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(C-SPAN)   On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)   ( c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, President of the United States, Spokesman Sarah Huckabee, Huckabee Sanders fields, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Bill Clinton, Herbert Hoover, The Field Mice  
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2017-09-01 12:19:56 PM  
By 2:30, something else regarding Russia is bound to break
 
2017-09-01 12:23:28 PM  
Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.
 
2017-09-01 12:27:35 PM  
Goodbye DACA today
 
2017-09-01 12:32:32 PM  
I expect a letter from Pickle's cousin Gherkin.
 
2017-09-01 12:40:49 PM  
WH press briefings no longer have the pizazz without Spicey. Instead of a trainwreck happening live, huckabeast seems to be a depressing, monotone extension of the administration.
 
2017-09-01 12:46:38 PM  
I'm just in to see what Hucks wears.

/ Not really.
// I also care about the lies she spouts.
/// And what she does with her makeup.
 
2017-09-01 12:48:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-01 01:19:36 PM  
Thank you thank you thank you for this thread!!!!
 
2017-09-01 01:20:20 PM  

Miss5280: I'm just in to see what Hucks wears.

/ Not really.
// I also care about the lies she spouts.
/// And what she does with her makeup.


Did you notice the hem of that dress yesterday? I know this is the most inane thing to be commenting on, but it drove me slightly more over the edge. And I'm on the edge already.
 
2017-09-01 01:25:58 PM  

kimwim: Miss5280: I'm just in to see what Hucks wears.

/ Not really.
// I also care about the lies she spouts.
/// And what she does with her makeup.

Did you notice the hem of that dress yesterday? I know this is the most inane thing to be commenting on, but it drove me slightly more over the edge. And I'm on the edge already.


No, I missed it. I came in late and only saw her behind the podium.  What was it like?
 
2017-09-01 01:44:53 PM  
Can we please get some news dumps.  Its after lunch in the mid west and if I don't get something good Im going to fall asleep.
 
2017-09-01 01:48:23 PM  
News networks keep reporting on DACA "decision" possibly coming today. Wish they'd just drop the act and state that since it's got Obama's name on it, it's sure to go. Anything enacted by Obama that's still around, Trump just hasn't gotten around to killing yet.

/it's just depressing
 
2017-09-01 01:51:10 PM  

freakay: Can we please get some news dumps.  Its after lunch in the mid west and if I don't get something good Im going to fall asleep.


If you want to stay up worrying you can always read up on how the Trump Administration is undercutting the census.
 
2017-09-01 01:53:00 PM  

Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.


2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 01:53:04 PM  
I'm so excited to expirience this first hand, via the information you all transcribe.
 
2017-09-01 01:54:22 PM  
Super excited for this thread. This administration and this briefing in particular not so much.
 
2017-09-01 01:54:43 PM  

italie: I'm so excited to experience this first hand, via the information you all transcribe.


Seconded!
 
2017-09-01 01:55:01 PM  

Stone Meadow: still no Hacklebutt.


Hacklebutt?

Was that wrong...should I not have said that?

JPG
 
2017-09-01 01:55:09 PM  

freddyV: Goodbye DACA today


Where is my "Depressing" button, modmins?
 
2017-09-01 01:55:19 PM  

Stone Meadow: Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.

2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

[img.fark.net image 636x319]


Note that it says "fields", not answers.
 
2017-09-01 01:55:29 PM  

Stone Meadow: Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.

2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

[img.fark.net image 636x319]


Current time in Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-4)
1:55:02 PM
Friday, September 1, 2017
 
2017-09-01 01:55:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 01:56:22 PM  

Stone Meadow: Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.

2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

[img.fark.net image 636x319]


Look I know it's 5 o'clock somewhere ahead of a 3 day weekend but it's not yet 2 PM on the East Coast.
 
2017-09-01 01:58:28 PM  

STDMan69: Stone Meadow: Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.

2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

[img.fark.net image 636x319]

Current time in Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-4)
1:55:02 PM
Friday, September 1, 2017


See? Those guys can't even tell time!

/dusts hands, *whistles as he walks off*
 
2017-09-01 02:00:42 PM  

Miss5280: kimwim: Miss5280: I'm just in to see what Hucks wears.

/ Not really.
// I also care about the lies she spouts.
/// And what she does with her makeup.

Did you notice the hem of that dress yesterday? I know this is the most inane thing to be commenting on, but it drove me slightly more over the edge. And I'm on the edge already.

No, I missed it. I came in late and only saw her behind the podium.  What was it like?


Scalloped!

cdn.shopify.com

Like this, but longer, and fark maroon colored.
 
2017-09-01 02:01:12 PM  
I miss Sean Spicer.
 
2017-09-01 02:01:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 02:03:25 PM  

Stone Meadow: STDMan69: Stone Meadow: Butterfinger: Here comes Hucklebutt.... at 230.

2:30 was 20 minutes ago...still no Hacklebutt.

[img.fark.net image 636x319]

Current time in Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-4)
1:55:02 PM
Friday, September 1, 2017

See? Those guys can't even tell time!

/dusts hands, *whistles as he walks off*


I had to look it up. East coasters are known to be dumbasses so everything has to be told in their time zone, it isn't fair.
 
2017-09-01 02:04:51 PM  

kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]


JFC can't these assholes ever be on time?
 
2017-09-01 02:06:03 PM  

kimwim: Miss5280: kimwim: Miss5280: I'm just in to see what Hucks wears.

/ Not really.
// I also care about the lies she spouts.
/// And what she does with her makeup.

Did you notice the hem of that dress yesterday? I know this is the most inane thing to be commenting on, but it drove me slightly more over the edge. And I'm on the edge already.

No, I missed it. I came in late and only saw her behind the podium.  What was it like?

Scalloped!

[cdn.shopify.com image 682x1024]

Like this, but longer, and fark maroon colored.


 Wow. I'm sure when she was whipping that up on her Singer, she thought she was being fancy!
 
2017-09-01 02:06:46 PM  

kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]


3:00pm, right about when office workers start leaving early for the holiday weekend.   I honestly expect some major news to drop today.
 
2017-09-01 02:11:26 PM  

quizzical: kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]

3:00pm, right about when office workers start leaving early for the holiday weekend.   I honestly expect some major news to drop today.


yup, better to charge your phone if your not driving. could get interesting.
 
2017-09-01 02:15:01 PM  

quizzical: kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]

3:00pm, right about when office workers start leaving early for the holiday weekend.   I honestly expect some major news to drop today.


Maddow is going to be awesome tonight.
 
2017-09-01 02:15:12 PM  

kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]


(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
2017-09-01 02:17:05 PM  
It would be nice if every single news channel wasn't sucking Trump's dick about him pledging a mil of his money. First of all, you want to give, it is a single farking click to so that, so do it asshat. Second, it is a million dollars, I thought this cheeto dick farker has much more than that.
 
2017-09-01 02:18:53 PM  
img.fark.net

haha
 
2017-09-01 02:18:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 02:19:42 PM  

odinsposse: freakay: Can we please get some news dumps.  Its after lunch in the mid west and if I don't get something good Im going to fall asleep.

If you want to stay up worrying you can always read up on how the Trump Administration is undercutting the census.


Aw, shiat.

I guess if "well-regulated militia" = fat guys running around in pajamas, then "actual enumeration = eh, gimme your best estimate
 
2017-09-01 02:20:47 PM  

STDMan69: It would be nice if every single news channel wasn't sucking Trump's dick about him pledging a mil of his money. First of all, you want to give, it is a single farking click to so that, so do it asshat. Second, it is a million dollars, I thought this cheeto dick farker has much more than that.


He is holding some cash back so that when Hurricane Irma shows up he can give some more.  It would really suck if Irma went ashore in the same place as Harvey.
 
2017-09-01 02:22:16 PM  
 
2017-09-01 02:22:48 PM  

Nogrhi: STDMan69: It would be nice if every single news channel wasn't sucking Trump's dick about him pledging a mil of his money. First of all, you want to give, it is a single farking click to so that, so do it asshat. Second, it is a million dollars, I thought this cheeto dick farker has much more than that.

He is holding some cash back so that when Hurricane Irma shows up he can give some more.  It would really suck if Irma went ashore in the same place as Harvey.


Irma's gonna hit Georgia, up to the Carolinas.
Mark my words.
 
2017-09-01 02:24:04 PM  
img.fark.net
Work from home day!  I can drink for this!
Don't tell my boss!
/internet was out at office and they said it would be back up at 1:43pm... which was insanely specific for farking Comcast
 
2017-09-01 02:26:29 PM  

BREAKING: TRUMP RESIGNS! CONTROVERSIAL ADMINISTRATION MIRED IN SCANDAL AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN SHAMBLES! TRUMP IN TEARS AND SHOUTING ABOUT ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAPS FROM WHITE HOUSE BALCONY.

 
2017-09-01 02:27:11 PM  

Subtonic: BREAKING: TRUMP RESIGNS! CONTROVERSIAL ADMINISTRATION MIRED IN SCANDAL AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN SHAMBLES! TRUMP IN TEARS AND SHOUTING ABOUT ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAPS FROM WHITE HOUSE BALCONY.


Oh. So it is Friday then. Got it.
 
2017-09-01 02:27:34 PM  

Subtonic: BREAKING: TRUMP RESIGNS! CONTROVERSIAL ADMINISTRATION MIRED IN SCANDAL AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN SHAMBLES! TRUMP IN TEARS AND SHOUTING ABOUT ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAPS FROM WHITE HOUSE BALCONY.


Shut up, subby.
 
2017-09-01 02:28:12 PM  

kimwim: quizzical: kimwim: [img.fark.net image 582x146]

3:00pm, right about when office workers start leaving early for the holiday weekend.   I honestly expect some major news to drop today.

Maddow is going to be awesome tonight.


Will she be back?
 
2017-09-01 02:28:52 PM  

kimwim: Nogrhi: STDMan69: It would be nice if every single news channel wasn't sucking Trump's dick about him pledging a mil of his money. First of all, you want to give, it is a single farking click to so that, so do it asshat. Second, it is a million dollars, I thought this cheeto dick farker has much more than that.

He is holding some cash back so that when Hurricane Irma shows up he can give some more.  It would really suck if Irma went ashore in the same place as Harvey.

Irma's gonna hit Georgia, up to the Carolinas.
Mark my words.


Swell.  I should've stayed in the Midwest.  Sure there were tornadoes and quiet Midwestern racism, but no hurricanes or Klan rallies. So far as I knew anyway.
 
2017-09-01 02:29:09 PM  
Youtube stream.  The best tubes, really.  Tremendous. People are saying...
 
2017-09-01 02:30:28 PM  
img.fark.net
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Thrilling!
 
2017-09-01 02:31:16 PM  
My prediction: this will go like every other SHS presser... no new information, only evasive non-answers to questions. News dump will hit just after 5pm Eastern.
 
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