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2017-08-30 12:22:59 AM  
Hey Trump, you have a pencil dick, prove me wrong.
 
2017-08-30 03:22:30 AM  
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2017-08-30 04:10:50 AM  
Trump really is the perineal abscess of US politics.

/no, I didn't misspell "perennial". I know what I meant.
 
2017-08-30 04:13:50 AM  

MasterAdkins: Hey Trump, you have a pencil dick, prove me wrong.


You mean like this pencil?

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2017-08-30 04:24:54 AM  

s26.postimg.org

 
2017-08-30 05:13:39 AM  
I wonder if Melania is donating her old shoes to flood victims so that their houses can be rebuilt above the water level?
 
2017-08-30 05:18:43 AM  
Nostradumbass strikes again!
 
2017-08-30 05:19:18 AM  
I accepted that the bar has no bottom with Apricot Pol Pot...and sure enough, we got "LOOK AT THIS TURNOUT" and FLOTUS in stilettos. What's next? Waiting for them to eat a live human on live TV.
 
2017-08-30 05:19:32 AM  
Real presidents. Someday, folks.

Someday...
 
2017-08-30 05:21:27 AM  

skubwa: I accepted that the bar has no bottom with Apricot Pol Pot...and sure enough, we got "LOOK AT THIS TURNOUT" and FLOTUS in stilettos. What's next? Waiting for them to eat a live human on live TV.


This is FAR from the lowest that bar has gotten. This is a good day for Trump, when he's acting halfway respectable.
 
2017-08-30 05:22:46 AM  
God damn, you would figure a guy supposedly thinking about running for president for years would have been less of a dick to everyone in every public sphere.

But what do I know? He did get elected president. So stupid appeals to enough people.
 
2017-08-30 05:23:03 AM  
I mean... it was a photo op for Obama too, the tweet wasn't actually wrong.

The difference is that Obama had actually done his farking job in the non-photogenic and extremely important parts of hurricane relief that involved securing the emergency plans months and years in advance, all the shiat that involved months of boring phone calls and issued memos from his desk that would never make the news.

So when Obama did his useless photo-op our response was, "Sure, whatever I guess".  Whereas with president "cut all disaster funding less than a week before the hurricane season, sabotaged all recovery programs, and left FEMA unstaffed" I predict the reaction is going to be somewhat less... neutral.
 
2017-08-30 05:34:46 AM  

skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.


The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.
 
2017-08-30 05:36:07 AM  
Donald Trump is a psychic with dementia.  He belted out highly accurate tweets, but put them out years too early. And used Obama's name in place of his own.
Somebody could comb through his archive and see how the future is going to unfold.
 
2017-08-30 05:39:12 AM  

Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.


I actually have to agree with you on this.  For once she was doing something indirectly productive during a crisis.  Of course that thing was not requiring a separate Secret Service detail by being near that monster sharing her marriage certificate but hey, small blessings.
 
2017-08-30 05:41:25 AM  

Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.


Nobody is "upset." It's mockery of tone-deafness. She's the president's wife appearing at his side. Tone-deafness matters. You are flirting with concern trolling.
 
2017-08-30 05:41:36 AM  
Damn, doesn't Melania have a pair of flats?
 
2017-08-30 05:42:24 AM  
This isn't the problem.  The problem is the Trumpers will completely ignore this because it's "their guy".
 
2017-08-30 05:47:07 AM  

Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.


Edith Wilson effectively ran the executive branch when her husband suffered his stroke.
 
2017-08-30 05:48:24 AM  

Scanty Em: Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.

Nobody is "upset." It's mockery of tone-deafness. She's the president's wife appearing at his side. Tone-deafness matters. You are flirting with concern trolling.


Appearance is everything to these people, since they have no substance.
 
2017-08-30 05:55:49 AM  
In fairness, self awareness isn't really Donnie's thing...I won't be surprised if in a few weeks he Tweets something about "dumbasses who got flooded" and then something about how he prefers Americans who don't get rained on.
 
2017-08-30 05:59:56 AM  

Maturin: Damn, doesn't Melania have a pair of flats?


If I'd have to guess, I'd gamble that Melania wanted to wear something sensible but Trump took one look at her and told her to go back and wear something classy
 
2017-08-30 06:01:33 AM  
Oh please conservatives have already moved on. I woke this morning to pictures of Michelle Obama shopping after Katrina. SEE, SEE Obamas were just s bad!

img.fark.net
/Bush was President not Obama
// Consider the possibility that there is a second successful black women
 
2017-08-30 06:01:35 AM  

Spindle: Maturin: Damn, doesn't Melania have a pair of flats?

If I'd have to guess, I'd gamble that Melania wanted to wear something sensible but Trump took one look at her and told her to go back and wear something classy


I think it's more likely that Melania doesn't, and never did, want to be First Lady, and thus doesn't really give a shiat.
 
2017-08-30 06:04:41 AM  

Cheron: Oh please conservatives have already moved on. I woke this morning to pictures of Michelle Obama shopping after Katrina. SEE, SEE Obamas were just s bad!

[img.fark.net image 850x1083]
/Bush was President not Obama
// Consider the possibility that there is a second successful black women


I had seen that before, but did not look closely at the picture. Oh dear.
 
2017-08-30 06:06:43 AM  
I invite Greg Abbot to visit any of the currently flooded area.
 
2017-08-30 06:08:21 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Scanty Em: Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.

Nobody is "upset." It's mockery of tone-deafness. She's the president's wife appearing at his side. Tone-deafness matters. You are flirting with concern trolling.

Appearance is everything to these people, since they have no substance.


Trump: "Wrong! I have the most substance. And after I eat this bucket of KFC I'll have even more."
 
2017-08-30 06:09:28 AM  

Cheron: Oh please conservatives have already moved on. I woke this morning to pictures of Michelle Obama shopping after Katrina. SEE, SEE Obamas were just s bad!

[img.fark.net image 850x1083]
/Bush was President not Obama
// Consider the possibility that there is a second successful black women


Isn't that Condi Rice?
 
2017-08-30 06:18:09 AM  

kidgenius: Cheron: Oh please conservatives have already moved on. I woke this morning to pictures of Michelle Obama shopping after Katrina. SEE, SEE Obamas were just s bad!

[img.fark.net image 850x1083]
/Bush was President not Obama
// Consider the possibility that there is a second successful black women

Isn't that Condi Rice?


Pretty sure it's Eleanor Holmes Norton.
 
2017-08-30 06:19:46 AM  

LordJiro: Spindle: Maturin: Damn, doesn't Melania have a pair of flats?
If I'd have to guess, I'd gamble that Melania wanted to wear something sensible but Trump took one look at her and told her to go back and wear something classy
I think it's more likely that Melania doesn't, and never did, want to be First Lady, and thus doesn't really give a shiat.


Was completely against it, wasn't even warned, and he did it even after she threw a fit, from what I heard. So maybe she's doing a silent protest.

She ought to do a really loud one. Right out the door.
 
2017-08-30 06:21:59 AM  
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2017-08-30 06:23:47 AM  

kidgenius: Cheron: Oh please conservatives have already moved on. I woke this morning to pictures of Michelle Obama shopping after Katrina. SEE, SEE Obamas were just s bad!

[img.fark.net image 850x1083]
/Bush was President not Obama
// Consider the possibility that there is a second successful black women

Isn't that Condi Rice?


No, it's Becky.
 
2017-08-30 06:26:11 AM  
I hate the Trumps as much as anyone, but how would anything have been different if she were wearing smaller heels or flats? She isn't doing anything productive, she's not running around helping people, she's standing around and breathing air and having her picture taken. Her footwear, her feet, even her existence have no impact on whether or not anyone gets more or less help.
 
2017-08-30 06:31:55 AM  

kidgenius: Isn't that Condi Rice?


Conalingus Rice?  Sounds like a mexican dish!
 
2017-08-30 06:34:01 AM  

b0rg9: kidgenius: Isn't that Condi Rice?

Conalingus Rice?  Sounds like a mexican dish!


Mexican!? That's Uncle Ben's sister.
/RIP, Aunt Jemima :(
 
2017-08-30 06:38:48 AM  
I'm very concerned about all the unprovoked lib attacks on First Lady Melania.
It's clear that politics wasn't her choice (unlike Nasty Hilliary) and she brings real class back to the White House (unlike Ugly Moochelle) so why all the focus on what she's wearing huh libs?

She's not there to do manual labor - that's what poor people do.

She's there to inspire by her very presence and looking good is a part of that - not that you classless lib trash would understand.

/I'm just concerned is all.
//Leave the First Lady Alone!
 
2017-08-30 06:49:39 AM  
It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.
 
2017-08-30 06:56:44 AM  
He really is a racist piece of shiat.
 
2017-08-30 07:00:43 AM  

Jim_Callahan: skubwa: FLOTUS in stilettos.

The first lady has no government post or power, no one ever voted for her, and she has never had anything to do with the actual office of the executive with only two exceptions in the entirety of US history (Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Clinton).  Mrs. Trump is pretty definitively not going down in history as the third exception.

There are real things worth being upset about in politics at the moment, let's try to avoid stooping to the TMZ level of obsessing over insignificant celebrities being mildly silly.


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
 
2017-08-30 07:07:36 AM  
Sometimes, when I get over Governor Ventura, I feel proud of my former home.

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But then things like this happen:

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2017-08-30 07:16:33 AM  
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WHAT MANDY...PEPPERIDGE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
 
2017-08-30 07:34:45 AM  

HighOnCraic: It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.


Archer: Just like the Gypsy Woman said
Youtube x1WMrTUFVfo
 
2017-08-30 07:36:59 AM  

Dark Side Of The Spoon: I hate the Trumps as much as anyone, but how would anything have been different if she were wearing smaller heels or flats? She isn't doing anything productive, she's not running around helping people, she's standing around and breathing air and having her picture taken. Her footwear, her feet, even her existence have no impact on whether or not anyone gets more or less help.


Because optics. It's the same reason Cruz, Christie, or any of these clowns wear the fleece and caps instead of suits. They're sure as shiat not going to do anything physical but they should at least *look* like they will.
 
2017-08-30 07:37:54 AM  
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He really does have weirdly tiny hands.....
 
2017-08-30 07:38:11 AM  
The mods forgot to tag this as, "Hypocrite"..Just Sayin'
 
2017-08-30 07:48:08 AM  

HydroMonkey: Dark Side Of The Spoon: I hate the Trumps as much as anyone, but how would anything have been different if she were wearing smaller heels or flats? She isn't doing anything productive, she's not running around helping people, she's standing around and breathing air and having her picture taken. Her footwear, her feet, even her existence have no impact on whether or not anyone gets more or less help.

Because optics. It's the same reason Cruz, Christie, or any of these clowns wear the fleece and caps instead of suits. They're sure as shiat not going to do anything physical but they should at least *look* like they will.


It is literally not possible for a Trump to look like they will perform a useful task.
 
2017-08-30 07:50:57 AM  
For one minute Trump thought he was acting Presidential.
 
2017-08-30 07:55:54 AM  

skubwa: I accepted that the bar has no bottom with Apricot Pol Pot...and sure enough, we got "LOOK AT THIS TURNOUT" and FLOTUS in stilettos. What's next? Waiting for them to eat a live human on live TV.


I love 'Apricot Pol Pot'. My favorite one so far is 'Testy Thyestes' but I'm a huge nerd.
 
2017-08-30 07:57:26 AM  
 
2017-08-30 07:58:55 AM  

HydroMonkey: Dark Side Of The Spoon: I hate the Trumps as much as anyone, but how would anything have been different if she were wearing smaller heels or flats? She isn't doing anything productive, she's not running around helping people, she's standing around and breathing air and having her picture taken. Her footwear, her feet, even her existence have no impact on whether or not anyone gets more or less help.

Because optics. It's the same reason Cruz, Christie, or any of these clowns wear the fleece and caps instead of suits. They're sure as shiat not going to do anything physical but they should at least *look* like they will.


"Optics" is what people say when they acknowledge that something is not actually scandalous but would like to gin up some angry noise anyway.
 
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