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(WSBTV)   "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". Wait, what KIND of snow? And why is this kid asking me for $2?   ( wsbtv.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, U.S. Postal Service, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Postal Service employees, drug trafficker, different U.S. Postal, indictments unsealed Tuesday, federal indictments, United States Postal Service  
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2017-08-31 08:26:49 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:42:12 PM  
Gloom of night? No, no, the sign clearly says 'Glom of Nit." Gloom of Night is right out.

/Don't even ask about Mrs. Cake
 
OOF
2017-08-31 11:43:33 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:43:56 PM  
Better off dead thread!

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2017-08-31 11:44:23 PM  

wraith95: Gloom of night? No, no, the sign clearly says 'Glom of Nit." Gloom of Night is right out.

/Don't even ask about Mrs. Cake


*Shakes tiny fist*

What about the goddess Czol?
 
2017-08-31 11:44:36 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:45:47 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:47:24 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:48:57 PM  
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2017-08-31 11:56:14 PM  
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Approves.
And:
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You like raisins
 
2017-08-31 11:57:24 PM  
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I was never that big on creeds
 
2017-09-01 12:00:52 AM  
I can't move my right arm!
 
2017-09-01 12:01:36 AM  

PolyHatSnake: wraith95: Gloom of night? No, no, the sign clearly says 'Glom of Nit." Gloom of Night is right out.

/Don't even ask about Mrs. Cake

*Shakes tiny fist*

What about the goddess Czol?


Don't even ask
 
2017-09-01 12:16:34 AM  
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2017-09-01 12:28:07 AM  
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2017-09-01 12:29:01 AM  
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Don't expect Taco Bell to take it though...
 
2017-09-01 12:43:51 AM  
Were they black, cause you know this all has to go politic and racism
 
2017-09-01 12:44:19 AM  
I can totally see my postman doing that.
 
2017-09-01 01:01:31 AM  

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Thanks for the desperately needed laugh. That movie like to killed me. A gem in practically every scene. Also, I'd like the book that Badger ordered - How To Pick Up Cheap Women.
 
2017-09-01 01:04:30 AM  

get real: Were they black, cause you know this all has to go politic and racism


Lol... first thing on my mind... black people?
 
2017-09-01 01:21:10 AM  
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/Obs...no, I can't do it...
 
2017-09-01 01:28:54 AM  
So, the postal workers were delivering "Faux-caine"?
/Not faux charges.
 
2017-09-01 07:58:50 AM  
"The defendants in this case allegedly sold that trust out to someone they knew to be a drug dealer, and simply for cash in their pockets, they were willing to endanger themselves and the residents on their routes and bring harmful drugs into the community," U.S. Attorney John Horn said.

I'd make the argument that if anything they were making the streets safer by delivering the drugs through an official route as opposed to having the random meth head or druggie deliver them only to be targeted by all the other random armed druggies.
 
2017-09-01 08:25:29 AM  
According to the indictments, the suspects then intercepted the packages and delivered them to the drug trafficker. Unbeknownst to them, the drug trafficker was actually working with law enforcement and the packages they delivered contained fake drugs, Horn said.

So, entrapment.
 
2017-09-01 08:50:48 AM  

metric: According to the indictments, the suspects then intercepted the packages and delivered them to the drug trafficker. Unbeknownst to them, the drug trafficker was actually working with law enforcement and the packages they delivered contained fake drugs, Horn said.

So, entrapment.


That's exactly what I said when I heard the story yesterday.
 
2017-09-01 08:51:36 AM  

FlyingBacon: get real: Were they black, cause you know this all has to go politic and racism

Lol... first thing on my mind... black people?


It's Atlanta, so um...yes.
 
2017-09-01 09:18:37 AM  
Just think how much blow they distribute around...

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2017-09-01 10:27:08 AM  
Never had an unsolicited package show up on my doorstep (well, there was that one ex, but I digress).

And I've never had postal carriers who were this cool, either.

/gotta move somewhere else, methinks
 
2017-09-01 01:48:28 PM  

mama2tnt: Never had an unsolicited package show up on my doorstep (well, there was that one ex, but I digress).

And I've never had postal carriers who were this cool, either.

/gotta move somewhere else, methinks


With all of my heart amd soul I beg you to not move here.

We have zero cultural identity other than the birthplace of a lot of talented rappers and slavery.

When Atlanta was burned to the ground what existed outside of the slavery identity was lost, too. It's very frustrating to be native of Atlanta, constantly either proving you aren't a stupid hick or avoiding arguments about slavery.

Scenery is farking gorgeous though, it's the only reason I stay.
 
2017-09-01 05:22:29 PM  
Probably would have been cheaper for the drug dealer to simply hire Laurence Fishburne to deliver the drugs on his bicycle.
 
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