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2017-08-26 11:48:19 PM  
This is a biatchy brutal takedown of Trump the man-baby. RRAWWrrrrr.
 
2017-08-26 11:58:52 PM  
Kelly may have to call in reinforcements-
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2017-08-27 12:45:22 AM  
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2017-08-27 12:46:05 AM  
No more secretive executive orders

Nope, just secretive pardons where the only people he consults with are the braying crowds at his rally.
 
2017-08-27 12:46:23 AM  
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2017-08-27 01:07:58 AM  
I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.
 
2017-08-27 01:42:27 AM  
The thing is, that article is likely not going to be read - or understood - by anybody who would benefit from its point of view.
 
2017-08-27 02:31:26 AM  

Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.


I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.
 
2017-08-27 02:37:36 AM  

Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.


I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?
 
2017-08-27 03:00:38 AM  
I read that in Joe Pesci's voice.
 
2017-08-27 03:04:32 AM  

Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?


That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.
 
2017-08-27 03:13:52 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?

That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.


It would be the classiest, most luxurious bowel movement ever broadcast on live television. Believe me!
 
2017-08-27 03:22:14 AM  

dv-ous: The thing is, that article is likely not going to be read - or understood - by anybody who would benefit from its point of view.


Serves 'em right for printing it in the Failing New York Times. Now if only she had what it takes to get published on Breitbart, you know Donnie would lap up every word. He is namedropped several times, after all.
 
2017-08-27 03:40:18 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?

That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.

It would be the classiest, most luxurious bowel movement ever broadcast on live television. Believe me!


Make Shiatting Your Pants Great AgainTM!!!
 
2017-08-27 04:25:09 AM  
Is it me or have I read this before?
 
2017-08-27 04:26:19 AM  

Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.


*whynotboth.jpg*
 
2017-08-27 04:55:26 AM  
Bru. Tal.
 
2017-08-27 05:30:11 AM  
Nothing I didn't already know, but it's a pretty good summary of our leaderless position.
 
2017-08-27 05:33:30 AM  

dv-ous: The thing is, that article is likely not going to be read - or understood - by anybody who would benefit from its point of view.


Since it is written at a 6th grade reading level, I think you are right.
 
2017-08-27 05:37:08 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?

That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.

It would be the classiest, most luxurious bowel movement ever broadcast on live television. Believe me!


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2017-08-27 05:38:43 AM  
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The president and his team preparing for another day:
 
2017-08-27 05:46:14 AM  
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Maybe it should be, "Don't Tell Congress The Babysitter's Dead"
 
2017-08-27 05:48:07 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?

That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.


Indisputable? You know there would be stories on right-wing about "Obama's secret Brown Noise feces-inducing machine" within hours of it happening.
 
2017-08-27 05:49:10 AM  

Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?


Think back to Trumps time on the greens. He always comes home with stains, but they're brown.

/never mind, don't think about that
 
2017-08-27 05:53:16 AM  

HedlessChickn: Serious Black: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?

That would be farking hilarious.

Especially if it happens on live TV and is indisputable.

Like, you get see his face screw up and hear the sound of it letting rip then seeing the back of his pants turning dark and the liquid poo dripping out of the bottom of his pants legs.

It would be the classiest, most luxurious bowel movement ever broadcast on live television. Believe me!

Make Shiatting Your Pants Great AgainTM!!!


Ted Nugent approved!
 
2017-08-27 05:57:19 AM  
It's funny now. I wonder if the cockroaches crawling among the rubble will think it's funny.
 
2017-08-27 06:03:20 AM  

Scanty Em: It's funny now. I wonder if the cockroaches crawling among the rubble will think it's funny.


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2017-08-27 06:04:03 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: [vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x289]


First thing I thought of. 11-year-old me loved this series.
 
2017-08-27 06:07:50 AM  

Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.


Look at interviews from as little as 5 years ago. He used to be more coherent, had a larger vocabulary, and could stay on topic for more than 20 seconds. His mental faculties are definitely declining. He seems to have gotten worse just since his inauguration, IMO.
 
2017-08-27 06:12:37 AM  

razyjean: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

Look at interviews from as little as 5 years ago. He used to be more coherent, had a larger vocabulary, and could stay on topic for more than 20 seconds. His mental faculties are definitely declining. He seems to have gotten worse just since his inauguration, IMO.


Case in point: https://www.apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83

A purple monkey dishwasher is more coherent than our Predisent.

/I'm out for the morning
//5 AM and haven't slept in 24 hours
///Trump does not help with insomnia
 
2017-08-27 06:24:29 AM  

HedlessChickn: razyjean: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

Look at interviews from as little as 5 years ago. He used to be more coherent, had a larger vocabulary, and could stay on topic for more than 20 seconds. His mental faculties are definitely declining. He seems to have gotten worse just since his inauguration, IMO.

Case in point: https://www.apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83

A purple monkey dishwasher is more coherent than our Predisent.

/I'm out for the morning
//5 AM and haven't slept in 24 hours
///Trump does not help with insomnia


Trump-induced insomnia has happened to me several times, most recently a couple of weeks ago when he was waving his dick at North Korea. Rest while you can, fellow farker.
 
2017-08-27 06:44:58 AM  

razyjean: HedlessChickn: razyjean: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

Look at interviews from as little as 5 years ago. He used to be more coherent, had a larger vocabulary, and could stay on topic for more than 20 seconds. His mental faculties are definitely declining. He seems to have gotten worse just since his inauguration, IMO.

Case in point: https://www.apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83

A purple monkey dishwasher is more coherent than our Predisent.

/I'm out for the morning
//5 AM and haven't slept in 24 hours
///Drumpf does not help with insomnia

Drumpf-induced insomnia has happened to me several times, most recently a couple of weeks ago when he was waving his dick at North Korea. Rest while you can, fellow farker.


It helps me to know I'm not the only one with Trumpsomnia.  For me, it was the worst right after the inauguration.  Seems like I am adapting to the insanity now, and it's a problem only occasionally in recent weeks.  But I freak right out if I really sit down and seriously think how batshiat insane this president is.  So I try to avoid it, and limit my news exposure.
 
2017-08-27 06:45:59 AM  
Less a baby, more a weaponized version of a very popular set of symptoms that attracts adults who have many of these characteristics.  There's a cult for that, other than the White House staff.

Do you constantly seek approval and affirmation?
Do you fail to recognize your accomplishments?
Do you fear criticism?
Do you overextend yourself?
Have you had problems with your own compulsive behavior?
Do you have a need for perfection?
Are you uneasy when your life is going smoothly, continually anticipating problems?
Do you feel more alive in the midst of crisis?
Do you still feel responsible for others, as you did for the problem drinker in your life?
Do you care for others easily, yet find it difficult to care for yourself?
Do you isolate yourself from other people?
Do you respond with fear to authority figures and angry people?
Do you feel that individuals and society in general are taking advantage of you?
Do you have trouble with intimate relationships?
Do you confuse pity with love, as you did with the problem drinker?
Do you attract and/or seek people who tend to be compulsive and/or abusive?
Do you cling to relationships because you are afraid of being alone?
Do you often mistrust your own feelings and the feelings expressed by others?
Do you find it difficult to identify and express your emotions?
Do you think parental drinking may have affected you?
If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, Al‑Anon may help
 
2017-08-27 07:02:28 AM  
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2017-08-27 07:04:14 AM  
"He sat in an 18-wheeler in the White House driveway one time. "Honk, honk!" went the horn. He sat in a red fire truck, too. "Where's the fire?" Mr. Trump asked Vice President Mike Pence. "Put it out fast!" "

This actually happened. To an adult. Who is president of the US.

\Stranger than fiction
 
2017-08-27 07:05:02 AM  

Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.


Him using Hurricane Harvey to drop a ton of bigoted trash suggests that he's still capable of planning.
 
2017-08-27 07:05:23 AM  

BitwiseShift: Less a baby, more a weaponized version of a very popular set of symptoms that attracts adults who have many of these characteristics.  There's a cult for that, other than the White House staff.

Do you constantly seek approval and affirmation?
Do you fail to recognize your accomplishments?
Do you fear criticism?
Do you overextend yourself?
Have you had problems with your own compulsive behavior?
Do you have a need for perfection?
Are you uneasy when your life is going smoothly, continually anticipating problems?
Do you feel more alive in the midst of crisis?
Do you still feel responsible for others, as you did for the problem drinker in your life?
Do you care for others easily, yet find it difficult to care for yourself?
Do you isolate yourself from other people?
Do you respond with fear to authority figures and angry people?
Do you feel that individuals and society in general are taking advantage of you?
Do you have trouble with intimate relationships?
Do you confuse pity with love, as you did with the problem drinker?
Do you attract and/or seek people who tend to be compulsive and/or abusive?
Do you cling to relationships because you are afraid of being alone?
Do you often mistrust your own feelings and the feelings expressed by others?
Do you find it difficult to identify and express your emotions?
Do you think parental drinking may have affected you?
If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, Al‑Anon may help


Two Scoops doesn't drink, so alcoholic is probably not the case.
 
2017-08-27 07:06:22 AM  

stoli n coke: Two Scoops doesn't drink, so alcoholic is probably not the case.


Says he doesn't, anyway.
 
2017-08-27 07:09:33 AM  
At least they wrote it at the same reading level as his voters.
 
2017-08-27 07:10:46 AM  

holdmybones: [images.static-bluray.com image 728x409]The president and his team preparing for another day:


Do you wanna see something REALLY SCARY?
 
2017-08-27 07:15:00 AM  
Nice update, it read like a whimsical summer of ups and downs for an 8 year old, but at the end, summer will end and school will start BOOOO!!!!!!
 
2017-08-27 07:16:51 AM  

PandaPorn: "He sat in an 18-wheeler in the White House driveway one time. "Honk, honk!" went the horn. He sat in a red fire truck, too. "Where's the fire?" Mr. Trump asked Vice President Mike Pence. "Put it out fast!" "

This actually happened. To an adult. Who is president of the US.

\Stranger than fiction


The Trucking Lobby is proud of it, too.
 
2017-08-27 07:18:55 AM  

Weaver95: Serious Black: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

I believe he's a giant farking jerk and is also sliding into dementia. It's obvious his speech patterns are different today than they were twenty years ago. It's obvious they're different today than at the beginning of his campaign. It's coming on like a freight train.

I wonder if Trump will lose control of his bowels in public?


Depends.
 
2017-08-27 07:21:22 AM  

Unobtanium: PandaPorn: "He sat in an 18-wheeler in the White House driveway one time. "Honk, honk!" went the horn. He sat in a red fire truck, too. "Where's the fire?" Mr. Trump asked Vice President Mike Pence. "Put it out fast!" "

This actually happened. To an adult. Who is president of the US.

\Stranger than fiction

The Trucking Lobby is proud of it, too.


........... why?
 
2017-08-27 07:23:03 AM  

stoli n coke: BitwiseShift: Less a baby, more a weaponized version of a very popular set of symptoms that attracts adults who have many of these characteristics.  There's a cult for that, other than the White House staff.

Do you constantly seek approval and affirmation?
Do you fail to recognize your accomplishments?
Do you fear criticism?
Do you overextend yourself?
Have you had problems with your own compulsive behavior?
Do you have a need for perfection?
Are you uneasy when your life is going smoothly, continually anticipating problems?
Do you feel more alive in the midst of crisis?
Do you still feel responsible for others, as you did for the problem drinker in your life?
Do you care for others easily, yet find it difficult to care for yourself?
Do you isolate yourself from other people?
Do you respond with fear to authority figures and angry people?
Do you feel that individuals and society in general are taking advantage of you?
Do you have trouble with intimate relationships?
Do you confuse pity with love, as you did with the problem drinker?
Do you attract and/or seek people who tend to be compulsive and/or abusive?
Do you cling to relationships because you are afraid of being alone?
Do you often mistrust your own feelings and the feelings expressed by others?
Do you find it difficult to identify and express your emotions?
Do you think parental drinking may have affected you?
If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, Al‑Anon may help

Two Scoops doesn't drink, so alcoholic is probably not the case.


I think Al-Anon is the "family help" group of AA. Were D2S's parents drinkers?
 
2017-08-27 07:24:27 AM  

stoli n coke: BitwiseShift: Less a baby, more a weaponized version of a very popular set of symptoms that attracts adults who have many of these characteristics.  There's a cult for that, other than the White House staff.

Do you constantly seek approval and affirmation?
Do you fail to recognize your accomplishments?
Do you fear criticism?
Do you overextend yourself?
Have you had problems with your own compulsive behavior?
Do you have a need for perfection?
Are you uneasy when your life is going smoothly, continually anticipating problems?
Do you feel more alive in the midst of crisis?
Do you still feel responsible for others, as you did for the problem drinker in your life?
Do you care for others easily, yet find it difficult to care for yourself?
Do you isolate yourself from other people?
Do you respond with fear to authority figures and angry people?
Do you feel that individuals and society in general are taking advantage of you?
Do you have trouble with intimate relationships?
Do you confuse pity with love, as you did with the problem drinker?
Do you attract and/or seek people who tend to be compulsive and/or abusive?
Do you cling to relationships because you are afraid of being alone?
Do you often mistrust your own feelings and the feelings expressed by others?
Do you find it difficult to identify and express your emotions?
Do you think parental drinking may have affected you?
If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, Al‑Anon may help

Two Scoops doesn't drink, so alcoholic is probably not the case.


Al-Anon is not for alcoholics* but for family members of alcoholics who need help dealing with those close to them who drink.  And Donnie doesn't drink because of what happened to his brother.

* Technically, those who are alcoholic who also have close family members who drink are welcome too.  And by some definitions, you're an alcoholic if you have the disease (which can be genetic) even if you haven't manifested the symptoms.

/I've talked to a few recovering alcoholics
 
2017-08-27 07:24:36 AM  
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2017-08-27 07:25:55 AM  

andrewagill: stoli n coke: BitwiseShift: Less a baby, more a weaponized version of a very popular set of symptoms that attracts adults who have many of these characteristics.  There's a cult for that, other than the White House staff.

Do you constantly seek approval and affirmation?
Do you fail to recognize your accomplishments?
Do you fear criticism?
Do you overextend yourself?
Have you had problems with your own compulsive behavior?
Do you have a need for perfection?
Are you uneasy when your life is going smoothly, continually anticipating problems?
Do you feel more alive in the midst of crisis?
Do you still feel responsible for others, as you did for the problem drinker in your life?
Do you care for others easily, yet find it difficult to care for yourself?
Do you isolate yourself from other people?
Do you respond with fear to authority figures and angry people?
Do you feel that individuals and society in general are taking advantage of you?
Do you have trouble with intimate relationships?
Do you confuse pity with love, as you did with the problem drinker?
Do you attract and/or seek people who tend to be compulsive and/or abusive?
Do you cling to relationships because you are afraid of being alone?
Do you often mistrust your own feelings and the feelings expressed by others?
Do you find it difficult to identify and express your emotions?
Do you think parental drinking may have affected you?
If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, Al‑Anon may help

Two Scoops doesn't drink, so alcoholic is probably not the case.

Al-Anon is not for alcoholics* but for family members of alcoholics who need help dealing with those close to them who drink.  And Donnie doesn't drink because of what happened to his brother.

* Technically, those who are alcoholic who also have close family members who drink are welcome too.  And by some definitions, you're an alcoholic if you have the disease (which can be genetic) even if you haven't manifested the symptoms.

/I've talked to a few recovering alcoholics


Two Scoops hated his brother and screwed over his family.
 
2017-08-27 07:35:32 AM  
Poor libtards.
 
2017-08-27 07:36:50 AM  

Mad Scientist: razyjean: HedlessChickn: razyjean: Weaver95: I can't tell if trump is 'merely' a spoiled rich kid, or if he's legitimately sliding into dementia.

Look at interviews from as little as 5 years ago. He used to be more coherent, had a larger vocabulary, and could stay on topic for more than 20 seconds. His mental faculties are definitely declining. He seems to have gotten worse just since his inauguration, IMO.

Case in point: https://www.apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83

A purple monkey dishwasher is more coherent than our Predisent.

/I'm out for the morning
//5 AM and haven't slept in 24 hours
///Drumpf does not help with insomnia

Drumpf-induced insomnia has happened to me several times, most recently a couple of weeks ago when he was waving his dick at North Korea. Rest while you can, fellow farker.

It helps me to know I'm not the only one with Trumpsomnia.  For me, it was the worst right after the inauguration.  Seems like I am adapting to the insanity now, and it's a problem only occasionally in recent weeks.  But I freak right out if I really sit down and seriously think how batshiat insane this president is.  So I try to avoid it, and limit my news exposure.


You aren't alone. I also limit exposure. I also don't watch the news. I read it. Because I find that hearing his voice sends my tension skyrocketing.
 
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