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(Daily Dot)   Notorious 'Pharma Bro' douchebag Martin Shkreli is begging people to steal Hillary Clinton's hair to prove she's a murderer   ( dailydot.com) divider line
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2017-09-06 12:08:29 AM  
The assumption here seems to be that Hillary has *personally* murdered a bunch of people and left DNA behind at the crime scenes. DNA that he somehow has access to.

Or am I missing something?
 
2017-09-06 12:47:49 AM  
House of Cards is NOT a documentary.
(and I do realize this nonsense w/ the Clintons predates HoC -- by a lot)
 
2017-09-06 12:53:42 AM  
I will just move along...another waste of...everything.
 
2017-09-06 12:56:09 AM  
I think Wu Tang should kick pharmadouche's ass and take back their album.

/the cheeky bastard signed a contract
 
2017-09-06 12:57:29 AM  
That guy's face is incapable of being not punchable.
 
2017-09-06 01:00:33 AM  
Ehh, but her murders are less obvious. Maybe you should have only increased the cost of meds to $75 instead of $750
 
2017-09-06 01:04:12 AM  
Sorry, I'm not going to be able to get to that, but I have no issue collecting a few of Pharms-bro's teeth. I'm asking 25 cents each...
 
2017-09-06 01:04:13 AM  
I'm confused.  I thought I read that a piano fell on that guy from a fifth-floor apartment window, breaking his spine and paralyzing him right on top of a fire-ant mound, and then some little sick kids came by and smeared him with Fudgesicle drippings and flu germs so the ants came out and bit him until he had a seizure and died.

Did that not happen?
 
2017-09-06 01:09:58 AM  
Weak sauce, biatch. You 20 years late to this game
 
2017-09-06 01:10:04 AM  

OneFretAway: I'm confused.  I thought I read that a piano fell on that guy from a fifth-floor apartment window, breaking his spine and paralyzing him right on top of a fire-ant mound, and then some little sick kids came by and smeared him with Fudgesicle drippings and flu germs so the ants came out and bit him until he had a seizure and died.

Did that not happen?


Fark is your personal erotica site?
 
2017-09-06 01:11:08 AM  
He doesn't seem to care that he's going to prison soon. Hope they welcome him with open arms.
 
2017-09-06 01:11:15 AM  
Juror No 144: "I heard through the news of how the defendant changed the price of a pill by up-selling it. I heard he bought an album from the Wu-Tang Clan for a million dollars."
The court: "The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind? Can you do that?"
Juror No 144:"I don't think I can because he kind of looks like a dick."
 
2017-09-06 01:11:31 AM  
If the Clintons were having people killed, how are most of the Fox News 'A' listers still alive?
 
2017-09-06 01:13:22 AM  
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2017-09-06 01:23:32 AM  
I'm willing to pay $5 to anyone that steals Martin Schkreli's left shoe, so that I can prove that he really is the child molester that I claim he is.  (Offer void if he's not convicted of child molestation)
 
2017-09-06 01:23:38 AM  
Fark really needs a punchable face wall with this guy dead center.
 
2017-09-06 01:25:16 AM  
Shkreli, who was found guilty of securities fraud last month, is offering $5,000  per hair-only after the "sequences" match.

Yeah, gotta like that. He's "sure" she's a murderer, but he's only paying out if he's right. If he's wrong, then, "Oopsie!".
 
2017-09-06 01:25:43 AM  
wat
 
2017-09-06 01:26:00 AM  
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I'd punch that for a dollar!!
 
2017-09-06 01:26:32 AM  
It is like he is the living avatar of the Daily Stormer, a forever 15 year old kid with no sense of morals or decency who gets a hard on by pissing people off and disgusting them.

I take some small comfort from the fact that when he dies (hopefully choking on his own vomit) no one will mourn his passing.

/I wonder what his fark handle is?
 
2017-09-06 01:28:10 AM  
Who cares?  He's desperately trying to extend his sh*tty little 15 minutes of fame.  He'll probably do Dr. Phil soon.  F*ck him.
 
2017-09-06 01:28:35 AM  

sirrerun: House of Cards is NOT a documentary.
(and I do realize this nonsense w/ the Clintons predates HoC -- by a lot)


Probably not the original 1990 BBC HoC, though.
 
2017-09-06 01:28:36 AM  
Does everyone remember that he was convicted of securities fraud? Because he was convicted of a crime, just like his fellow convict Dinesh D'Souza. Who is a convicted felon.
 
2017-09-06 01:30:37 AM  
Was it Fantastic Sam's back in the day that had some machine kids would put locks of their hair into a machine?

I feel like it was.

/anywhooo...it was her turn etc.
 
2017-09-06 01:35:50 AM  
Why don't we just crowd-fund a couple million dollar reward for information that leads to Trump's impeachment, collectable upon his impeachment?

Only half joking.
Maybe only 25% joking.
Actually, this is a great idea. Brb...
 
2017-09-06 01:37:57 AM  

fusillade762: The assumption here seems to be that Hillary has *personally* murdered a bunch of people and left DNA behind at the crime scenes. DNA that he somehow has access to.

Or am I missing something?


Dammit.  We could have had our first ninja President. But I'm sure she was careful enough to leave no DNA behind.
 
2017-09-06 01:40:14 AM  

OneFretAway: Who cares?  SHe's desperately trying to extend his hersh*tty little 15 minutes of fame.  SHe'll probably do Dr. Phil soon.  F*ck him her.

 
2017-09-06 01:45:27 AM  
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2017-09-06 01:46:28 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: OneFretAway: Who cares?  SHe's desperately trying to extend his hersh*tty little 15 minutes of fame.  SHe'll probably do Dr. Phil soon.  F*ck him her.


Hmmm.  Interesting.  Thank you for your perspective.  You've given me a lot to think about.
 
2017-09-06 01:47:35 AM  
Grrr shillary hat shilslary
 
2017-09-06 01:50:36 AM  
So how much will it cost him per sample to DNA sequence?  I mean if someone happened to go to a couple barbershops, beauty salons, pet groomers and sent him 1000's of strands of hair, how many samples would really put a financial hit on him.
 
2017-09-06 01:51:43 AM  
As I write this sentence a child is dying a painful death somewhere in the world, and this waste of carbon is still sucking wind.
 
2017-09-06 01:54:56 AM  

hlehmann: I'm willing to pay $5 to anyone that steals Martin Schkreli's left shoe, so that I can prove that he really is the child molester that I claim he is.  (Offer void if he's not convicted of child molestation)


I'll pay 10 bucks for anyone who steals his spine. Don't need the whole thing, just C3-L4 will work. It's for a special project I'm working on. The project is to see how much of a dick he would look like missing most of his spine.
 
2017-09-06 01:55:53 AM  

Ocean_Pimp: Grrr shillary hat shilslary


Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?
 
2017-09-06 01:58:15 AM  

fusillade762: The assumption here seems to be that Hillary has *personally* murdered a bunch of people and left DNA behind at the crime scenes. DNA that he somehow has access to.

Or am I missing something?


yeah, he could just be being a dick hoping to inspire people into yanking her hair just to get her hair yanked
 
2017-09-06 02:02:10 AM  

fusillade762: The assumption here seems to be that Hillary has *personally* murdered a bunch of people and left DNA behind at the crime scenes. DNA that he somehow has access to.

Or am I missing something?


You know, I was trying to figure this out myself. But...um...nope. Sounds like you have it right.
 
2017-09-06 02:08:52 AM  
How incredibly f*cking stupid do you have to be to actually believe that Hillary Clinton has had people murdered?
 
2017-09-06 02:18:12 AM  
This guy makes me lol routinely.  10/10 troll, if you're honest.
 
2017-09-06 02:28:41 AM  
Just be careful not to set off the snuke.

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2017-09-06 02:46:00 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ocean_Pimp: Grrr shillary hat shilslary

Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?


Having had a small one, gotta say for me it was more a mental fixation on one word in particular.  In my case it was, "apple."  Was actually typing and talking to a friend of mine at the time, for some reason he became slightly concerned when he got messages that read, "Apple apple apple, apple?  Apple!  Appleappleapple!" and the like.  It was a seriously farking weird experience.  Didn't feel too good either.  Thankfully, I seem to have come out of it without too much brain damage.  Purple monkey dishwasher allatoomba bastion fiddles.

/I could throw in the occasional "the" and the like, oddly enough
//but yeah, no matter what I was trying to type or say, it came out 95% "apple"
///and after all that, no one even gave me any damn apples "/
 
2017-09-06 03:18:20 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ecmoRandomNumbers: Ocean_Pimp: Grrr shillary hat shilslary

Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?

Having had a small one, gotta say for me it was more a mental fixation on one word in particular.  In my case it was, "apple."  Was actually typing and talking to a friend of mine at the time, for some reason he became slightly concerned when he got messages that read, "Apple apple apple, apple?  Apple!  Appleappleapple!" and the like.  It was a seriously farking weird experience.  Didn't feel too good either.  Thankfully, I seem to have come out of it without too much brain damage.  Purple monkey dishwasher allatoomba bastion fiddles.

/I could throw in the occasional "the" and the like, oddly enough
//but yeah, no matter what I was trying to type or say, it came out 95% "apple"
///and after all that, no one even gave me any damn apples "/


Would it be in bad taste to make a Portal 2 reference at this point? And if so, should I let that stop me?
 
2017-09-06 03:18:30 AM  
If she is I hope he's on her list.
 
2017-09-06 03:45:53 AM  
What is it with felonious crooks and their Clinton obsession?

Kimdotcom, Assange, Shkreli, Trump...  Does the persecution, paranoia and stress cause their minds to snap so they believe their (entirely self inflicted) problems are caused by the Clintons?
 
2017-09-06 03:55:49 AM  
Any chance he might turn this around and use it as a insanity defense?
 
2017-09-06 03:57:00 AM  
Hey, give the guy credit.  At least his attempt to be king of the AWs doesn't involve recycling someone else' old nonsense like Donny did with the birther stuff.  I wonder what his next move is -- a "reality show" maybe?  Any thoughts on what he might do for that?
 
2017-09-06 04:41:31 AM  

Mock26: How incredibly f*cking stupid do you have to be to actually believe that Hillary Clinton has had people murdered?


be realistic. well heeled networked politicians get away with murder a lot more easy than you would.
 
2017-09-06 04:44:14 AM  
He's trying to become the new OJ but he lacks sincerely. He may end up on the scrapheap of old hedge fund managers - the US Congress.
 
2017-09-06 04:45:03 AM  

Mithiwithi: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ecmoRandomNumbers: Ocean_Pimp: Grrr shillary hat shilslary

Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?

Having had a small one, gotta say for me it was more a mental fixation on one word in particular.  In my case it was, "apple."  Was actually typing and talking to a friend of mine at the time, for some reason he became slightly concerned when he got messages that read, "Apple apple apple, apple?  Apple!  Appleappleapple!" and the like.  It was a seriously farking weird experience.  Didn't feel too good either.  Thankfully, I seem to have come out of it without too much brain damage.  Purple monkey dishwasher allatoomba bastion fiddles.

/I could throw in the occasional "the" and the like, oddly enough
//but yeah, no matter what I was trying to type or say, it came out 95% "apple"
///and after all that, no one even gave me any damn apples "/

Would it be in bad taste to make a Portal 2 reference at this point? And if so, should I let that stop me?


No, because A: that would be pretty hilarious really, and B: this is Fark - ye gods no.  Go for it.
 
2017-09-06 04:51:50 AM  
the hell?  Isn't this the shiat they investigated like 6 times and found squat?  The fark does he think he's going to be able to forensic out on his own?
 
2017-09-06 04:53:45 AM  

fusillade762: The assumption here seems to be that Hillary has *personally* murdered a bunch of people and left DNA behind at the crime scenes. DNA that he somehow has access to.

Or am I missing something?


I think he might be joking. Seem like the kind of joke a psychopath would make.
 
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