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(White House)   Light up, inhale deeply, sit back and enjoy the Trump news conference at 4:20 p.m. ET   ( whitehouse.gov) divider line
    More: Live, Joint Press Conference, President Trump, White House, White House events, President Niinistö, President of the United States, Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson  
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866 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Aug 2017 at 3:20 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-28 12:54:17 PM  
Joint press conference.

Why no, they're not trolling, why do you ask?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2017-08-28 12:58:08 PM  
Will he give out more Play-Doh?
 
2017-08-28 12:59:37 PM  
Subby, in no way could I ever sit back and relax a Trump news conference.   Not even for the Lolz.
 
2017-08-28 01:01:34 PM  
Wonder if someone is going to ask Trump about Felix Sater.
 
2017-08-28 01:04:27 PM  
It'll give him a chance to tell us how disappointed he is in the media's coverage of his response and remind us that he got the endorsement of the Mold and Mildew Abatement Workers Union in the last election. Great people. They're going to clean up in Houston, let me tell you. MAGA
 
2017-08-28 01:05:40 PM  
Dammit it will be happening right as I am driving home from work. Although he will probably be 25 minutes late
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-08-28 01:12:20 PM  
4:20? I mean, if you insist. . .
 
2017-08-28 02:19:06 PM  

4:20 joint press conference?

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2017-08-28 02:49:31 PM  
I long for the good old days. When press conferences were held behind secluded bushes.
 
2017-08-28 03:23:31 PM  
Oh, the good old days

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2017-08-28 03:24:13 PM  
Why?
 
2017-08-28 03:25:14 PM  
There's going to be A LOT to talk about....

Or gloss over/ignore, whatever you plebs.
 
2017-08-28 03:25:23 PM  
I came here to ask, "Whar Snek, Whar?" but old Impaler was on the ball as usual!

/leaving Felix Saterfied
 
2017-08-28 03:25:28 PM  
Oh boy, do I have the patience to deal with him today? Probably not. At least, not unless this headache decides to disappear.
 
2017-08-28 03:25:43 PM  

JerseyTim: Wonder if someone is going to ask Trump about Felix Sater.


In a country with journalists, maybe not in PR country, though.
 
2017-08-28 03:27:38 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:28:27 PM  
The Finns are supposed to HATE Russia.
This dude wants to be the mediator between the EU and Russia to help Europe "understand Russia" better. Ease sanctions, etc.
He's everything my Finnish grandfather was against.
 
2017-08-28 03:33:43 PM  

Pinner: The Finns are supposed to HATE Russia.
This dude wants to be the mediator between the EU and Russia to help Europe "understand Russia" better. Ease sanctions, etc.
He's everything my Finnish grandfather was against.


PERKELE!
 
2017-08-28 03:34:54 PM  
At this point, every adult American citizen should receive a 4.20 lb box with of decent marijuana, with the note "We are very sorry" for the entirety of the Trump Administration (s*)

/*If applicable
 
2017-08-28 03:35:52 PM  

70Ford: [img.fark.net image 500x509]


Trumps presidency is much like Oceanic flight 815!?

We're already dead.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-28 03:35:55 PM  
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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-28 03:38:47 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:38:59 PM  
I live in Colorado. Without impeachment, there is not enough shatter and wax to counteract this.
 
2017-08-28 03:39:22 PM  
We break into this boring episode of "world news" to bring you another letter from an enthusiastic child!
 
2017-08-28 03:40:44 PM  
"Close your eyes. Open your mind. Your journey's about to begin. Relax your karma. And try not to barf. As the universe starts to spin..."

I'm willing to bet Xanax prescriptions have gone up since last November.

Galavant-Close your eyes
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2017-08-28 03:40:55 PM  
'So Mar-a-Lago seems to be spared from this yuge storm. Please keep my investment properties in your thoughts & prayers yadda-yadda-yadda...'
 
2017-08-28 03:44:01 PM  
date of election for finnish presidency is 5 months away. perhaps he wants support from pooty et al
 
2017-08-28 03:45:38 PM  

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Now that is funny.
 
2017-08-28 03:46:41 PM  

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you made me wake up my cat and snort Diet Coke out my nose lol
 
2017-08-28 03:48:39 PM  
Oh, cool. That's 2120 local time.

I'm in.
 
2017-08-28 03:49:04 PM  
My weed is FAR too expensive to harsh my mellow by watching Dolt45 insult reporters for the afternoon.
Way too expensive.

If I drank it'd be Miliwalkies Beast or some other swill but ya can't get mexi-brick seedy bags anymore, that's all 2scoops is worth.
 
2017-08-28 03:50:18 PM  

raerae1980: Subby, in no way could I ever sit back and relax a Trump news conference.   Not even for the Lolz.


I try and read transcripts when I need to know what shiate he's spewing.

That voice makes me all stabby.
 
2017-08-28 03:50:44 PM  

Destructor: I long for the good old days. When press conferences were held behind secluded bushes.


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2017-08-28 03:51:35 PM  

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2017-08-28 03:51:59 PM  

oldfarthenry: 'So Mar-a-Lago seems to be spared from this yuge storm. Please keep my investment properties in your thoughts & prayers yadda-yadda-yadda...'


I can only imagine the difference in Trump's response before and after if Harvey had been on a course right on Miami beach.  "Can I fire hurricanes?" "Maralago is a designated national treasure and must be rebuilt and ...uh ... Lithuania is going to pay for it"
 
2017-08-28 03:52:17 PM  

Number 216: Destructor: I long for the good old days. When press conferences were held behind secluded bushes.

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Psst. Wanna have a news conference?
 
2017-08-28 03:53:19 PM  
Will he be taking questions?
 
2017-08-28 03:53:22 PM  
No thanks, I'll pass on listening to that idiot. I need to keep all the brain cells I can.
 
2017-08-28 03:53:24 PM  
Why don't the networks just give him a half hour slot every week (at 04:30) so he can get his public love on?
 
2017-08-28 03:54:08 PM  
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2017-08-28 03:54:54 PM  

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The song from Caddyshack is fun, and Footloose is a good tune, too.

But that's pretty much the gamut of good Kenny Loggins stuff.
 
2017-08-28 03:55:47 PM  
I'd actually never heard of Saul Niinisto (the Finnish president) before.  So why exactly are he and Trump teaming up for this joint press conference? Whatever it is it can't be good but we'll see.
/thankfully I still have leftover weekend beers
 
2017-08-28 03:58:49 PM  

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Haven't seen that one around in a long time.
I don't think I can handle Trump himself for a news conference today, just not feeling it.
 
2017-08-28 04:00:36 PM  
Mr. President: Instead of spending $20B on a wall to keep out imaginary Mexican rapists, could we spend $10B on a wall to keep out the Gulf of Mexico?
 
2017-08-28 04:00:40 PM  

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and still, I have a horrible feeling he will finish this term, and wouldn't think a second term is too far fetched given how dumb our population seems to be. at this point i think out only hope that this is a one term presidency is if trump's health goes south, which you would think would have to.
 
2017-08-28 04:01:00 PM  
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2017-08-28 04:02:32 PM  

Bowen: Mr. President: Instead of spending $20B on a wall to keep out imaginary Mexican rapists, could we spend $10B on a wall to keep out the Gulf of Mexico?


"Would these Mexican golfers spend money at my resorts?"
 
2017-08-28 04:07:37 PM  
"We had a terrible rain last week down there in Texas.  Just terrible.  It was very wet, and very uncomfortable.  So sad to see all that damage."

-End of conference
 
2017-08-28 04:10:25 PM  
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Yes, this really happened.
 
2017-08-28 04:11:51 PM  
...President Niinistö

Oh look, someone else for Trump to totally disrespect during a news conference. He'll make it about the electoral map or some shiat, and totally leave the guy sitting there wondering why he even went thru security today to get in to the WH.
 
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