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(Newsweek)   Donnie half scoops getting $100k for speech at UNT. Hope they give him a mug   ( newsweek.com) divider line
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2017-09-01 07:43:28 PM  
he should donate it to the hurricane relief at least.
 
2017-09-01 07:45:17 PM  
 So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.
 
2017-09-01 07:56:18 PM  
Why him? Seriously, why him. He's done nothing but play with money that isn't his.

And philanthropist? With his American Psycho look it's probably more like

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-09-01 07:57:52 PM  
Oh. Wait. Half scoop, not Two Scoops. Never mind.
 
2017-09-01 08:12:33 PM  
I'd be rather pissed if I were a student or instructor at that university. It's a waste of money and shows them in a terrible light.
 
2017-09-01 08:16:23 PM  
And it's a PUBLIC university. Unf*cking real.
 
2017-09-01 08:48:29 PM  

Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.


With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.
 
2017-09-01 08:50:23 PM  
What insight could that farking nimrod have to offer that would be worth $10,000?
 
2017-09-01 08:52:35 PM  
livedoor.blogimg.jp
 
2017-09-01 08:53:46 PM  

Mugato: What insight could that farking nimrod have to offer that would be worth $1?


FTFY
 
2017-09-01 09:33:33 PM  
Mesa Petroleum founder T. Boone Picken.

When did he start being singular?
 
2017-09-01 09:56:56 PM  
To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."
 
2017-09-01 09:57:04 PM  

fusillade762: Mesa Petroleum founder T. Boone Picken.

When did he start being singular?


Have you ever really seen him in the same place at the same time?
 
2017-09-01 11:12:13 PM  

Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."


I'd say Tiffany is more successful than any of her immediate family. In the long run at least. Not that anyone else in her family has given a thought to anything beyond the needs of the moment.

Not that she's been successful on purpose...
 
2017-09-01 11:37:05 PM  

mephox: Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."

I'd say Tiffany is more successful than any of her immediate family. In the long run at least. Not that anyone else in her family has given a thought to anything beyond the needs of the moment.

Not that she's been successful on purpose...


She's the Bush Twins of the Trump era. She comes out moderately ahead because she's not as unimaginably shiatty as you'd expect.
 
2017-09-01 11:43:02 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: mephox: Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."

I'd say Tiffany is more successful than any of her immediate family. In the long run at least. Not that anyone else in her family has given a thought to anything beyond the needs of the moment.

Not that she's been successful on purpose...

She's the Bush Twins of the Trump era. She comes out moderately ahead because she's not as unimaginably shiatty as you'd expect.


Barron is who I imagine the Marty McFly of 1985-A was like being raised by Biff from Back To The Future Part II.
 
2017-09-01 11:49:10 PM  
I teach at UNT. This is farking outrageous. I'm so pissed I can't see straight.
 
2017-09-01 11:50:06 PM  
Pre-approved questions....What's your favorite color? Who was your favorite Backstreet Boy?
 
2017-09-01 11:51:36 PM  
Subby, missing a C?
 
2017-09-01 11:52:38 PM  

SurfaceTension: [livedoor.blogimg.jp image 279x496]


oh, godammit

/you win
 
2017-09-01 11:52:52 PM  

MrPoopyPants: Subby, missing a C?


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 11:53:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Why him? Seriously, why him. He's done nothing but play with money that isn't his.

And philanthropist? With his American Psycho look it's probably more like

[25.media.tumblr.com image 245x200]


I wonder how much cheese he will have to eat before a gig like this.....?
 
2017-09-01 11:57:04 PM  

meehaw: I teach at UNT. This is farking outrageous. I'm so pissed I can't see straight.


Can you get me one of those mugs?
 
2017-09-01 11:58:26 PM  

johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.


Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.
 
2017-09-01 11:59:15 PM  

meehaw: I teach at UNT. This is farking outrageous. I'm so pissed I can't see straight.


Don Jr. is a man of great accomplishment and lots of people would benefit from hearing his thoughts and he totally deserves to be paid.....

Nope, can't bring myself to type it.  I wouldn't want to listen to Don Jr. for FREE, much less for any amount of money.
 
2017-09-02 12:01:37 AM  
This is how the rich stay rich.  Quite literally, get a big paycheck because of your last name.  (Unless he's there to lecture on the real truth of alchemy -- how to turn the frogs that fall out of his father's mouth into a paying proposition.)
 
2017-09-02 12:01:47 AM  
How much do we have to pay the secret service to protect him on the trip to receive the six figures?
 
2017-09-02 12:05:21 AM  

Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."


I'd have a lot more respect for him if he actually said that.

Mind you, that would only take him up to "amusing fungus", but it's still better than where he is now at "flesh-eating bacteria"
 
2017-09-02 12:05:43 AM  
No wonder Texas needs money, they want to spend in helping retards.
No wonder I wrote that all Texans deserve the current natural disaster and just STFU and die.
Or secede like they keep promising.
 
2017-09-02 12:05:53 AM  

wardog84: johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.

Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.


 Ooooo! You are so clever! I own a small business. If it goes bankrupt, well, that is me going bankrupt. I'm about .006% of Trump, but when you are not just the face of the organization, but the heart, soul, and reason the organization exists, you are responsible for the bankruptcy. If my business went bankrupt, saying "Well that was just my PLLC, not me." is simple deflection. I would be the failure.
 
2017-09-02 12:06:00 AM  
img.fark.net

"And that was the second time I got crabs."
 
2017-09-02 12:18:12 AM  
It's hard to watch him speak when I'm wondering what his chinless skull would look like
 
2017-09-02 12:18:21 AM  
I am slightly botherered by calling him half scoops. Two half scoops would make a full scoop and saying one and a half half scoops is just farking stupid. How many scoops total is this asshat?
 
2017-09-02 12:19:25 AM  
For Texas, its a fairly liberal school (or was when I went there 20 years ago) for Texas. Odd series of speakers.
 
2017-09-02 12:20:08 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: For Texas, its a fairly liberal school (or was when I went there 20 years ago) for Texas. Odd series of speakers.


And my Texas education is showing.
 
2017-09-02 12:21:03 AM  

STDMan69: I am slightly botherered by calling him half scoops. Two half scoops would make a full scoop and saying one and a half half scoops is just farking stupid. How many scoops total is this asshat?


Born on 3rd base scoop.
 
2017-09-02 12:22:25 AM  

wardog84: johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.

Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.


Moral bankruptcy doesn't count, I suppose.
 
2017-09-02 12:29:10 AM  

wardog84: johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.

Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.


Four corporate bankruptcies (his number from the debate) + 0 personal bankruptcies = 4 total bankruptcies.
 
2017-09-02 12:31:39 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: For Texas, its a fairly liberal school (or was when I went there 20 years ago) for Texas. Odd series of speakers.


It seems like many colleges are trying to act "open minded" by asking dumb farks to give speeches. This is stupid. It's ok to have someone speak who is has a different point of view that has something rational to say but basically having someone who doesn't and instead it's more of a pissing contest of "see look how open we are" is just stupid. There are conservatives who would be worth having, but what has half scoops done other than being the son of Trump?
 
2017-09-02 12:34:23 AM  

Corvus: Peter von Nostrand: For Texas, its a fairly liberal school (or was when I went there 20 years ago) for Texas. Odd series of speakers.

It seems like many colleges are trying to act "open minded" by asking dumb farks to give speeches. This is stupid. It's ok to have someone speak who is has a different point of view that has something rational to say but basically having someone who doesn't and instead it's more of a pissing contest of "see look how open we are" is just stupid. There are conservatives who would be worth having, but what has half scoops done other than being the son of Trump?


I can't imagine that fark wit would have to say worth $100, let alone $100k. Only guess I have is they know his appearance will create an incident.
 
2017-09-02 12:35:01 AM  

wardog84: johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.

Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.


Ah - found the guy who thinks you become a millionaire by starting out as a billionaire.
 
2017-09-02 12:37:21 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why him? Seriously, why him. He's done nothing but play with money that isn't his.


Well, 'playing with money that's not his' was enough to get his daddy the Presidency.
 
2017-09-02 12:39:02 AM  

Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."


Hey, Tiffany may be the most successful member of that family.
 
2017-09-02 12:40:11 AM  
In his defense, he thought he was going to a rave

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2017-09-02 12:50:00 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: mephox: Sid_6.7: To summarize his remarks:

"I have found that to be successful in life one needs a rich father and to not be named Tiffany."

I'd say Tiffany is more successful than any of her immediate family. In the long run at least. Not that anyone else in her family has given a thought to anything beyond the needs of the moment.

Not that she's been successful on purpose...

She's the Bush Twins of the Trump era. She comes out moderately ahead because she's not as unimaginably shiatty as you'd expect.

Barron is who I imagine the Marty McFly of 1985-A was like being raised by Biff from Back To The Future Part II.


Barron's going to be Dudley Moore in "Arthur."
 
2017-09-02 12:51:49 AM  
UNT alum here, completely embarrassed by my school.
 
2017-09-02 12:53:12 AM  
Did their invitation to him include an offer to share information damaging to Hillary's campaign?

Love it.
 
2017-09-02 12:59:06 AM  
Aren't these the same people that complain that Hillary has a $100k speaking fee?
 
2017-09-02 01:14:49 AM  

meehaw: I teach at UNT. This is farking outrageous. I'm so pissed I can't see straight.


But how do you feel about this speaking engagement?
 
2017-09-02 01:33:43 AM  

wardog84: johnsoninca: Miss5280: So why is Donald working a second job??  I don't remember other presidents having a side gig.

With the number of bankruptcies Trump's declared, it's irresponsible not to work a second job.

Obama made way more money from sales of his book than from his Presidential salary. Not like he was actively selling it, though.

Zero is a high number isn't it.
Try to learn the difference between a business someone owns going bankrupt and the owner going bankrupt.


Yes, because all the working stiffs that get farked over in these type of bankruptcies done by "business" men are a small price to pay for a small group of rich people to make a little more money. It as stupid to laud someone for their business failing and declaring bankruptcy as it is to laud them for stuffing it on purpose to make money on the backs of employees losing jobs and all the small businesses they stiff when they don't pay them for services. Neither is the sign of someone a grown up would want running their country.
 
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