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(The Raw Story)   Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says Trump will unify the country by helping the hurricane victims who didn't vote for him   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-09-03 12:39:03 PM  
Damn she must have taken a big hit of something if she thinks that recovery will be completed in 6 months.
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-09-03 12:41:49 PM  
How magnanimous he is to do his goddamn job.
 
2017-09-03 12:59:04 PM  
I am with stk on this one. Trump will actually do the job of the President of the United States of America? You are kidding!

It would be trite to ask if he would.
Can he?
 
2017-09-03 12:59:11 PM  
I don't think I've heard a single sensible thing drop out of Kellyanne's pie hole in the entire time she's been on TV. This does not disappoint (any more than every thing else she's ever said.)
 
2017-09-03 01:00:03 PM  
He's lowered the bar so much competence is now lauded as extraordinary.
 
2017-09-03 01:06:24 PM  
Um, that's what is job is.
 
2017-09-03 01:13:19 PM  
"We look at them as our brothers and sisters in need who are suffering," she said. "But this man is somebody who has always expressed the capacity and compassion for people in need."

Kellyanne Conway says TRUMP Supporters are NASTY, Built Business off Backs of Little Guy
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2017-09-03 01:15:22 PM  
She apparently took the Baghdad Bob Correspondence Course for Bullshiat™ and then went on to the Goebbels Masters in Disinformation. I don't even know how you have that level of cognitive dissonance and can still function as a human being and not look like a zombie. Oh, wait...
 
2017-09-03 01:32:46 PM  

HighOnCraic: "We look at them as our brothers and sisters in need who are suffering," she said. "But this man is somebody who has always expressed the capacity and compassion for people in need."

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Just not trans soldiers serving the country, or immigrants trying to make a better life.  It is bullshiat, Kellyanne, and it's bad for you.
 
2017-09-03 01:35:49 PM  
At this point, I'll take conduct that gives off the appearance of professionalism. I don't think he's got it in him, not for any length of time anyway.

If he can manage that, we'll work up from there.
 
2017-09-03 02:19:18 PM  
Trump couldn't unify a pair of opposingly polarized magnets.
 
2017-09-03 02:31:32 PM  
She also said that Trump's best quality is humility.
 
2017-09-03 02:32:16 PM  
"this man is somebody who has always expressed the capacity and compassion for people in need"

Yes, when I think "Donald Trump", that's really the very first thing that springs to mind.
 
2017-09-03 02:32:30 PM  
Out the submitter.


So we can carry him or her on our shoulders on a triumph through the streets of the city; streets packed with a cheering throng.
 
2017-09-03 02:33:30 PM  
He's supposed to do that ANYWAY you liches' ass!
 
2017-09-03 02:36:21 PM  
Jesus, she's really starting to look like one of the Puppets from Team America.
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2017-09-03 02:37:53 PM  

Sliding Carp: Out the submitter.


So we can carry him or her on our shoulders on a triumph through the streets of the city; streets packed with a cheering throng.


Subby does two points for the headline.
 
2017-09-03 02:38:07 PM  

BizarreMan: Damn she must have taken a big hit of something if she thinks that recovery will be completed in 6 months.


But with no pesky "regulations", we can have a shanty town built in 3 weeks. Way ahead of schedule, actually...
 
2017-09-03 02:38:24 PM  
Nobody has ever been more deserving of a good "Shut up, biatch," than Kellyanne.
 
2017-09-03 02:41:02 PM  
Green Goebbels is a winrar!
 
2017-09-03 02:43:14 PM  
Could Trump unify the country by helping people who didn't vote for him? Of course. That is, in fact, the only way he can unify the country. You have to keep the hearts and minds of the people who voted for you, but you must bring the people who didn't vote for you under your umbrella as well. This is just as true for any other democratically-elected leader.

But will he? No. It's not in his way of thinking.
 
2017-09-03 02:43:43 PM  
Steely Dan Only A Fool Would Say That 1972
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2017-09-03 02:44:30 PM  
Yeah! It's not like Obama reacted to disasters in areas where people voted against him. Like the Oklahoma tornado!

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Er. . . Or Hurricane Sandy!

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Er. . . Well at least Trump's response to the hurricane will change the minds of his detractors. . . Just like it did for Obama!

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Oh God dammit!
 
2017-09-03 02:44:43 PM  
So Kelly Anne is gargling his balls because Trump is finally realizing what his job description is? He is supposed to be the leader of the US, even for people who didn't vote for him. It's not a farking magnanimous act, you wretched slag.
 
2017-09-03 02:45:13 PM  

sirrerun: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/YTt-URVOYos - 480x360]


RIP, WB.
 
2017-09-03 02:45:34 PM  

BizarreMan: Damn she must have taken a big hit of something if she thinks that recovery will be completed in 6 months.


Undocumented immigrants are 28% of the construction business in Texas. Good luck rebuilding Houston any time soon.
 
2017-09-03 02:52:15 PM  
And if she finds out there's more than 12 people who didn't vote for him, she'll flood Houston in pink slime like she did to NYC.

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2017-09-03 02:57:38 PM  

Mikey1969: Jesus, she's really starting to look like one of the Puppets from Team America.
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Has she taken to filing her teeth?
 
2017-09-03 02:58:45 PM  
Don't worry TEXAS help is on it's wat compliments of your GOP and POTUS!!img.fark.net
 
2017-09-03 02:59:56 PM  
"Vote" appears only in TFA's headline.  Fark you, TPM.
 
2017-09-03 03:00:12 PM  
Is he going to build a big, beautiful wall to keep the hurricanes out?
 
2017-09-03 03:01:09 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Mikey1969: Jesus, she's really starting to look like one of the Puppets from Team America.
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Has she taken to filing her teeth?


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2017-09-03 03:04:27 PM  
That's mighty orange of him.
 
2017-09-03 03:05:51 PM  
Submitter is a magnificent bastard. I second the call for outing.
 
2017-09-03 03:06:23 PM  
trumpee could unite the country by simply saying "I resign my duties as POTUS effective immediately", or more in line with his vocabulary "Me quit, bigly".
 
2017-09-03 03:08:36 PM  
That headline is a master stroke.  Take a bow, Subby.
 
2017-09-03 03:17:49 PM  
Everytime Kellyanne or any of tgem complain about "fake news" remember that they are really saying that you and the majority of the population are really stupid.
 
2017-09-03 03:25:44 PM  
I'm so glad she survived.  Had not heard anything from her in a month.  Assumed they found her rat eaten corpse in a sub basement corner of the White House, since Kelly, General Kelly, came on board.

 Gramps gets agitated and gassy when it's confusing whether Kelly or Kelly Anne is being mentioned.
 
2017-09-03 03:33:26 PM  

BitwiseShift: I'm so glad she survived.  Had not heard anything from her in a month.  Assumed they found her rat eaten corpse in a sub basement corner of the White House, since Kelly, General Kelly, came on board.

 Gramps gets agitated and gassy when it's confusing whether Kelly or Kelly Anne is being mentioned.


She didn't survive though. You have to die in order to ascend to the exquisite undeath of Lichdom.
 
2017-09-03 03:35:02 PM  
Mouthing platitudes will save us.

And hopes and prayers
 
2017-09-03 03:36:54 PM  
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2017-09-03 03:37:10 PM  
www.eevblog.com
 
2017-09-03 03:37:41 PM  

yakmans_dad: Mouthing platitudes will save us.

And hopes and prayers


*sigh*

No no no.

It's "Thoughts and Prayers(TM)"
 
2017-09-03 03:40:42 PM  
Wow I thought he would only help natural born citizens that voted for him with MAGA hats. We should just cover him in gold and worship him like the living god he is.
 
2017-09-03 03:42:13 PM  

TheFoz: yakmans_dad: Mouthing platitudes will save us.

And hopes and prayers

*sigh*

No no no.

It's "Thoughts and Prayers(TM)"


Myer culpa
 
2017-09-03 03:44:38 PM  

TheFoz: yakmans_dad: Mouthing platitudes will save us.

And hopes and prayers

*sigh*

No no no.

It's "Thoughts and Prayers(TM)"


And don't forget to have fun.
 
2017-09-03 03:47:17 PM  
This means that he probably won't.
I mean, has he actually done his job yet in his term?
 
2017-09-03 03:53:14 PM  

whatsupchuck: Is he going to build a big, beautiful wall to keep the hurricanes out?


Pence is going stare it down with his steely gaze so the next hurricane can see the resolve in his eyes. Like he did with Best Korea, before they sent a ICBM over Japan and set off a H-bomb
 
2017-09-03 03:55:55 PM  

Millennium: Could Trump unify the country by helping people who didn't vote for him? Of course. That is, in fact, the only way he can unify the country. You have to keep the hearts and minds of the people who voted for you, but you must bring the people who didn't vote for you under your umbrella as well. This is just as true for any other democratically-elected leader.

But will he? No. It's not in his way of thinking.


"I'm the president of the United States, not the president of the people who agree with me."

Oh, wait, that's from an alternate timeline.
 
2017-09-03 04:02:25 PM  
You mean by sending 5000 less troops than he said he did?
 
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