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(New York Daily News)   The $1,000 in drug money nearly rectum   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Cocaine, United States, Marion County Sheriff, Psychoactive drug, Drug addiction, Stokes, Methamphetamine, Heroin  
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2017-08-28 11:28:08 PM  
Was it in pennies?
 
2017-08-29 01:50:15 AM  
A guy goes to the proctologist, complaining of rectal discomfort.
After a quick exam, the doctor says: "Here's your problem... You had a roll of nineteen $100 bills stuck up your ass."
The guy says: "No wonder I haven't felt too grand, lately."

/Try the veal
 
2017-08-29 02:12:54 AM  
Christ, what an asshole!
 
2017-08-29 02:17:04 AM  
They drug it out of there, so it's drug money.

/finders keepers
 
2017-08-29 04:22:39 AM  
What what?
 
2017-08-29 04:41:02 AM  
So he literally shat money?
 
2017-08-29 04:46:29 AM  
Louis Dega is not impressed.
 
2017-08-29 04:53:20 AM  
"The page also joked about the cashiers in Marion County, saying they'd understand if they chose to use gloves on the job from now on. "

 No shat...That would be a nasty, nasty job..boob sweat money, sock money, butt money..
 
2017-08-29 04:53:48 AM  
But will he tell the hole truth?
 
2017-08-29 06:29:49 AM  
Reminds me of this guy:
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2017-08-29 06:59:12 AM  
"Deputies showed up later to collect the money"  What?
 
2017-08-29 07:13:46 AM  
Man, that guy had money coming out the wazoo.
 
2017-08-29 08:36:46 AM  
So did we win the war of drugs?
 
2017-08-29 08:49:45 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: "The page also joked about the cashiers in Marion County, saying they'd understand if they chose to use gloves on the job from now on. "

 No shat...That would be a nasty, nasty job..boob sweat money, sock money, butt money..


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2017-08-29 08:55:11 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: So did we win the war of drugs?


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2017-08-29 09:57:39 AM  

abhorrent1: Was it in pennies?


Okay I may need some math help here, however lets see if I get this right:


A (copper) penny weighs 3.11 grams

$1,000 in pennies = 100,000 pennies

100,000 X 3.11 = 311,000 grams

28 grams per ounce = 11,107 ounces

11,107 / 16 = 694 pounds of pennies in his arse!!!!

(ouch)
 
2017-08-29 11:56:59 AM  
and some thought that trace drugs on money was too much !!!

THIS is why i have stoped putting money in my mouth.
 
2017-08-29 12:00:14 PM  
So is all set for some of that sweet sweet prison love.
 
2017-08-29 12:31:08 PM  

stuffy: So is all set for some of that sweet sweet prison love.


Just as soon as the paper cuts heal.
 
2017-08-29 03:06:38 PM  
People gotta stop hiding stuff in their nether orifices.  That's the first place the cops look these days.
 
2017-08-29 11:31:23 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: "Deputies showed up later to collect the money"  What?


thought that strange too ... from the linked facebook post:

"The defendant was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail.
When they arrived at the jail, the money Stokes had on his person appeared to be missing."
 
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