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(The Smoking Gun)   Couple arrested for cheesy behavior at Cheddars   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Sexual intercourse, Calloway, Derek Calloway, Human sexuality, Human sexual behavior, hard-core sexual conduct, multiple criminal charges, Marriage  
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2017-09-06 04:01:48 AM  
engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl's department store

Does a department store dressing room count as "in public"?

Also: (CSB time) I had sex with an ex in a porn store wank booth once when were were both living with our parents. We didn't notice fast enough when the time ran out and the door unlocked, some guy almost walked in on us. When we left he was standing in the shadows at the end of the hall.

/csb
 
2017-09-06 04:58:31 AM  
A bit runny.
 
2017-09-06 06:04:35 AM  
Liz Phair and Fred Durst?
 
2017-09-06 08:11:45 AM  
img.fark.net

What a Home Depot logo might look like.
 
2017-09-06 08:11:47 AM  
Well, so far I'm coming up empty in pictures or videos.

But, I'll keep trying
 
2017-09-06 08:17:55 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Liz Phair and Fred Durst?


I wish I could get Liz Phair, Shirley Manson, and  Lisa Loeb to come to my place...
 
2017-09-06 08:22:18 AM  

fruitloop: [img.fark.net image 250x250]

What a Home Depot logo might look like.


i.pinimg.com

Management approves.
 
2017-09-06 08:22:23 AM  
$1000 a month?
Dude, do you even porn?
... or
You're porning it wrong.
 
2017-09-06 08:23:31 AM  
It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
Youtube KkQydoiDY28
 
2017-09-06 08:24:37 AM  

Zero Exponent: $1000 a month?
Dude, do you even porn?
... or
You're porning it wrong.


With so much porn available free, it's a wonder any money is made anymore.
 
2017-09-06 08:27:29 AM  
All he wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to him!
 
2017-09-06 08:27:48 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Well, so far I'm coming up empty in pictures or videos.

But, I'll keep trying


She goes by MayvenDoll.

/rattles tip jar
//with one hand
///not really, stuck at work
 
2017-09-06 08:28:41 AM  
After Jonesboro cops were tipped that Sessions was recording "public hard-core sexual conduct," they reviewed one of her videos and determined that explicit acts were being performed in public.

I bet they reviewed it more than once.
/Giggity
//I can fap to that
///thatssomefinepolicework.jpg
 
2017-09-06 08:30:08 AM  
Nothing in a Burger King bathroom?
 
2017-09-06 08:33:58 AM  
Penalty is way too harsh for "the crimes".
 
2017-09-06 08:35:46 AM  
The cookie monster works every time.
 
2017-09-06 08:36:29 AM  
Well that'll be a fun jury to sit on.
 
2017-09-06 08:37:13 AM  
Smegma.
 
2017-09-06 08:43:14 AM  
cdn.meme.am
 
2017-09-06 08:45:16 AM  
Sex your shiat up where ever you want...except the food places.  Keep your nasty bullshiat out of the farking restaurants.  People eat food there.  Also, i thought people wised up when one chick got busted at the college library.  The blond, not the brunette with the sweats.
 
2017-09-06 08:46:01 AM  
I hope they both get off.
 
2017-09-06 08:47:34 AM  

Rihlsul: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Well, so far I'm coming up empty in pictures or videos.

But, I'll keep trying

She goes by MayvenDoll.

/rattles tip jar
//with one hand
///not really, stuck at work


I knew someone on Fark would have that info.
She looks like fun.
 
2017-09-06 08:48:01 AM  
Of course some uptight diner had to squeal and make a big deal out of it.
 
2017-09-06 08:50:29 AM  
Can they actually press charges for this? Don't they have to catch them in the act otherwise they could say it was on a sound stage or something.
 
2017-09-06 08:53:54 AM  
...charging them with nine felonies ...Sessions and Calloway--parents to two young children--face a maximum of six years in prison on each count.

Was the prospect of 54 years in prison and losing your kids worth the $1,000 a month?
 
2017-09-06 08:54:39 AM  

fusillade762: engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl's department store

Does a department store dressing room count as "in public"?

Also: (CSB time) I had sex with an ex in a porn store wank booth once when were were both living with our parents. We didn't notice fast enough when the time ran out and the door unlocked, some guy almost walked in on us. When we left he was standing in the shadows at the end of the hall.

/csb


Yes, yes it does. In fact, you can be "in public" in your own home. For example if you have a cartoon-style orgy in a room with a giant picture window. Indeed, being visible from the street is all that is required. It doesn't have to be a picture window or giant. A small bathroom window will do if you stand in front of it naked.
 
2017-09-06 08:55:37 AM  

fusillade762: engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl's department store

Does a department store dressing room count as "in public"?


I'm with you on that.  If they can make that count stick, then they can arrest everyone for indecent exposure.  If Kohls doesn't want sex going on, make sure only one person enters.
 
2017-09-06 08:56:18 AM  
That seems excessive.
 
2017-09-06 08:56:43 AM  

almejita: Sex your shiat up where ever you want...except the food places.


img.fark.net

What, she's not allowed to eat?
 
2017-09-06 08:57:40 AM  
I am a big fan of British humourist and MP, A.P. Herbert. Next to Will Cuppy, he is one of the most informative satirists and jokers of which I know. He is my literary hero, idol, model, inspiration, if you prefer.

It is possible to be very drole using or abusing just the facts. Theologians, judges, lawyers, and many other professionals of the written or spoken word prove this daily.
 
2017-09-06 08:58:14 AM  
The only people I've met from Truman Arkansas have all been tweakers.
 
2017-09-06 08:58:51 AM  

brantgoose: fusillade762: engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl's department store

Does a department store dressing room count as "in public"?

Also: (CSB time) I had sex with an ex in a porn store wank booth once when were were both living with our parents. We didn't notice fast enough when the time ran out and the door unlocked, some guy almost walked in on us. When we left he was standing in the shadows at the end of the hall.

/csb

Yes, yes it does. In fact, you can be "in public" in your own home. For example if you have a cartoon-style orgy in a room with a giant picture window. Indeed, being visible from the street is all that is required. It doesn't have to be a picture window or giant. A small bathroom window will do if you stand in front of it naked.


Your version implies being seen.  If someone can see you in a closed changing room, they would be violating privacy by either setting up a camera of their own, or standing on a ladder to see over the wall.  There isn't any windows on changing rooms.  If you're using changing rooms made of glass, that's your choice to shop there.
 
2017-09-06 09:03:54 AM  

Carn: That seems excessive.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-06 09:06:14 AM  
Also Truman is the fourth most dangerous city in arkansas.  According to this article
 
2017-09-06 09:06:19 AM  
Fark the law.
I am getting so tired of people going to jail for the most stupid things.
"OMG they did the sex in public.OFF TO JAIL"
"OMG they have the evil weed. OFF TO JAIL"
"OMG they have drugs. OFF TO JAIL"
"Well we have tons of evidence that they murdered and raped a young girl, but not really enough
to convict them. I mean they didn't confess.It's just Circumstantial. Cold case."
"OMG he said he had a gun permit and a gun and I asked him to get his license. I mean of course I
had to shoot him"
I am so tired of this Sh*t.
FARK THE LAW.
Do I sound angry to you?
 
2017-09-06 09:07:58 AM  

idrow: ...charging them with nine felonies ...Sessions and Calloway--parents to two young children--face a maximum of six years in prison on each count.

Was the prospect of 54 years in prison and losing your kids worth the $1,000 a month?


Is the prospect of imprisoning these two for up to 54 years worth it?  What's the benefit to the rest of us here?  Or do they just deserve to be in a cage, costs be damned?
 
2017-09-06 09:09:46 AM  
img.fark.net

Have her bathed and brought to my tent. He can go back to his Smash Mouth cover band.
 
2017-09-06 09:11:47 AM  
Do we really want to see them engaged in hard core porn acts?  Her maybe, though hard to tell from the pics in the article
 
2017-09-06 09:22:11 AM  

JohnCarter: Do we really want to see them engaged in hard core porn acts?  Her maybe, though hard to tell from the pics in the article
img.fark.net


You do.
 
2017-09-06 09:30:03 AM  
While inside Cheddar's, Calloway also operated "a pair of wireless vibrating panties" worn by his spouse.

Operating wireless vibrating panties is a crime?
 
2017-09-06 09:30:24 AM  
The son of the founder of Cheddars still owes me $25 for a bag of weed.

/csb
 
2017-09-06 09:36:46 AM  
When I think "cheesy" I think show tunes, goofy old T.V. shows, and dad jokes.  I guess I have to shuffle some stuff around so that I can fit public sex acts into that category for some reason.
 
2017-09-06 09:44:18 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I hope they both get off.


I think they did. More than once.
 
2017-09-06 09:46:39 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: idrow: ...charging them with nine felonies ...Sessions and Calloway--parents to two young children--face a maximum of six years in prison on each count.

Was the prospect of 54 years in prison and losing your kids worth the $1,000 a month?

Is the prospect of imprisoning these two for up to 54 years worth it?  What's the benefit to the rest of us here?  Or do they just deserve to be in a cage, costs be damned?


I'd rather see them get a shiat ton of community service, picking up condoms in the park or something like that.  I feel bad for the kids because these two should not be raising them.
 
2017-09-06 09:47:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JohnCarter: Do we really want to see them engaged in hard core porn acts?  Her maybe, though hard to tell from the pics in the article
[img.fark.net image 800x800]

You do.


Very pretty. Too bad she farked it up with ink*.

*This is a personal preference. I don't care if you get inked, it's just that, IMO, it's a shame to deface something that was beautiful to begin with.
 
2017-09-06 09:50:56 AM  

Cortez the Killer: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JohnCarter: Do we really want to see them engaged in hard core porn acts?  Her maybe, though hard to tell from the pics in the article
[img.fark.net image 800x800]

You do.

Very pretty. Too bad she farked it up with ink*.

*This is a personal preference. I don't care if you get inked, it's just that, IMO, it's a shame to deface something that was beautiful to begin with.


Having dated a girl with a knuckle tats (amongst others..., I'm getting a kick out of your reply.

/protip-never date a woman with knuckle tats
 
2017-09-06 09:57:19 AM  

The Soupman Cumeth: Cortez the Killer: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JohnCarter: Do we really want to see them engaged in hard core porn acts?  Her maybe, though hard to tell from the pics in the article
[img.fark.net image 800x800]

You do.

Very pretty. Too bad she farked it up with ink*.

*This is a personal preference. I don't care if you get inked, it's just that, IMO, it's a shame to deface something that was beautiful to begin with.

Having dated a girl with a knuckle tats (amongst others..., I'm getting a kick out of your reply.

/protip-never date a woman with knuckle tats


If you say "knuckle tats" over and over again really fast, it sounds like you're going up-hill on a roller coaster.
 
2017-09-06 10:09:55 AM  
Seems their only crime was living in Arkansas.
 
2017-09-06 10:12:33 AM  
Leg tattoo- check
dbag looking bro with a bandana- check.

sounds 'bout right
 
2017-09-06 10:13:26 AM  

rcain: Seems their only crime was living in Arkansas.


I think that is punishment enough.
 
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