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(CNN)   Trump's only doing to the Dreamers what was done to him all his life   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-09-05 06:04:50 PM  
Allowing them to fail upward?
 
2017-09-05 06:15:03 PM  
Giving them million dollar dad loans?
 
2017-09-05 06:20:06 PM  
Donald Trump was pulled out of college and deported to Mexico?
 
2017-09-05 06:22:27 PM  
 He's only sleeping with them for their money?
 
2017-09-05 06:30:06 PM  
This whole Donald is a dick because  has helped how?


And brutalized according to Trump, a noted Bull Shiat artist or liar depending on if it is a Trump supporter or someone who deals in reality talking.
 
2017-09-05 06:38:54 PM  
Be harassed by a racist Cheeto-headed asshole?
 
2017-09-05 07:21:51 PM  
This shiat isn't even funny.   I can't laugh at this, I feel broken (._. )
 
2017-09-05 07:34:54 PM  
Editor's Note: Michael D'Antonio is the author of the book "Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success" (St. Martin's Press). The opinions expressed in this commentary are his.

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2017-09-05 07:36:44 PM  
"When he was 13 years old, Trump was suddenly banished for bad behavior by his father, sent to a military academy where he was, by his own telling, treated brutally by the military veterans who ran the place. 'They'd smack the hell out of you,' he told me."

Well, that would certainly explain a lot.
 
2017-09-05 07:37:36 PM  

ginandbacon: "When he was 13 years old, Trump was suddenly banished for bad behavior by his father, sent to a military academy where he was, by his own telling, treated brutally by the military veterans who ran the place. 'They'd smack the hell out of you,' he told me."

Well, that would certainly explain a lot.


I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.
 
2017-09-05 07:45:50 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: "When he was 13 years old, Trump was suddenly banished for bad behavior by his father, sent to a military academy where he was, by his own telling, treated brutally by the military veterans who ran the place. 'They'd smack the hell out of you,' he told me."

Well, that would certainly explain a lot.

I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.


Those military vets need to payhim a visit.
 
2017-09-05 07:53:01 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.


BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.


Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?
 
2017-09-05 07:57:14 PM  

ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?


Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.
 
2017-09-05 08:01:54 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: "When he was 13 years old, Trump was suddenly banished for bad behavior by his father, sent to a military academy where he was, by his own telling, treated brutally by the military veterans who ran the place. 'They'd smack the hell out of you,' he told me."

Well, that would certainly explain a lot.

I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.


And yet, I don't know what he expected from a military academy.  If he was expecting to still be pampered like a prince only to not get the spoiled treatment he felt he deserved, I can completely understand why he would get smacked around.

/Makes me want to rewatch Private Benjamin
 
2017-09-05 08:06:13 PM  
Once when he was 13 does not equal "all his life"
 
2017-09-05 08:08:49 PM  

fusillade762: Once when he was 13 does not equal "all his life"


Even if he retains the emotional maturity of a 13 year old?
 
2017-09-05 08:11:47 PM  

ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?


Didn't he throw stones at a baby in a crib before going to military school?
And Trump says he is the same now as he was in Junior High
He was a psychopath before military school
 
2017-09-05 08:12:28 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?

Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.


Love the juxtaposition of your two Fark handles.
 
2017-09-05 08:16:18 PM  

spongeboob: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?

Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.

Love the juxtaposition of your two Fark handles.


I've had her farkied as "Unsecured Bacon" for some time now...
 
2017-09-05 08:22:55 PM  
Forcing Congress to step in and correct the horrible situation?
 
2017-09-05 08:26:41 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: spongeboob: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?

Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.

Love the juxtaposition of your two Fark handles.

I've had her farkied as "Unsecured Bacon" for some time now...


And I have him farkied as "This life has no meaning" for some forgotten reason. :)
 
2017-09-05 08:43:01 PM  
Trump knows he doesn't have much time. His goal is to tear down anything his detractors are for and piss on it because he is a spiteful asshole who loves piss.
 
2017-09-05 08:51:10 PM  
As much a gilded cage as it is fortress, Trump Tower is a testament to the man's fear of humanity

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2017-09-05 09:01:53 PM  

ginandbacon: spongeboob:

Love the juxtaposition of your two Fark handles.

I've had her farkied as "Unsecured Bacon" for some time now...

And I have him farkied as "This life has no meaning" for some forgotten reason. :)


Well that's just hurtful.

:(
 
2017-09-05 09:15:05 PM  
Great job trumpers, you put a legit psychopath in charge of the nuclear weapons codes.
 
2017-09-05 09:57:53 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: spongeboob:

Love the juxtaposition of your two Fark handles.

I've had her farkied as "Unsecured Bacon" for some time now...

And I have him farkied as "This life has no meaning" for some forgotten reason. :)

Well that's just hurtful.

:(


Nooooooo! I think one of us said it about stolen bacon one time and you had been cracking me up and I chose that to farkie you when I favorited you but it was so long ago I don't remember why anymore. If you're in green, it's because I love you!
 
2017-09-05 10:18:24 PM  
When he was 13 years old, Trump was suddenly banished for bad behavior by his father, sent to a military academy

Translation: When rich kids have daddy issues, the whole world gets to pay.
 
2017-09-05 10:20:33 PM  
Because Trump is unbalanced, racist and stupid?

/Did I miss anything?
//Probably did, but I'm tired and must work in the morning.
 
2017-09-05 10:29:29 PM  
Trump's only grasp of power is in excluding people from his clubs and his orbit.  He doesn't know how to amass and use real power.  He's a complete amateur.  Thank God.
 
2017-09-05 11:05:53 PM  
Ozzy Osbourne - "Dreamer"
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2017-09-05 11:09:47 PM  
That we've elected Patrick Bateman president should no longer be a surprise to anyone.  The only divisor is whether you're OK with that or not.
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2017-09-05 11:13:02 PM  
Well, that sounds right about on point.

For the 1.5% of America who DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY.
 
2017-09-05 11:13:15 PM  
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2017-09-05 11:13:48 PM  
The shiat I'm taking right now is more presidential.

Poop is coming out.

No has combover.
 
2017-09-05 11:15:43 PM  
Wtf is wrong with your kittie, kittie?

Know what, nvm. Out.
 
2017-09-05 11:15:53 PM  
I didn't know all the Dreamers were born on Home Plate and were so dumb they thought they hit a triple instead of being given a home run.  The fact that Trump and his spawn think that they are better for what his father did just shows what clueless farktards they are...

Seriously if nothing else you (R)etards realize this, we have collectively spent billions educating the DREAMers and can now reap the benefit of them working here in a country that needs young workers to pay taxes to keep everything running, or we can kick them out and lose that investment and watch other countries benefit and our economy keep crapping out.  Your choice idiots.
 
2017-09-05 11:19:00 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?

Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.


So basically Trump is what would have happent to Private Pile if he didn't ate the bullet (and shoot the drill instructor).
 
2017-09-05 11:19:25 PM  

CygnusDarius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I'm 100% certain he deserved every smack and then some.

BizarreMan: Those military vets need to payhim a visit.

Isn't sort of exactly the recipe for how to make a sociopath?

Considering his upbringing, I'm guessing that ship sailed long before he ever thought it would be a great idea to mouth off at a drill instructor.

No child deserves abuse. I suspect that Cadet Trump, however, made a point of pissing the wrong people off because he was already an asshole.

So basically Trump is what would have happent to Private Pile if he didn't ate the bullet (and shoot the drill instructor).


Spoilers!
 
2017-09-05 11:20:09 PM  
You know, Back in the 90's SPY Magazine was telling everyone how much Trump was a bag of shiat.


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2017-09-05 11:24:10 PM  
Michael D'Antonio: Trump's rescinding of DACA makes sense if you understand two traits that motivate him: fear and loathing

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2017-09-05 11:28:06 PM  
The guy is pretty obvious. Sad but typical poor little rich boy.
We just have to thwart him and his supporters at every turn for 3 more years and then vote him out. If we don't do that, we aren't worth saving as a people.
 
2017-09-05 11:37:05 PM  
Being punished for his father's crimes?
 
2017-09-05 11:37:53 PM  
So we take the Dreamers and bribe an elite college to accept them and not care if they learn anything important?
 
2017-09-05 11:41:31 PM  
This is how I imagine addressing Mr. Orangeman. if someone else has already. I apologize I missed it.


...............you warthog faced buffoon. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

"And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it"

: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain means." It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
It's my hope for donny and most of you know what it's from.
 
2017-09-05 11:42:11 PM  
Batman didn't even have parents and yet he didn't turn out to be an egotistical prick.

/see, I can make stupid nonsensical arguments too. Where is my paycheck CNN?
 
2017-09-05 11:47:01 PM  

Weaver95: Great job trumpers, you put a legit psychopath in charge of the nuclear weapons codes.


Functional psychopaths know how and when to fake it. I'm sure we've had presidents with psychopathology before.

His cognitive impairment is way more serious:
 
2017-09-05 11:47:05 PM  
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2017-09-05 11:50:11 PM  
Just after he turned 13, he met a girl at a party and developed a crush on her. But there were two issues. First, her family background did not meet daddy Trump's approval. Second, she was smart and didn't like Donnie. In fact, Donnie overheard her tell a girlfriend about him, "He smells." Of course, English was her third language, so Donnie heard, "emails."

Anyway, Trump senior found out about Donnie's feelings and sent him off to boarding school.
 
2017-09-05 11:59:31 PM  
Oh man. He's a racist insecure manchild? No way.
 
2017-09-06 12:01:20 AM  
after waking up tonight for work and reading the news, I don't know if I should prep for a hell storm, or start hiding jews in my attic.

WTF happened to this country!?
 
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