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(Guardian)   Wayne Rooney charged with drunk driving after posing for a selfie at a bar. That must have been some picture. How many is that on the Rooney scale?   ( theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Manchester United F.C., cricketer Jack McIver, Manchester United, Stockport magistrates court, black VW Beetle, Cheshire police officers, Bubble Room bar, Wayne Rooney  
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2017-09-01 04:58:23 PM  
Well, since he plays for a blue collar team, this was practically an inevitability.
 
2017-09-01 05:06:55 PM  
Wayne Rooney drivers a Beetle?
 
2017-09-01 05:09:28 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Wayne Rooney drivers a Beetle?


I can type...
 
2017-09-01 05:17:22 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Wayne Rooney drivers a Beetle?


You don't drink drive in a conspicuous car. That's how you fail your driving exam
 
2017-09-01 06:32:14 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Wayne Rooney drivers a Beetle?


I hope it's at least the supercharged edition.
 
2017-09-01 06:47:12 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Wayne Rooney drivers a Beetle?

I can type...


You aren't as think as you drunk you are.
 
2017-09-01 06:48:48 PM  
the only time an english player is actually hoping to miss a penalty
 
2017-09-01 06:52:49 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the only time an english player is actually hoping to miss a penalty


Unless you are John Terry, in which case you don't give a fark... unless someone's wife/girlfriend is involved.
 
2017-09-01 07:20:17 PM  

Slaxl: You don't drink drive in a conspicuous car. That's how you fail your driving exam


Yeah, I'm sure that's what Wayne WANTS you to think.
 
2017-09-01 10:18:56 PM  
Can someone translate to the American version of English? I read that Rooney was stopped while driving a vw Beatle because he took a selfie at a bar. And then charged with drunk driving.

If DWI in Britain work this way, why isn't every women in jail?
 
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