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(The Hill)   Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-08-31 03:17:05 PM  
You mean his Trump for Gitmo campaign?
 
2017-08-31 03:58:16 PM  

MasterAdkins: You mean his Trump for Gitmo campaign?


He is planning to slip away to Russia when it all falls apart so it should be:

Trump for Gulag 2020
 
2017-08-31 04:00:10 PM  
Trump loves a parade, and as long as he gets one, he'll keep going back.  "What a great crowd!  What a turnout!  Obama would never get this turnout!"
 
2017-08-31 04:08:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump loves a parade, and as long as he gets one, he'll keep going back.  "What a great crowd!  What a turnout!  Obama would never get this turnout!"


I would be happy to give him a parade, right to federal prison.
 
2017-08-31 04:34:14 PM  
Never one to miss an money making opportunity, maybe he just wants to sell some more of those delightful USA 45 caps. All those terrified homeless flood victims probably had to leave their hats behind.
 
2017-08-31 05:01:54 PM  

MUCHWYZA: Never one to miss an money making opportunity, maybe he just wants to sell some more of those delightful USA 45 caps. All those terrified homeless flood victims probably had to leave their hats behind.


If he were a decent businessman he'd be marketing hip boots and slickers instead of baseball caps.  He can't even farking grift right.
 
2017-08-31 05:03:31 PM  
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"Toro! Toro!"
 
2017-08-31 05:07:27 PM  

Diogenes: MUCHWYZA: Never one to miss an money making opportunity, maybe he just wants to sell some more of those delightful USA 45 caps. All those terrified homeless flood victims probably had to leave their hats behind.

If he were a decent businessman he'd be marketing hip boots and slickers instead of baseball caps.  He can't even farking grift right.


waders.... in patriotic colors. 
"Don't you want to look good for next year's 500 year storm?"
 
2017-08-31 05:08:26 PM  
He's going back, yes, but I don't see anything in TFA that indicates he'll do any better the second time.
 
2017-08-31 05:25:16 PM  
Please someone do a Seinfeld/Ke$ha maneuver when Trump goes in for an unwanted photo op hug. Oh please oh please do it.
 
2017-08-31 05:46:34 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 640x360]

"Toro! Toro!"


Yep, that dude sure knows how to bring out the bull.
 
2017-08-31 05:56:45 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 640x360]

"Toro! Toro!"


FWIW, the Texas flag is being held backwards also. Pretty much summarizes that.
 
2017-08-31 05:58:02 PM  
I know a barely used mega church he can probably use.
 
2017-08-31 05:58:21 PM  
Probably pissed off at all the coverage Pence got.
 
2017-08-31 06:02:57 PM  
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2017-08-31 06:03:20 PM  
Maybe it's because he's really into watersports.
 
2017-08-31 06:04:04 PM  
Go back to Houston? He went to Corpus Christi and never got his toes wet or spoke to any flood victims.

But he witnessed the horror, first hand:

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-31 06:04:54 PM  
Trump Roll
Youtube GXlXTe1iu5M
 
2017-08-31 06:05:29 PM  
There is no way he will wade into the unwashed masses the way Pence did today.
 
2017-08-31 06:05:36 PM  
So what happens if he doesn't get the crowd he's hoping for? Besides obviously lie about it.

Does he drag his heels walking out like a kid who knows they farked up, grumbling about how Mr. Pence showed him up?
 
2017-08-31 06:05:57 PM  

Alphax: [img.fark.net image 425x378]



"What a crowd, what a turnout!"
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-31 06:07:42 PM  
Melania forgot her favorite heels.
 
2017-08-31 06:08:06 PM  
Sunday: "Hugged poor person! Media said I couldn't! Also have directed the Dprtmnt of Ed to remove fake news abt Holocaust from nation's textbooks."
 
2017-08-31 06:10:28 PM  

Badmoodman: Go back to Houston? He went to Corpus Christi and never got his toes wet or spoke to any flood victims.

But he witnessed the horror, first hand:

[img.fark.net image 707x1024]


Came here to say this.
Corpus Christ is 220 miles away from Houston, they're not interchangeable.
 
2017-08-31 06:14:56 PM  

Badmoodman: Go back to Houston? He went to Corpus Christi and never got his toes wet or spoke to any flood victims.

But he witnessed the horror, first hand:

[img.fark.net image 707x1024]

Twenty comments in, and finally someone realizes Trump was never less than 200 miles from Houston on the ground. That's the distance from Manhattan to DC, or DC to Pittsburgh. Thanks Subby.
 
2017-08-31 06:15:50 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-31 06:18:24 PM  

BitwiseShift: Badmoodman: Go back to Houston? He went to Corpus Christi and never got his toes wet or spoke to any flood victims.

But he witnessed the horror, first hand:

[img.fark.net image 707x1024]
Twenty comments in, and finally someone realizes Trump was never less than 200 miles from Houston on the ground. That's the distance from Manhattan to DC, or DC to Pittsburgh. Thanks Subby.


Reported, they changed the headline ;)
 
2017-08-31 06:20:01 PM  

tarheel07: Melania forgot her favorite heels.


Labor Day sale at Neeman Marcus.
 
2017-08-31 06:28:04 PM  
I read the headline and thought, "I wonder what tag subby used?"  Then I looked left and yup, dumbass.
 
2017-08-31 06:33:26 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [img.fark.net image 535x491]


"Many of you earned the Purple Heart. Congratulations. Tremendous!"
 
2017-08-31 06:37:18 PM  
Trump's a grade-A brass-played coont for what he's doing to those poor Dreamer kids. I hope that miserable piece of shiat dies a long and painful death -- in prison, preferably, where he can get to socialize regularly with minority populations, as well as his beloved Aryans.
 
2017-08-31 06:46:17 PM  
He going to hand out some more play-doh?
 
2017-08-31 06:47:18 PM  

MasterAdkins: Marcus Aurelius: Trump loves a parade, and as long as he gets one, he'll keep going back.  "What a great crowd!  What a turnout!  Obama would never get this turnout!"

I would be happy to give him a parade, right to federal prison.


I think we should do this, yanno, when he inevitably goes to prison.  Make it a big parade, just how he likes.  It would be as if he's 5 years old and we're making his birthday party a big deal because he has cancer or some shiat and won't live to see another.  Really go all out and make him feel like a special boy.

He would soooooo hate that.  Schadenfreude is delicious though, so tough tits.
 
2017-08-31 06:47:32 PM  
They deserve each other.
 
2017-08-31 06:47:32 PM  
Those hats aren't going to sell themselves.
 
2017-08-31 06:49:35 PM  
Hasn't Texans suffered enough?

Well, they did vote for him, so they deserve him and every response he gives.
 
2017-08-31 06:51:50 PM  
For someone who supposedly hates seeming weak, he sure has been attempting a lot of PR do-overs in response to criticism from the press. This does not make him look strong or competent.
 
2017-08-31 06:52:02 PM  

Badmoodman: Go back to Houston? He went to Corpus Christi and never got his toes wet or spoke to any flood victims.

But he witnessed the horror, first hand:

[img.fark.net image 707x1024]


Good, politicians visiting disasters just get in the way.
 
2017-08-31 06:53:06 PM  
Hurricane Irma is churning across the Atlantic right now, with about a 50% chance of a US landfall next week.
 
2017-08-31 06:54:46 PM  
His inventory manager told him to wear the red hat this trip.
 
2017-08-31 06:55:01 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Hasn't Texans suffered enough?

Well, they did vote for him, so they deserve him and every response he gives.


Houston voted for Hillary
 
2017-08-31 06:56:01 PM  

MUCHWYZA: Never one to miss an money making opportunity, maybe he just wants to sell some more of those delightful USA 45 caps. All those terrified homeless flood victims probably had to leave their hats behind.


Damn you.
 
2017-08-31 06:57:20 PM  
HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH???
 
2017-08-31 06:57:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Hurricane Irma is churning across the Atlantic right now, with about a 50% chance of a US landfall next week.


It's hurricane season, don't count them before they land.
 
2017-08-31 06:57:58 PM  

Boo_Guy: He going to hand out some more play-doh?


Yeah, this false modesty bullshiat don't play. He rolled into LA so he could get his taint licked by his supporters after that flood. Bow that he's predident, he just doesn't want to get the stench of disaster victims on his spiffy new jacket.
 
2017-08-31 06:59:04 PM  

formerfloozy: Boo_Guy: He going to hand out some more play-doh?

Yeah, this false modesty bullshiat don't play. He rolled into LA so he could get his taint licked by his supporters after that flood. Now that he's president, he just doesn't want to get the stench of disaster victims on his spiffy new jacket.


I am not drunk, just on mobile.
 
2017-08-31 07:00:13 PM  

lindalouwho: Gyrfalcon: Hurricane Irma is churning across the Atlantic right now, with about a 50% chance of a US landfall next week.

It's hurricane season, don't count them before they land.


I'm not counting, I'm praying.
 
2017-08-31 07:03:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump loves a parade, and as long as he gets one, he'll keep going back.  "What a great crowd!  What a turnout!  Obama would never get this turnout!"


OBLIGATORYimg.fark.net
 
2017-08-31 07:03:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: lindalouwho: Gyrfalcon: Hurricane Irma is churning across the Atlantic right now, with about a 50% chance of a US landfall next week.

It's hurricane season, don't count them before they land.

I'm not counting, I'm praying.


I feel ya.
 
2017-08-31 07:04:10 PM  

formerfloozy: formerfloozy: Boo_Guy: He going to hand out some more play-doh?

Yeah, this false modesty bullshiat don't play. He rolled into LA so he could get his taint licked by his supporters after that flood. Now that he's president, he just doesn't want to get the stench of disaster victims on his spiffy new jacket.

I am not drunk, just on mobile.


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