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2017-08-26 12:07:03 PM  
Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.
 
2017-08-26 12:19:59 PM  

SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.


This is an alt-left I would join.
 
2017-08-26 12:21:42 PM  
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2017-08-26 12:23:09 PM  
When I read the headline, my initial reaction was correct: it was Mexicans tossing weed into America, but then I thought, wait, it's more likely these days that California would be tossing weed over the border into Arizona or Mexico, or that Washington or Oregon or Nevada would be tossing weed over the border into Idaho.

Also:

Trump:  We're going to build a wall!!!!
Mexicans be like
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2017-08-26 12:28:19 PM  
Ready!
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2017-08-26 12:41:43 PM  
Chalk this down as the one time a statement from Two Scoops about "giant bags of marijuana" being a falling hazard is somewhat correct. Assuming you're standing around outside the border fence and are deaf and blind.
 
2017-08-26 01:08:55 PM  
Yup. Donnie warned us that this what is the reason we needed to be able to see through the border wall.
 
2017-08-26 01:09:26 PM  
Feche la herbe!

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2017-08-26 01:42:22 PM  
That wall is amazing
 
2017-08-26 02:09:01 PM  
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2017-08-26 02:37:36 PM  
I'm no expert, but wouldn't it have made sense to wait around and see who shows up to retrieve it rather than just picking it up?
 
2017-08-26 03:33:33 PM  

SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.


I am curious.  What is this "alt-left"?
 
2017-08-26 03:36:40 PM  
"Did I not tell you this would happen?"
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2017-08-26 03:38:15 PM  
Beware or catch and keep??
 
2017-08-26 03:42:17 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'm no expert, but wouldn't it have made sense to wait around and see who shows up to retrieve it rather than just picking it up?


Who do you think gets a nice fat cut of the profits?
 
2017-08-26 03:42:24 PM  
"Flying Marijuana bundles" is my new Cannabevets alt.
 
2017-08-26 03:42:44 PM  

Jake Havechek: SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.

I am curious.  What is this "alt-left"?


It's "Bernie Bros" 2.0, i.e. an attempt for centrists and neoliberals to BSAB the Occupy Wall Street types with the Trumpers.

They only stopped using the term when Trump himself used it to defend his "On many sides..." remark about Charlottesville.
 
2017-08-26 03:44:59 PM  
fsm, I have GOT to move south if this is happening.

/please bring whatever you have to my house, kthanksbye
 
2017-08-26 03:45:59 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.

This is an alt-left I would join.


Youtube " but then i got high"
 
2017-08-26 03:47:23 PM  
Actually, beware of the people who threw the bundle over the fence and got your plate and vehicle description after you drove off with their drugs.
 
2017-08-26 03:47:48 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.

This is an alt-left I would join.


Youtube " because i got high uncensored"
 
2017-08-26 03:48:18 PM  
Beware? No I think he meant Be Aware.
 
2017-08-26 03:49:47 PM  
While this may have actually happened it strikes me as a non-story that is just gaining traction to give credence to the Great Wall of Idiocy.
 
2017-08-26 03:51:44 PM  

Jake Havechek: SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.

I am curious.  What is this "alt-left"?


It's a figment of the nazis' imaginations.
 
2017-08-26 03:52:44 PM  
Are you sure they're not launching it into Mexico?

/reverse smuggling is a thing with the weed from Colorado
 
2017-08-26 03:53:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ready!
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For Mexican Brickweed? More like a trampoline to bounce it back.
 
2017-08-26 03:53:27 PM  

Jake Havechek: SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.

I am curious.  What is this "alt-left"?


Scan code 11 (make) and F0,11 (break) on US-101, -102, and -104 keyboards (presumably both USB and PS/2, not sure about earlier ones)
 
2017-08-26 03:53:27 PM  

Walker: "Did I not tell you this would happen?" [liberalsociety.com image 660x371]

Exactly, someone in the Trump news team is pushing this one hard to legitimize his ravings.  It's just like that one case of voter fraud by an 'illegal' they blew up.
 
2017-08-26 03:53:29 PM  
And you all ridiculed Trump when he said the wall needs to be literally transparent so we can see when someone throws something over. (That actually happened) He foresaw this while the rest of you were blinded by hatred.
 
2017-08-26 03:54:47 PM  
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2017-08-26 03:56:34 PM  
Gosh, they should probably do something about this before those pesky Mexicans start buying old Scud missiles from around the globe, filling them with ditch weed and launching them at American cities.

They better never get their hands on cluster munitions technology either, or you'd have old Scuds airbursting over cities dropping thousands of little parachute bags of weed across vast areas.  Once that starts happening, people would be getting mellower and more liberal by the minute!
 
OOF
2017-08-26 03:56:40 PM  
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2017-08-26 03:57:13 PM  
... Huh... How about making the wall with packs and packs of brick-weed?.

SirPaps: Are we sure the alt-left isn't just testing their new weapon? You launch marijuana bundles deep into the derpiest parts to chill them the fark out. You use the cheap stuff in the trials. Next, the good stuff.


Just blend in weed-butter with grits, and make fried patties with them, and give them free in all alt-right "freedom marches".
 
2017-08-26 03:58:51 PM  
420 from Mexico? I can get better weeds right in Oregon. Legal!
 
2017-08-26 04:00:55 PM  
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2017-08-26 04:02:14 PM  

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2017-08-26 04:02:41 PM  
Hmm, a million pounds intercepted... that's about a quarter billion dollars in taxes that no one gets to collect. Figure fifty times as much gets through, that's more in collectable taxes than YUM! brands sell, that instead go back to Mexicans.
 
2017-08-26 04:03:03 PM  
Budget for some modified C-RAMs placed along the wall every few miles.
 
2017-08-26 04:03:16 PM  
I'm sorry, but until I see the video, I'm going to assume that Trump told them to say this to back up his absurd past comments about the subject.
 
2017-08-26 04:03:27 PM  

FlyingBacon: 420 from Mexico? I can get better weeds right in Oregon. Legal!


Exactly.  I know of no one buying Mexi-brick brown-seedy stuff anymore.  Half the people I know are getting direct from one of the bigger legal states and I'm in a legal state, crappy legal, but still.
 
2017-08-26 04:04:02 PM  

FlyingBacon: 420 from Mexico? I can get better weeds right in Oregon. Legal!


With zero danger from incoming brickweed projectiles
 
2017-08-26 04:06:07 PM  

germ78: Are you sure they're not launching it into Mexico?

/reverse smuggling is a thing with the weed from Colorado


I'd much rather have weed from Colorado than Mexico. Mexican weed sucks.
 
2017-08-26 04:07:43 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: And you all ridiculed Trump when he said the wall needs to be literally transparent so we can see when someone throws something over. (That actually happened) He foresaw this while the rest of you were blinded by hatred.


Actually it was the engineers that told him of that. They also told him it's geographically impossible to build a wall in large areas along the proposed line.

He'll get around to making that second point seem like his idea soon.
 
2017-08-26 04:12:00 PM  
Finally!  Marijuana is dangerous to your health.
 
2017-08-26 04:13:03 PM  
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2017-08-26 04:15:24 PM  
I wonder how high it got.
 
2017-08-26 04:15:45 PM  
So make it legal and guess what....weed starts flowing the other way
/in WA
//can't partake :(
 
2017-08-26 04:16:07 PM  
Lucky it didn't land on someone's head.
 
2017-08-26 04:17:53 PM  

ocd002: germ78: Are you sure they're not launching it into Mexico?

/reverse smuggling is a thing with the weed from Colorado

I'd much rather have weed from Colorado than Mexico. Mexican weed sucks.


Not even us are buying that either; I know the article is unrelated, but, seriously, I know more and more people that buy their own than getting it from dealers.
 
2017-08-26 04:19:47 PM  
Meanwhile drug cartels have become super interested in boring and hyperloop tchnology.
/ Thanks Elon Musk
 
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