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(Independent)   Tony Perkins, from the Family Research Council, has yet to declare the reason God sent the hurricane. Probably because God used it to flood Tony's home   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-30 06:55:01 PM  
Why do people keep submitting this? Aug 18, 2016.
 
2017-08-30 07:02:13 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Why do people keep submitting this? Aug 18, 2016.


Because the irony is delicious anyway.
 
2017-08-30 07:25:23 PM  
But all natural disasters are messages from God

(esp one where he zapped Touchdown Jesus when he was aiming for the whorehouse down the road)
 
2017-08-30 07:40:23 PM  
Does he still live with his mother?
 
2017-08-30 07:41:01 PM  

mjjt: But all natural disasters are messages from God

(esp one where he zapped Touchdown Jesus when he was aiming for the whorehouse down the road)


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2017-08-30 07:53:44 PM  
I'm actually surprised that Perkins - one of Trump's Evangelical BFFs and the head of an actual hate group* - hasn't once again blamed the flooding on us queers again.

I found it amusing last year when he said that the flooding in Louisiana, which destroyed his McMansion, was God's punishment for America's acceptance of homosexuality and gay marriage, especially considering that according to the Bible, God promised Noah that he would never again take revenge on the Earth by flooding it, no matter how pissed off He got.

Personally, I'm still waiting for these amazing superpowers that involve control of the weather that I've been promised, because I'd do more than just zap Touchdown Jesus with lightening bolt.

*Perkins is the head of the Family Research Council and chief pastor of the Greenwell Springs Baptist Church which, among its many crimes, still runs a gay conversion camp for juveniles that uses torture to try and change the sexual orientation of children.
 
2017-08-30 08:17:49 PM  
Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.
 
2017-08-30 08:49:32 PM  
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2017-08-30 08:50:18 PM  
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2017-08-30 08:51:40 PM  
He's kind of a psycho.
 
2017-08-30 08:58:46 PM  

UberNeuman: He's kind of a psycho.


You can't spell fundamentalist with "crazy hate fuel murdermachine".

At least that's what god tells me.
 
2017-08-30 09:00:20 PM  
I hear his entire gay porn collection was destroyed.

/he was just using it for research
 
2017-08-30 09:03:52 PM  
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2017-08-30 09:04:34 PM  

Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.


They had the best pie.
 
2017-08-30 09:06:34 PM  
So how exactly is laughing at the losses and misfortunes of a fervent anti-gay proponent any different to when he laughs at the losses and misfortunes of the gay community?

I mean BESIDES the comeuppance factor and the feeling of shadenfreude?
 
2017-08-30 09:07:30 PM  
Algae got all over his flooded house. Now Tony has a green mansion.
 
2017-08-30 09:12:28 PM  
Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.
 
2017-08-30 09:12:50 PM  

Whatthefark: Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.

They had the best pie.


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Yes,  before that train wreck Cracka Barrel there was Perkins Pancake House.
 
2017-08-30 09:13:01 PM  
That's a shame.
 
2017-08-30 09:16:36 PM  
So he's a closet case? Is that what you're saying?
 
2017-08-30 09:19:52 PM  
Sounds like god doesn't care about collateral damage....
 
2017-08-30 09:24:45 PM  

rjakobi: I mean BESIDES the comeuppance factor and the feeling of shadenfreude?


That's it. Why does their need to be more?

He get's proven wrong (or he's right because he's secretly gay) and he suffers like all the people he mocked in the past.
 
2017-08-30 09:30:23 PM  

Farking Canuck: rjakobi: I mean BESIDES the comeuppance factor and the feeling of shadenfreude?

That's it. Why does their need to be more?

He get's proven wrong (or he's right because he's secretly gay) and he suffers like all the people he mocked in the past.


You're misunderstanding here. The punishment isnt for gay people, its for his followers (and him) for tolerating 'the gays'.
 
2017-08-30 09:34:39 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Whatthefark: Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.

They had the best pie.

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Yes,  before that train wreck Cracka Barrel there was Perkins Pancake House.


"Bottomless cup of coffee"?
Wouldn't that spill all over the table? Or are the waitress bottomless?

Hopefully, not the waiters.
 
2017-08-30 09:39:02 PM  
I thought Perkins said that in the case of his house the flood was a blessing from god to test his faith, or something like that.

/And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
 
2017-08-30 09:39:45 PM  

Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.


They are still relatively common in Michigan and Western New York.
 
2017-08-30 09:44:05 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.


He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...
 
2017-08-30 09:55:49 PM  

dv-ous: swaniefrmreddeer: Why do people keep submitting this? Aug 18, 2016.

Because the irony is delicious anyway.


And rusty at this point...
 
2017-08-30 09:56:18 PM  

Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.


The one I used to go to is a Blueberry Hill Pancake House now.


Oh, and fark this guy and the FRC.
 
2017-08-30 09:56:34 PM  
Something, something, false prophets.
 
2017-08-30 09:56:54 PM  

OlderGuy: dv-ous: swaniefrmreddeer: Why do people keep submitting this? Aug 18, 2016.

Because the irony is delicious anyway.

And rusty at this point...


You sound salty.  Did you give this charlatan money?
 
2017-08-30 09:58:48 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'm actually surprised that Perkins - one of Trump's Evangelical BFFs and the head of an actual hate group* - hasn't once again blamed the flooding on us queers again.

I found it amusing last year when he said that the flooding in Louisiana, which destroyed his McMansion, was God's punishment for America's acceptance of homosexuality and gay marriage, especially considering that according to the Bible, God promised Noah that he would never again take revenge on the Earth by flooding it, no matter how pissed off He got.

Personally, I'm still waiting for these amazing superpowers that involve control of the weather that I've been promised, because I'd do more than just zap Touchdown Jesus with lightening bolt.

*Perkins is the head of the Family Research Council and chief pastor of the Greenwell Springs Baptist Church which, among its many crimes, still runs a gay conversion camp for juveniles that uses torture to try and change the sexual orientation of children.


Good thing he doesn't have control of the 'smite' button...
 
2017-08-30 10:02:01 PM  
A failure... much like his friend Gary Bauer

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2017-08-30 10:02:07 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Why do people keep submitting this? Aug 18, 2016.


It's worth mentioning because he just signed the Nashville Statement while the gulf coast is getting pounded once again by flooding of biblical proportions
 
2017-08-30 10:04:52 PM  

Daer21: You're misunderstanding here. The punishment isnt for gay people, its for his followers (and him) for tolerating 'the gays'.


Okay. But I'm sure he's not overly upset at the suffering of the gays either though.
 
2017-08-30 10:05:39 PM  

OlderGuy: docpeteyJ: I'm actually surprised that Perkins - one of Trump's Evangelical BFFs and the head of an actual hate group* - hasn't once again blamed the flooding on us queers again.

I found it amusing last year when he said that the flooding in Louisiana, which destroyed his McMansion, was God's punishment for America's acceptance of homosexuality and gay marriage, especially considering that according to the Bible, God promised Noah that he would never again take revenge on the Earth by flooding it, no matter how pissed off He got.

Personally, I'm still waiting for these amazing superpowers that involve control of the weather that I've been promised, because I'd do more than just zap Touchdown Jesus with lightening bolt.

*Perkins is the head of the Family Research Council and chief pastor of the Greenwell Springs Baptist Church which, among its many crimes, still runs a gay conversion camp for juveniles that uses torture to try and change the sexual orientation of children.

Good thing he doesn't have control of the 'smite' button...


I wish I did, because I would smite the everlovin' fark outta that twat, Perkins, and not in a good way.
 
2017-08-30 10:11:29 PM  

stan unusual: Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.

He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...


Wasn't that Marlin Perkins? Or Parlin Merkins?
 
2017-08-30 10:24:57 PM  
I hate these smarmy farkers.

All the compassion of a barbed wire fence.

Some beautiful, brilliant person set up a twitter bot to take Joel Osteen's tweets and replace 'God' with 'your dick'. Please, go read Joel Dongsteen until tears of joy roll down your cheeks.

\People may have rejected you, but your dick has accepted you. They may call you a mistake, but your dick calls you a masterpiece.
 
2017-08-30 10:28:36 PM  

stan unusual: Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.

He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...


That would be *Marlin* Perkins.

Read up on him.  Before hosting a TV show, he did a lot of stuff.  The man has chops.  We joke about him, but we should not make mock.
 
2017-08-30 10:36:52 PM  

Mock26: Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.

They are still relatively common in Michigan


??

Never heard of it. I visit the UP a few time each year. I've lived in west Michigan and the Detroit area.
 
2017-08-30 10:39:27 PM  

dbeshear: stan unusual: Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.

He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...

Wasn't that Marlin Perkins? Or Parlin Merkins?


No, you're thinking of perky Marlo.

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-30 10:47:23 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: stan unusual: Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.

He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...

That would be *Marlin* Perkins.

Read up on him.  Before hosting a TV show, he did a lot of stuff.  The man has chops.  We joke about him, but we should not make mock.


"You stay in the truck, Marlin.  I'll go wrestle the alligator."

I make mock.
 
2017-08-30 10:53:22 PM  

RandolphCarter: I hate these smarmy farkers.

All the compassion of a barbed wire fence.

Some beautiful, brilliant person set up a twitter bot to take Joel Osteen's tweets and replace 'God' with 'your dick'. Please, go read Joel Dongsteen until tears of joy roll down your cheeks.

\People may have rejected you, but your dick has accepted you. They may call you a mistake, but your dick calls you a masterpiece.

" Joel Dongsteen@JoelDongsteen Aug 22
Go to your dick like He's proud of you, like you deserve to be there. Believe that He wants to be good to you. Ask Him for your dreams.

"

Oh damn. And all of it is still there, for now.
 
2017-08-30 10:54:15 PM  
God hasn't done a darn thing since Georges Lemaître's "primeval atom," and frankly, that's His own fault for our Physics....and why are those text books so damn expensive. Newtonian Mechanics haven't changed in hundreds of years.
 
2017-08-30 10:55:44 PM  

Mock26: Shostie: Man. I haven't been to a Perkins in f*cking ages.

They are still relatively common in Michigan and Western New York.


No locations in Michigan or New York. Mostly Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Pennyslvania.
 
2017-08-30 10:58:22 PM  
Evangelicals doesn't worship Jesus, they worship the bible, which is a form of idolatry. That's assuming they believe anything they say and aren't just fleecing their flocks.
 
2017-08-30 11:10:22 PM  

RandolphCarter: I hate these smarmy farkers.

All the compassion of a barbed wire fence.


Funny you should mention that. Tony Perkins hosts a radio show called Washington Watch. Some days, when he can't make it into the studio, it's hosted by some guy named Matt Barber. Barber runs a website called barb wire, where I assume you get "good Christian news when Brietbart is leaning a little bit too left". No I don't have a link and no I'm not giving him a click
 
2017-08-30 11:29:56 PM  

jaytkay: dbeshear: stan unusual: Sean VasDeferens: Tony Perkins from Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom?  He must be nearly 175 now.

He's not dead, he's just waiting upstream while his assistant collects the sperm sample from the tiger...

Wasn't that Marlin Perkins? Or Parlin Merkins?

No, you're thinking of perky Marlo.

[img.fark.net image 236x320]


She's married to Phil Donahue
 
2017-08-30 11:31:05 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Evangelicals doesn't worship Jesus, they worship the bible, which is a form of idolatry. That's assuming they believe anything they say and aren't just fleecing their flocks.


Not the bible, money.
 
2017-08-30 11:50:26 PM  

bigdog1960: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Evangelicals doesn't worship Jesus, they worship the bible, which is a form of idolatry. That's assuming they believe anything they say and aren't just fleecing their flocks.

Not the bible, money.


Yeah, same here.  It's the Financial Gospel they worship, not so much the Bible.

The Bible is just a convenient tool they use to justify what they do and what they use as a shield if someone calls upon their hypocrisy.  They're about as much Christians as Akeem the African Dream was African.
 
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