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(The Hill)   Radical clergy calls for violent overthrow of local government and immediate establishment of Sharia law   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Televangelist Jim Bakker, Jim Bakker, civil war, Right Wing Watch, original television program, The PTL Club, President Trump, Heritage USA  
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2017-08-30 03:52:52 AM  
Fark you, American Taliban.

It's trite, but religion really is like a penis: I don't care what you do with it in your personal life, but I'd really appreciate it if you refrained from waving it in my face all the time.
 
2017-08-30 03:53:30 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Fark you, American Taliban.

It's trite, but religion really is like a penis: I don't care what you do with it in your personal life, but I'd really appreciate it if you refrained from waving it in my face all the time.


And please stop showing it to the children all the time.
 
2017-08-30 03:54:33 AM  
Convicted felon Jim Bakker should know that we don't negotiate with terrorists.
 
2017-08-30 03:54:52 AM  
Hmm ...

FTA: Bakker served nearly five years in prison for fraud and conspiracy connected to his original television program, "The PTL Club." The former "prosperity gospel" preacher resigned from the ministry in 1987 after he was accused of rape by Jessica Hahn.

Upstanding Christian my ass.
 
2017-08-30 03:57:09 AM  
I wonder if how they plan on up armoring all those hoverrounds?
 
2017-08-30 04:06:22 AM  
DO IT.
 
2017-08-30 04:12:11 AM  
trumpers and evangelicals who talk about civil war really don't seem to grasp just what it is they'd be starting.  they'd be signing up for YEARS of low level, brutal grinding warfare.  this would destroy homes, shatter economies, break families, and poison the country for decades afterwards.  not to mention that the evangelicals lack the time, money, training and discipline to actually make any of this happen.  they're just not tough enough to murder their fellow countrymen.  oh they're fine with killing LGBT folks, libruls, and brown people.  But that's not who all they'd be facing.  they'd be trying to kill their friends, families, coworkers and US soldiers.  yeah, i'm sure they talk a good game but take it from someone who's actually been in a war zone...its not like anything I can describe.  the trumpers i've seen, talked too, had shout at me?  none of them would survive such a conflict.
 
2017-08-30 04:16:32 AM  
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2017-08-30 05:15:40 AM  
Jim Bakker wouldn't know a good Christian even if they forgave him for his multitudinous frauds over the years, or his multitudinous adulterous moments, right in front of his current flock of rubes...
 
2017-08-30 06:41:30 AM  
The Christians will finally come out of the shadows

Please tell me when Christians in the US have EVER been in the shadows.  The Puritans came over to have their own area of Christendom because England was too liberal for them.  For the longest time, the president HAD to be a protestant because god forbid one of those papists be in charge.  Even now, religion plays a HUGE role in politics.  That's not even taking into account all the religious shows that are available on TV (much like your own).

Is it the fact that you can't stone or completely ostracize those you don't like too much any longer?  That you have to tolerate other religious groups? Or are you just that farking dumb?  Or all of the above...
 
2017-08-30 06:57:30 AM  
Shameless conmen have to stick together.

These motherfarkers are more of a threat to this country than any muslim extremist could ever hope to be.
 
2017-08-30 06:57:41 AM  
Arrest him for making terroristic threats
 
2017-08-30 06:58:36 AM  
Didn't his wife screw around on him?  Cuck.
 
2017-08-30 06:59:01 AM  

Weaver95: trumpers and evangelicals who talk about civil war really don't seem to grasp just what it is they'd be starting.  they'd be signing up for YEARS of low level, brutal grinding warfare.  this would destroy homes, shatter economies, break families, and poison the country for decades afterwards.  not to mention that the evangelicals lack the time, money, training and discipline to actually make any of this happen.  they're just not tough enough to murder their fellow countrymen.  oh they're fine with killing LGBT folks, libruls, and brown people.  But that's not who all they'd be facing.  they'd be trying to kill their friends, families, coworkers and US soldiers.  yeah, i'm sure they talk a good game but take it from someone who's actually been in a war zone...its not like anything I can describe.  the trumpers i've seen, talked too, had shout at me?  none of them would survive such a conflict.


But it's ok because Mr. God is on their side.
 
2017-08-30 06:59:53 AM  
Yeah white isis can fark right off.
 
2017-08-30 07:01:23 AM  

Kouta: Hmm ...

FTA: Bakker served nearly five years in prison for fraud and conspiracy connected to his original television program, "The PTL Club." The former "prosperity gospel" preacher resigned from the ministry in 1987 after he was accused of rape by Jessica Hahn.

Upstanding Christian my ass.


Yup, and the "Christian" media at the time demonized Hahn as a harlot, as some temptress who lead a good, upstanding man of God astray.

shiat like that is a small part of why I'm not a Christian anymore.

I am becoming very concerned that the right wing keeps shouting about war if anybody dares do anything to Trump.

Scamming preachers talking about Trump being ordained by God and going against him is defying God and provoking a Holy War. . .others saying that any Congressman who votes to impeach would be risking assassination. . .they KNOW that the sharks are circling, and all their fantasies of some glorious right-wing war of purification are what they want to come true.  They don't mind killing 100,000,000+ Americans just as long as they can have their country of purely white, heterosexual, cisgender, Christian Republicans.
 
2017-08-30 07:03:28 AM  
I'll start worrying when guys like him and Osteen invest heavily in companies making camouflage pants in sizes 60 and larger
 
2017-08-30 07:05:11 AM  
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2017-08-30 07:06:03 AM  
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2017-08-30 07:07:20 AM  
Only one man could suck dick, look God in the face, and say "What did you expect me to do"?

Only one man could do that...

REVEREND JIM BAKKER!
 
2017-08-30 07:07:38 AM  
Oh please, if Christians could start a civil war they would have done it already.

Oh yeah, the Christians that fought to keep slaves during the original civil war.

Way to keep associating yourselves with slavery you mindless TV "religion".
 
2017-08-30 07:07:41 AM  
God has been standing with who, Jim?  Just making that claim is a sin.
 
2017-08-30 07:07:59 AM  
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2017-08-30 07:08:00 AM  
FTFA: Christians will start a civil war if Trump is impeached

Translation:
American Nazis who feel they speak for God will start a civil war if Trump is impeached.

/On a personal note - PUH-LEEEZ do it.
 
2017-08-30 07:09:36 AM  
Please proceed.

//Thin out their ranks a little
 
2017-08-30 07:14:10 AM  
Blessed are the peacemakers does NOT refer to weaponry you antichrists!
 
2017-08-30 07:14:36 AM  

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I  have sinnnnnnnnnnnned
 
2017-08-30 07:14:59 AM  
I was gonna type up a couple paragraphs ranting about how people like Trump and Bakker embody everything Jesus preached against, but I've got shiat to do, and none of their ilk would care anyway. So I'll just keep it short 'n sweet.

Donny, Jimmy? You can both go fark yourselves.
 
2017-08-30 07:15:21 AM  
What does Jim Bakker know about Christianity?
 
2017-08-30 07:19:39 AM  
When the fighting starts, he'll be safe in his air-conditioned doghouse...
 
2017-08-30 07:20:47 AM  

Weaver95: trumpers and evangelicals who talk about civil war really don't seem to grasp just what it is they'd be starting.  they'd be signing up for YEARS of low level, brutal grinding warfare.  this would destroy homes, shatter economies, break families, and poison the country for decades afterwards.  not to mention that the evangelicals lack the time, money, training and discipline to actually make any of this happen.  they're just not tough enough to murder their fellow countrymen.  oh they're fine with killing LGBT folks, libruls, and brown people.  But that's not who all they'd be facing.  they'd be trying to kill their friends, families, coworkers and US soldiers.  yeah, i'm sure they talk a good game but take it from someone who's actually been in a war zone...its not like anything I can describe.  the trumpers i've seen, talked too, had shout at me?  none of them would survive such a conflict.


I have friends who were military.  Due to their stories, It's basically been my strategy that, if any of the American Armageddon scenarios the US Taliban have spouted off about occur, I'm going to forget about being American, and become Canadian.  Or British, or wherever the fark that will take my family, because that's the point where America dies.  I don't want to sound unpatriotic, but I'd rather my family survive, than be a part of the ugliness that's going to come about if that happens.

Once all the dumbfarkery is done, and the morons are buried in the ground, I'll be happy to come back and help rebuild the country.  I just don't want any part in some sick Christian national cleansing.
 
2017-08-30 07:21:03 AM  

Weaver95: trumpers and evangelicals who talk about civil war really don't seem to grasp just what it is they'd be starting.  they'd be signing up for YEARS of low level, brutal grinding warfare.  this would destroy homes, shatter economies, break families, and poison the country for decades afterwards.  not to mention that the evangelicals lack the time, money, training and discipline to actually make any of this happen.  they're just not tough enough to murder their fellow countrymen.  oh they're fine with killing LGBT folks, libruls, and brown people.  But that's not who all they'd be facing.  they'd be trying to kill their friends, families, coworkers and US soldiers.  yeah, i'm sure they talk a good game but take it from someone who's actually been in a war zone...its not like anything I can describe.  the trumpers i've seen, talked too, had shout at me?  none of them would survive such a conflict.


Don't care.  Stigginit.
 
2017-08-30 07:21:09 AM  
You mean we'll finally get to see guns taken from their cold dead hands?   They keep teasing us with those bumper-stickers, about time they man up.
 
2017-08-30 07:21:28 AM  

neongoats: Yeah white isis can fark right off.


Vanilla ISIS
 
2017-08-30 07:22:25 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'll start worrying when guys like him and Osteen invest heavily in companies making camouflage pants in sizes 60 and larger


Didn't Joel Ostreich have to be publicly shamed into opening his church as a shelter?

Real Christian of you, wankstain.
 
2017-08-30 07:24:29 AM  

SpaceyCat: The Christians will finally come out of the shadows

Please tell me when Christians in the US have EVER been in the shadows.  The Puritans came over to have their own area of Christendom because England was too liberal for them.  For the longest time, the president HAD to be a protestant because god forbid one of those papists be in charge.  Even now, religion plays a HUGE role in politics.  That's not even taking into account all the religious shows that are available on TV (much like your own).

Is it the fact that you can't stone or completely ostracize those you don't like too much any longer?  That you have to tolerate other religious groups? Or are you just that farking dumb?  Or all of the above...


My guess is that when he says such things, it directly equates to money in his pocket.  Nonetheless, the charge die calling for violence against the government for due exercise is law is Sedition.

I'll be calling the FBI to report him in a few hours.  So should you.  There's no place in America for this shiat.
 
2017-08-30 07:24:43 AM  

UNC_Samurai: neongoats: Yeah white isis can fark right off.

Vanilla ISIS


Vanilla is delicious and wonderful. I refuse to have it associated with these cumstained nazis.
 
2017-08-30 07:25:09 AM  

neongoats: UNC_Samurai: neongoats: Yeah white isis can fark right off.

Vanilla ISIS

Vanilla is delicious and wonderful. I refuse to have it associated with these cumstained nazis.


Y'all-Qaeda?
 
2017-08-30 07:25:40 AM  
Bring it. Lets introduce them to just how real life can get.
 
2017-08-30 07:25:43 AM  

neongoats: UNC_Samurai: neongoats: Yeah white isis can fark right off.

Vanilla ISIS

Vanilla is delicious and wonderful. I refuse to have it associated with these cumstained nazis.


"Y'all Qaeda" it is then.
 
2017-08-30 07:27:24 AM  
The streets will flow with the creamed corn of the non-believers!
 
2017-08-30 07:31:20 AM  

UNC_Samurai: neongoats: UNC_Samurai: neongoats: Yeah white isis can fark right off.

Vanilla ISIS

Vanilla is delicious and wonderful. I refuse to have it associated with these cumstained nazis.

Y'all-Qaeda?


Yes. And their symbol is nazi colored truck nutz.
 
2017-08-30 07:33:51 AM  

LL316: What does Jim Bakker know about Christianity?


It's well-stocked with rubes, and pretending to be Christian is very lucrative?
 
2017-08-30 07:36:53 AM  
How very Christian of Bakker to imply Christians would go to war if Trump is removed from office. I'm sure this is precisely what Jesus would have done, were he walking the Earth now.
 
2017-08-30 07:38:02 AM  
Says the guy selling end times food buckets.

Sorry, Jim, but you don't exactly cut the figure of a wartime General. Plus I think you'll find that there is a good number of Christians that aren't going to go to war at the behest of a rapist in order to defend Satan's avatar on Earth.
 
2017-08-30 07:40:53 AM  
Everytime i hear shiat like this It makes me glad the white slice keeps growing at a faster and faster rate in my province and all of Canada, even with the large amount of immigrants we get from highly religious countries.
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2017-08-30 07:41:16 AM  

Gonz: Only one man could suck dick, look God in the face, and say "What did you expect me to do"?

Only one man could do that...

REVEREND JIM BAKKER!


"We have to call him Reverend anymore, we can just call him Jim!"

Gotta love the irony. Bakker lost all those millions and his entire empire over some hoo ha (well, that and fraud), and an overweight, drunk, coked up comic got to shag her afterwards and boost his career from it.
 
2017-08-30 07:41:23 AM  
The same people that wrapped themselves in the flag and called themselves the "real patriots" are
the ones that want to overthrow the government...
 
2017-08-30 07:41:27 AM  
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AND STILL AM
 
2017-08-30 07:43:13 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Gonz: Only one man could suck dick, look God in the face, and say "What did you expect me to do"?

Only one man could do that...

REVEREND JIM BAKKER!

"We have to call him Reverend anymore, we can just call him Jim!"

Gotta love the irony. Bakker lost all those millions and his entire empire over some hoo ha (well, that and fraud), and an overweight, drunk, coked up comic got to shag her afterwards and boost his career from it.


Kinison was a far more sincere preacher than Jim Bakker ever was, even after leaving the church to do comedy.
 
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