound??


Republicans wanted an 18 month continuing resolution that'd carry them through the midterms, and they wanted to do it now while they can tie it to FEMA funding. the Dems wanted a three month to maintain leverage for several fights down the road. the Dems stonewalled, the Repubs dropped it from 18 mo to 6, Dems still stonewalled. then Trumpy decided he was tired of hearing all this shiat, cut off Munchkin mid-sentence and said "fark it, let's go for the three month extention."

Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.
 
2017-09-06 06:40:46 PM  
Hey all, gonna try and stick around for this. Worried sick about one of my closest friends in Miami. I hope he gets his butt out of Dodge, but I'm not sure what he's doing and I don't want to nag him with all that going on. Ugh.

stickmangrit: Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.


Anything that pisses those two off is generally a good thing, but since it came from Two Scoops, I'm torn on actually cheering for the guy. Nope, can't do it.
 
2017-09-06 06:40:59 PM  

stickmangrit: kimwim: wtf happened? A reacharound??

Republicans wanted an 18 month continuing resolution that'd carry them through the midterms, and they wanted to do it now while they can tie it to FEMA funding. the Dems wanted a three month to maintain leverage for several fights down the road. the Dems stonewalled, the Repubs dropped it from 18 mo to 6, Dems still stonewalled. then Trumpy decided he was tired of hearing all this shiat, cut off Munchkin mid-sentence and said "fark it, let's go for the three month extention."

Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.


so the upshot is govt funded til Christmas, clean bill?
 
2017-09-06 06:43:48 PM  

kimwim: stickmangrit: kimwim: wtf happened? A reacharound??

Republicans wanted an 18 month continuing resolution that'd carry them through the midterms, and they wanted to do it now while they can tie it to FEMA funding. the Dems wanted a three month to maintain leverage for several fights down the road. the Dems stonewalled, the Repubs dropped it from 18 mo to 6, Dems still stonewalled. then Trumpy decided he was tired of hearing all this shiat, cut off Munchkin mid-sentence and said "fark it, let's go for the three month extention."

Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.

so the upshot is govt funded til Christmas, clean bill?


seems to be the plan, let's see how many poison pills try and get added between now and a final vote...
 
2017-09-06 06:45:48 PM  

kimwim: stickmangrit: kimwim: wtf happened? A reacharound??

Republicans wanted an 18 month continuing resolution that'd carry them through the midterms, and they wanted to do it now while they can tie it to FEMA funding. the Dems wanted a three month to maintain leverage for several fights down the road. the Dems stonewalled, the Repubs dropped it from 18 mo to 6, Dems still stonewalled. then Trumpy decided he was tired of hearing all this shiat, cut off Munchkin mid-sentence and said "fark it, let's go for the three month extention."

Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.

so the upshot is govt funded til Christmas, clean bill?


Yup, with the added amusement of liftbro commenting that "to play politics with the debt ceiling...I don't think is a good idea". And then we all had a good laugh at his complete and utter lack of self awareness.
 
2017-09-06 06:46:20 PM  

kimwim: Morty's home, in a lot of pain.


poor thing :(
 
2017-09-06 06:54:44 PM  
also, oh hai kim! sorry morty's not feeling well still.

and i'm definitely bailing on the stream once we get to this dumbass dating report. i'll be back in time for Good Chris.

/also, jesus Ari, two nights in a row with bullshiat fluff pieces?
//wth man?
///agitated threes...
 
2017-09-06 06:58:35 PM  
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2017-09-06 07:05:40 PM  
Watching bad Chris, just got back from making supper.

Maddow's going to be on fire.
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Kittypie070: kimwim: Morty's home, in a lot of pain.

poor thing :(


He's a fighter, jumped up onto the settee all by himself!
 
2017-09-06 07:07:56 PM  

elevenhenry: Markoff_Cheney: Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]

[img.fark.net image 256x188]
Has any public figure dropped more 'I want to fark my daughter' innuendo that wasn't actually caught farking their daughter at this point?

Not to defend the creep, it is possible that some of his incest-sounding quips are actually driven by him not comprehending that his daughter is an adult, not a 5 year old. At least that's what I took away from that quote. It's a weird quirk with narcissists.

...however, the other shiat he spews is definitely pedo/want to fark my daughter crap, which is made worse when you consider it alongside the above behavior.

Ugh. I need a bleach shower after thinking about that enough to write it out.


he speaks the same way about half-scoop. He's probably just got dementia and happens to also have pedo urges.
 
2017-09-06 07:09:45 PM  

stickmangrit: kimwim: stickmangrit: kimwim: wtf happened? A reacharound??

Republicans wanted an 18 month continuing resolution that'd carry them through the midterms, and they wanted to do it now while they can tie it to FEMA funding. the Dems wanted a three month to maintain leverage for several fights down the road. the Dems stonewalled, the Repubs dropped it from 18 mo to 6, Dems still stonewalled. then Trumpy decided he was tired of hearing all this shiat, cut off Munchkin mid-sentence and said "fark it, let's go for the three month extention."

Yertle and Liftbro are decidedlyunhappy about this.

so the upshot is govt funded til Christmas, clean bill?

seems to be the plan, let's see how many poison pills try and get added between now and a final vote...


eh, I think it's just a CR, so it's unlikely to get junk tossed in.
 
2017-09-06 07:15:39 PM  

kimwim: Watching bad Chris, just got back from making supper.

Maddow's going to be on fire.
[img.fark.net image 850x850]Kittypie070: kimwim: Morty's home, in a lot of pain.

poor thing :(

He's a fighter, jumped up onto the settee all by himself!


That looks awesome... what is it?
 
2017-09-06 07:17:11 PM  
tortolini, cream sauce w peas and bacon. oh and a lobster
 
2017-09-06 07:18:06 PM  
Ha!

It just took me 4? 5? months to figure out the r and the d are red and blue because of the colors.


Ooooo INcest!
 
2017-09-06 07:18:28 PM  
You won the election, get the fark over it already!
 
2017-09-06 07:26:27 PM  

kimwim: You won the election, get the fark over it already!


To whom are you speaking?

j/k

and YAY INCEST!!!!

\o/
 
2017-09-06 07:30:16 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Anastacya: Hallo all, I truly hope that everyone had a good day.

I just saw some of Two Scoop's speech in NoDak where he said that the Dakotas are better off in a drought than being in a hurricane. Classy, playing off two completely different weather phenomenons against each other.

I can't bring myself to watch anymore of that, though. His voice grates me like nothing I've known.

Speaking of NoDak, some cringy incesty moments there

[img.fark.net image 425x430]


I just saw that in MSNBC. Vomit. He is beyond gross.

 Also, why are we paying for Ivanka to travel to North Dakota? Or does she fly for free on AF1 if she sits in Donald's lap for the whole trip?
 
2017-09-06 07:39:36 PM  
this guy looks good
 
2017-09-06 07:42:32 PM  
Just started watching livenewson.

I had it rewinded half an hour.

Who was that beautiful lady with the dark brown or black hair?

She stopped my breath for a moment.
 
2017-09-06 07:42:41 PM  
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

If Trump jumps on emergency response and aid to areas where he owns property super fast compared to, say, Harvey response, do you think a) the press will make a huge stink about it, b) the people of Texas will believe the press, and c) if they do believe the press, that they would actually vote Trump out?
 
2017-09-06 07:43:14 PM  
Personally I'm shocked the article about government contractors and lobbyists paying $200K each to join Trump's golf clubs to gain access to the Prez isn't a bigger deal.

Two-thirds (of at least 71) played on one of the 58 days the president was there, according to scores they posted online.

It helps to know that there is a previous article noting Trump personally pockets new member fees.  Something an analyst thought very unusual.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/artic​l​e159988019.html
In 2004, Trump had access to nearly $100 million from refundable fees from members at just four clubs, including Mar-a-Lago, the resort in Palm Beach, Fla. that Trump has dubbed the Winter White House, according to a personal financial statement written by his accountant that year

"It's definitely unusual," said Jay Karen, CEO of the National Golf Course Owners Association, who has been in the golf club business for two decades. "It certainly reflects a clever and shrewd way to raise capital."
 
2017-09-06 07:48:25 PM  
Dinner is simmering on the stove, so yay. Let's see what's on the news cycle....

*braces self*
 
2017-09-06 07:49:20 PM  
no!!!! that instantly makes you a lame duck right day 1!!!
 
2017-09-06 07:50:54 PM  
6 > 1
 
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