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(NBC News)   Krazy Kris Kobach; "Obviously, most young Hispanics are gang bangers"   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, DACA, Crime, illegal alien population, DACA recipients, Criminal law, Illegal immigration, Gang, DACA amnesty  
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2017-09-01 09:22:06 PM  
Obviously, one Kris Kobach is sewage.
 
2017-09-01 09:43:40 PM  
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2017-09-01 10:06:25 PM  
It's true! I look back fondly on my time as a member of the Rollin' Tortilla Posse. We were so bad a$$ that we didn't even speak Spanish!!!
 
2017-09-01 10:16:16 PM  
We used to feud with the Casa Bonita Boyz. Good times.
 
2017-09-01 11:24:33 PM  
Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?
 
2017-09-01 11:43:53 PM  
"There are criminals, there are scholars. But it's not an especially higher achieving cross-section of the illegal alien population."

I'm sure he has some reputable, peer-reviewed research to back this up and isn't just pulling shiat out of his ass.
 
2017-09-01 11:45:14 PM  

sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?


Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.
 
2017-09-02 12:01:41 AM  

stan unusual: sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?

Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.


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2017-09-02 12:24:20 AM  

stan unusual: sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?

Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.


I don't care what his middle name actually is. I'm going to use various names beginning with the letter K instead. It simply farking fits.
 
2017-09-02 12:42:11 AM  
Sounds like he knows a few things about gangbang. Which must be hard to hook that shiat up in Kansas, so I'll give him a +1
 
2017-09-02 12:51:19 AM  
Anything our base wants to believe is effectively true. We will team up with them to take turns goading each other into greater and wider-reaching outrages and atrocities. This is how a good society drives itself off the rails into insanity and evil. We've seen it happen before, and we will make it happen again in order to satisfy our selfish, vengeful and narcissistic urges.
 
2017-09-02 01:37:30 AM  

IgG4: Sounds like he knows a few things about gangbang. Which must be hard to hook that shiat up in Kansas, so I'll give him a +1


Have you checked how large the cattle population is?

Kobach knows...
 
2017-09-02 02:50:32 AM  
I guess that includes Ted Cruz's kids too then...Obviously..
 
2017-09-02 02:51:18 AM  
But DEMOCRAT Robert Byrd was a leader in the Klan like 70 years ago, so Antifa is the real racists.
 
2017-09-02 02:52:05 AM  
God what an asshole.
 
2017-09-02 02:58:07 AM  
I guess Mr. Voter Suppression is throwing out crap that he thinks might justify what he does, and seeing what sticks.
 
2017-09-02 02:59:04 AM  
To be a DACA recipient your criminal record has to be pretty spotless.  Of course Trump's idiot fanbase will eat this guy's bullshait with a fork and ask for seconds.
 
2017-09-02 03:03:46 AM  
Stupid, full of shiat, and farkin' nuts.
 
2017-09-02 03:05:10 AM  

Miss5280: We used to feud with the Casa Bonita Boyz. Good times.


Casa Bonita is terrible...
 
2017-09-02 03:05:31 AM  
Show me the numbers, asshole!
 
2017-09-02 03:07:58 AM  
We should build a wall.  Around Kansas.  And then flood it.
 
2017-09-02 03:08:34 AM  

orangehat: We should build a wall.  Around Kansas.  And then flood it.


Evacuate Lawrence first.
 
2017-09-02 03:20:58 AM  

Hickory-smoked: But DEMOCRAT Robert Byrd was a leader in the Klan like 70 years ago, so Antifa is the real racists.


And how dare Hillary have called them deplorable!
 
2017-09-02 03:27:36 AM  
Kris Kobach is the herpes of Kansas
 
2017-09-02 03:48:57 AM  
There are 1.4 million gang members in the United States.  There are 14 million Hispanics in the United States.  Do the arithmetic...
 
2017-09-02 04:34:47 AM  

Fart_Machine: God what an asshole.


So is Kobach.
 
2017-09-02 04:37:15 AM  
Some, I assume, are good people.
 
2017-09-02 04:45:53 AM  
Translation for everything the people in this shiatshow say: "God, I hate Mexicans. I mean, I hateMexicans. Makes me gag just to look at 'em."
 
2017-09-02 06:11:22 AM  
I'm beginning to wonder if there aren't a lot of folksy racists in the political science departments at Harvard, Oxford's Brasenose College, and Yale Law.

Not that they would convert a fellow, but more they would give him the kind of inspiration a budding hate wad and world class troll would need to make a difference. Conversion is a very creepy idea to him -- Muslims seduce people, Latinos convert all young boys into gangsters, the gays -- too scary. Then there are the Democrats.  Especially the Kenyans.

He's the anti Muslim crusader who easily projects onto all brown skinned young males, a reformer who revives the spirit of the fugitive slave acts in state by state, and who goes to court to defend his firing of a State GOP Methodist for not going to church enough.  That he actually darkens the door of any church is hard to prove, at least this side of the dark web.

It must be a pleasure to work around this dedicated, selfless public servant.  Unless you're a Methodist.  He's the guy being parodied in Blazing Saddles.
 
2017-09-02 06:34:12 AM  

Serious Black: stan unusual: sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?

Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.

I don't care what his middle name actually is. I'm going to use various names beginning with the letter K instead. It simply farking fits.


Kansas Kris Kobach works well
 
2017-09-02 06:43:09 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen of Kansas: Meet your next Senator
 
2017-09-02 06:59:26 AM  
Maybe worse, he thinks people who have been arrested but never convicted of a crime should be treated as criminals.
 
2017-09-02 07:12:17 AM  
Thank goodness he didn't call them 'superpredators' - conservatives apparently hate that.
 
2017-09-02 07:17:01 AM  
It would seem that most Republicans get their understanding of anyone who isn't a white male from 70's cop shows.

/ though Poncharello probably confuses them.
 
2017-09-02 07:34:41 AM  

stan unusual: sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?

Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.


You mean Kansas Kris Kobach might be racist?
 
2017-09-02 07:39:35 AM  

Bowen: Ladies and gentlemen of Kansas: Meet your next Senator


I thought he was running for Governor?
 
2017-09-02 07:55:49 AM  

NobleHam: Maybe worse, he thinks people who have been arrested but never convicted of a crime should be treated as criminals.


He keeps getting caught himself.  Even complains his fines are higher than other people for the same financial deceptions, which he appears to have been counting on before committing the offense. Each time.
 
2017-09-02 08:02:05 AM  

NobleHam: Maybe worse, he thinks people who have been arrested but never convicted of a crime should be treated as criminals.


A variation on AG Ed Meese's genius legal opinion that suspect wouldn't be suspects if they weren't guilty.  Yep, a US Attorney General said that.
 
2017-09-02 08:02:45 AM  
What a scumnozzle. Him especially, but anyone hoping to repeal DACA is just a gross human being. The kind that steals candy from babies. And then apparently calls the baby a gangbanger to justify it.
 
2017-09-02 08:03:26 AM  
Between the gangbang'n & the cantaloupe legs these kids sure are trouble.
 
2017-09-02 08:12:29 AM  
Which statement is more true?

Most young Hispanics are gang bangers.

Most Republicans are soul-less tools of the 1%
 
2017-09-02 08:38:00 AM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 550x324]


You know, it's mornings like this where I really miss Gorgor.
 
2017-09-02 08:53:10 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: There are 1.4 million gang members in the United States.  There are 14 million Hispanics in the United States.  Do the arithmetic...



So every recorded gang member is actually ten Hispanics using the same fake ID?
 
2017-09-02 09:01:56 AM  

orangehat: Miss5280: We used to feud with the Casa Bonita Boyz. Good times.

Casa Bonita is terrible...


The one in Fort Worth was really good for the price back in the 80s.
 
2017-09-02 09:03:44 AM  

Miss5280: We used to feud with the Casa Bonita Boyz. Good times.


there's nothing good about Casa Bonita.  Stay away from those boys.

  on the other hand,.you got.some of those tortillas?  My ex's great aunt was a charter member of the tortilla gang.  They called her Aunt Rose, and for sure, you would never mess.with her.  She would have a pot of green Chile stew on the stove in case anyone would visit.  If you did, she would make you a fresh tortilla to go with it.  She got a lot of visitors.
 
2017-09-02 09:12:41 AM  

Alphax: orangehat: We should build a wall.  Around Kansas.  And then flood it.

Evacuate Lawrence first.


As a Lawrenceian, I say we deserve to be quarantined along with the rest of the state. There are unfortunately too many racists and white supremacists in our midst even in the blue dot.
 
2017-09-02 09:13:34 AM  

LucklessWonder: stan unusual: sno man: Obviously most Kansas Republicans are kiddybangers. See how that works Dumbasslican?

Kris W. Kobach.  Because a middle name like Keith would have made it too obvious.

You mean Kansas Kris Kobach might be racist?


Okay, now that one is accurate and hilarious. I may have to use that.
 
2017-09-02 09:22:57 AM  

UNC_Samurai: orangehat: Miss5280: We used to feud with the Casa Bonita Boyz. Good times.

Casa Bonita is terrible...

The one in Fort Worth was really good for the price back in the 80s.


There was a Casa Bonita in Fort Worth?
 
2017-09-02 09:25:13 AM  
Racist says what...
 
2017-09-02 09:38:01 AM  

NobleHam: Maybe worse, he thinks people who have been arrested but never convicted of a crime should be treated as criminals.


Came here to say this.  That stupid farker is missing the point entirely.  If you are arrested but can't be convicted of anything, maybe that says more about the people doing the arresting (and complaining about DACA).

For example.
 
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