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(The Hill)   Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-03 03:49:12 PM  
What do you expect--there was a sale at Penny's!
 
2017-09-03 03:57:38 PM  
Did the walls start oozing blood?
 
2017-09-03 04:05:30 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Did the walls start oozing blood?


I don't know, but I thin Trump's getting LARGER.
 
2017-09-03 04:13:33 PM  
that pic is from their trip to texas yesterday, also, did the communion wine boil away?
 
2017-09-03 04:22:21 PM  

kimwim: that pic is from their trip to texas yesterday, also, did the communion wine boil away?


Yeah. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking wine.
 
2017-09-03 04:24:12 PM  
Well Trump has delivered on his promise to send thoughts and prayers at least.  He'll get to work on finding $1 million in other people's money for that charitable donation he promised any day now.

/ DGAF what FLOTUS wears
// or their church attendance, it's none of my concern
/// public hypocrisy in office OTOH is my concern
 
2017-09-03 04:26:10 PM  
"Your husband is alive, but unconcious."
 
2017-09-03 04:32:07 PM  
Subby, you're a dummy.
 
2017-09-03 04:35:43 PM  
If by 'church' you mean 'bank', yeah, I'm not surprised.
 
2017-09-03 04:36:07 PM  

ginandbacon: Subby, you're a dummy.


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2017-09-03 04:38:49 PM  

ginandbacon: Subby, you're a dummy.


At least I don't think I'm Ethel Merman.
 
2017-09-03 05:06:51 PM  

Sensei Can You See: What do you expect--there was a sale at Penny's!


I can make a hat! Or a boat! Or a Pterodactyl!
 
2017-09-03 05:11:23 PM  
National Day of Prayer?   So we've institutionalized the "thoughts and prayers" approach to doing nothing after national tragedies?
 
2017-09-03 05:57:37 PM  

ImpendingCynic: "Your husband is alive, but unconcious."


Just like Gerald Ford.
 
2017-09-03 07:46:27 PM  
"Tomorrow's a very big day, so go to your church and pray and enjoy the day,"

Yesterday it was "Have a good time" to flood victims. What the hell is wrong with him??
 
2017-09-03 08:07:51 PM  
Well, I am enjoying my day although I "forgot" to go to church and pray. Wake & bake with Netflix documentaries seemed a better use of my time.
 
2017-09-03 08:11:00 PM  

Sensei Can You See: ginandbacon: Subby, you're a dummy.

At least I don't think I'm Ethel Merman.


When my wife institutionalizes me (and, really, who'd blame her?), I'm thinking of being Ethel Merman in there.  Belting out a show tune in my tuneless voice will liven things up.

I considered a Napoleon act but that's so 1960s.
 
2017-09-03 08:17:38 PM  

wejash: Sensei Can You See: ginandbacon: Subby, you're a dummy.

At least I don't think I'm Ethel Merman.

When my wife institutionalizes me (and, really, who'd blame her?), I'm thinking of being Ethel Merman in there.  Belting out a show tune in my tuneless voice will liven things up.

I considered a Napoleon act but that's so 1960s.


you'll be swell, you'll be great, you'll have the whole world on a plate!
 
2017-09-03 08:33:12 PM  
Is he wearing a wind-breaker instead of a jacket and tie? And who let him out of the house with tan shoes paired with black trousers?
 
2017-09-03 08:40:14 PM  
Trump Tower? RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL!
 
2017-09-03 08:51:32 PM  
Hey Johnny, how about some coffee?
 
2017-09-03 08:52:31 PM  

DeaH: Is he wearing a wind-breaker instead of a jacket and tie? And who let him out of the house with tan shoes paired with black trousers?


He's a big boy. He can dress himself.
 
2017-09-03 08:53:55 PM  
There is no praying in the red zone.  The white zone is for praying and supplicating only.
 
2017-09-03 08:57:35 PM  
OK.  Now you guys are just being dicks.
 
2017-09-03 08:58:16 PM  
He couldn't be less interested in going to church or caring about his fellow man.  I wish that goddamned hypocrite would just be honest for a change.  But I guess if all hypocrites stayed out of church, they'd be empty.
 
2017-09-03 08:59:03 PM  

AngryDragon: OK.  Now you guys are just being dicks.


We're not being dicks.

And don't call me Shirley.
 
2017-09-03 08:59:27 PM  

FrabjousDay: National Day of Prayer?   So we've institutionalized the "thoughts and prayers" approach to doing nothing after national tragedies?


Yes, it's another of Trump's diabolical plans.

Why, oh why didn't Obama destroy the time machine before he left office? Not to mention Bush's hurricane machine.
 
2017-09-03 09:01:16 PM  
Jesus wept.
 
2017-09-03 09:01:51 PM  
I wishing you many blessings.
 
2017-09-03 09:02:05 PM  

Stands With A Tiny Fist: DeaH: Is he wearing a wind-breaker instead of a jacket and tie? And who let him out of the house with tan shoes paired with black trousers?

He's a big boy. He can dress himself.


That's debatable..
 
2017-09-03 09:02:29 PM  

Sensei Can You See: ginandbacon: Subby, you're a dummy.

At least I don't think I'm Ethel Merman.


We are all one Borgnine Dutch oven away from being Ethel Merman.
 
2017-09-03 09:02:55 PM  
I don't get it. What's wrong with her outfit, other than the arm candy she has.  It's like walking around with black licorice.
 
2017-09-03 09:03:34 PM  
Why do folks obsess about what Melania Trump wears?  Who gives a shiat?  I am no fan of theirs but of all the things to find wrong about the Trumps why would it be their clothes?

Besides, at least she wears skirts and heels, like all women should.
 
2017-09-03 09:05:02 PM  

Weatherkiss: Hey Johnny, how about some coffee?


No thanks
 
2017-09-03 09:05:25 PM  
Praying
Ensures
Eloquent
Trump
Acknowledges
People's
Empathy
 
2017-09-03 09:05:59 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Why do folks obsess about what Melania Trump wears?  Who gives a shiat?  I am no fan of theirs but of all the things to find wrong about the Trumps why would it be their clothes?

Besides, at least she wears skirts and heels, like all women should.


I was going to give you a "Smart" for the first part, but then I read the second and decided it cancelled out the smartness of the first part. So, you broke even.
 
2017-09-03 09:06:02 PM  
Trump and Melania go to church.

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2017-09-03 09:06:15 PM  
She's really paying her dues now that she left NY.  What happened with her friend the security officer at Tiffany's?
 
2017-09-03 09:06:43 PM  

DeaH: Is he wearing a wind-breaker instead of a jacket and tie? And who let him out of the house with tan shoes paired with black trousers?


He's 70. Be glad he isn't wearing his pants up to his armpits.
 
2017-09-03 09:07:54 PM  
Over Orange Grande? No, I'll don't think I'll ever get over Orange Grande.
 
2017-09-03 09:09:29 PM  
I don't give a shiat what she wears. But after years and years of whining whenever Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton appeared in public wearing anything, yeah, I'm gonna rub Republicans' nose in the hypocrisy.

I'll save the actual outrage for when Donald Trump commits a crime and publicly admits that he did so. Again.
 
2017-09-03 09:10:20 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Why do folks obsess about what Melania Trump wears?  Who gives a shiat?  I am no fan of theirs but of all the things to find wrong about the Trumps why would it be their clothes?

Besides, at least she wears skirts and heels, like all women should.


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. . . she also orders the help to make some good sammiches
 
2017-09-03 09:11:31 PM  

DeaH: And who let him out of the house with tan shoes paired with black trousers?


Those are the shiny new boots he bought for all the hands-on relief work he was performing in Texas.
 
2017-09-03 09:11:34 PM  

Weatherkiss: Hey Johnny, how about some coffee?


No thanks!
 
2017-09-03 09:11:40 PM  

Slackfumasta: I don't get it. What's wrong with her outfit, other than the arm candy she has.  It's like walking around with black licorice.


The media (some of it anyway) was criticizing what she wore getting onto Air Force one (dress, heels etc. You know, standard First Lady attire) when they were heading to Huston the first time even before they landed. Never mind that she had changed clothes on the plane into much more sensible clothes better suited for a disaster area.

/it's "She is eating crackers" syndrome
 
2017-09-03 09:12:51 PM  

LordJiro: I don't give a shiat what she wears. But after years and years of whining whenever Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton appeared in public wearing anything, yeah, I'm gonna rub Republicans' nose in the hypocrisy.


. . . so, takin' the high road, you are?
 
2017-09-03 09:15:47 PM  

farkstorm: LordJiro: I don't give a shiat what she wears. But after years and years of whining whenever Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton appeared in public wearing anything, yeah, I'm gonna rub Republicans' nose in the hypocrisy.

. . . so, takin' the high road, you are?


The high road was destroyed last November.
 
2017-09-03 09:16:48 PM  
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2017-09-03 09:17:19 PM  

farkstorm: LordJiro: I don't give a shiat what she wears. But after years and years of whining whenever Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton appeared in public wearing anything, yeah, I'm gonna rub Republicans' nose in the hypocrisy.

. . . so, takin' the high road, you are?


Given what Republicans have become, I could pave the Challenger Deep and somehow walk along it, and I'd still be taking the high road compared to the GOP.
 
2017-09-03 09:17:39 PM  
I really wish that all you sorry assholes who were instrumental in inflicting this curse on your country would quit trying to assuage your guilt by trying to paint Trump as a victim.
He is not - he is a criminal, and you assholes made him President.
Admit it to yourselves, and leave the rest of us out of your guilt trip.
Show some courage for once in your soft, fat, sheltered, privileged lives. You might as well - you won't have much longer to enjoy them.
 
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