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(Washington Post)   So when Trump declared he had no ties to Russia whatsoever, what he forgot to add was, "before 1987"   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-08-28 03:15:01 PM  
I have no Russian ties. (All my ties are made in China).
 
2017-08-28 03:16:49 PM  
we're they the USSR back then?
 
2017-08-28 03:19:13 PM  

ManateeGag: we're they the USSR back then?


they were. He tried to make a hotel deal with the Soviet government
 
2017-08-28 03:35:22 PM  
So that is where Sessions learned it.  He learned about lying about dealings with Russia from watching Trump.  Of course he did.
 
2017-08-28 03:50:27 PM  
he's in the clear i'm afraid:, russian prostitutes, thai prostitutes, but no russian thais
 
2017-08-28 03:54:54 PM  

somedude210: ManateeGag: we're they the USSR back then?

they were. He tried to make a hotel deal with the Soviet government


see.  he has no Russian ties.  He does have ties with the Soviet Union.  big difference.
 
2017-08-28 04:00:11 PM  
And, you know, this. Good thing his own lawyer is admitting Trump committed perjury...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-knew-moscow-tower-proposal-campa​i​gn-lawyer/story?id=49472342
 
2017-08-28 04:00:46 PM  
You can lead a Trump voter to the evidence of ties with Russia but you can't make them see the collusion.
 
2017-08-28 04:01:15 PM  
Recent memories are the first ones lost.
 
2017-08-28 04:17:18 PM  
Despite that concern, Trump warned of an imminent revolution in the country because premier Mikhail Gorbachev was too lenient.

"I was very unimpressed" with Russia, he said. "Their system is a disaster. What you will see there soon is a revolution; the signs are all there with the demonstrations and picketing. Russia is out of control and the leadership knows it. That's my problem with Gorbachev. Not a firm enough hand."

China, by contrast, did it right.

"When the students poured into Tiananmen Square," Trump explained, "the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength."


But her emails...
 
2017-08-28 04:51:55 PM  

mutterfark: Despite that concern, Trump warned of an imminent revolution in the country because premier Mikhail Gorbachev was too lenient.

"I was very unimpressed" with Russia, he said. "Their system is a disaster. What you will see there soon is a revolution; the signs are all there with the demonstrations and picketing. Russia is out of control and the leadership knows it. That's my problem with Gorbachev. Not a firm enough hand."

China, by contrast, did it right.

"When the students poured into Tiananmen Square," Trump explained, "the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength."

But her emails...


In other news, Grumps wants US police to have more military equipment.

I wonder why.
 
2017-08-28 04:57:08 PM  
Yeah but Obama once said he'd be able to be more flexible with Russia so both sides are bad.
 
2017-08-28 04:57:13 PM  
that was implied, Libs.
 
2017-08-28 04:57:59 PM  

Scanty Em: In other news, Grumps wants US police to have more military equipment.

I wonder why.


Well, if it's the same as under a couple previous administrations: money for the defense contractors. Not saying it couldn't possibly be other reasons, but that's my gut instinct.

The police don't need to be militarized, they need to be taught how to cool (deescalate) situations, not start blasting first and asking questions later.
 
2017-08-28 04:58:22 PM  
No Russia. No Russia. You're the Russia!
 
2017-08-28 04:59:15 PM  
Is that it? Did we get him?
 
2017-08-28 05:05:58 PM  

harleyquinnical: So that is where Sessions learned it.  He learned about lying about dealings with Russia from watching Trump.  Of course he did.


media.giphy.com
 
2017-08-28 05:07:56 PM  

Girl From The North Country: I have no Russian ties. (All my ties are made in China).


This isn't getting enough credit.
 
2017-08-28 05:09:12 PM  
I feel like such a loser because I seem to be the only person in the country with no business ties to Russia. I didn't even realize that was the new thing.
 
2017-08-28 05:10:08 PM  

blackminded: Girl From The North Country: I have no Russian ties. (All my ties are made in China).

This isn't getting enough credit.


I'm female.  I only get 72% of the credit a dude would get.  (I'm mostly joking)
 
2017-08-28 05:12:32 PM  
He had those ties so he could fight them.
tedkendrick.com
 
2017-08-28 05:13:40 PM  
I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.
 
2017-08-28 05:14:29 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is that it? Did we get him?


No. (sad trombone)

He flew away just as the rolled-up newspaper was about to smush him.
 
2017-08-28 05:15:19 PM  

Girl From The North Country: blackminded: Girl From The North Country: I have no Russian ties. (All my ties are made in China).

This isn't getting enough credit.

I'm female.  I only get 72% of the credit a dude would get.  (I'm mostly joking)


I liked your tie joke. And, hey, can I call you?
 
2017-08-28 05:18:09 PM  
And meanwhile over at Fox:

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-28 05:18:55 PM  
Isn't that Sater guy  the one who said a couple weeks ago that they were both going to prision?
 
2017-08-28 05:21:41 PM  

tkgeisha: Isn't that Sater guy  the one who said a couple weeks ago that they were both going to prision?


A prision is a very tiny, very secure subatomic particle.
 
2017-08-28 05:29:44 PM  

rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.


Cuz he tells it like it is.
 
2017-08-28 05:30:21 PM  

rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.


You're stewed, buttwad!
 
2017-08-28 05:38:19 PM  

undercurrent: rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.

You're stewed, buttwad!


but first I'd like ta, butter your muffin.

/wanker
//I get off on it
 
2017-08-28 05:39:19 PM  
Putin's cock has been holstered in him for so long he just kinda forgot.
 
2017-08-28 05:42:09 PM  

snowshovel: rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.

Cuz he tells it like it is.


In a way he does "tell it like it is"
he lies constantly about almost everything else but he is still the first openly racist presidential candidate since the civil rights era and often shows it.
so the people who longed for that now worship him.
 
2017-08-28 05:59:49 PM  

rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.


That was awesome
 
2017-08-28 06:27:20 PM  

rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.


Look, if you don't like Trump, just say so. No need to dance around it.
 
2017-08-28 06:41:14 PM  
How strange it is that North Korea is shooting Russian made missiles over Japan today.  I guess when Master Putin commands, his dog Kim Jong Un obeys.
 
2017-08-28 06:50:23 PM  

Almea Tarrant: rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.

That was awesome


I liked "ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals" the best.
 
2017-08-28 06:51:47 PM  

rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.


Lawyers.  Lots of lawyers.
 
2017-08-28 07:00:23 PM  

WayneKerr: Girl From The North Country: blackminded: Girl From The North Country: I have no Russian ties. (All my ties are made in China).

This isn't getting enough credit.

I'm female.  I only get 72% of the credit a dude would get.  (I'm mostly joking)

I liked your tie joke. And, hey, can I call you?


I Funny'd your tie joke /
And this is crazy /
What's your number /
I'll call you maybe
 
2017-08-28 07:55:24 PM  
Also, "after 1987."
 
2017-08-28 08:03:39 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Is that it? Did we get him?


nyet, comrade
 
2017-08-28 08:08:52 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: snowshovel: rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.

Cuz he tells it like it is.

In a way he does "tell it like it is"
he lies constantly about almost everything else but he is still the first openly racist presidential candidate since the civil rights era and often shows it.
so the people who longed for that now worship him.


Yup!

I had a "friend" so much as say exactly that:

"I think he's doing great...  he's giving a voice to white people who have largely been oppressed by political correctness for the past 20 years and he's pissing off Liberals and Progressives.  As long as he keeps doing that, I'll vote for him again."

This person is female and, by all accounts, an otherwise nice and pleasant person.

I just kind of shrugged and told her that I didn't think that scoring political points was any way to govern or show leadership.
 
2017-08-28 09:48:52 PM  

waxingpolemic: CodeMonkey4Life: snowshovel: rudemix: I used to wonder why he lies so much and then I realized not many people wouldn't lie if they could lie with such impunity and never suffer a moment for it. It boggles my mind why this particular shriveled testicle of a man would be so immune to his own bullshiat catching up to him. Fat and slathered in fake tan with his ridiculous hair and anus looking lips. Ill fitting suits and ties so long they must be some kind of Freudian veil for his withered genitals. His bulging turkey neck and triple chin. His arrogance and ways of speaking reveal what a caustic personality he has. He's ignorant and bloviating and childish and just reeks of self centered stupidity. How, in all these since year this festering carbuncle was foisted upon the body America, has not one bit of damage come from his lying? Not one rich or powerful person he has farked over or poor mouthed has said to themselves "nah, I'm not letting this Chet as a pile of shiat from weird science looking mother farker fark me over!" It's baffling.

Cuz he tells it like it is.

In a way he does "tell it like it is"
he lies constantly about almost everything else but he is still the first openly racist presidential candidate since the civil rights era and often shows it.
so the people who longed for that now worship him.

Yup!

I had a "friend" so much as say exactly that:

"I think he's doing great...  he's giving a voice to white people who have largely been oppressed by political correctness for the past 20 years and he's pissing off Liberals and Progressives.  As long as he keeps doing that, I'll vote for him again."

This person is female and, by all accounts, an otherwise nice and pleasant person.

I just kind of shrugged and told her that I didn't think that scoring political points was any way to govern or show leadership.


We're being oppressed? News to me.

/jaywalks
//in front of cops
///who are busy harassing black jaywalkers
 
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