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2017-08-28 11:28:22 AM  
Trump deserves a Pakled reference, but this one seemed to work.

And actually, now that I think of it, even Pakleds were smart enough to know they didn't possess the intellect to fix their own shiat, and asked for help.

Trump: Worse than Pakleds.  And in charge of major shiat.  Think about it.

/subby
 
2017-08-28 11:33:12 AM  
Thumbs are way too small.
We are gonna need fist buttons.
 
2017-08-28 11:33:24 AM  
He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.
 
2017-08-28 11:37:52 AM  
Who knew posting on correct thread would be so complicated?
 
2017-08-28 11:42:19 AM  
Remember when Obama not wearing a tie was so horrible?

Here is Cheeto tieless and wearing a gaudy red baseball cap.
 
2017-08-28 11:44:40 AM  

snocone: Thumbs are way too small.
We are gonna need fist buttons.


snocone: Who knew posting on correct thread would be so complicated?


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I'll allow it.
 
2017-08-28 11:45:08 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Remember when Obama not wearing a tie was so horrible?

Here is Cheeto tieless and wearing a gaudy red baseball cap.


Flag pin makes up for it.  It's like a faux-patriotism force field.
 
2017-08-28 11:49:15 AM  
Hes so strong he cant be in the same room as others or hell obliterate them. Duh. MAGA.

I feel sort of sick now.
 
2017-08-28 11:49:39 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: a gaudy red baseball cap.


And it's not even a baseball cap.  It's like something Judge Smails would wear.  It's a shiatty late 70s/early 80s golf pro wannabe hat.

Or, one of those faux-military hats with all kinds of scrambled eggs on the bill.

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2017-08-28 11:50:59 AM  
In fairness, sitting alone in an empty room while adults handle the situation is probably the place where he could do the least damage.

He doesn't have his smartphone, right?
 
2017-08-28 12:02:40 PM  
What do you suppose runs through his mind as he sits alone in the corner?

"I wonder who I could pardon next?"

"I hope they get Fox and Friends on the cable here in Camp David."

"Why does the majority of America hate me?  What's the most painless way to commit suicide?"
 
2017-08-28 12:05:30 PM  
So the Pence coup started with Harvey?

i mean, regardless of your opinion of Trump, these two pictures clearly show that he is no longer in the loop for decisions to be made. We're back to the mid/late 80s and the staff covering for the president's mental deficiencies
 
2017-08-28 12:08:22 PM  
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2017-08-28 12:12:27 PM  

Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.


But it's a red hat, which means he's angry.
 
2017-08-28 12:12:32 PM  
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2017-08-28 12:12:58 PM  
POTUS

With sweat and dead man's balls
 
2017-08-28 12:14:15 PM  

markie_farkie: snocone: Thumbs are way too small.
We are gonna need fist buttons.

snocone: Who knew posting on correct thread would be so complicated?

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I'll allow it.


luck destroys skill once again
 
2017-08-28 12:14:42 PM  
How Donald Trump Picked His Running Mate

But according to the Kasich adviser (who spoke only under the condition that he not be named), Donald Jr. wanted to make him an offer nonetheless: Did he have any interest in being the most powerful vice president in history?

When Kasich's adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr. explained that his father's vice president would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy.

Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of?

"Making America great again" was the casual reply.
 
2017-08-28 12:17:59 PM  

Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.


Trump sells those hats.
 
2017-08-28 12:18:25 PM  
I fully expected him to be wearing a bright yellow rainsuit complete with the big floppy hat. I need more coffee and more sleep.
 
2017-08-28 12:19:03 PM  
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And I don't need no carrying on
 
2017-08-28 12:19:46 PM  
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2017-08-28 12:19:47 PM  

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They tell me your blue sky's faded to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on
Stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on
'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down, and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on


Well, rat farts.
 
2017-08-28 12:20:16 PM  
Can someone 'shoop him into that Kirk Cameron birthday picture?  You know the one.  Thanks in advance.
 
2017-08-28 12:20:19 PM  

Somacandra: In fairness, sitting alone in an empty room while adults handle the situation is probably the place where he could do the least damage.

He doesn't have his smartphone, right?


It's oddly comforting that someone else is in charge when the stakes are high. Maybe Pence has an envelope in his pocket containing the last 2 digits of the missile launch code? A guy can dream.
 
2017-08-28 12:20:27 PM  

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Lyrics
Where is the moment when we needed the most?
You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on
Stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on
'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down, and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on

Well, rat farts.


Seems like are having a....

Well, you know
 
2017-08-28 12:21:04 PM  

markie_farkie: snocone: Thumbs are way too small.
We are gonna need fist buttons.

snocone: Who knew posting on correct thread would be so complicated?

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I'll allow it.


Pathetic.   Simply pathetic.
 
2017-08-28 12:22:07 PM  

Diogenes: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Remember when Obama not wearing a tie was so horrible?

Here is Cheeto tieless and wearing a gaudy red baseball cap.

Flag pin makes up for it.  It's like a faux-patriotism force field.


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2017-08-28 12:23:18 PM  
I'm more surprised Trump wasn't Skyping in from one of his golf courses.
 
2017-08-28 12:24:18 PM  
Well, that sounds like good news for Texas.
 
2017-08-28 12:24:21 PM  

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2017-08-28 12:24:35 PM  

Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.


If Obama wore a baseball cap indoors during a meeting, Fox News would spend months on how badly he disrespected the office.
 
2017-08-28 12:24:43 PM  
Isnt that Trump in the right panel of the screen in the situation room?
 
2017-08-28 12:24:48 PM  

tommyl66: I fully expected him to be wearing a bright yellow rainsuit complete with the big floppy hat. I need more coffee and more sleep.


no bullhorn?
needs moar bullhorn
 
2017-08-28 12:25:22 PM  

Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.


Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?
 
2017-08-28 12:26:33 PM  
Well, he just came back from a grueling 17 day workation, so I can see why he had to leave the White House for some R&R...

Maybe Pence and the boys told him they would meet him there and flaked, and that is why he is sitting alone with his buttface on?
While that turd was never competent, he is definitely becoming less and less relevant.
 
2017-08-28 12:26:49 PM  

Mad Scientist: What do you suppose runs through his mind as he sits alone in the corner?

"I wonder who I could pardon next?"

"I hope they get Fox and Friends on the cable here in Camp David."

"Why does the majority of America hate me?  What's the most painless way to commit suicide?"


He's thinking: I wish my tiny little penis worked. I'd be nailing biatches right now if my dick worked. biatches love my dick.
 
2017-08-28 12:27:30 PM  
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2017-08-28 12:27:32 PM  

Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?


Jewish people?

/used second time in a week...
 
2017-08-28 12:27:39 PM  

Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?


A guy that spends 90 minutes "styling" his hair, on a day where he had to be photographed with only 80 minutes notice.
 
2017-08-28 12:27:42 PM  

Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?


Cowboys and douchebags.
Wait...
 
2017-08-28 12:27:48 PM  
But tomorrow he is going to fly in dry up everything and save the people, except the ones with Mexican sounding names.
 
2017-08-28 12:28:13 PM  
You know what? Fark those farking hats.
 
2017-08-28 12:28:18 PM  
It's like Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and Trump is relegated to the kiddy table.
 
2017-08-28 12:28:31 PM  

Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?


Bald people.
 
2017-08-28 12:29:15 PM  
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2017-08-28 12:29:33 PM  

Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?


*raises hand*

Jews.
And stop calling my pussy kippah a hat.
 
2017-08-28 12:29:43 PM  
"Okay, people! This storm looks bad! How much Play-Doh are they gonna need?!"

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2017-08-28 12:29:51 PM  

Bowen: Somacandra: In fairness, sitting alone in an empty room while adults handle the situation is probably the place where he could do the least damage.

He doesn't have his smartphone, right?

It's oddly comforting that someone else is in charge when the stakes are high. Maybe Pence has an envelope in his pocket containing the last 2 digits of the missile launch code? A guy can dream.


Guaranteed the last two digits are "88".
 
2017-08-28 12:30:01 PM  

LarryDan43: Jaymark108: Diogenes: He's wearing a pro USA hat.  That's really what matters.

Who wears a hat indoors, anyway?

Bald people.


This. He didn't have the requisite hour and a half to fix up his combover.
 
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