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(The Moscow Times)   Putin: Donald Trump "is not my bride," but he has been a very naughty boy   ( themoscowtimes.com) divider line
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2017-09-05 08:23:09 AM  
bet he never thought he'd ever have to publicly say that about an asset
 
2017-09-05 08:24:47 AM  
Not his wife, but definitely his little whore.
 
2017-09-05 08:42:37 AM  
It's more of a "friends with benefits" arrangement.
 
2017-09-05 09:24:09 AM  
Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.
 
2017-09-05 09:25:31 AM  
I love the fact that he made Trump the woman in this scenario, and that Trump is undoubtedly throwing a ragefit about it right now at this moment.
 
2017-09-05 09:34:51 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I love the fact that he made Trump the woman in this scenario, and that Trump is undoubtedly throwing a ragefit about it right now at this moment.


Luckily his tiny hands will limit the damage, unless someone gives him a marker...
 
2017-09-05 09:35:37 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.


he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM
 
2017-09-05 09:53:50 AM  

somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM


Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?
 
2017-09-05 09:55:03 AM  
"Guys, guys, I am totally not gay. I mean look at me, shirtless, on this bear. I mean seriously guys, does a gay man mount a bear? "

i.pinimg.com
 
2017-09-05 10:08:29 AM  

Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?


he wasn't whizzed on. He hired two hookers to pee on a bed once slept in by the Obamas.

if we're gonna get giddy for kompromat, let's at least be correct in what we're discussing.

/and Fox won't have any issue spinning this
 
2017-09-05 10:24:02 AM  

somedude210: and Fox won't have any issue spinning this


Think they'll go for the "urine is sterile" angle?
 
2017-09-05 10:25:08 AM  

somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM


Putin has been feeding Best Korea tech and he's pushing for war, maybe even to catch China. I don't think this was his Plan A by a long shot but it's a good play now.
 
2017-09-05 10:25:47 AM  
You know.  There doesn't even have to be anything compromising at this point.  Part of America doesn't believe it.  Part of America swears that it exists.  Part of America thinks since it isn't there, we don't have proof yet.

We are divided. That is the point.
Russia has what it wants.
 
2017-09-05 10:27:42 AM  
Trump is not Putin's wife. He's his biatch.
 
2017-09-05 10:28:22 AM  
I'm sure something must have been lost in translation or there is some Russian cultural note that we aren't getting.

What world leader refers to another as a potential mate (even in the context of, we aren't married)?

Creepier and creepier into the depths we go.
 
2017-09-05 10:28:24 AM  

somedude210: Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?

he wasn't whizzed on. He hired two hookers to pee on a bed once slept in by the Obamas.

if we're gonna get giddy for kompromat, let's at least be correct in what we're discussing.

/and Fox won't have any issue spinning this


How is a businessman on a trip overseas hiring a hooker even surprising, much less compromising?
 
2017-09-05 10:28:36 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Putin has been feeding Best Korea tech and he's pushing for war, maybe even to catch China. I don't think this was his Plan A by a long shot but it's a good play now.


his troops are in Belarus. I was starting to think the theory about a possible invasion/annexation of a former Soviet republic during this exercise wasn't going to happen, but then Kim detonated the h-bomb last week and planning a missile test and dammit, it looks like Putin is playing both sides again.


the man knows how to distract us all while he robs the poor shmucks next door
 
2017-09-05 10:28:43 AM  
You never dump kompromat unless as punishment. Not when Trump could be useful.

He will do ANYTHING to make Russia go away, and they know it. He's still useful.
 
2017-09-05 10:29:36 AM  
Meanwhile Russia is shipping more tech to North Korea.
 
2017-09-05 10:29:43 AM  

somedude210: bet he never thought he'd ever have to publicly say that about an asset


You know which asset is a spy's wife?

dl9fvu4r30qs1.cloudfront.net

/Buttseks joke
 
2017-09-05 10:30:42 AM  
Rich and powerful men have always used and discarded easy women.
 
2017-09-05 10:31:28 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.


I think it's pee tape with him audibly and repeatedly using the N word to describe the Obamas.

/Obama already saw it
 
2017-09-05 10:32:12 AM  
 And Putin may ask himself
How do I work this?
And Putin may ask himself
Where is that large automobile?
And Putin may tell himself
This is not my beautiful house!
And Putin may tell himself
This is not my beautiful wife!
 
2017-09-05 10:32:31 AM  
Same as it ever was.
 
2017-09-05 10:34:34 AM  
There once was a GOP pollster
He said that collusion's the goal, sir
They got intel from Flynn
It helped them to win
Now the POTUS is Putin's cock holster
 
2017-09-05 10:35:32 AM  

recondite cetacean: You never dump kompromat unless as punishment. Not when Trump could be useful.

He will do ANYTHING to make Russia go away, and they know it. He's still useful.


he's not useful though. He can't lift the sanctions and the state dept. just booted a bunch of Russians and took their compounds. Hell he can't even give back the compounds Obama took. What use does he have anymore? Nada. What's useful is dumping shiat all over Trump at the right time to take him down and possibly Balkanize the USA.
 
2017-09-05 10:37:25 AM  

Alassra: I'm sure something must have been lost in translation or there is some Russian cultural note that we aren't getting.

What world leader refers to another as a potential mate (even in the context of, we aren't married)?


Yeah, this does sound rather creepy to us but I'm going to go with "lost in translation".

 And I do so wish that people would stop fixating on the Pee tape.  According to the Steele dossier, there are some very real, quite possibly criminal acts by Trump in the Kompromat.  The Pee tape is nothing.  Well, it's disgusting, but obviously there is no law against Trump being disgusting.
 
2017-09-05 10:37:29 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Trump is not Putin's wife. He's his biatch.


/thread.
 
Ant
2017-09-05 10:37:31 AM  

Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?


They won't have to. The tape is supposedly him paying some hookers to pee on a bed that was once used by the Obamas.

They'll say "it was just a little harmless mischief, and who cares since Trump probably bought new beds for the hotel anyway?"
 
2017-09-05 10:37:39 AM  

Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?


Personally I couldnt give a toss what consenting adults get up to, and being kinky doesnt preclude you from government. Opening oneself up to Russian blackmail is, however, dumb.

BUT the mental gymnastics through which the right will need to contort themselves, will truly be delishus to behold.

I feel a warm, spreading feeling. And it isn't pee.
 
2017-09-05 10:38:44 AM  

EvilEgg: somedude210: Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?

he wasn't whizzed on. He hired two hookers to pee on a bed once slept in by the Obamas.

if we're gonna get giddy for kompromat, let's at least be correct in what we're discussing.

/and Fox won't have any issue spinning this

How is a businessman on a trip overseas hiring a hooker even surprising, much less compromising?


Who knows what the Obamas did with Reggie Love in the Lincoln Bedroom?  And what about that Bill Clinton?
 
2017-09-05 10:40:47 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-05 10:41:20 AM  

Ant: They'll say "it was just a little harmless mischief, and who cares since Trump probably bought new beds for the hotel anyway?"


Having a foreign country compensate you with prostitutes for working with them to defeat a mutual political enemy (Clinton) isn't "A little harmless mischief". I mean, the right will spin the development like that. Most Americans will spin that development into rioting in the streets.
 
2017-09-05 10:42:36 AM  

CthulhuCalling: Same as it ever was.


We're on the road to nowhere.
 
2017-09-05 10:43:27 AM  
Putin later clarified: "Trump is not my wife, but he is my biatch, and I certainly ride him like one."
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-05 10:43:42 AM  
This is not Putin's beautiful house!
 
2017-09-05 10:44:16 AM  

Mad_Radhu: CthulhuCalling: Same as it ever was.

We're on the road to nowhere.


And She Was (almost President)
 
2017-09-05 10:46:29 AM  
He's way better at deception and lying than Trump but he's not fooling anyone on this issue.
 
2017-09-05 10:50:25 AM  

bdub77: "Guys, guys, I am totally not gay. I mean look at me, shirtless, on this bear. I mean seriously guys, does a gay man mount a bear? "

[i.pinimg.com image 800x900]


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-05 10:50:58 AM  

somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM


I say it happens on Friday. At the same time as Irma, having inexplicably sped up and made landfall in Florida earlier than expected, starts wreaking havoc.

Someone is taking salvos at the United states.
 
2017-09-05 10:51:42 AM  

Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?


Expect lots of photos of him hanging with the Clintons with headline "DJT the democrat
 
2017-09-05 10:51:48 AM  
Putin has been feeding Best Korea tech and he's pushing for war, maybe even to catch China. I don't think this was his Plan A by a long shot but it's a good play now.

Sounds about right. We haven't had a proxy war in a coon's age.
 
2017-09-05 10:52:24 AM  

Archidude: And Putin may ask himself
How do I work this?
And Putin may ask himself
Where is that large automobile?
And Putin may tell himself
This is not my beautiful house!
And Putin may tell himself
This is not my beautiful wife!


Thanks, now I have this song stuck in my head

/no really, thanks. I love this song.
 
2017-09-05 10:53:39 AM  

Prey4reign: somedude210: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Ok, now I have to know what he has on Trump, because pee tape or no, it's something.

he's dumping his asset. It started with the state tv thing, now this and the "sanctions won't work on NK" undermining. He also is saying he expects to dismiss the rest of the US diplomatic corp in Russia. He's burning Trump. I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

Rachel Maddow will have an on air orgasm with this.  And, how does Fox possibly spin the erstwhile leader of the free world getting whizzed on by Russian hookers?


I personally would like to see Rachel Maddow have an on-screen orgasm.
 
2017-09-05 10:53:57 AM  

Number 216: Putin later clarified: "Trump is not my wife, but he is my biatch, and I certainly ride him like one."
[img.fark.net image 752x734]


Great, now I have to make another breakfast.  Thanks.
 
2017-09-05 10:55:32 AM  

Wessoman: Ant: They'll say "it was just a little harmless mischief, and who cares since Trump probably bought new beds for the hotel anyway?"

Having a foreign country compensate you with prostitutes for working with them to defeat a mutual political enemy (Clinton) isn't "A little harmless mischief". I mean, the right will spin the development like that. Most Americans will spin that development into rioting in the streets.


Americans are by and large, passive sheep.
 
2017-09-05 10:57:47 AM  

somedude210: I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM


That may happen even sooner.
'let'shiat Trump with our Kompromat'
 
2017-09-05 10:59:20 AM  

Jairzinho: somedude210: I would not be surprised if the kompromat drops right as Kim tests the new ICBM

That may happen even sooner.
'let'shiat Trump with our Kompromat'


Heh. Chatfilter.
 
2017-09-05 10:59:29 AM  

SirBarsalot: Alassra: I'm sure something must have been lost in translation or there is some Russian cultural note that we aren't getting.

What world leader refers to another as a potential mate (even in the context of, we aren't married)?

Yeah, this does sound rather creepy to us but I'm going to go with "lost in translation".

 And I do so wish that people would stop fixating on the Pee tape.  According to the Steele dossier, there are some very real, quite possibly criminal acts by Trump in the Kompromat.  The Pee tape is nothing.  Well, it's disgusting, but obviously there is no law against Trump being disgusting.


It's America, we fixate on things that can be construed as sexual.  Also something about soundbites and simple minds.
 
2017-09-05 10:59:29 AM  
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