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(Politicus USA)   Eric Trump says all of our accurate criticism is making daddy depressed and suicidal   ( politicususa.com) divider line
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2017-08-30 10:42:25 PM  
Yeah?  Good

/DRTFA
 
2017-08-30 10:50:02 PM  
"Do it."

- Bud Dwyer
 
2017-08-30 10:58:26 PM  
So write Tillerson a note and go home to Mar a Lago or whatever. No one is keeping you there, Mr. Trump.
 
2017-08-30 11:30:37 PM  
 Eric, I hope that once your father is finally removed from office, I hope you are drenched with strangers' saliva every time you dare to be seen in public.
 
2017-08-30 11:32:07 PM  
Isn't a depressed, suicidal President something the 25th Amendment would deal with?
 
2017-08-30 11:41:28 PM  
Not what he said, but hey.
 
2017-08-30 11:42:59 PM  

ginandbacon: Not what he said, but hey.


I figured.  He wouldnt dare.  Daddy is GOD
 
2017-08-30 11:47:28 PM  
Wasn't this submitted by someone else and greenlit earlier?
 
2017-08-30 11:55:43 PM  
Hey Eric, you're not hel.... wait. Forget it. Go on...
 
2017-08-30 11:56:53 PM  
If you're driven to suicide by people reporting on what you're doing after only seven months, and you've got three and a half years to go ... maybe you should just quit.
 
2017-08-30 11:57:25 PM  
So .... protest him more. Got it.
 
2017-08-30 11:59:09 PM  
Bo Burhnam GIFperson, you have one where he's just yelling "GOOD!", right?
 
2017-08-30 11:59:36 PM  
Maybe El Douche shouldn't have run for an office that faces a daily barrage of criticism, both deserved and undeserved, in a country with two parties and very divergent views on fundamental issues of government.
 
2017-08-31 12:00:42 AM  
Eric Trump said, "It's the media, the mainstream media, who does not want him to succeed. It's government who does not want him to succeed."

And what do you mean by "succeed"?

Attempt at taking away health insurance from 24,000,000 because it's called "Obamacare"?
Attempt st taking funding from public schools in favor of subsidizing private schools for the wealthy?
A religion based ban on travel?
Acceptance and normalization of neo-nazis and neo-KKKs?
And on and on.
The media is based on truth seeking and truth reporting. Their job isn't to make your father succeed or fail. They would prefer for him to succeed. They are reporting on his fail, because that's all that has happened.
 
2017-08-31 12:01:32 AM  

Chariset: Bo Burhnam GIFperson, you have one where he's just yelling "GOOD!", right?


I'm 60-40 that it's actually just Bo Burnham doing very focused and Kauffman-esque self promotion.
 
2017-08-31 12:02:32 AM  

adamgreeney: Chariset: Bo Burhnam GIFperson, you have one where he's just yelling "GOOD!", right?

I'm 60-40 that it's actually just Bo Burnham doing very focused and Kauffman-esque self promotion.


Here?
 
2017-08-31 12:05:51 AM  

daphne: Yeah?  Good

/DRTFA


Read it for the schadenfreude. Not quite as epic as the crying nazi, but counts as a melting snowflake without the tearful total meltdown.
 
2017-08-31 12:06:04 AM  
He needs a really great explanation why just issuing everyone pardons, incl himself, resigning and telling us all to fark off is the ultimate win.

It really needs to be good and believable - enough that libs will lose their minds and the alt-right will orgasm with joy - and he might just do it.

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2017-08-31 12:07:50 AM  
But no, it was the other lady that wasn't tough enough and didn't have the right temperament.
 
2017-08-31 12:08:09 AM  
STAMINA
 
2017-08-31 12:08:13 AM  
um, maybe this is just by cogitative bias and disgust for all things trump related....but why does the ENTIRE trump clan strike me as being beyond arrogant, blindly self centered, and lacking in basic human empathy?
 
2017-08-31 12:10:55 AM  
It's government who does not want him to succeed. People who are very comfortable in their white marble offices in Washington, DC who he compromises and he threatens in some way, shape or form

Clearly, he's never been to a typical Government office.
 
2017-08-31 12:11:58 AM  

dr_blasto: adamgreeney: Chariset: Bo Burhnam GIFperson, you have one where he's just yelling "GOOD!", right?

I'm 60-40 that it's actually just Bo Burnham doing very focused and Kauffman-esque self promotion.

Here?


Well, Farkers are usually drunk and easily swayed, so the ROI is probably pretty high.
 
2017-08-31 12:12:24 AM  
Suicidal? God dammit, don't tease us!
 
2017-08-31 12:13:41 AM  
Well, this is what happens when the presidency is turned into a reality TV show all about Trump Trump Trump all Trump all the time. Ratings, ratings, ratings! We're not concerned about the goddamned approval rating. We're concerned about the all attention all the time rating. How much is our consciousnesses raped stolen and delivered to Trump. Pay attention to Trump! Hey look at me!
 
2017-08-31 12:15:05 AM  
You can always take you ball and go home.

I certainly won't stand in the way.
 
2017-08-31 12:16:31 AM  
also - I cannot EVER remember ANY administration where a senior member of said presidential inner circle went out and gave an interview about the president of the united states and indicated that the leader of the free world might be feeling suicidal.  I have never seen anything like this.  I have never seen anything REMOTELY like this.

A senior member of the white house just indicated that the leader of the United States of America might be feeling suicidal.  just roll that around a bit.  consider the implications of a clinically depressed leadership with their hands on the nuclear launch button.

sleep well tonight kids!
 
2017-08-31 12:20:02 AM  

Unobtanium: It's government who does not want him to succeed. People who are very comfortable in their white marble offices in Washington, DC who he compromises and he threatens in some way, shape or form

Clearly, he's never been to a typical Government office.


He's going to get familiar with a lot of grand jury and congressional hearing rooms soon.

I suspect his opinion will resonant with the word "shiatholes" soon enough.  For a variety of reasons.
 
2017-08-31 12:27:19 AM  
Remember Donnie - down the road, not across the street.
 
2017-08-31 12:28:19 AM  

Weaver95: also - I cannot EVER remember ANY administration where a senior member of said presidential inner circle went out and gave an interview about the president of the united states and indicated that the leader of the free world might be feeling suicidal.  I have never seen anything like this.  I have never seen anything REMOTELY like this.

A senior member of the white house just indicated that the leader of the United States of America might be feeling suicidal.  just roll that around a bit.  consider the implications of a clinically depressed leadership with their hands on the nuclear launch button.

sleep well tonight kids!


Since he's speedrunning Nixon, I'd bet he's at the "SecDef has final authority to launch nukes" stage already.
 
2017-08-31 12:29:24 AM  
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2017-08-31 12:31:41 AM  
The mods frown on encouraging suicide, no matter how richly deserved for honor's sake.

So I'll just go ahead and say "If you can't take the heat, get the hell outta the limelight."
 
2017-08-31 12:38:04 AM  

Weaver95: A senior member of the white house


Point of order: Eric doesn't have any position at the White House.
 
2017-08-31 12:52:17 AM  
Dear Eric,

How can I help?

I have rope, pills, firearms, knives, razor blades, very tall buildings and copious amounts of booze at my disposal.

Please reply soonish.

Sincerely,

DeadPhelps
 
2017-08-31 12:55:48 AM  
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2017-08-31 12:56:45 AM  

fusillade762: Weaver95: A senior member of the white house

Point of order: Eric doesn't have any position at the White House.


Prone, mouth open. He really is his father's son after all.
 
2017-08-31 01:08:17 AM  

DeadPhelps: Dear Eric,

How can I help?

I have rope, pills, firearms, knives, razor blades, very tall buildings and copious amounts of booze at my disposal.

Please reply soonish.

Sincerely,

DeadPhelps


Don't waste perfectly good pills on him. I'll take the pills. Give him the tall building.
 
2017-08-31 01:10:03 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Don't waste perfectly good pills on him. I'll take the pills. Give him the tall building.


Or just let him walk around Huston without a life vest.  situation will take care of itself.
 
2017-08-31 01:10:32 AM  


CRY MOAR



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2017-08-31 01:11:51 AM  
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2017-08-31 01:21:43 AM  
Oh, darn. That's just so bad. I mean, you wouldn't want him to jump off Air Force One, or take too much cocaine...
 
2017-08-31 01:37:29 AM  

Weaver95: um, maybe this is just by cogitative bias and disgust for all things trump related....but why does the ENTIRE trump clan strike me as being beyond arrogant, blindly self centered, and lacking in basic human empathy?


It's because they are.
 
2017-08-31 01:40:42 AM  

pxlboy: Weaver95: um, maybe this is just by cogitative bias and disgust for all things trump related....but why does the ENTIRE trump clan strike me as being beyond arrogant, blindly self centered, and lacking in basic human empathy?

It's because they are.


I still cannot believe trump actually tried to brag about 'crowd size' in a hurricane disaster zone.  the level of disconnect from reality that statement implies is...well, not good.
 
2017-08-31 01:42:24 AM  

Weaver95: pxlboy: Weaver95: um, maybe this is just by cogitative bias and disgust for all things trump related....but why does the ENTIRE trump clan strike me as being beyond arrogant, blindly self centered, and lacking in basic human empathy?

It's because they are.

I still cannot believe trump actually tried to brag about 'crowd size' in a hurricane disaster zone.  the level of disconnect from reality that statement implies is...well, not good.


No, it isn't, but it's what we've come to expect to hear from the Toddler in Chief, isn't it?

And I'm sure it will only get better and won't that be fun, kids? *exaggerated and sarcastic thumbs up*
 
2017-08-31 01:45:11 AM  

pxlboy: No, it isn't, but it's what we've come to expect to hear from the Toddler in Chief, isn't it?


and now Trump's kid is saying that the president is depressed to an almost suicidal degree?  that impairs his judgement gotdammit, and I do NOT want to think about a clinically depressed narcissist sitting around the white house in his jammies deciding to just end it all and take the world with him in the process.
 
2017-08-31 01:53:26 AM  

Weaver95: pxlboy: No, it isn't, but it's what we've come to expect to hear from the Toddler in Chief, isn't it?

and now Trump's kid is saying that the president is depressed to an almost suicidal degree?  that impairs his judgement gotdammit, and I do NOT want to think about a clinically depressed narcissist sitting around the white house in his jammies deciding to just end it all and take the world with him in the process.


I've stopped worrying about nukes. How about this:

If he kills himself, we don't have put up with him anymore. If he nukes us all, we won't be around to put up with him.

/might be in a bit of a nihilistic mood
//obligatory Big Lebowskibquote here
///threes!
 
2017-08-31 01:55:41 AM  

pxlboy: If he kills himself, we don't have put up with him anymore. If he nukes us all, we won't be around to put up with him.


knowing my luck, I'd somehow survive and have to start rebuilding civilization in the aftermath of trump's destruction.
 
2017-08-31 02:15:12 AM  
Doesn't he look healthy?

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2017-08-31 02:40:48 AM  

interstitialofficial: Farking Canuck: Peter_B_Risen: Interesting comments.  I would never wish depression or suicide for anyone.  But I'm not that political and focus mainly on enjoying my life.  You have to wonder about the mental stability of anyone that would wish such a thing on anybody.

And I'm sure your "taking the high road" on this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you are a Trump supporter.

/give me a break

Super easy to high road, here. Been way too easy on fark, lately. Seems to be quite the watering hole for older guys who live alone, probably are in anger management therapy, go for walks around the apt. complex in sweat pants that are baggy in the knees, kinda have that intense 4 year old way of losing their temper - that shrieking, red faced, spitting way that is unseemly for an adult, sport a push broom mustache and an amost totally bald head with threads of long hair draped over the top, a tad sweaty, blame republicans for their poorness and everything else, usually refer to them as "those fat cats in the State house", try in vain to unload on the internet but this only makes them madder, their therapist is probably always trying to get them to stay off the computer... A kind of archetype, really, I think.


I'd recommend a walk through one of Fark's selfie threads to disabuse you of that notion but you'd have to have a total fark account.
I'd spring for one for you but the republicans are to blame for my poorness and everything else.
 
2017-08-31 03:12:04 AM  

Kevin72: Well, this is what happens when the presidency is turned into a reality TV show all about Trump Trump Trump all Trump all the time. Ratings, ratings, ratings! We're not concerned about the goddamned approval rating. We're concerned about the all attention all the time rating. How much is our consciousnesses raped stolen and delivered to Trump. Pay attention to Trump! Hey look at me!


Donald Trump
Executive Producer
 
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