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(Inverse)   October 26th is going to be Christmas for conspiracy theorists as the remaining unreleased files related to JFK's assassination are scheduled to be finally released   ( inverse.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, John F. Kennedy assassination, President Trump, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, conspiracy theorists, President Kennedy, President Lyndon Johnson, gleeful conspiracy theorist  
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2017-09-01 03:22:16 PM  
Is this where we see the files implicating Ted Cruz' father?
 
2017-09-01 04:26:07 PM  
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Good Lord, everything I suspected is true!
 
2017-09-01 04:43:51 PM  
Spoiler: It was Bob Denver
 
2017-09-01 05:05:14 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Spoiler: It was Bob Denver


In the library with the coconut.
 
2017-09-01 05:11:35 PM  

Barfmaker: Pinnacle Point: Spoiler: It was Bob Denver

In the library with the coconut.


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2017-09-01 07:15:22 PM  
The mince pie was invented by a group of cannibals in the 16th century, who decided to make little Christmas pies with fruit, spices and minced meat - diced pieces of flesh from their human victims. Mince pies today no longer contain meat in order to distance this staple Christmas tradition from its bloody origins.
 
2017-09-01 07:58:54 PM  
I'm sure the revelation will blow my mind.
 
2017-09-01 08:03:44 PM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 585x820]
Good Lord, everything I suspected is true!


I read that last line as STIGINIT operations and thought you had something there.
 
2017-09-01 08:56:42 PM  
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2017-09-01 10:06:45 PM  
I'll save you all the wait:

It was me. I shot him.

I tunneled under Arlington, into his grave, pulled him out of the coffin, and put a few rounds in his chest. I kept telling everyone he was a vampire, but no one believed me. I had to take matters into my own hands.

Wait, JFK?

Never mind, thought you meant this guy.
 
2017-09-01 10:46:48 PM  
I thought we already knew?

Watchmen JFK Assassination Full Scene (HD)
Youtube dSAbejJhgqM
 
2017-09-01 10:52:55 PM  
So is it going to turn out the be that the 2nd gunman was a Secret Service officer behind him who discharged his weapon when the car he was in hit the breaks?
 
2017-09-01 10:59:15 PM  
The real killer was Oswald
Patton Oswald.
 
2017-09-01 11:00:27 PM  

johnsoninca: [img.fark.net image 232x217]


Yeah that Negan guy was always a dick.
 
2017-09-01 11:01:04 PM  
My money is on 2,000 pages saying nothing but "it was Oswald and anyone who thinks different is a red commie".

/What was that game from a dozen-ish years ago where you recreate the assassination?
//Too many hours on that game
 
2017-09-01 11:07:13 PM  
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I once paid $8 to hear a guy lecture that it was because JFK was going to go public on the fact that the aliens were not keeping to their contract and were abducting humans instead of just mutilating animals.

Basically similar to the plot of Dark Skies, but long before that came out.  Probably helped inspire the series.  Also seems to have inspired the SF book Brother Termite too.  But I suspect he probably ripped off someone else rather than come up with the theory himself.  Just the feel I got.

Meh, I was on a contract in Salt Lake City and was bored.  The Survivalist Convention going on was interesting too.  Some pretty CSB conspiracy stories.   And this was back before The History Channel became the Aliens Did It channel.
 
2017-09-01 11:08:06 PM  
TheSwizz:

/What was that game from a dozen-ish years ago where you recreate the assassination?
//Too many hours on that game


JFK Reloaded
 
2017-09-01 11:08:37 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Spoiler: It was Bob Denver


Nah, Fred Rogers was the Marine sniper in the Korean War with confirmed kills in the triple digits. They called him the Sweatered Death.
 
2017-09-01 11:10:36 PM  
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2017-09-01 11:15:08 PM  
{redacted}
 
2017-09-01 11:17:47 PM  
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2017-09-01 11:18:53 PM  
It's exceedingly ironic that President Trump should oversee the release of these records given that he is both a gleeful conspiracy theorist and rumored to be colluding with Russia himself. In fact, the metadata on the dossier proves that Russia is a key topic - 71 of the documents reportedly involve Russia in some way.

He may have to get Bannon back as a guest star to manage the message. All leaves are canceled -- Halloween through Guy Fawkes Day -- there will be distractions, wars, rumors of wars, gay dogs and cats drummed out of the corps, and ice cream.  Twitter servers may burn out at the rate of 20/hr.

Or he could just can the whole thing in a fit of pique because someone else, who's even dead, would get more attention.
 
2017-09-01 11:21:27 PM  
JFK assassination conspiracy theories just seem quaint now.

Like, can you imagine what the mafia/Communist/military industrial complex conspirators, having kept their secret in order to preserve the status quo and prevent the whole world from freaking out about the fragility of the American system of government must be thinking now?  What was the point of all that subterfuge?
 
2017-09-01 11:22:54 PM  
Anything scandalous would be changed or kept under wraps.  I like how they "have" to release it now like the public can confirm the validity.
 
2017-09-01 11:23:19 PM  
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2017-09-01 11:26:53 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Spoiler: It was Bob Denver


Meh, I'm okay with that.

He had the voice of an Angel, so if murdering a President was the cost then sucks to be Mr. President.

Wait, you mean that dipshiat actor and not the singer? Dig his corpse up so I can smack it around, a lot.
 
2017-09-01 11:29:05 PM  

mod_reright: JFK assassination conspiracy theories just seem quaint now.

Like, can you imagine what the mafia/Communist/military industrial complex conspirators, having kept their secret in order to preserve the status quo and prevent the whole world from freaking out about the fragility of the American system of government must be thinking now?  What was the point of all that subterfuge?


Trump is so clearly not part of the establishment that I'm looking forward to hearing about his place in the reptilian/grey/Illuminati world government. I'm hoping that he's a false flag designed to fool the populace into thinking that any non-approved leader will be a failure. Or perhaps he's being dosed with LSD by Democrat sympathizers in the CIA to discredit him, just like they intended to do with Castro.

So many possibilities
 
2017-09-01 11:32:30 PM  
And when nothing new is revealed that will be another conspiracy.
 
2017-09-01 11:33:08 PM  

BitwiseShift: It's exceedingly ironic that President Trump should oversee the release of these records given that he is both a gleeful conspiracy theorist and rumored to be colluding with Russia himself. In fact, the metadata on the dossier proves that Russia is a key topic - 71 of the documents reportedly involve Russia in some way.

He may have to get Bannon back as a guest star to manage the message. All leaves are canceled -- Halloween through Guy Fawkes Day -- there will be distractions, wars, rumors of wars, gay dogs and cats drummed out of the corps, and ice cream.  Twitter servers may burn out at the rate of 20/hr.

Or he could just can the whole thing in a fit of pique because someone else, who's even dead, would get more attention.


I'm going to assume that a lot of those references to Russia are to the fact that a lot of the conspiracy theories were invented and promoted by the KGB to undermine the U.S. government.  A relatable idea to now, I'd say.
 
2017-09-01 11:39:44 PM  

Catlenfell: The real killer was Oswald
Patton Oswald.


Nah. It was another Oswald--some kid who rode with this old dude in a blue box.
 
2017-09-01 11:44:27 PM  
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You kids today wouldn't be familiar with it, but back in the 60s the knolls still had grass on 'em.
 
2017-09-01 11:46:59 PM  
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2017-09-01 11:47:10 PM  
I don't think us smegheads are ready for the truth.

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2017-09-01 11:50:45 PM  

BitwiseShift: It's exceedingly ironic that President Trump should oversee the release of these records given that he is both a gleeful conspiracy theorist and rumored to be colluding with Russia himself. In fact, the metadata on the dossier proves that Russia is a key topic - 71 of the documents reportedly involve Russia in some way.

He may have to get Bannon back as a guest star to manage the message. All leaves are canceled -- Halloween through Guy Fawkes Day -- there will be distractions, wars, rumors of wars, gay dogs and cats drummed out of the corps, and ice cream.  Twitter servers may burn out at the rate of 20/hr.

Or he could just can the whole thing in a fit of pique because someone else, who's even dead, would get more attention.


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2017-09-01 11:51:11 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: You kids today wouldn't be familiar with it, but back in the 60s the knolls still had grass on 'em.


*shakes fist*
 
2017-09-01 11:54:22 PM  
Alex Jones is gonna need a bigger cigarette.
 
2017-09-02 12:00:01 AM  
And here I am without an umbrella
 
2017-09-02 12:05:04 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [img.fark.net image 850x743]
I once paid $8 to hear a guy lecture that it was because JFK was going to go public on the fact that the aliens were not keeping to their contract and were abducting humans instead of just mutilating animals.

Basically similar to the plot of Dark Skies, but long before that came out.  Probably helped inspire the series.  Also seems to have inspired the SF book Brother Termite too.  But I suspect he probably ripped off someone else rather than come up with the theory himself.  Just the feel I got.

Meh, I was on a contract in Salt Lake City and was bored.  The Survivalist Convention going on was interesting too.  Some pretty CSB conspiracy stories.   And this was back before The History Channel became the Aliens Did It channel.


Was that guy Fox Mulder?  Because I swear I heard that on xfiles once.
 
2017-09-02 12:07:09 AM  
Jackie did it.

Also, best Friday newsdump ever!  Shut up I know it's a Thursday but pretend along with me.
 
2017-09-02 12:23:50 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Jackie did it.

Also, best Friday newsdump ever!  Shut up I know it's a Thursday but pretend along with me.


Stop living in the past.
 
2017-09-02 12:32:47 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x385]

You kids today wouldn't be familiar with it, but back in the 60s the knolls still had grass on 'em.


I'm going with the Red Dwarf theory: JFK went back in time and killed himself.
 
2017-09-02 12:51:51 AM  
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2017-09-02 01:07:36 AM  
Nah, I'm fine with owning the best book on the subject; it's all I need.

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2017-09-02 01:13:17 AM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 585x820]
Good Lord, everything I suspected is true!


Done in two.
You know they really are not going to release the real info. You are a fool if you think so... Trumpers.
 
2017-09-02 01:14:48 AM  
You and me.
 
2017-09-02 01:21:26 AM  
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Proof that Oswald was just there innocently filming, while Zapruder was the one who fired the fatal shots!
 
2017-09-02 01:37:55 AM  

fusillade762: The mince pie was invented by a group of cannibals in the 16th century, who decided to make little Christmas pies with fruit, spices and minced meat - diced pieces of flesh from their human victims. Mince pies today no longer contain meat in order to distance this staple Christmas tradition from its bloody origins.


Wow! That's just as true as the fact that JFK conspiracy theorists are going to accept whatever's in these documents as true! I know this because a known expert told me so.
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2017-09-02 01:44:36 AM  
And when it doesn't prove what they think it should, will they shut up? Of course not. They'll simply insist there are more unreleased files hidden away somewhere.
 
2017-09-02 01:46:52 AM  

haknudsen: So is it going to turn out the be that the 2nd gunman was a Secret Service officer behind him who discharged his weapon when the car he was in hit the breaks?


This has always been my pet theory hypothesis
 
2017-09-02 01:54:53 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: haknudsen: So is it going to turn out the be that the 2nd gunman was a Secret Service officer behind him who discharged his weapon when the car he was in hit the breaks?

This has always been my pet theory hypothesis


I find this theory much more persuasive in the RFK assassination. Rent-A-Guard pulled his weapon and fired. He got rid of that gun within IIRC a month or so of the incident, and I vaguely recall there were some other suspicious things about him (too late and tired and lazy to google)
 
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