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(Bipartisan Report)   While people's lives float away in Hurricane Harvey, Trump freaks out about keeping dry   ( bipartisanreport.com) divider line
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2017-09-02 04:54:58 PM  
Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.

(stolen liberated from commenter in article)
 
2017-09-02 05:03:47 PM  
Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.
 
2017-09-02 05:05:59 PM  
"Watch the hair"
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-02 06:10:19 PM  

fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.


And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.
 
2017-09-02 06:19:50 PM  
I would pay good money to see one of those floating rafts of fire ants bump into Trump while he's there.
 
2017-09-02 06:19:57 PM  
He must have to grab himself often

/Whine Supremacy FTW
 
2017-09-02 07:11:28 PM  

433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.


^^^ All of this.
 
2017-09-02 08:06:10 PM  

PaulRB: Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.

(stolen liberated from commenter in article)


Ohh! Low blow...
 
2017-09-02 08:07:30 PM  
Although most of the staff has turned over more than once, this rogue Twitter person is still there and has been since the beginning. For real guys.
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-09-02 08:08:32 PM  
I thought the adult diapers helped with that.
 
2017-09-02 08:08:35 PM  
One former president and one future president had no such problems with Katrina
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2017-09-02 08:08:55 PM  
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We do know that this is a bullshiat site, right everyone?
 
2017-09-02 08:11:33 PM  
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You might as well use the Twitter feed from Louise Mensch.
 
2017-09-02 08:11:45 PM  
Your blog sucks
 
2017-09-02 08:13:52 PM  
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2017-09-02 08:14:11 PM  

PaulRB: Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.

(stolen liberated from commenter in article)


Not from Trump, maybe, but there's a reason she's not at the White House very often.

/aside from getting away from donald
 
2017-09-02 08:14:37 PM  
Texans are ok with him getting his steak well done.

They are unshameable are far as he is concerned, no matter what happens.
Stop wasting time with 'reason'.
 
2017-09-02 08:14:44 PM  

fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.


Okay! Here's trump turning to camera and stating "My hands are too large!" right after putting on gloves at a shelter.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744
 
2017-09-02 08:15:22 PM  

Badmoodman: [img.fark.net image 564x299]

You might as well use the Twitter feed from Louise Mensch.


Even Mensch says rogue Potus staff is full of crap.
 
2017-09-02 08:15:29 PM  
I'm guessing his fat ass can't swim...
 
2017-09-02 08:17:00 PM  
You know who ELSE was afraid of getting wet?

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2017-09-02 08:17:04 PM  

Badmoodman: [img.fark.net image 77x27]

We do know that this is a bullshiat site, right everyone?


Came here to say the same thing that Bipartisan is fake news. With a left of center skew.
 
2017-09-02 08:17:23 PM  

PaulRB: Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.


At least not in a way Donald's had anything to do with, even though he'd still take credit for it.
 
2017-09-02 08:17:38 PM  

LarryDan43: Although most of the staff has turned over more than once, this rogue Twitter person is still there and has been since the beginning. For real guys.


I'm think it's fake, but how hilarious would it be if it's an account that has a password shared amongst many people so when the new people get jaded and start hating Trump, the older ones share the password so as they depart the account will stay alive to torture Trump.
 
2017-09-02 08:17:57 PM  
Traditional Texas...

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Trump Texas...

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2017-09-02 08:18:39 PM  

LarryDan43: Although most of the staff has turned over more than once, this rogue Twitter person is still there and has been since the beginning. For real guys.


What if it's actually Dump himself, using an alt?
 
2017-09-02 08:20:24 PM  
Drip. Drip. Drip.
 
2017-09-02 08:22:14 PM  

Felgraf: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

Okay! Here's trump turning to camera and stating "My hands are too large!" right after putting on gloves at a shelter.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744


Jeebus.

And like some replies are saying, a normal person says "the gloves are too small", and then he walked away instead of asking for a larger size.
Asshole.
 
2017-09-02 08:22:34 PM  

PaulRB: Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.

(stolen liberated from commenter in article)


Unlike the 2 Russian hookers ...
 
2017-09-02 08:27:22 PM  

fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.


Um, he's wet. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2017-09-02 08:34:20 PM  
You know there's are probably millions or even billions of people who struggle with empathy, theory of mind, and communications issues ranging from mild to severe. Most of us learn how to act within normal boundaries anyway. Most of us at least knowthat we're missing something and need to compensate for it.

Having a personality disorder is bad. Having cognitive problems with feeling or expressing empathy is... not great. But not being able to fake itsuggests some kind of really serious problem. It's like forgetting to eat.

It must be awful to be married to him. I wonder how much his staff is covering up.
 
2017-09-02 08:35:58 PM  

Summoner101: PaulRB: Betcha Melania hasn't been wet in years.

(stolen liberated from commenter in article)

Not from Trump, maybe, but there's a reason she's not at the White House very often.

/aside from getting away from donald


I'd be willing to bet Trump shoots pool with a rope.
 
2017-09-02 08:36:23 PM  

lindalouwho: 433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.

^^^ All of this.


You guys go find a serious thread somewhere else, then.  This is the thread where we get to just make fun of the clown.
 
2017-09-02 08:36:53 PM  

Dark Side Of The Spoon: LarryDan43: Although most of the staff has turned over more than once, this rogue Twitter person is still there and has been since the beginning. For real guys.

I'm think it's fake, but how hilarious would it be if it's an account that has a password shared amongst many people so when the new people get jaded and start hating Trump, the older ones share the password so as they depart the account will stay alive to torture Trump.


Password is 'TruckFump'...
 
2017-09-02 08:37:55 PM  

433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.


Just throw it in the pile of those millions of other little things Trump has done that we should ignore, so we can concentrate on important things.

It's a pile of shiat that would hold back the Amazon right now; but they're all such LITTLE, little things...
 
2017-09-02 08:39:58 PM  

Sheila_McSly: You know there's are probably millions or even billions of people who struggle with empathy, theory of mind, and communications issues ranging from mild to severe. Most of us learn how to act within normal boundaries anyway. Most of us at least knowthat we're missing something and need to compensate for it.

Having a personality disorder is bad. Having cognitive problems with feeling or expressing empathy is... not great. But not being able to fake itsuggests some kind of really serious problem. It's like forgetting to eat.

It must be awful to be married to him. I wonder how much his staff is covering up.


Think of this when you go to sleep at night:  what we know of his behavior is just a tiny fragment of the whole picture.  It's only what we see in his speeches, public appearances and tweets.  Imagine being a fly on the wall and seeing his behavior throughout the day, 24x7, for 8 months.  What don't we know of his behavior, behind closed doors and in private?

Sleep tight!
 
2017-09-02 08:40:58 PM  

Felgraf: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

Okay! Here's trump turning to camera and stating "My hands are too large!" right after putting on gloves at a shelter.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744


Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
 
2017-09-02 08:43:52 PM  

Felgraf: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

Okay! Here's trump turning to camera and stating "My hands are too large!" right after putting on gloves at a shelter.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744


You just made my day.
 
2017-09-02 08:44:46 PM  

karmachameleon: Sheila_McSly: You know there's are probably millions or even billions of people who struggle with empathy, theory of mind, and communications issues ranging from mild to severe. Most of us learn how to act within normal boundaries anyway. Most of us at least knowthat we're missing something and need to compensate for it.

Having a personality disorder is bad. Having cognitive problems with feeling or expressing empathy is... not great. But not being able to fake itsuggests some kind of really serious problem. It's like forgetting to eat.

It must be awful to be married to him. I wonder how much his staff is covering up.

Think of this when you go to sleep at night:  what we know of his behavior is just a tiny fragment of the whole picture.  It's only what we see in his speeches, public appearances and tweets.  Imagine being a fly on the wall and seeing his behavior throughout the day, 24x7, for 8 months.  What don't we know of his behavior, behind closed doors and in private?

Sleep tight!


He autographed a wall today. Right next to a poster.

Let's not forget that time he wandered away from his motorcade, and that other time he just drifted away from a bill signing.
 
2017-09-02 08:49:27 PM  

edmo: "Watch the hair"


This. Grumps gets wet, he looks a sight. He looks a "wait wait let me get out my phone, I have *got* to get a picture" sight.

One picture of that fat old toad with his rat's nest plastered down and his chrome dome peaking through and he's finished. He would resign, refuse to speak in public and leave the White House with a bag over his head. He might actually try to order a nuclear strike on the entire world before leaving.
 
2017-09-02 08:49:35 PM  
Even if this were true, Lord Maga would make the rain stop and the sun come out just like he did on his historic inauguration day with record attendance.
 
2017-09-02 08:49:40 PM  
Eh, I take these rogue accounts with a huge grain of salt. No way to know if they're genuinely disgruntled staff members or just pretenders. There are plenty of reasons to criticize Trump without making up new ones.
 
2017-09-02 08:54:54 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Felgraf: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

Okay! Here's trump turning to camera and stating "My hands are too large!" right after putting on gloves at a shelter.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/904038749293727744

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.


OK, for the website: We're lawyers!
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-02 08:59:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.

Just throw it in the pile of those millions of other little things Trump has done that we should ignore, so we can concentrate on important things.

It's a pile of shiat that would hold back the Amazon right now; but they're all such LITTLE, little things...


But it's not even true.  Or, "can't be verified."  It's a distraction, for better or worse.
 
2017-09-02 09:04:10 PM  

karmachameleon: lindalouwho: 433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.

^^^ All of this.

You guys go find a serious thread somewhere else, then.  This is the thread where we get to just make fun of the clown.


In that case let me note that Trump looked particularly large in that black bomber/windbreaker jacket.
Those suit coats hide a lot, don't they?
 
2017-09-02 09:07:43 PM  
I can see him insisting on being dry but the "at all costs" quote is just trying too hard.
 
2017-09-02 09:10:25 PM  

optional: Eh, I take these rogue accounts with a huge grain of salt. No way to know if they're genuinely disgruntled staff members or just pretenders. There are plenty of reasons to criticize Trump without making up new ones.


They're just LARPing. All the major ones have made enough clearly bullshiat statements to be deemed entirely bullshiat.
 
2017-09-02 09:21:40 PM  

karmachameleon: lindalouwho: 433: fusillade762: Although there isn't any real way to verify this

So let's stick to the verifiable stuff, then.

And maybe even then, the stuff that is important.  We can pick and pick and pick at little things that Trump does or does not do, but things like this only poorly reinforce existing opinions and keep the focus away from things that are actually important.

^^^ All of this.

You guys go find a serious thread somewhere else, then.  This is the thread where we get to just make fun of the clown.


THAT happens in almost every thread.
 
2017-09-02 09:34:06 PM  

berylman: I can see him insisting on being dry but the "at all costs" quote is just trying too hard.


He's like a mogwai. Do you really want MORE of him?
 
2017-09-02 09:44:47 PM  

optional: Eh, I take these rogue accounts with a huge grain of salt. No way to know if they're genuinely disgruntled staff members or just pretenders. There are plenty of reasons to criticize Trump without making up new ones.


Yeah, I follow the specific account in question because it's amusing. I work from the assumption it's some random schmuck somewhere pulling stuff out of his or her ass.
 
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