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(The Raw Story)   God offers President Donald J Trump a $28,000,000 insurance check   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-09-05 09:19:30 PM  
He don't own shiat. The banks...American and Saudi and Russian... own everything, including him. He's been living on leverage for thirty years and more. This is going to end up a Greek tragedy, just like Nixon.
Are you not entertained?
 
2017-09-05 09:30:53 PM  
Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.
 
2017-09-06 12:12:41 AM  
If it does get damaged it will be entertaining to watch him tone-deafly play the victim.
 
2017-09-06 12:36:12 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.


It's French soil, not American. Not sure how he could make America pay for a foreign investment.
 
2017-09-06 01:56:22 AM  
Emoluments!
 
2017-09-06 02:04:39 AM  
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2017-09-06 02:15:01 AM  
Let's fly him down there right now.
 
2017-09-06 02:21:29 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.


Since this one is not in an American territory, probably not. Now, Mar-A-Lago? That may be a different story.
 
2017-09-06 02:22:35 AM  

stoli n coke: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

Since this one is not in an American territory, probably not. Now, Mar-A-Lago? That may be a different story.


He may try.. he tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for something..
 
2017-09-06 02:25:27 AM  
Trump: we are going to build the most beautiful wall of sandbags around the property, like the world has ever seen.
 
2017-09-06 02:25:38 AM  

Alphax: stoli n coke: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

Since this one is not in an American territory, probably not. Now, Mar-A-Lago? That may be a different story.

He may try.. he tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for something..


He always tries to give European women something. Usually chlamydia.
 
2017-09-06 02:27:29 AM  

ox45tallboy: Not sure how he could make America pay for a foreign investment.


Me neither but it'll be fun to watch him try...
 
2017-09-06 02:30:36 AM  
I wonder if trump will deploy the US army corp of engineers to save his personal properties from destruction....?
 
2017-09-06 02:31:22 AM  
His family will pray, and the hurricane will swerve away. But what will you godless heathens do, when it hits you because of that?
 
2017-09-06 02:31:25 AM  

ox45tallboy: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

It's French soil, not American. Not sure how he could make America pay for a foreign investment.


Same way he planned to get Mexico to pay for an American wall.
 
2017-09-06 02:32:41 AM  

ox45tallboy: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

It's French soil, not American. Not sure how he could make America pay for a foreign investment.


He'll pass an EO saying that America will have to pay for all of his properties everywhere in addition to letting him collect the insurance. He will also pardon Irma. 1 or 2 Republicans will speak out against it, but not strongly. Paul Ryan will say that he doesn't not know if it was something he would've done and that is all he has to say on the matter. Trumps approval rating will go down one point. Fox News will not report the story, opting to cover the new Hillary bombshell: she only washes her hair every other day
 
2017-09-06 02:50:54 AM  
* does not cover flood damage

/one can hope
 
2017-09-06 02:52:51 AM  

muck1969: * does not cover flood damage

/one can hope


Trump will just have the military re-task engineers on the ground to repair his resort facilities first and then work on salvaging rich people's stuff.  if they've still got money in the budget after all that's done, then maybe they can drive around town and wave the flag for a bit before heading back to dig defensive fortifications around trump's hotels and fight off the howling mobs looking for revenge.
 
2017-09-06 03:12:21 AM  

you are a puppet: ox45tallboy: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

It's French soil, not American. Not sure how he could make America pay for a foreign investment.

He'll pass an EO saying that America will have to pay for all of his properties everywhere in addition to letting him collect the insurance. He will also pardon Irma. 1 or 2 Republicans will speak out against it, but not strongly. Paul Ryan will say that he doesn't not know if it was something he would've done and that is all he has to say on the matter. Trumps approval rating will go down one point. Fox News will not report the story, opting to cover the new Hillary bombshell: she only washes her hair every other day


Right after he signs one saying he now gets THREE scoops of ice cream because he has PTSD due to the destruction of two of his properties.
 
2017-09-06 03:18:35 AM  
I suppose he's quickly having an EO written that any foreign property owned by a president is US soil. It was bought with dirty US money anyways...
 
2017-09-06 04:31:53 AM  

stoli n coke: Alphax: stoli n coke: North_Central_Positronics: Oh, I'm sure he'll bill the government the taxpayers $56M when it gets destroyed.  Grifter's gonna grift.

Since this one is not in an American territory, probably not. Now, Mar-A-Lago? That may be a different story.

He may try.. he tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for something..

He always tries to give European women something. Usually chlamydia.


Nothing says love and respect like vaginosis and painful urination!
 
2017-09-06 05:25:57 AM  
It is known as "Le Chateau des Palmiers" or ...

I just tried that on Google Translate and it came back with House full of wankers
 
2017-09-06 06:57:35 AM  

muck1969: * does not cover flood damage

/one can hope


Next in line is Mar-a-Lago
 
2017-09-06 07:13:55 AM  
I am trying to get up a Hurricane Irma chant. "Aim for Trump! Aim for Trump!" Come on, people! You know the words!

Alternatively, let's make the Trump kids sing "Nearer My God, To Thee" in close harmony.

It's great having a seat with the Gods of the Peanut Gallery at the high end of the Titantic. You get to choose when to let go. This is what I wish on Democrats and LIbertarians. Not the Nazi or White Supremacist Libert-Aryans. Just the Republicans who smoke a bit of dope kind. The Whiter than White kind  you should use as flotational devices if possible. Stand on their heads. It is dramatic irony for the water-boarding shiats.
 
2017-09-06 07:41:06 AM  
FTA: "The price reduction comes as the luxury market on St. Martin has been improving, with an increase in sales and qualified buyers during the last year, local real estate brokers said."

hmmm what an interesting real estate market to be in.
 
2017-09-06 07:44:04 AM  
I like mansions that DON'T get wiped off the map by hurricanes, okay?
 
2017-09-06 07:53:36 AM  

fusillade762: If it does get damaged it will be entertaining to watch him tone-deafly play the victim.


If it does get damaged, Republicans  will blame it on liberals.
 
2017-09-06 08:15:26 AM  

Cache: fusillade762: If it does get damaged it will be entertaining to watch him tone-deafly play the victim.

If it does get damaged, Republicans  will blame it on liberals.


Obama clearly left the islands to ISIS
 
2017-09-06 08:32:29 AM  
somehow I bet FEMA has the $ to get him down there to inspect his document stash the damage
 
2017-09-06 08:40:50 AM  
He's never been there, they tell him it's nice.
 
2017-09-06 08:42:30 AM  

red5ish: Let's fly him down there right now.


Why do you hate the Secret Service guys, Air force pilots, and others who would have to be with him?

\now, if you're talking dropping him down there with a parachute, ok

Weaver95: I wonder if trump will deploy the US army corp of engineers to save his personal properties from destruction....?


It's a French dependency.  If Trump ordered US troops there without talking with France first, things could get INTERESTING really fast.
 
2017-09-06 08:54:56 AM  
Trump owns the property through two shell companies, Excel Venture I LLC and Excel Venture Corp II.

My main takeaway from this article is that Trump has a shell company that acronyms out to EVIL.
 
2017-09-06 09:03:05 AM  

SpaceyCat: red5ish: Let's fly him down there right now.

Why do you hate the Secret Service guys, Air force pilots, and others who would have to be with him?

\now, if you're talking dropping him down there with a parachute, ok

Weaver95: I wonder if trump will deploy the US army corp of engineers to save his personal properties from destruction....?

It's a French dependency.  If Trump ordered US troops there without talking with France first, things could get INTERESTING really fast.


So we can bet that is exactly what Trump will do?

"Mr. President, this is the worst possible course of action..."
"Challenge accepted." hair flip
 
2017-09-06 09:03:55 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder if trump will deploy the US army corp of engineers to save his personal properties from destruction....?

That would require invading French territory and would be a supremely stupid act.

So, 50% chance?
 
2017-09-06 09:10:00 AM  

Vacation Bible School: So we can bet that is exactly what Trump will do?


Probably....
 
2017-09-06 09:35:50 AM  

Cache: fusillade762: If it does get damaged it will be entertaining to watch him tone-deafly play the victim.

If it does get damaged, Republicans  will blame it on liberals.


That's been done already by one of America's biggest GOP mouths.
 
2017-09-06 09:57:36 AM  
"Trump owns a multi-million dollar mansion on the Caribbean island of St. Martin - and Category 5 Irma is heading straight for it," the Miami Herald reports.

FAKE NEWS!! Rush Limbaugh assured me that this is all a ploy by people who want to sell me stuff. There is no farking hurricane, just a marketing campaign.
 
2017-09-06 11:05:40 AM  
I'm sure Trump will claim that it's actually worth several times that.
 
2017-09-06 11:24:53 AM  

SpaceyCat: red5ish: Let's fly him down there right now.

Why do you hate the Secret Service guys, Air force pilots, and others who would have to be with him?

\now, if you're talking dropping him down there with a parachute, ok

Weaver95: I wonder if trump will deploy the US army corp of engineers to save his personal properties from destruction....?

It's a French dependency.  If Trump ordered US troops there without talking with France first, things could get INTERESTING really fast.


It's not just a French dependency, it is legally a direct part of France.  It uses the euro and votes on both French elections and EU elections.  Sending American troops there without permission would be an act of war.
 
2017-09-06 11:28:12 AM  
The conflicts of interest just keep coming.
 
2017-09-06 11:46:00 AM  
I'm sure he'll find a way to pocket that plus the Uncle Sam aid.

(No conflict of interest. None. You're the conflict).

Then he'll find new investors to give him money to rebuild.
 
2017-09-06 05:26:08 PM  
He can use the insurance money to post his bail.
 
2017-09-06 05:33:19 PM  
I'm sure a lot of incriminating documents will get lost in the storm.
 
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