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(Shanghaiist)   It's okay to dance your way through your drunk driving breathalyzer test as long as you're not legally drunk   ( shanghaiist.com) divider line
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3979 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2017 at 3:00 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-26 12:55:49 PM  
What the hell is their legal limit? He was .10  and he wasn't over, wow.
 
2017-08-26 02:16:54 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: What the hell is their legal limit? He was .10  and he wasn't over, wow.


Your decimal is off, he was .01
China's BAC laws are more brutal there as here in the US
A .02 will get you "Driving After Drinking" (hello DAD), with punishment similar to a DUI in the US
.08 get's you the DUI, where they take away your license for 5 years, or for life if it results in a fatality
http://www.loc.gov/law/foreign-news/article/china-harsher-punishments​-​for-driving-after-drinking/
 
2017-08-26 02:25:21 PM  

rcain: swaniefrmreddeer: What the hell is their legal limit? He was .10  and he wasn't over, wow.

Your decimal is off, he was .01
China's BAC laws are more brutal there as here in the US
A .02 will get you "Driving After Drinking" (hello DAD), with punishment similar to a DUI in the US
.08 get's you the DUI, where they take away your license for 5 years, or for life if it results in a fatality
http://www.loc.gov/law/foreign-news/article/china-harsher-punishments-​for-driving-after-drinking/


Maths is hard apparently. Thanks for the info.
 
2017-08-26 03:07:35 PM  
The Man With Two Brains -- drunk test is hard -- Better Quality
Youtube unseSFWjuqs


What if you dron't dink?
 
2017-08-26 03:08:08 PM  
The designated decoy
 
2017-08-26 03:09:14 PM  
The Tracey Ullman Show: D.U.I.
Youtube 64mlGnEEAF8
 
2017-08-26 03:13:29 PM  

mutterfark: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/unseSFWjuqs - 480x270]

What if you dron't dink?


Then you dron't dive.
 
2017-08-26 03:14:31 PM  

rcain: swaniefrmreddeer: What the hell is their legal limit? He was .10  and he wasn't over, wow.

Your decimal is off, he was .01
China's BAC laws are more brutal there as here in the US
A .02 will get you "Driving After Drinking" (hello DAD), with punishment similar to a DUI in the US
.08 get's you the DUI, where they take away your license for 5 years, or for life if it results in a fatality
http://www.loc.gov/law/foreign-news/article/china-harsher-punishments-​for-driving-after-drinking/


Is their equipment sensative enough for .02?  I thought that was in the range of 'eat enough vegamite and your stomache can produce that much'.  Utah should have issues proving their too-low limit, it doesn't take a heavy hand to change .00 to .02.
/no intention of driving in Chinese traffic
//don't want to drive in Maryland traffic at .07
///can't imagine Chineses traffic at >.00
 
2017-08-26 03:14:35 PM  

ClavellBCMI: mutterfark: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/unseSFWjuqs - 480x270]

What if you dron't dink?

Then you dron't dive.


And I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
 
2017-08-26 03:21:22 PM  
Have you heard the one about the gymnast who was asked to walk a straight line, looked around, jumped up and walked along the top of a fence, did a cartwheel and walked back?
How many times and was the gymnast who told it to you drunk?
 
2017-08-26 03:22:00 PM  
Oblig:
Scottish Sobriety Test
Youtube lNn-6FzTimY
 
2017-08-26 03:28:50 PM  
Funniest DUI test EVER!!!! Drunken Cowboy!!! Step, Bump, Step, Bump Bump!
Youtube eGCiXBJTonY
 
2017-08-26 03:34:19 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-26 03:39:36 PM  
Also oblig. but my google fu is weak -

Johnny and Venus get drunk for a driving test.
 
2017-08-26 03:50:54 PM  
Good job he wasn't stoned, otherwise he would have Alarmed the police man. And would be a colander by now. And the cop would have been promoted.

Wait....
 
2017-08-26 04:18:21 PM  

uttertosh: Good job he wasn't stoned, otherwise he would have Alarmed the police man. And would be a colander by now. And the cop would have been promoted.

Wait....


Pastafarianism!
 
OOF
2017-08-26 04:58:24 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-26 05:17:10 PM  
Had a friend do something similar once. Cop asked, "Can you say your ABC's without singing them?" My friend replied, "Yeah, but not without dancing 'em!" and proceeded to soft-shoe while reciting the alphabet in a monotone.
 
2017-08-26 05:17:27 PM  
Hmm.  That was oddly arousing.  Especially the slow mo
 
2017-08-26 05:25:02 PM  

whither_apophis: [YouTube video]


Reno911 was a great show.
 
2017-08-26 05:58:33 PM  

whither_apophis: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/eGCiXBJTonY - 480x360]


One of my favorite bits from that show ever.
 
2017-08-26 07:36:30 PM  

nakedcritic: whither_apophis: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/eGCiXBJTonY - 480x360]

One of my favorite bits from that show ever.


The klansman who lit himself on fire.

"He's accident prone. This isn't entirely unexpected."
 
2017-08-26 07:37:43 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: nakedcritic: whither_apophis: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/eGCiXBJTonY - 480x360]

One of my favorite bits from that show ever.

The klansman who lit himself on fire.

"He's accident prone. This isn't entirely unexpected."


On second thought, Terry whoring himself at Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos was probably my favorite skit.
 
2017-08-26 10:33:04 PM  
Good to know, because if you can't joke with the cops during a sobriety test, why take it?
 
2017-08-26 10:40:46 PM  
The test showed that the man's blood alcohol concentration was just 10mg/100ml, which is below the legal limit. So, he was allowed to drive on home with only a warning.

Warning? For what? fark that, he should get a police escort to the local strip club.
 
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