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2017-08-30 10:23:16 PM  
You know, we might get lucky.  The combined anger, hatred and victimhood of Stephen K. Bannon and Dr.Sebastian Gorka Phd.could be so flammable that it melts the alt right web
 
2017-08-30 11:16:20 PM  
""You've got to be kidding me. He's a nutcase," said right-wing author and radio host Ben Shapiro. "Granting any legitimacy to a fringe kook like Mike Cernovich, and all of the attendant nastiness and problems, is close to insane " "

http://www.thedailybeast.com/why-did-fox-news-welcome-date-rape-apolo​g​ist-mike-cernovich
 
2017-08-30 11:17:26 PM  

Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.

- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

 
2017-08-30 11:18:34 PM  

Not being a slut is the only proven way to avoid AIDS. If you love black women, slut shame them.

- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) February 5, 2016

 
2017-08-30 11:23:40 PM  
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2017-08-30 11:26:13 PM  
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2017-08-30 11:45:20 PM  

thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012


I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo
 
2017-08-30 11:52:09 PM  

daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo


No need to be so gentle. Do you have any firewood?
 
2017-08-31 12:23:27 AM  

daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo


I like you.

I fear you.

But I like you.
 
2017-08-31 12:24:05 AM  
"the Javanka wing" had sabotaged the Trump administration

Just so you know what they mean when they say "Globalist"
 
2017-08-31 12:28:34 AM  

thorpe: daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo

No need to be so gentle. Do you have any firewood?


Or barbed wire?
 
2017-08-31 12:32:56 AM  

thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012


No, I can't say I've ever conducted rape experiments in my free time, Mike.
 
2017-08-31 12:56:54 AM  

thorpe: daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo

No need to be so gentle. Do you have any firewood?


Do you know how expensive firewood is?!  I could use some PVC pipe I suppose
 
2017-08-31 12:58:28 AM  

fusillade762: "the Javanka wing" had sabotaged the Trump administration

Just so you know what they mean when they say "Globalist"


Oh man, Breitbart's gonna savage Ivanka and jared.  Oh it feels so good
 
2017-08-31 01:26:02 AM  
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2017-08-31 01:48:00 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.
 
2017-08-31 02:26:45 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.


5 to 1 he's a virgin.
 
2017-08-31 02:33:03 AM  

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These GamerGate f*cks must hate their mother or have some Bundyesque fixation on hating women.  WTF?  Furthermore, who dates these guys?  They must have some idea they're getting some or they would change their game, right?  They want to get laid, don't they?
 
2017-08-31 02:38:39 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.


I'm guessing this dude has fapped himself raw watching King Joffrey order those two prostitutes to beat the shiat out of each other.
 
2017-08-31 02:48:53 AM  

daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo


Very sorry I seem to have missed the link to your GoFundMe page for this noble undertaking. Please can you post it?
 
2017-08-31 02:50:13 AM  
You mean this infected pustule on the ass of humanity is turning 40 in a couple months?  His parents must be so proud.  Oh wait:


Education and personal life
Cernovich was born on November 17, 1977.[14] He grew up in a devout Christian family[9] in the farming town of Kewanee, Illinois. The family was poor, and his mother suffered from mental illness.[15] He graduated from the University of Illinois and later attended the Pepperdine University School of Law.[15]
Cernovich married his first wife as a law student in 2003. Cernovich has said the marriage was "ruined by feminist indoctrination". His wife became an attorney in Silicon Valley and earned millions of dollars from an initial public offering of stock. She filed for divorce in 2011, and Cernovich received what he has described as a "seven-figure sum" in the settlement. Cernovich met his second wife shortly thereafter. She comes from a Persian, secular Muslim background. Cernovich lives outside of Los AngelesCalifornia.[9]
Cernovich was charged with rape in 2003; he denied the allegations.[16] The charge was reduced to misdemeanor battery, for which he performed community service.[9


So let's review.  No mention of dad, mom was a nutjob, charged with rape and married the same year.  Via "feminist indoctrination" he recieved a large settlement and if he lived in LA at the time, not married long enough to receive community property, suspect he was paid to go away.  Wife No. 2 is Persian and Muslim.  Not much detail.  I am going to assume she is a modernized Persian, or he bought her.  I doubt it though as my M.O. neighbor confided that all told it cost about 100k to get her to America.  Not sure if that includes a dowry for the family, agency or what have you but that's a lot of $$.  IDT you buy wives on credit.

Now, I am fascinated by this loser.  How do you get to 40 being so utterly, reprehensively vile and juvenile as he?  He's not that attractive.
 
2017-08-31 02:50:43 AM  
Back when #GamerGate was ongoing, who of us thought that it would help lead to this, to an utter incompetent in the White House and civilization itself at stake?
 
2017-08-31 02:50:55 AM  

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Reading that shiat like

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2017-08-31 02:51:57 AM  
Cernovich?  Isn't that the guy that is/was married to a Russian propagandist?  Or am I thinking of Posobiec?  Or do both of them have Russian wives?

Man whats with all these crazy Russian coincidences combined with agents provocateurs?  That also happen to have access to either the White House directly or its very close surrogates like Alex Jones and Steve Bannon?

Crazy world out there huh?  Well don't let it get ya down son.
 
2017-08-31 02:52:12 AM  

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farksake /r9k/ is out of its containment board again.
 
2017-08-31 02:56:30 AM  
https://twitter.com/notch/status/901192994971410433

i know he doesn't own it anymore, but I just don't think I can play minecraft ever again.
 
2017-08-31 02:56:59 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.


And closeted.
 
2017-08-31 02:59:20 AM  

COMALite J: Back when #GamerGate was ongoing, who of us thought that it would help lead to this, to an utter incompetent in the White House and civilization itself at stake?


Ethics in journalism comes at a cost.
 
2017-08-31 03:01:18 AM  
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2017-08-31 03:18:13 AM  

daphne: You mean this infected pustule on the ass of humanity is turning 40 in a couple months?  His parents must be so proud.  Oh wait:


Education and personal life
Cernovich was born on November 17, 1977.[14] He grew up in a devout Christian family[9] in the farming town of Kewanee, Illinois. The family was poor, and his mother suffered from mental illness.[15] He graduated from the University of Illinois and later attended the Pepperdine University School of Law.[15]
Cernovich married his first wife as a law student in 2003. Cernovich has said the marriage was "ruined by feminist indoctrination". His wife became an attorney in Silicon Valley and earned millions of dollars from an initial public offering of stock. She filed for divorce in 2011, and Cernovich received what he has described as a "seven-figure sum" in the settlement. Cernovich met his second wife shortly thereafter. She comes from a Persian, secular Muslim background. Cernovich lives outside of Los Angeles, California.[9]
Cernovich was charged with rape in 2003; he denied the allegations.[16] The charge was reduced to misdemeanor battery, for which he performed community service.[9

So let's review.  No mention of dad, mom was a nutjob, charged with rape and married the same year.  Via "feminist indoctrination" he recieved a large settlement and if he lived in LA at the time, not married long enough to receive community property, suspect he was paid to go away.  Wife No. 2 is Persian and Muslim.  Not much detail.  I am going to assume she is a modernized Persian, or he bought her.  I doubt it though as my M.O. neighbor confided that all told it cost about 100k to get her to America.  Not sure if that includes a dowry for the family, agency or what have you but that's a lot of $$.  IDT you buy wives on credit.

Now, I am fascinated by this loser.  How do you get to 40 being so utterly, reprehensively vile and juvenile as he?  He's not that attractive.


Someone needs to get this guy a good, solid drug or alcohol addiction.  That outta take care of any longevity issues.
 
2017-08-31 03:23:55 AM  
His latest is that Trump is basically under some sort of double-secret "House Arrest" in the White House by the Deep State.  This a result of a "coup" that is still underway.

Since the source is Breitbart at this time, I'm not including a link because I don't want those a-holes to make a single penny off of me.
 
2017-08-31 03:27:54 AM  
"Coup is a strong word, but it's very hard to argue against it at this point in time because you're just seeing, by and large, what's coming out of the White House is just not what we voted for overall," Marlow responded.

Obviously it's a coup. It couldn't possibly be because you voted for a lunatic conman who doesn't know himself what he'll do from one minute to the next. Nope, coup is the simplest answer.
 
2017-08-31 03:30:35 AM  

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That guy needs to slow down and save some pussy for the rest of us.   Game that strong gets women pregnant just from proximity.
 
2017-08-31 03:33:44 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.


Or a serial rapist.
 
2017-08-31 03:35:37 AM  

daphne: thorpe: daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo

No need to be so gentle. Do you have any firewood?

Do you know how expensive firewood is?!  I could use some PVC pipe I suppose


 If you want to save some money you can use most of what's left of my car's back window...i was stopped at a red light and someone hit me without hitting their brakes so my window blew out.  About half of it is in the back seat area.
You'll have to come to Colorado to get it or send a self addressed stamped envelope but I discovered that safety glass still has very sharp shards.  The welcome to what's left of it.
 
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Wow... what an ignorant pile of diarrhea this guy is.  He's not a piece of shiat... He's a puddle of excitement.
 
2017-08-31 03:40:53 AM  
Thanks Gamergate. Remember that Trump might have been elected because one guy had a farking freak out after a break up.
 
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I read his Wikipedia page and now I want to submerge my phone in bleach.
 
2017-08-31 03:46:28 AM  
Mike Cernovich spreads a dubious conspiracy alleging Democrats were complicit in a child sex ring.

This is why left wing media pisses me off. Even Right Wing Watch can't just call pizzagate total bullshiat. It uses a wimpy word like "dubious" which essentially means "suspect" or "questionable" to describe the most totally bullshiat thing ever conceived.
 
2017-08-31 03:51:48 AM  

Christian Bale: Mike Cernovich spreads a dubious conspiracy alleging Democrats were complicit in a child sex ring.

This is why left wing media pisses me off. Even Right Wing Watch can't just call pizzagate total bullshiat. It uses a wimpy word like "dubious" which essentially means "suspect" or "questionable" to describe the most totally bullshiat thing ever conceived.


I agree with you there.  Bull shiat is bull shiat.
 
2017-08-31 03:59:53 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.


He lives off alimony from his first wife. Dude is so manly that he literally made his money by marrying someone more successful than him. She dropped his ass back in 2011.
 
2017-08-31 04:00:02 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.

Or a serial rapist.


He sure does talk about rape a lot.
 
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2017-08-31 04:02:15 AM  

Christian Bale: Mike Cernovich spreads a dubious conspiracy alleging Democrats were complicit in a child sex ring.

This is why left wing media pisses me off. Even Right Wing Watch can't just call pizzagate total bullshiat. It uses a wimpy word like "dubious" which essentially means "suspect" or "questionable" to describe the most totally bullshiat thing ever conceived.


You were great as Batman.
 
2017-08-31 04:02:45 AM  
But hey, let's debate if the "OK" hand sign is copacetic nowadays. Cause you know it ain't.
 
2017-08-31 04:10:46 AM  

thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012


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JFC this guy makes me ashamed for being male.
 
2017-08-31 04:15:42 AM  
Of all of these trump a-holes that I'm familiar with, he is likely the worst.
 
2017-08-31 04:18:32 AM  

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Christ, what an asshole.

5 to 1 he's a virgin.

Or a serial rapist.

He sure does talk about rape a lot.


In itself, not necessary a sign that he's a rapist. But the fact that he DEFENDS multiple kinds of rape, and generally dehumanizes women? That's a farking forest of red flags.
 
2017-08-31 04:22:34 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: daphne: thorpe: Have you guys ever tried "raping" a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.- Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) August 12, 2012

I'll remember that when I go on a date with Mr. Cerovich, roofie him and caress him with a long dong silver dildo

Very sorry I seem to have missed the link to your GoFundMe page for this noble undertaking. Please can you post it?


Yes, it's i­m­m­af­ukth­atassholeup[nospam-﹫-backwards]snio­ctibruoyl­laei­mmi­g*ne­t.  $50 gets you a lovely T-shirt that announces you f*ck on the first date and a membership card to the HMS Mikes Club in ports of call along the coasts of this great United States.  $500 gets you and a lucky guest tickets to the pre-release screening of my masterpiece Take it all the Way, Cocksucker; an ode to one man's hungry holes where I will lovingly and gleefully penetrate every single hole on Mike Cernovich's body with various garden tools, kitchen gadgets and rabid vermin humanely supplied by the NYC transportation department.  While I ravish every opening on Mike's middle aged, flabby spunk vessel, he will be forced to watch "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" dubbed with audio from the kiss scene in the coming out episode of the television show Ellen.  And while this would surely satisfy any respectable SJW's gaping, yawning cavern of corruption, Mike holes simply cannot be denied, as his orifices pucker and undulate for more sustenance to cram in his cramholes of depthless, bottomless need.  It will take more than an entire garden shed of steel implementations, entire inventories of Pottery Barns, Crate and Barrels and stacks of 20% off any single item at your nearest Bed Bath and Beyond retail store of artisanal kitchen utensils of varying quality and craftsmanship. Plague levels of rat armies bursting forth from their underworld of the New York subway, teeming with disease and filth, fur and pelt torn asunder from the ravages of ragged claws dripping with the blood of rabies and madness can even begin to fill Mike's mute and desperate need. Through all these implementations wrought of desire and wanton lust, Mike remains on the edge of oblivion, his childlike face framed with the black and heavy straps of his industrial sized bright red ball gag, like a vulgar halo on a fat, slovenly angel.  Hear the chime of that Twitter notification on Mike's phone?  That sound means another SJW has earned his wings and lost his checkmark.  It's truly an uplifting tale of determination and the strength to go on when the world seems weak and only able to piledrive it's fist up to its forearm in your fudge factory.
 
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