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(Mediaite)   Steve Bannon realizes that you can't win over Trump's affections without a rocking body, so he hired a trainer and has gone on a juice regimen to work on it   ( mediaite.com) divider line
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2017-08-29 05:35:56 PM  
Oh summerbannon, those broken capillaries, sunspots and Santa nose can't be Nordictrakked away.  You're a drunk.  Embrace it, become one with the booze
 
2017-08-29 05:40:48 PM  
I thought he was on a juice regimen.
 
2017-08-29 05:47:05 PM  
Vodka and Spinach juice: A Jolly Green Giant
 
2017-08-29 05:47:28 PM  
Bannon looks like he needs to check into the Hotel California.
 
2017-08-29 05:52:15 PM  
'steve' will stay out of sight, then 'reappear' played by some really hot stud twenty years younger, some of whose features are a little like current bannon's
 
2017-08-29 05:55:26 PM  
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It isn't considered cheating death if you have been dead for years but nobody has had the balls to tell you yet...
 
2017-08-29 05:58:24 PM  
If Bannon has a way to diminish under eye bags I will listen...

/Prep-H not helping
//plus it makes my cat try to eat my face
 
2017-08-29 06:00:06 PM  

daphne: If Bannon has a way to diminish under eye bags I will listen...

/Prep-H not helping
//plus it makes my cat try to eat my face


Better than a leopard.
 
2017-08-29 06:09:08 PM  
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2017-08-29 06:10:13 PM  
Please, he no longer goes by the name of Steve Bannon, the proper nomenclature is above.
 
2017-08-29 06:10:56 PM  

whidbey: daphne: If Bannon has a way to diminish under eye bags I will listen...

/Prep-H not helping
//plus it makes my cat try to eat my face

Better than a leopard.


Heh, plus cat is only 7lbs but I think she's now fatter, her belly hangs low, sweet chariot.  She just smells those delicious anchovies or whateverTH they put in that crap.  That or she hates me.  *whynotboth.jpg*
 
2017-08-29 06:11:33 PM  

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What is that on his lip?  Christ he is a mess.
 
2017-08-29 06:13:36 PM  
And those black dots.  Blackheads?  Or the other one, what is it?  Pore of winer, I think?  Is that photoshopped?  My maternal grandpa was a falling down drunk and he never looked that bad
 
2017-08-29 06:15:49 PM  

daphne: And those black dots.  Blackheads?  Or the other one, what is it?  Pore of winer, I think?  Is that photoshopped?  My maternal grandpa was a falling down drunk and he never looked that bad


It is a subtle Onion shop.  He look so horrible to begin with, that you pretty much just assume this is how Bannon looks like on a bad day.
 
2017-08-29 06:18:44 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: daphne: And those black dots.  Blackheads?  Or the other one, what is it?  Pore of winer, I think?  Is that photoshopped?  My maternal grandpa was a falling down drunk and he never looked that bad

It is a subtle Onion shop.  He look so horrible to begin with, that you pretty much just assume this is how Bannon looks like on a bad day.


Ahhh, gotcha.  I noticed the bloodstain on his collar and thought "hmmmm"

But yeah, no need for PS, he looks like hell all the livelong day
 
2017-08-29 06:21:12 PM  

whidbey: daphne: If Bannon has a way to diminish under eye bags I will listen...

/Prep-H not helping
//plus it makes my cat try to eat my face

Better than a leopard.


I'm pretty sure the leopard would say "I ain't eating that, it looks diseased"
 
2017-08-29 06:26:51 PM  
The only green juice that Steve Bannon drinks is Midori.
 
2017-08-29 06:28:15 PM  

daphne: kanesays: [img.fark.net image 850x477]

What is that on his lip?  Christ he is a mess.


It's doctored. It's a Getty image someone 'shopped.
 
2017-08-29 06:54:55 PM  

optikeye: whidbey: daphne: If Bannon has a way to diminish under eye bags I will listen...

/Prep-H not helping
//plus it makes my cat try to eat my face

Better than a leopard.

I'm pretty sure the leopard would say "I ain't eating that, it looks diseased"


Hey!  I'll admit, I've looked better but I haven't completely got to Bannon levels...yet
 
2017-08-29 07:26:46 PM  
By "juice" he means "scotch", right?
 
2017-08-29 08:09:56 PM  

daphne: kanesays: [img.fark.net image 850x477]

What is that on his lip?  Christ he is a mess.


Probably the same thing that is on Trump's nut sack.
 
2017-08-29 08:13:22 PM  
Any chance of starting a fundraiser to send send him a lot of booze to encourage him in his battle against his liver? I mean it might be hard to stay off the sauce if it keeps arriving at your doorstep.
 
2017-08-29 08:13:54 PM  
Cernovich is an alt-right wing wack job who makes shiat up.  Who knows what he's trying to achieve here.  He loves Trump so his motives should be questioned.
 
2017-08-29 08:17:40 PM  
stho sthweet that Theronvich thscored thome inthisde information.  he's also for date rape.
 
2017-08-29 08:18:03 PM  
Wow, people actually get paid for writing that kind of shiat?
 
2017-08-29 08:19:06 PM  
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2017-08-29 08:19:33 PM  

lahuman8: Cernovich is an alt-right wing wack job who makes shiat up.  Who knows what he's trying to achieve here.  He loves Trump so his motives should be questioned.


Probably trying to see if he can get Bannon to be the poster boy for his Gorilla Mindless supplements.
 
2017-08-29 08:20:03 PM  
What about yoga?
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2017-08-29 08:20:48 PM  
The Bannon Juice Diet consists of 3 tablespoons of juice and the rest is vodka.
 
2017-08-29 08:24:12 PM  
No, he probably just noticed how in all published photos he looks like a rotting corpse.

/He was a zombie that thought he was a vampire, so he didn't have mirrors.
 
2017-08-29 08:28:03 PM  
Gin and juice....I'd imagine.
/before there was no juice
 
2017-08-29 08:29:29 PM  
"Steve's big mistake was not bringing more people into the White House," a long-time Bannon confidant said of his recent departure. "He didn't understand the bureaucracy, you can't just have one or two idea people. You need buy in from dozens of people across theagencies," a deep state operative (yes some of them like me) said of Bannon's grand ambitions.

How could you not know this ? How could any one with any sort of understanding of common sense and logic not know that in the government you need people to vote with you and be on your side when it comes to changing anything ?
 
2017-08-29 08:29:33 PM  
Didn't the hooker in Leaving Las Vegas sneak juice into the drunk dude's drinks?  Bc he didn't eat?

/why is Bannon so fat?
 
2017-08-29 08:29:35 PM  
I assumed he *was* a green juice
 
2017-08-29 08:30:51 PM  

emotion_lotion: "Steve's big mistake was not bringing more people into the White House," a long-time Bannon confidant said of his recent departure. "He didn't understand the bureaucracy, you can't just have one or two idea people. You need buy in from dozens of people across theagencies," a deep state operative (yes some of them like me) said of Bannon's grand ambitions.

How could you not know this ? How could any one with any sort of understanding of common sense and logic not know that in the government you need people to vote with you and be on your side when it comes to changing anything ?


I was gonna ask what is theagencies then I realized

/honestly thought it was a new alt-right dog whistle bullhorn.
 
2017-08-29 08:31:35 PM  

daphne: Embrace it, become one with the booze


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2017-08-29 08:32:21 PM  
Diet cocaine?
 
2017-08-29 08:35:28 PM  

daphne: Didn't the hooker in Leaving Las Vegas sneak juice into the drunk dude's drinks?  Bc he didn't eat?

/why is Bannon so fat?


Best guess, opiods. He's probably got some quack prescribing for his "back pain."
 
2017-08-29 08:39:49 PM  
Good for him. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
 
2017-08-29 08:40:01 PM  

BMulligan: daphne: Embrace it, become one with the booze

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God, I love Jim.  He is my hero

/and that is sad
//shiatstorm a bewin'
 
2017-08-29 08:40:40 PM  
Good for him.
He is worth $47 million, he really shouldn't look like a pile of potato peels that came to life via black magic and became super racist.

If I were rich I would look a lot better than I do now, that is for sure.
And I am not even trying to claim I am part of a master race.
 
2017-08-29 08:41:59 PM  

stoli n coke: daphne: Didn't the hooker in Leaving Las Vegas sneak juice into the drunk dude's drinks?  Bc he didn't eat?

/why is Bannon so fat?

Best guess, opiods. He's probably got some quack prescribing for his "back pain."


Hmmm, I will have to disagree.  A true opioid addict won't eat for the same reason a drunk won't, it will diminish the high

/for me it's to extend the sad amount they prescribed me
//real back pain
///I think something very bad happened to my back :(
 
2017-08-29 08:45:56 PM  
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2017-08-29 08:46:07 PM  

findthefish: Gin and juice....I'd imagine.
/before there was no juice


Screwdrivers.

Gotta get that vitamin C.
 
2017-08-29 08:47:08 PM  

optikeye: Vodka and Spinach juice: A Jolly Green Giant


I've been known to make a mean spinach lemonade. There is a possibility that some gin has accidentally made its way into the pitcher once or twice.
 
2017-08-29 08:49:53 PM  
His liver won't survive without pure grain alcohol!
 
2017-08-29 08:53:20 PM  

lahuman8: Cernovich is an alt-right wing wack job who makes shiat up.  Who knows what he's trying to achieve here.  He loves Trump so his motives should be questioned.


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2017-08-29 08:55:39 PM  
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2017-08-29 08:56:37 PM  
He doesn't so much have an ethos as much as the DTs.
 
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