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(NBC New York)   Where else would you hide your drugs but inside a half-ton of wax dildos?   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
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2017-08-31 09:29:29 AM  
The candles used to conceal the drugs were shaped like sex organs

Candle dildos are ok, but eventually you get tired of the same old thing, wick in and wick out.
 
2017-08-31 10:12:56 AM  
What drug is shaped like a sex organ?
 
2017-08-31 10:14:20 AM  
Now they need a half ton of wax vaginas.
 
2017-08-31 10:14:43 AM  
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2017-08-31 10:15:18 AM  

Salmon: What drug is shaped like a sex organ?


The type you get addickted to
 
2017-08-31 10:17:36 AM  
Half Ton of Wax Dildos is the name of my Heart tribute band.
 
2017-08-31 10:19:52 AM  
leave it to a crew of meth heads to come up with such a dumb idea.
 
2017-08-31 10:21:29 AM  
meth is simple to make, you don't have to smuggle it, just make it in your slum-lord's basement, and sell it to the neighbor's kid like we do in TX.
 
2017-08-31 10:22:35 AM  
"Someone say dildos?"

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2017-08-31 10:23:05 AM  

Salmon: What drug is shaped like a sex organ?


Penisillen?
Vajigra?
Speedballs?
 
2017-08-31 10:28:51 AM  
Remember we have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo
 
2017-08-31 10:30:04 AM  
I'm so glad to hear they were actually novelty candles; a dildo made of wax sounds terribly unsanitary.
 
2017-08-31 10:31:09 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: "Someone say dildos?"

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Whenever I see his pic I am reminded of an old comedy bit. Can't remember who wrote it.
"I grew up on a mayonnaise farm. One day, daddy ran me over with the backhoe and sparks commenced. My face caught fire and momma jumped off the porch and put it out with a rake."
 
2017-08-31 10:31:24 AM  

Yellow Beard: Half Ton of Wax Dildos is the name of my Heart tribute band.


It's the name of my Divinyls tribute band.
 
2017-08-31 10:32:00 AM  
Every time I hear the term "sex organ" I picture an artificial penis playing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.  My brain is a little odd that way.
 
2017-08-31 10:32:42 AM  
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Frankie: These are great for the mature woman's pleasure.
Grace:  And if you smoke 'em, you can clean the whole house in twenty minutes.
 
2017-08-31 10:33:23 AM  
If it was my ex's, there would be only one.
 
2017-08-31 10:34:00 AM  
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2017-08-31 10:34:00 AM  
Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?
 
2017-08-31 10:35:38 AM  

Yellow Beard: Half Ton of Wax Dildos is the name of my Heart tribute band.


Funny, it's also the name for my Hole tribute band.
 
2017-08-31 10:35:58 AM  
Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh.... give it the ol' NiklNip....

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2017-08-31 10:36:25 AM  
I like how the article refers to them as shaped like sex organs. For reference, this is a sex organ.
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2017-08-31 10:39:20 AM  

Yellow Beard: Eli WhiskeyDik: "Someone say dildos?"

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Whenever I see his pic I am reminded of an old comedy bit. Can't remember who wrote it.
"I grew up on a mayonnaise farm. One day, daddy ran me over with the backhoe and sparks commenced. My face caught fire and momma jumped off the porch and put it out with a rake."


LOL
 
2017-08-31 10:39:23 AM  

BitwiseShift: Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?


It's even harder to get it out of a vagina.
 
2017-08-31 10:41:34 AM  
It seems to me you lived your life like a dildo in the wind...
 
2017-08-31 10:42:03 AM  
A half-ton dildo? Finally everyone's mom can be satisfied.
 
2017-08-31 10:44:55 AM  

fappomatic: Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh.... give it the ol' NiklNip....

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2017-08-31 10:46:35 AM  
Maybe they thought no one would want to touch/inspect them?  Kind of like hiding valuables/contraband in a tampon box?
 
2017-08-31 10:47:43 AM  
Going from wax poetic to wax orgasmic.
 
2017-08-31 10:48:05 AM  

NewWorldDan: Every time I hear the term "sex organ" I picture an artificial penis playing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.  My brain is a little odd that way.


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2017-08-31 10:48:26 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I'm so glad to hear they were actually novelty candles; a dildo made of wax sounds terribly unsanitary.


I thought that's what those rappers used when they talk about "waxing dat ass".
 
2017-08-31 10:48:50 AM  
Half a ton of wax dildos, for all your storage needs.
 
2017-08-31 10:49:30 AM  
Bite the wax tadpole, indeed.
 
2017-08-31 10:51:35 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BitwiseShift: Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?

It's even harder to get it out of a vagina.


But the good news is that if your vagina is full of wax, it's really hard for centipedes to get in there.

\on the other hand, if they are already in there, and you trap them.....
 
2017-08-31 10:57:17 AM  

MythDragon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BitwiseShift: Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?

It's even harder to get it out of a vagina.

But the good news is that if your vagina is full of wax, it's really hard for centipedes to get in there.

\on the other hand, if they are already in there, and you trap them.....


A friend suggested Wax Lips.

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2017-08-31 10:57:56 AM  
If that's a picture of the actual candles, they look nothing like "Sex organs". Either that or they have really weird looking penises there.
 
2017-08-31 11:00:34 AM  

BitwiseShift: MythDragon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BitwiseShift: Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?

It's even harder to get it out of a vagina.

But the good news is that if your vagina is full of wax, it's really hard for centipedes to get in there.

\on the other hand, if they are already in there, and you trap them.....

A friend suggested Wax Lips.

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Then there's this wax figure sporting a wax tongue.

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2017-08-31 11:02:16 AM  
I wonder which "Mexican Cartel"?  I'm guessing it isn't the one that the CIA has been protecting and using to smuggle in some of their drugs.
 
2017-08-31 11:15:00 AM  

flynn80: I wonder which "Mexican Cartel"?  I'm guessing it isn't the one that the CIA has been protecting and using to smuggle in some of their drugs.


Ya mean the one they've been paying to make their smuggling oblivious to support Drumpt border wall? A border wall they wanna reduce federal disaster releif by a billion to pay for?

/the circle of life
//in Texas
///New Yawk thinkin'
 
2017-08-31 11:15:21 AM  
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2017-08-31 11:21:57 AM  
Anything's a drug mule if you're brave enough. - A. Lincoln
 
2017-08-31 11:29:20 AM  

Mikeyworld: flynn80: I wonder which "Mexican Cartel"?  I'm guessing it isn't the one that the CIA has been protecting and using to smuggle in some of their drugs.

Ya mean the one they've been paying to make their smuggling oblivious to support Drumpt border wall? A border wall they wanna reduce federal disaster releif by a billion to pay for?

/the circle of life
//in Texas
///New Yawk thinkin'


And there it is. The stupidest shait you'll read all day.
 
2017-08-31 11:31:46 AM  
Predicted by the song "I Melt with You".
 
2017-08-31 11:37:53 AM  

VogonPoet: NewWorldDan: Every time I hear the term "sex organ" I picture an artificial penis playing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.  My brain is a little odd that way.

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The Simpsons - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (
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/hace nada
 
2017-08-31 11:41:32 AM  

berylman: I like how the article refers to them as shaped like sex organs. For reference, this is a sex sexy organ.
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FTFM

/Keyboardist

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2017-08-31 11:43:23 AM  

MythDragon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BitwiseShift: Don't know much about dildos, but wouldn't wax ones melt? Fairly quickly. So I've been told.  Have you even tried to get melted wax out of bedding?

It's even harder to get it out of a vagina.

But the good news is that if your vagina is full of wax, it's really hard for centipedes to get in there.

\on the other hand, if they are already in there, and you trap them.....


...or sand.
 
2017-08-31 12:02:32 PM  
What the heck?
 
2017-08-31 12:02:47 PM  
Half-ton of Wax Dildos sounds like the title of a David Allen Coe song.
 
2017-08-31 12:05:21 PM  

VogonPoet: NewWorldDan: Every time I hear the term "sex organ" I picture an artificial penis playing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.  My brain is a little odd that way.

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Great, now there's another thing I can't unsee.  I hate the internet.
 
2017-08-31 12:14:13 PM  

fappomatic: Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh.... give it the ol' NiklNip....

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Name checks out.
 
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