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(The Raw Story)   Trump interrupts Harvey relief mission to snipe at press about the size of his hands   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-09-02 06:00:17 PM  
In psychologycompensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, or feelings of inadequacy or incompetence.
 
2017-09-02 06:38:41 PM  
So was he deliberately handed gloves that size so he could stage that?
 
2017-09-02 07:06:46 PM  

Slaxl: So was he deliberately handed gloves that size so he could stage that?


Yep.
No Donald, size small gloves won't fit over your fat, short fingered, bloated hams of hands. Nice watch you got there, is that your wife's?
 
2017-09-02 07:07:42 PM  
Note that it's not "The gloves are too small".

Watch the video, embedded below:

No thanks. Listening to him talk makes me physically ill.
 
2017-09-02 09:02:03 PM  
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2017-09-02 09:02:04 PM  
Penis.
 
2017-09-02 09:02:26 PM  
If the gloves don't fit, you're full of shiat.
 
2017-09-02 09:03:31 PM  
Wait... He really did that? I'mma go ... I dunno. So tired of all the winning... So... Very... Tired...
 
2017-09-02 09:03:42 PM  
Nobody bought that crap from OJ, Two Scoops. Why do you think it'll work now?
 
2017-09-02 09:03:55 PM  
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"The glove don't fit, and our President is shiat!"
 
2017-09-02 09:06:12 PM  
fascistiwithsmallhandssayswhat?
 
2017-09-02 09:06:41 PM  
He sure showed his dementia.
 
2017-09-02 09:06:48 PM  
Moron.
 
2017-09-02 09:07:24 PM  

stoli n coke: Nobody bought that crap from OJ, Two Scoops. Why do you think it'll work now?


Well, there were these 12 people that did buy that crap from OJ. It is very unfortunate the responsibility they held was kinda important.
 
2017-09-02 09:10:27 PM  

Slaxl: So was he deliberately handed gloves that size so he could stage that?


OJ?
 
2017-09-02 09:10:41 PM  
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2017-09-02 09:11:06 PM  
The pathetic slug thinks we despise him because his hands are small.
 
2017-09-02 09:11:31 PM  

stoli n coke: Nobody bought that crap from OJ, Two Scoops. Why do you think it'll work now?


Damn it.
 
2017-09-02 09:11:42 PM  

jst3p: stoli n coke: Nobody bought that crap from OJ, Two Scoops. Why do you think it'll work now?

Well, there were these 12 people that did buy that crap from OJ. It is very unfortunate the responsibility they held was kinda important.


The jury bought that Furhman handled the investigation in an at least shady manner. That and revenge on the LAPD for Rodney King acquitted OJ. The glove thing was bad acting, even by OJ's standards.
 
2017-09-02 09:12:09 PM  
I am so sick of the high maintenance bozo in chief
 
2017-09-02 09:13:13 PM  
It's great that our president is so obviously thin-skinned and easily provoked and manipulated. That's not the sort of thing to be used by our adversaries against us. This is fine. All of this is just fine.
 
2017-09-02 09:18:59 PM  
And somewhere, a kitten had lost its mittens.
 
2017-09-02 09:19:36 PM  
If the gloves do not fit, our president is a stupid garbage toilet failure of a ghost of a man and barely deserves to be kicked in the nuts.

I've been assured by Microsoft's ad agency that this rhymes.
 
2017-09-02 09:20:25 PM  
So they looked at his hands and made a guesstimate, then handed him extra-small gloves, but had to up-size them to regular smalls.

Sounds about right.
 
2017-09-02 09:20:29 PM  
What a little biatch.  Donny, shut the fark up and get back to work.
 
2017-09-02 09:21:18 PM  

Circusdog320: In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, or feelings of inadequacy or incompetence.


A former gf told me once that one of her exes would insist on buying Magnum condoms, despite clearly not needing them. I'm guessing Two Scoops has that same mentality.
 
2017-09-02 09:23:12 PM  

orangehat: What a little biatch.  Donny, shut the fark up and get back to not working.


FTFY
 
2017-09-02 09:24:04 PM  

xraygun: Slaxl: So was he deliberately handed gloves that size so he could stage that?

Yep.
No Donald, size small gloves won't fit over your fat, short fingered, bloated hams of hands. Nice watch you got there, is that your wife's?


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who wore it better?
 
2017-09-02 09:24:22 PM  

stoli n coke: Circusdog320: In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, or feelings of inadequacy or incompetence.

A former gf told me once that one of her exes would insist on buying Magnum condoms, despite clearly not needing them. I'm guessing Two Scoops has that same mentality.


Isn't magnum just the brand name?  Wouldn't the joke be the large version?
 
2017-09-02 09:25:38 PM  
"They're too small."

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But not by much!
 
2017-09-02 09:27:57 PM  
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2017-09-02 09:31:13 PM  
And then this happened:

Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." pic.twitter.com/6JFH45o0wn

- ABC News (@ABC) September 2, 2017
 
2017-09-02 09:31:53 PM  

hammer85: stoli n coke: Circusdog320: In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, or feelings of inadequacy or incompetence.

A former gf told me once that one of her exes would insist on buying Magnum condoms, despite clearly not needing them. I'm guessing Two Scoops has that same mentality.

Isn't magnum just the brand name?  Wouldn't the joke be the large version?


Trojan is the brand name. Magnums are their specifically larger product line.
 
2017-09-02 09:34:55 PM  

thornhill: And then this happened:

Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." pic.twitter.com/6JFH45o0wn

- ABC News (@ABC) September 2, 2017


Wow.
What a piece of shiat.  I guess this response works in any thread about Trump.  The media aren't trained rescue professionals, you coont.
 
2017-09-02 09:36:20 PM  

thornhill: And then this happened:

Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." pic.twitter.com/6JFH45o0wn

- ABC News (@ABC) September 2, 2017


WTF?  What the hell does the media have to do with it?  Is he expecting traffic choppers to be making rescues?
 
2017-09-02 09:37:23 PM  

RedT: So they looked at his hands and made a guesstimate, then handed him extra-small gloves, but had to up-size them to regular smalls.

Sounds about right.


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2017-09-02 09:41:19 PM  
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2017-09-02 09:47:46 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: thornhill: And then this happened:

Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." pic.twitter.com/6JFH45o0wn

- ABC News (@ABC) September 2, 2017

Wow.
What a piece of shiat.  I guess this response works in any thread about Trump.  The media aren't trained rescue professionals, you coont.


NeoCortex42: thornhill: And then this happened:

WTF?  What the hell does the media have to do with it?  Is he expecting traffic choppers to be making rescues?


And not to mention that members of the media were out there risking their lives to provide updates about the flooding.

It's just more evidence that Trump has zero empathy for anyone - it's always all about him.
 
2017-09-02 09:50:33 PM  
He valiantly tried to don the gloves, but his efforts were for naught.
 
2017-09-02 09:52:33 PM  
Christ, what a pathetic fark.
 
2017-09-02 09:53:26 PM  
And then he scribbled his signature on the wall. Like a toddler.
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2017-09-02 09:54:22 PM  
Huh. So that still bugs him...
 
2017-09-02 09:54:58 PM  
What a thinned skinned loser. People make fun of you, get over it.
 
2017-09-02 09:56:07 PM  

thornhill: And then this happened:

Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." pic.twitter.com/6JFH45o0wn

- ABC News (@ABC) September 2, 2017


Wh... what? Senõr, what dee fawk are you talkeeng about?
 
2017-09-02 09:58:13 PM  
That's just sad. I mean, if he wasn't farking up our country in every conceivable way, I'd find that worth pitying.
 
2017-09-02 09:58:23 PM  
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2017-09-02 09:58:23 PM  

WI241TH: And then he scribbled his signature on the wall. Like a toddler.
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2017-09-02 10:00:09 PM  
Frankly, compared to the other times Trump has made a disaster about himself, this one seems like a candid fluke. This was too subtle of a way to brag about how big Trump's hands were. If this was intentional, I'm sure Trump would have looked into the camera, held up his hand, and pontificated, "look at my hands, they're yuge. Too big for this glove. Believe me," and there would have been a group of people to applaud him as he spoke.
 
2017-09-02 10:02:28 PM  
HAHA YOU ARE AN ORANGE ASSHOLE WHO HAS NEVER SATISFIED A WOMAN AND YOU SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES AND HOOKER PISS
 
2017-09-02 10:03:20 PM  
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