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(Huffington Post)   Let's check in and see how Look-at-me Barbie's first gig went   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-09-01 12:34:28 PM  
I believe that I previously mentioned how this was going to come in handy.
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2017-09-01 12:59:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-01 01:07:15 PM  
Opps.
 
2017-09-01 01:22:14 PM  

xraygun: I believe that I previously mentioned how this was going to come in handy.
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Hmmmm. I have always thought that with everything she must be trying to repress, she must either be great in bed or the worst in bed.

Either way, the addition of that will help the situation immensely.

/ummm reported?
 
2017-09-01 01:40:30 PM  
I actually like Lahren.  Dumb blond jokes had fallen out of favor and she's ensuring they get an extended life.
 
2017-09-01 02:06:38 PM  
It's a trick, and nobody should fall for it. There will be no end to "but her emails." Not ever.
 
2017-09-01 02:35:40 PM  
 I wonder if she took her microwaveable butt warmer to FOX.
 
2017-09-01 03:54:52 PM  
She's new at this, just like her orange overlord.

She doesn't quite get what words you say out loud and which ones you just think in your head.
 
2017-09-01 03:57:10 PM  
Trump. Tomi. We're truly in the "no experience required" era.
 
2017-09-01 04:03:36 PM  
Oh honey it is going to be a quick 15 minutes.
 
2017-09-01 04:48:05 PM  
She's no hotter than many 25 year old women.  She will be replaced and no one will notice it's a different person.
 
2017-09-01 05:11:08 PM  
Someone tweets something dumb, now look at all these other tweets making fun of them!

I know, I know, it's not news...
 
2017-09-01 05:58:21 PM  

fusillade762: Someone tweets something dumb, now look at all these other tweets making fun of them!

I know, I know, it's not news...


She didn't Tweet it, it's a Fox News piece. Fox put it on their Twitter feed, but this is a legit standup under the banner of Fox News, not some random loon hammering away at the Twitters at 3 am.
 
2017-09-01 05:59:15 PM  
You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman
 
2017-09-01 06:01:41 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman


She is almost as smart as Palin...
 
2017-09-01 06:01:53 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman


Well they are my favorite movie monster.
 
2017-09-01 06:03:09 PM  
Sorry, saving my outrage for later.
 
2017-09-01 06:04:26 PM  

Flappyhead: Ocean_Pimp: You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman

Well they are my favorite movie monster.


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2017-09-01 06:04:55 PM  
None too bright, but at least she's pretty.....
 
2017-09-01 06:07:19 PM  
That's not how this works.  That's not how any of this works.
 
2017-09-01 06:09:22 PM  

basemetal: None too bright, but at least she's pretty.....


Yes, she'll make a perfect Mrs. Trump #4.
 
2017-09-01 06:09:25 PM  
good jorb!

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2017-09-01 06:12:42 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2017-09-01 06:12:55 PM  

Mikey1969: fusillade762: Someone tweets something dumb, now look at all these other tweets making fun of them!

I know, I know, it's not news...

She didn't Tweet it, it's a Fox News piece. Fox put it on their Twitter feed, but this is a legit standup under the banner of Fox News, not some random loon hammering away at the Twitters at 3 am.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-01 06:22:10 PM  
She would do much better at SugarBabies.com

I just love where that domain re-directs. :-)
 
2017-09-01 06:26:52 PM  
i.pinimg.com
SHUT UP, BIMBO!
 
2017-09-01 06:26:54 PM  
I'm sure FOX is paying her enough for her to get her own insurance, but she should probably stay on her parent's policy for a while longer... just in case, you know, something happens to the FOX gig.
 
2017-09-01 06:36:55 PM  
When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

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2017-09-01 06:37:09 PM  
At least now she has a real job and can get off of her parents health insurance policy.

Thanks, Obama.
 
2017-09-01 06:37:39 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman


Hell no, I like to call them 'Mommy' and ask them to spank me for being bad, but that's really a discussion for another time. This chick lost on Jeopardy! to the box of rocks that had previously been defeated by the bag of hammers...
 
2017-09-01 06:38:10 PM  

X-Geek: Mikey1969: fusillade762: Someone tweets something dumb, now look at all these other tweets making fun of them!

I know, I know, it's not news...

She didn't Tweet it, it's a Fox News piece. Fox put it on their Twitter feed, but this is a legit standup under the banner of Fox News, not some random loon hammering away at the Twitters at 3 am.

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Yeah, pretty much what I had in mind...
 
2017-09-01 06:39:15 PM  
"Look-at-me Barbie"

Muttley Laughing
Youtube FdghRwWfaOQ
 
2017-09-01 06:40:37 PM  

aaronx: It's a trick, and nobody should fall for it. There will be no end to "but her emails." Not ever.


So?  She reported "water is wet".  Any trumper who still believes "but her emails" isn't going to make the connection, and everybody else has moved on.

"But her emails" will always be the "thanks Obama" of these four years (or less), and nothing Fox can do will change that.
 
2017-09-01 06:47:46 PM  
Is she referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and attractive? It seems demeaning and misogynistic but since she's conservative I guess it's OK.
 
2017-09-01 06:49:50 PM  

Diogenes: I actually like Lahren.  Dumb blond jokes had fallen out of favor and she's ensuring they get an extended life.


Nicely done.  The first line set-up had me wonder WTF and then punchline!  I chuckled.
 
2017-09-01 06:52:44 PM  
Definitely gonna slap her in the balls with my face.
 
2017-09-01 06:52:54 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: You sad libs are terrified by a strong intelligent conservative woman


Well, we would be if you could find one.  Oh, look there's one standing next to a unicorn!
 
2017-09-01 06:54:58 PM  

Cletus C.: Is she referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and attractive? It seems demeaning and misogynistic but since she's conservative I guess it's OK.


Okay, say something about her. Go ahead, defend her.
 
2017-09-01 06:55:46 PM  

LordOfThePings: When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

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I'd stick my dick in that too.
 
2017-09-01 06:56:29 PM  

Cletus C.: Is she referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and attractive? It seems demeaning and misogynistic but since she's conservative I guess it's OK.


No, she's referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and someone else supplies all her dialogue.
 
2017-09-01 06:57:06 PM  
Anyone who's seen her Twitter feed could tell that, even by right wing standards, she isn't very bright. This is a girl who found out publicly that she didn't know she had insurance through her parents because of Obamacare.
 
2017-09-01 06:57:42 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and now you know why Fox tends to employ 30ish blondes for the most part. The young ones are cute and all, and they've got the fire, but they sort of lack the experience in knowing WHEN to relax into the lie. She's still learning the ropes.

Ultimately, her time at Fox News is going to be dependent upon her ability to learn said ropes, or her gag reflex. Luckily for her, she has options...


Relax into the lie.  I like that turn of phrase.  Yours?
 
2017-09-01 06:59:39 PM  

STDMan69: LordOfThePings: When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

[img.fark.net image 707x600]

I'd stick my dick in that too.


User name checks out
 
2017-09-01 06:59:43 PM  

Bslim: Cletus C.: Is she referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and attractive? It seems demeaning and misogynistic but since she's conservative I guess it's OK.

Okay, say something about her. Go ahead, defend her.


Why? Not demeaning her is defending her on fark.
 
2017-09-01 07:00:29 PM  

STDMan69: LordOfThePings: When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

[img.fark.net image 707x600]

I'd stick my dick in that too.


Not everyone is blessed with a size double-A.
 
2017-09-01 07:01:03 PM  
I read the headline and thought TFA was going to be about Hope Hicks.
 
2017-09-01 07:01:12 PM  

STDMan69: LordOfThePings: When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

[img.fark.net image 707x600]

I'd stick my dick in that too.


Username checks out.
 
2017-09-01 07:01:17 PM  
Tomi's first gag?

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2017-09-01 07:01:38 PM  

TwilightZone: Cletus C.: Is she referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and attractive? It seems demeaning and misogynistic but since she's conservative I guess it's OK.

No, she's referred to as Barbie because she's blonde and someone else supplies all her dialogue.


Are you talking about Meryl Streep? I've never heard her referred to as Barbie.
 
2017-09-01 07:01:51 PM  

jaytkay: STDMan69: LordOfThePings: When I see the name Tomi, I think small, plastic, fake thing.

[img.fark.net image 707x600]

I'd stick my dick in that too.

User name checks out


God dammit.
 
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