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(The New York Observer)   Republicans bracing for more bad news. Strike that. Reverse it   ( observer.com) divider line
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2017-08-26 11:12:48 PM  
K, standing by.
 
2017-08-26 11:14:46 PM  
Jared's fishwrap engages in whataboutism and masturbates furiously....film at 11.
 
2017-08-26 11:17:00 PM  
ウンコ!

 
2017-08-26 11:26:06 PM  
And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.
 
2017-08-26 11:37:11 PM  
I remember when I used to think that House Of Cards was make believe
 
2017-08-26 11:49:12 PM  
I'd much rather have the Democratic Party's problems than the Republican Party's. At least they aren't led by the worst chief executive of any developed country to ever exist.
 
2017-08-27 12:07:30 AM  
Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?

/I don't get it
 
2017-08-27 12:44:19 AM  
Who?
 
2017-08-27 12:44:52 AM  
Predisent Trump's Idiocracy excuses anything the (Modern) Democrats have ever done.

/s
//Bad behavior isn't excused by worse behavior
///If Trump's behavior is going to set the bar as the absolute worst, then nothing the Democrats do will ever compare
 
2017-08-27 12:46:47 AM  
Trump's plan is to go so far into bad territory that what is normally seen as bad seems like a positive development.
Like this morning. Between his pardon of racist dirtbag Arpio and the hurricane, you barely heard mention of NK firing off some missles and this week's edition of White House Apprentice losing another from the Racist Fraud group.
 
2017-08-27 12:47:50 AM  
Bad news is bracing for Republicans?
 
2017-08-27 12:48:21 AM  

fusillade762: And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.


Just wondering, how do you step on something by yourself that's attached to your groin and concave?
 
2017-08-27 12:48:53 AM  
Why the heck is Kushner claptrap in the main page?
 
2017-08-27 12:49:05 AM  
Awww, Subby. I feel so bad for you. Are you getting paid for this BS? Or are you just so brainwashed that you think this is real? Nothing is going to distract people from the ongoing criminal investigation of Trumpolini and the Republican Party. And the country will be better off after those criminals have been jailed.
 
2017-08-27 12:50:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?

/I don't get it


News bad more for bracing Republicans.
 
2017-08-27 12:51:25 AM  

Iczer: fusillade762: And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.

Just wondering, how do you step on something by yourself that's attached to your groin and concave?


Apparently he believes that 45 has something which is rather long.
 
2017-08-27 12:53:09 AM  

LordOfThePings: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?

/I don't get it

News bad more for bracing Republicans.


For more Republicans, bad news is bracing!
 
2017-08-27 12:54:39 AM  
Democrats embracing for good news...

Liar submitter.
 
2017-08-27 12:57:15 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: LordOfThePings: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?

/I don't get it

News bad more for bracing Republicans.

For more Republicans, bad news is bracing!


Brace for impact!
 
2017-08-27 12:59:05 AM  
Bracing Bad?

Better call Republican news.
 
2017-08-27 01:00:43 AM  
Lisa needs braces.

/dental plan
 
2017-08-27 01:00:54 AM  
The part that bothers me the most is that the Democratic Party is that they're like the nerd who pines for the head cheerleader who's going out with the quarterback, thinking "When she sees how bad he is for her, she'll come running to me."

The DNC leadership is so bad, which sucks because their policies are so much better than the RNC's.
 
2017-08-27 01:01:35 AM  
Ok so the Menendez trial has the potential to be a legitimate headache. But no one cares what happens to DWS and her stupid IT guy. And the other bad news is that some Dems have books coming out? Really?
 
2017-08-27 01:01:46 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Democrats embracing for good news...

Liar submitter.


Embracing

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Bracing

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2017-08-27 01:04:37 AM  
Somebody needs to watch willy wonka and the chocolate factory again.
 
2017-08-27 01:05:07 AM  

Iczer: fusillade762: And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.

Just wondering, how do you step on something by yourself that's attached to your groin and concave?


Same way you stick your elbow in your ear.

With a portal gun.
 
2017-08-27 01:06:06 AM  

Serious Black: At least they aren't led by the worst chief executive of any developed country to ever exist.


I don't know if I'd call what Republicans are doing as being led, so much as keeping their heads down and praying that Trump doesn't run for a second term.

/ and dictating his court nominees, of course
 
2017-08-27 01:06:24 AM  
Keep draining that swamp!
 
2017-08-27 01:06:58 AM  
The desperation in the author's writing is almost palpable. The wording is so rote you can picture them with a .docx full of talking points going "copy", "paste", over and over again until they have the 1500 words their Editor is screaming for.
 
2017-08-27 01:07:44 AM  

WelldeadLink: Iczer: fusillade762: And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.

Just wondering, how do you step on something by yourself that's attached to your groin and concave?

Apparently he believes that 45 has something which is rather long.


His fingers?
 
2017-08-27 01:07:48 AM  

HedlessChickn: Predisent Trump's Idiocracy excuses anything the (Modern) Democrats have ever done.

/s
//Bad behavior isn't excused by worse behavior
///If Trump's behavior is going to set the bar as the absolute worst, then nothing the Democrats do will ever compare


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2017-08-27 01:07:54 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?


news bad more for bracing republicans.
 
2017-08-27 01:10:05 AM  
Or maybe a long face.
 
2017-08-27 01:10:38 AM  

fusillade762: JohnnyApocalypse: LordOfThePings: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?

/I don't get it

News bad more for bracing Republicans.

For more Republicans, bad news is bracing!

Brace for impact!


Ah, crap... who let Troi drive again?
 
2017-08-27 01:10:38 AM  
Bad news is bracing for Republicans?

I don't get it.

Wait, is it: "News bad for bracing Republicans?"  Because that actually makes sense.
 
2017-08-27 01:10:51 AM  

WelldeadLink: Iczer: fusillade762: And no one is paying attention to any of that as long as 45 keeps stepping on his own dick on an hourly basis.

Just wondering, how do you step on something by yourself that's attached to your groin and concave?

Apparently he believes that 45 has something which is rather long.


The first problematic assumption is that Trump has a dick.

The second problematic assumption is that, by "dick", one is using a slang term for male genitals, and not something else.

The third problematic assumption is that even if Trump has male genitals, they are still attached to him and not in a jar on Putin's desk.

The fourth...
 
2017-08-27 01:11:23 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad news is bracing for more Republicans?


This is why I love you.

/NTTAWWT
 
2017-08-27 01:12:49 AM  
The same author of this article, posted a story yesterday saying that a Federal Judge in Florida, who had dismissed the Bernie Bros lawsuit against the DNC, had "admitted" that the DNC had rigged the election.

I had to read the damned thing twice, because I couldn't believe that someone was that damned stupid the first time I read.  The guy clearly didn't have a farking clue as to what he was saying.

In any motion for dismissal, under a variety of procedural rules a Fed Judge has to consider the request, in the most favorable light towards the plaintiff the and presume that the acts alleged by the plaintiff in the complaint are true.  So everything is slanted towards the plaintiff and judge wrote his opinion dismissing the lawsuit with the underlying premise that everything alleged was true.  This fark-head read that and thought the Judge was actually issuing a finding of fact and that the opinion stood for the notion he had heard the relevant evidence and was deciding on the merits.

Perhaps one of the single most "misinfromed" things I have ever read in my life.
 
2017-08-27 01:13:14 AM  
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I don't get it.
 
2017-08-27 01:15:02 AM  

DubyaHater: .ti esreveR .taht ekirtS .swen dab erom rof gnicarb snacilbupeR

I don't get it.


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2017-08-27 01:15:41 AM  
Subby if you try too hard you either lost or were just lost to begin with.

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2017-08-27 01:16:06 AM  

The Lone Gunman: The part that bothers me the most is that the Democratic Party is that they're like the nerd who pines for the head cheerleader who's going out with the quarterback, thinking "When she sees how bad he is for her, she'll come running to me."

The DNC leadership is so bad, which sucks because their policies are so much better than the RNC's.


It's because all they think about are sports, and all we think about is sex.
 
2017-08-27 01:16:21 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ah, crap... who let Troi drive again?


At least she can see.
 
2017-08-27 01:19:38 AM  

Serious Black: At least they aren't led by the worst chief executive of any developed country to ever exist.


I don't think so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
 
2017-08-27 01:22:01 AM  

lawboy87: Perhaps one of the single most "misinfromed" things I have ever read in my life.


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2017-08-27 01:24:32 AM  
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2017-08-27 01:25:23 AM  
Who greenlit this shiat?
 
2017-08-27 01:28:14 AM  
Seriously, are we not doing bracing anymore?
 
2017-08-27 01:29:01 AM  
I can't wait to see how BSAB plays out as a legal defense.
 
2017-08-27 01:29:32 AM  
I'd like to point out that subby fundamentally misunderstands Roald Dahl's use of wordplay.
 
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